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#52 - OMG thats RAPE! said the feminazi! 23 hours ago on Dying 0
#8 - Okay the left one then. 23 hours ago on 2016 - The year of HD maymays -1
#1 - Man I hate art critics... they are the reason a pile of trash …  [+] (54 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Heh, Art. +488
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#120 - mikepetru (4 hours ago) [-]
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#91 - jizzeverywhere (7 hours ago) [-]
Abstarct art is considered art because it's something every viewer finds a different meaning to, that being said there's a good and bad way to make abstract art, the bad way being just getting a single random object, and throwing it in an art gallery. I guess my point is that we're all critics, and we don't have to respect each other's opinions, but art is weird and we should all accept that.
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#80 - darrensankari (8 hours ago) [-]
Well, a piece of art can be interpreted in many ways regardless of the artists intent, so it follows that even a turd could invoke something deep in any given observer, given the right circumstances.
But there are cases where people claim to know the artists intent better than the artist, and those people are assholes.
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#69 - thesinful (9 hours ago) [-]
My favorite is when art critics talked about the thought and passion that went into each brush stroke of one particular artist's work no I don't remember his name . Said artist was a chimpanzee.
#64 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
Thank god for the art critic critics.
Keeping the industry in check from anarchy.
#56 - crlmsonhazard (10 hours ago) [-]
makes me said that half of STEM graduates end up homeless, but people can get a million dollars for a blank canvas
#118 - borderlineparanoid (5 hours ago) [-]
you do realise that most of the paintings that sell that much are from painters that are long dead.

Even then there aren't as many as you think.
#114 - hamidabuddy (5 hours ago) [-]
Where the fuck are you getting this shit from? don't say shit like "half" unless you have a source to back it up. Otherwise, stop lying nigga!
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#93 - jizzeverywhere (7 hours ago) [-]
Only better known artists make millions off of their art, it's not like every artist is fucking loaded. Everyone always tells people majoring in art to have a back-up, and generally speaking we do. Whereas people studying STEM are hardly ever told to have a backup plan so when that fails they have nowhere to go, my point is that there's two sides to the coin, and not everyone is gonna win... Always have a backup.
#68 - lexoheight (9 hours ago) [-]
Since fucking when do STEM graduates end up homeless? They have like a 95% job placement rate in pretty much every university in America
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#61 - nought (10 hours ago) [-]
talke solace, as manollette said, that extraordinarily few artists will ever reach fame and on average STEM salaries pay
#121 - migueldecervantes (4 hours ago) [-]
There's very little solace to take in the fact that "extraordinarily few artists will ever reach fame" due to our society's declining interest in art.

The decrease in said interest and increase in depression and overall bad ideologies (radical feminism, PC culture, etc.) is, in my opinion, not a coincidence. There is something very important in experiencing other people's observations and ideas through their works, be they paintings, novels or pieces of music. Your mind expands, and, above all, you are not alone.

Yet today, people are lonely and their minds are as narrow as the distance between your eyes.

I'm just kidding. You don't have down syndrome.
#58 - manollette (10 hours ago) [-]
Just take solace in the fact that for every one person that can do that, there are several thousand who are even worse of than the STEM grads.
#49 - cdboyawesome (11 hours ago) [-]
Modern Art ladies and gentlemen
#42 - destreader (12 hours ago) [-]
Trash like this?
(Yes this is a re-post, I am just posting here to try to bring more attention to it.)
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#44 - questionableferret (11 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, that post is arguably art. My favourite definition for art is:

"Art is anything created by human hands that sheds meaningful insight into something."

The fact that someone framed that comment is actually an ironic action that shows insight into a lot of things. Into how absurd the definition of art is to some people. Into how much people are willing to pay for crap. It also reflects a lot of our modern sentiments towards rebellion. The poster clearly finds the idea that the comment could be art ludicrous, so treating it like art does ironically demonstrate.

I wouldn't pay that much money for it, but for a fiver I wouldn't mind that hanging up in my house somewhere, and I wouldn't mind seeing it in a modern art museum. It would make more sense than a lot of the freaky junk that ends up in there because you don't have to lean over sideways and squint to sort-of see the outline of a woman crying if you look at the abstract statue from the right angle and oh my god I do not get abstract art at all...

For me that comment on its own is cool, but framing it really speaks to what internet culture is all about. It's like how that picture of Beyonce got everywhere.
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#57 - allnamesrgone (10 hours ago) [-]
ironic shitposting is also shitposting
ironic shit art is also just shit art
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#126 - questionableferret (4 hours ago) [-]
The first one is true, the second one not so true. It may be ironic, but it's not shit. In the same way that poetry doesn't need to rhyme or sound pretty, or even be overly long like a haiku, that comment doesn't need to look spectacular to show insight. In 100 years time people might not have as good an understanding of what our internet culture is like. Just look how much has changed since it began only a few decades ago. Just as through paintings we see insight into the culture of the renaissance through that post people can get an understanding of what we were like back then (i.e. Now).

Memes don't last forever, but maybe a post that is simple enough to contextualise our attitudes and behaviours could. It might not look good, but it may well be a better insight into the times than any painting could be, especially considering how little we seem to archive important moments/times in internet history.
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#33 - advice (12 hours ago) [-]
but that means anime is art
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#55 - dreygur (11 hours ago) [-]
That's a given
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#26 - belshir (14 hours ago) [-]
a woman took a snapshot of her bedroom (built an art piece that was a messy bed and a slice of her bedroom all shitty and covered in trash) mine is the same but you dont see men and women with a stick up their arse coming into my bedroom and giving me cash to stand around and look at it, its bollocks.
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#28 - vorarephilia (14 hours ago) [-]
Well, did you try?
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#47 - belshir (11 hours ago) [-]
not yet, had so much fucking uni work i was buried in it, didnt have time to prance about making a mess and pretend im deep and meaningful
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#94 - jizzeverywhere (7 hours ago) [-]
Try it out sometime, tell us how much money you get.
#2 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
"Art critics" basicly killed any meaning of the word art.

Such complete trash has been heralded as art that now a days the only criteria for something to be art is if someone considers it art. So everything can be considered art and when everything is art, nothing is.
#98 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
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#3 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
Around 130 years ago, a movement named "Impressionism" was formed. They wanted to expand the spectrum of "art" to allow more diverse creations to be noticed and acknowledged. They basically achieved the idea of neglecting the definition of "art" (which was already vague to begin with), and thus opened way for the various new genres of art that popped up from 1900s to current day.

In other words, nobody could figure out what the fuck "Art" was since the times of ancient greeks and long before them, and these twats showed up in 1880 or so and said "ANYTHING CAN BE ART!". Little did they know that "anything" is quite a wide scope. According to the current definitions (look up any dictionary entry), I can justify spreading my ass and spraying shit all over your livingroom by calling it "art", and there's no way anyone could argue against it.

Go figure; Diversity for the sake of diversity is fucking retarded. This is further proven by the immigrant crisis and the moronic idea of workplace gender equality (i.e. "I dont care if she's a fucking moron; our company needs women to receive more funding")
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#51 - scorcho (11 hours ago) [-]
comparing impressionism to the refugee crisis and gender quotas is a bit of a stretch, you gotta admit that.
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#60 - afaik (10 hours ago) [-]
Agreed, though I stand by my statement in regards to the whole "diversity for the sake of diversity" thing regardless of context.
#41 - kingpongthedon (12 hours ago) [-]
That's not exactly how things went down. It has far more to do with the advent photography than anything else.

Up until the late 1800s, the only way to get a visual record of anything was to paint it. This is why you see so many portraits and landscapes. People weren't painting for pure artistic expression, they were doing it because it was their job. Keep in mind the Mona Lisa, arguably the most iconic painting of all time, was just a portrait commissioned by a husband for his wife. Most of the great works were done just to make a buck. If you wanted a realistic image you had to go to a master who had spent decades practicing his craft. People wanted realistic images and so the state of the art progresses towards greater and greater realism. These are the skills artists develop and even their more creative works strive for lifelike imagery.

Then photography comes along. All of a sudden those portraits that took weeks to make can be done in a matter of seconds. Not only that, the average person can now create something "better" than even the most skilled artists for much less time, money, and effort. Realism is suddenly cheap, it won't pay the bills anymore. The artists still had to make a living so they had to innovate. They had to do something other people weren't doing to earn their pay. Impressionism is the natural starting point, it is rooted in realism but adds some variety. All of a sudden you see different genres of art appearing, whereas before artistic style was almost entirely defined by the period and place. We have variety now, who can say that's a bad thing? Just because you don't like some of these varieties doesn't mean that art as a whole is meaningless.

Point is, it's a lot more than some twats a century ago saying "ANYTHING CAN BE ART!" There are some very good reasons they strayed from the traditional paths. I can't say that every new avenue that's been explored has been aesthetically appealing to me, but I can say I appreciate that they have been explored.

And what's up with that last paragraph? I get that you think contemporary art is different just to be different, hopefully I've persuaded you that this is not entirely the case, but the rest of it just dashes way off topic. It just seems like the rambling of a very bitter man. Don't force issues that aren't even remotely related.
#43 - afaik (12 hours ago) [-]
Well, I am a rather bitter person.

Still, this is actually a pretty good read. Hope others see it. I guess I just don't know any people who could provide input on the topic prior to this.
#14 - comicironic (16 hours ago) [-]
And yet Impressionism led to some of the most beloved artworks in history.
The stuff made by Monet, Van Gogh, etc is considered to be of great beauty.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rouen_Cathedral_%28Monet_series%29

>, I can justify spreading my ass and spraying shit all over your livingroom by calling it "art", and there's no way anyone could argue against it.
People could argue against it, it's just wholly subjective and therefore pointless. Art is in the eye of the beholder.

What's your objective standard for art?
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#17 - emiyashirou (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, but there's also a completely blank blue canvas that sold for over $50k
#18 - comicironic (16 hours ago) [-]
I don't see your point. Clearly someone valued it highly.
#25 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
That someone must be one fucking idiot, or he tried to show the world that he can buy a blank canva for 50k. Now he's filthy rich and a troll.
#13 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
Congratulations on bringing in completely unrelated topics into the argument.'
Clapclap
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#4 - fatsigurd (01/11/2016) [-]
I quite like impressionist and expressionist art, actually. At least those still have a meaning and require talent. The real fuckery only started with abstract art in the 20th century, when every retard with a brush and some paint could suddenly become a world-famous artist.

But I agree that the fucked up state art culture is in right now is due to post-modernism.
#15 - comicironic (16 hours ago) [-]
>when every retard with a brush and some paint could suddenly become a world-famous artist.
#16 - comicironic (16 hours ago) [-]
Well, I'm disappointed that didn't upload. Let's try again.
#117 - blargchikahonkhonk (5 hours ago) [-]
< now that's art
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#5 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
The thing is, even Picasso's shit and Dadaism fall under the same category as spraying fecal matter across public areas.

There is literally no way you can prove that something isn't art since there are no criteria to be met to match the definition.

To me, art is the products of the perfection of a skill that only appeals to senses.

I can carve an image of a viking onto a door, and it won't improve anything about the door. On the other hand, it will make the person owning the door appreciated it more as it appeals to his senses. Same goes for music, video game development, statue carving, you name it. Besides, carving can be rather difficult to make something truly appealing.

I'm still trying to figure out a decent definition to this day, and quite frankly I like this one.
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#119 - whiteobama (4 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, Dada was mostly a product of the times. A form of depressed rebellion against fine art, as they thought the old world of beauty and civilization had been destroyed by the horrors of the World War 1
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#127 - afaik (4 hours ago) [-]
Regardless of my opinion on the thing, that's a good point (even though it seems a little bit like a case of "something is better than nothing" from the way you put it).
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#6 - fatsigurd (01/11/2016) [-]
personally, I think for something to be recognised as true art, it should require at least 2 of the following things:

-is appealing for the senses, especially seeing and hearing
-takes a lot of skill and/or practice to produce
-has a deeper meaning or message
-is entertaining
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#115 - rumpelstilzchen (5 hours ago) [-]
Oh sorry I misread
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#7 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
entertainment is appeal to a sense that is neither seeing nor hearing.
having a deeper meaning seems redundant.

Music doesn't have to have a deeper meaning if the sounds and the patterns are appealing. Neither do videogames, which are also forms of art. They're just pleasing.

All in all, I disagree with your suggestion.
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#8 - fatsigurd (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't think you understand. I said it needs to check at least 2 of the criteria.
Music might be entertaining and pleasing to the ear, but it might not have a deeper meaning.
A painting might require skill to make, have a deeper meaning and look good, but not be very entertaining.
A book might be entertaining and have a deeper meaning but is probably not very pretty to look at.
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#9 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
I think I used the wrong word. When I said "senses", I didn't only refer to hearing, sight, smell, sound and touch. There's the sense of accomplishment (stimulated by RPGs for example), there's sense of community, stimulation of various emotions etc.

Those are all senses, and that's what I meant.

Art has to appeal to one or more senses, and be the product (of a skill) that doesn't affect the functionality of the object - that's my definition.

All in all, "has a deeper meaning" doesn't seem like a necessary criteria, "is entertaining" and "is appealing to the senses" is the same thing, and "two out of four" I'd wager doesn't exist in any definition of any word in any language besides the given example. On topic of word definitions, this just seems redundant.
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#10 - fatsigurd (01/11/2016) [-]
a lot of feminist art (which usually involves shit, piss, vaginal fluids, screaming, farting and slam poetry) gives them a sense of community, of accomplishment and probably stimulates their emotions
would you call that art, then?
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#19 - atoaster (15 hours ago) [-]
I do like some of the better feminist art. Judy Chicago's The Dinner Party or Sherman's Your Gaze Hits the Side of My Face are nice.
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#11 - afaik (23 hours ago) [-]
Doesn't seem to be the product of a skill.
#87 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
did you sense that with your accomplishment? or do you just like being "edgy"
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#96 - afaik (7 hours ago) [-]
Feminist Theatre
Care to explain how I'm "edgy" here?
#38 - the only question is can I pick the gender of the dragon becau… 01/11/2016 on dragon dongs 0
#6 - I'm not going to claim to be an expert but I would say that th…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on 2016 - The year of HD maymays -1
#7 - hubabalu (01/11/2016) [-]
**hubabalu used "*roll picture*"**
**hubabalu rolled image** I wasin't aware there was a 2nd picture.
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#8 - gragasvlad (23 hours ago) [-]
Okay the left one then.
#2 - well I suppose it would be mostly visual memory so yeah you are right 01/11/2016 on Makeup +1
#6 - yeah the mouth is nice according to the AI... tough it's not a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Soule 0
#9 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
That's pretty much what an AI is. Some checks and calculations.
#85 - I have seen that so many times and I have always assumed they … 01/11/2016 on the more you know +1
#33 - LIES you can't protect your virginity without a roof 01/11/2016 on how to make a pillow fort 0
#105 - the Trump movie looks weird 01/11/2016 on Flash Dukes 0
#72 - the girls that challanged the tennis players where not profess…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on the more you know 0
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#74 - machiavellianhumor (01/11/2016) [-]
serena and venus are 2 of the if not THE MOST well known female tennis stars. they have won at a lot of opens
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#85 - gragasvlad (01/11/2016) [-]
I have seen that so many times and I have always assumed they where just arrogant morons.... wow they must have been ashamed after that.
#57 - if you look at something containing two women and you don't re… 01/11/2016 on this is a thing apparently. 0
#56 - did they even meet in the movie? 01/11/2016 on this is a thing apparently. 0
#39 - I agree that she doesn't look plus sized... on the other hand … 01/11/2016 on Plus Sized Models 0
#4 - recommending games but not putting any porn games on the list  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Games I would like to... -3
#13 - fatalfinn (01/10/2016) [-]
Valkyria Chronicles has a k-kissing scene!
#14 - chuchiereaper (01/11/2016) [-]
B-B-B-B-But that's lewd
#39 - if you buy a kpop band and have them make say rock then it's n…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Will you K-Pop? +41
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#42 - stifflerxchong (01/10/2016) [-]
anything POPULAR in korea will be k-pop m8
#61 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
uhm i think you be misinformed although it does mean popular the genre is quite different and not simply all popular music. It has a very distinct style
#14 - Eyes should be shaped like trees, leaves and everything  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on Drake be Like 0
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#15 - zaxzwim (01/10/2016) [-]
what sort of eyes are you looking at?
#89 - well yeah Harrison wanted solo to die for a long long time 01/10/2016 on TFA big ass spoilers (And... +1
#34 - well then explain if this would work in space! 01/10/2016 on First I steal your life points 0
#13 - NECRON MASTER RACE! 01/10/2016 on Blood bend her +7
#95 - Deus Vult..... I don't like christianity but if i can get rid … 01/10/2016 on go for him 0
#8 - for the last one the only thing I can say is bwahahahaha fashion..... 01/10/2016 on Character Art: SciFi/Modern... +1
#134 - "Last man alive!" 01/09/2016 on i wonder if they're ok +1
#15 - to clarify it makes you sound insane 01/09/2016 on hello 0
#14 - who would ever say those things in the first place?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on hello 0
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#15 - gragasvlad (01/09/2016) [-]
to clarify it makes you sound insane

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User avatar #26 - masterboll (10/18/2015) [-]
sup faggot
User avatar #27 to #26 - gragasvlad ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
I will not take such **** from you since you didn't accept my friend invite!
User avatar #28 to #27 - masterboll (10/19/2015) [-]
considering the most recent comments of yours, id come to the conclusion that youre one of the /pol/ groupie ass sniffers
User avatar #29 to #28 - gragasvlad ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Never been on /pol/ so I would not know
#30 to #29 - masterboll (10/19/2015) [-]
its a blanket term i use
User avatar #31 to #30 - gragasvlad ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
The SJW calls that enhancing streotypes
User avatar #32 to #31 - masterboll (10/19/2015) [-]
technically, i am a SJW
User avatar #33 to #32 - gragasvlad ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
Well then you should avoid such behavior no?
User avatar #34 to #33 - masterboll (10/19/2015) [-]
dont tell me what to do
User avatar #25 to #24 - gragasvlad ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Thanks! Thats a rat right?
User avatar #21 - antiponiesuser (08/31/2014) [-]
LETS BE BFF
User avatar #22 to #21 - gragasvlad ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
We have achived friendship status and thus we are friends now.
User avatar #19 - maybetraffy (07/01/2014) [-]
Gracias Vlad
User avatar #20 to #19 - gragasvlad ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Not sure what I did but thanks
User avatar #13 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
League of Legends. I honestly came here expecting to find a fujoshi
User avatar #14 to #13 - gragasvlad ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #15 to #14 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
with a name like Gragasvlad, you kind of expect some lewd things...
User avatar #16 to #15 - gragasvlad ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
It's actually not in anyway connected to lol... I started playing lol after I created the account
User avatar #17 to #16 - lordgeneral (06/15/2014) [-]
neat
User avatar #18 to #17 - gragasvlad ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Why are you the lordgeneral?
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