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#1154 - Mighty Booty Smuggler 12/02/2013 on Mine's Maximum Thong Assault 0
#57 - As a Croat I feel a strange mixture of pride and sheer confusi…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Kitty +8
User avatar #66 - PlagueDoctor (12/02/2013) [-]
i think op is trying to point out how meaningless the balkan war was, in his opinion.
User avatar #60 - thecakeisaliereal (12/02/2013) [-]
Neighboring Serb here...I wanted to ask if anyone understood this...but apparently everyone is as lost as me...
User avatar #62 - gottdammit (12/02/2013) [-]
Well, at least we can all just blame the cat. Balkan nationalist problems solved.
#64 - thecakeisaliereal (12/02/2013) [-]
Agreed, let's do that!
#241 - I remember doing that. In elementary school. In Croatia. 10/29/2013 on S 0
#43 - We respect women, but we still enjoy their aesthetical aspects. 10/15/2013 on Feminists please see this! +1
#20 - Am I the only one who finds horse meat perfectly normal and fi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on Master chef 0
#29 - makahuro (10/08/2013) [-]
it is, and about every salami in norway contain horsemeat. there is no problem with horsemeat as long as they control it.
#262 - Happy Birthday. Also, **** you for almost making me…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on Time to thumbwhore! :) +3
User avatar #416 - buttercupbabe (09/24/2013) [-]
Aww, thank you for caring :3
#517 - That was unexpected. 09/24/2013 on Tell yours, go. 0
#512 - Dear Mortal Kombat fans, Good luck using your fists t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Tell yours, go. 0
#515 - iceholder (09/24/2013) [-]
Oh really?
User avatar #517 - gottdammit (09/24/2013) [-]
That was unexpected.
#77 - What's up with all these GOT posts on frontpage today. I've re…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Hodor 0
#78 - Hurderp (06/04/2013) [-]
The Red Wedding
#16 - I agree with everything you said. Now, let me tell you of some…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2013 on This hits hard +3
#114 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Pray do tell, how in gods name (hah!) do you know that the jews had to go to purgatory.
And where is it written that the jews who died in the 'holocaust' in 1940-1945 after being tortured by so-called nazis in the future land of 'Germany'.

Because I don't recall no such passage in the Bible.

Now don't get me wrong, this is not so much directed at you, more at that teacher but w/e.
User avatar #120 - superpats (05/10/2013) [-]
there's more to religion than a book. Also, since we're talking about Judaism here, the Bible doesn't mean anything.
#125 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
So there are more holy books, cool.

So which of those mentions the holocaust and the jews getting a Go-to-Heaven freecard?
Cause the jews would've probably liked to have known about all that in advance.
User avatar #197 - superpats (05/10/2013) [-]
Why yes, there are more holy books. You would be ignorant not to know that. Ever heard of the Torah or Qu'ran?
#50 - arkfire (05/10/2013) [-]
Purgatory does not exist. It is not in the Bible.
#24 - I don't hate Jews, but **** Israel. I know I'm going to…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2013 on MUH HOLOCAUST +21
#60 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
You say you hate Israel but describe the Arab nations
Can you please explain?
#52 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Try telling them that, of all the countries in the world, they are the LAST country i would fuck with.
#45 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
primitive war god? You are describing the same god that all religions based off of the old testament believe in.
User avatar #65 - trollwoopnazi (05/10/2013) [-]
Exactly.... a primitive war god
#26 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
You basically just described america though...
#108 - Yes, but you are forgetting that in the first scenario, the ma…  [+] (28 new replies) 05/10/2013 on School shooting 0
#111 - freenarative (05/10/2013) [-]
Hi, May I ask you which world you live in? Do you honestly think that if something is illegal people won't get/do it? Please tell me how this is working for you and those empty prisons? Oh, what about canabis? LSD? stolen cars? you honestly think banning something keeps it out of the hands of criminals?
only law abiding folks follow the law and these folks are the ones who end up dead because of the law.
p.s. you can now get blueprints for a gun from the internet and print one in a 3D printer. good luck following the law now pmsl!
Now who's idiotic?
DENY MY LOGIC! I fucking dare you.
User avatar #157 - amegaara (05/10/2013) [-]
im sorry but your logic is flawed
#155 - jojotomaz (05/10/2013) [-]
live in uk. guns banned. havent had or heard of any gun crime where I live in 30 years.

but go ahead. believe your logic.
#160 - freenarative (05/10/2013) [-]
I live in the uk and by the sounds of it,,, you live under a rock.
#174 - jojotomaz (05/11/2013) [-]
or you live in a shite area
#176 - somedudeshomie (05/11/2013) [-]
and freenarative's logic is flawed? not everyone can live in a perfect area and isolating that to your specific area is idiotic. There are still gun crimes in the uk just as everywhere else, whether its legal or not and that is blatantly obvious if you dont live in a cave or under a rock.
#178 - jojotomaz (05/11/2013) [-]
gun crime sure. how many school shootings do you hear about though.
#181 - somedudeshomie (05/11/2013) [-]
you cant pick and choose the conflicts within the law you want to look at, I could say the exact same thing here but that doesn't mean there is no gun crime and saying that gives a false sence of success with gun control. in all reality gum crimes are signicantly higher in most states where it is strictly illigal to possess a firearm in the us.
#184 - jojotomaz (05/11/2013) [-]
only because guns are everywhere in america and its a joke how easy it is to get one illegally.
#185 - somedudeshomie (05/11/2013) [-]
unfortunately people idiots and no longer care. if they can make a dime off of it they will do it regardless of the repercussions of that action. Now if we would just control the idiocy we would have something, but kids these days have no respect/morals which is possibly a result of being pathological liars throughout their entire lives (some of it is good natured, but still a lie and the kid still learns that lies are ok). let me know when you have a solution for idiocy but until then were going to have to deal with the fact that it doesnt matter if its illigal, or where you are, people will do what they want without consideration of anything outside of their own being.
#192 - jojotomaz (05/12/2013) [-]
ironically enough, idiots should just be shot.
#194 - somedudeshomie (05/12/2013) [-]
I dont think there is enough ammo in the world to accomplish that lmao
User avatar #136 - ziggydepp (05/10/2013) [-]
I can't find real LSD anywhere. This saddens me.
#139 - freenarative (05/10/2013) [-]
the talking fish who drives me in a badger that tastes of purple sells some good acid :D I'll send you some through the telephone if you like.
#133 - likeabosslikeaboss (05/10/2013) [-]
so we should only make laws that crimminals are going to follow? i wnonder if your opinion applies to marijuana, thousands and thousands of people smoke marijuana with no harm to them or anyone. The only benefit is organized crime from the money. So we shoudlnt have marijuana laws because people are just breaking them anyway.
#193 - jojotomaz (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeh, we should just make murder and theft legal since criminals dont follow the law anyway.
#177 - somedudeshomie (05/11/2013) [-]
thats a really bad comparison, someone being a stoner isnt hurting anyone not smoking it unless its a drug deal gone bad which wouldnt happen if it was regulated, really thats off topic though. Look at the statistics on the situation for a moment and see that a shooting where the police arrive and deal with an incident in progress nearly always has a significantly higher number of deaths compared to when someone at the scene stops it whether with a gun or just charges him the death toll is almost non existent. should everyone be armed? thats debatable but inconsequential, I've made my point.
#179 - likeabosslikeaboss (05/11/2013) [-]
I was applying the logic behind the premise that since crimminals are not going to obey gun laws then we should not have gun laws to other ideas which generaly, people who are against gun regulation are for regulating (marijuana). I think the idea shouldnt be to repare the populace for gun fights in the street but prevent the shooting from the beginning. Gun regulation may not stop all shootings but it will make it severly more difficult for an individual to have access to a weapon. It is the difference between a person being able to run to a gun show pay in cash and get a full automatic weapon immediatly then go shoot up a school as opposed to them having to search out a weapon and have themselves recorded in records or risk illegaly purchasing a weapon from shady people. If you are going to be legal with your weapon gun control shouldnt affect you at all just buy a gun legaly your name may be written down in some record and forgoten, the govrnment isnt going to unt you down and take your guns or prevent you from revolting against the tyranny of the state. I am ready for your butt hurt.
#180 - somedudeshomie (05/11/2013) [-]
really? is the world so used to shouting matches compared to debates that you have to finish with that? im just pointing out that if someone wants something, they are going to get it, especially when legallity isnt an issue and neither is the shady fellow you speak of, they really have nothing to lose. There are serious issues to either side but neither making something completely illegal nor making it more widely available is going to solve anything and its been thouroughly proven through different levels of control in different states/parts of the world.
#156 - jojotomaz (05/10/2013) [-]
live in uk. guns banned. no gun crimes where i live in 30 years. but their is weed.

sorry your country is shit.
User avatar #118 - rhymeasylum (05/10/2013) [-]
this comment has a point but your earlier one is idiotic in scenario 2 you are only making it easier for people who are going to do school shootings to get the guns.
#119 - girlwithglasses (05/10/2013) [-]
If someones going to soot up a school they'll get a gun no matter how easy or how hard. By taking away guns it just makes the rest of us law abiding citizens more venerable.
User avatar #120 - rhymeasylum (05/10/2013) [-]
i agree taking away guns would be a bad move but i think arming everyone would be a worse move a better idea in my opinion would be either place armed guards at schools if you are that concerned or allow teachers to carry weapons because unless i'm wrong South-Dakota has already done that but i may be wrong.
#121 - girlwithglasses (05/10/2013) [-]
I do agree that the kids having guns is over kill. I think the teachers should have them and be trained on how to use them as well. As for the armed guards seems like a good idea but who would want to pay for them. But coming from someone who went to most of my schooling in Utah a school shooting to them is one kid saying "God doesn't love you" to another.
User avatar #122 - rhymeasylum (05/10/2013) [-]
Good point about the armed guards you could try and get them paid by tax's but that would cause a big argument and I grew up and live in Scotland so the gun laws are quite strict here so there haven't been that many school shootings but it was good we could come to a conclusion without arguing.
#123 - girlwithglasses (05/10/2013) [-]
Yes it is. If only other people could do the same. The world would be a better place. Nice talking with you. Have a great day.
User avatar #124 - rhymeasylum (05/10/2013) [-]
Same to you.
User avatar #110 - spoonless (05/10/2013) [-]
*or lay eggs.
#307 - There is a ******** of examples. The only thing is, we … 05/10/2013 on Lovely Grandma 0
#17 - Only the name is new, it's already been here for a while as &q… 05/09/2013 on Animal Prosthesis Comp +2
#130 - That was The Independent Country of Croatia. It is importa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Lovely Grandma +3
User avatar #150 - ludislavonac (05/09/2013) [-]
Except there are still a lot of Ustaša (Croatian variant of Fascists) idiots among our youths, sad times.
Also my grandmother ended up in a concentration camp (Jasenovac) for being a partisan supporter, oh well
#126 - My contry sided with Hitler. Apparently, Nazi officials sent w…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Lovely Grandma +6
User avatar #224 - lot (05/09/2013) [-]
Can you give an example about TIC of Croatia being too cruel to Jews?

(Sorry, WW's fascinate me)
User avatar #307 - gottdammit (05/10/2013) [-]
There is a shitload of examples. The only thing is, we don't know if they are real. I will say two things, though:
1. I remember someone told me that the Ustasha (our homemade Nazis) drank blood from the murdered Serbs and Jews.
2. My grandaunt that lives in a village near the place where the death camp was located told me that, when she was a kid, the river would bring corpses. As a very good human being, she would drag them ashore, took anything that was worth something and let them float away.
User avatar #128 - donaldducksdick (05/09/2013) [-]
What country is that
User avatar #130 - gottdammit (05/09/2013) [-]
That was The Independent Country of Croatia.
It is important to note that we are today the Republic of Croatia, and we are pretty fairly left-winged, so things are pretty OK now for the minorities.
User avatar #150 - ludislavonac (05/09/2013) [-]
Except there are still a lot of Ustaša (Croatian variant of Fascists) idiots among our youths, sad times.
Also my grandmother ended up in a concentration camp (Jasenovac) for being a partisan supporter, oh well
#15 - Are you, perchance, browsing FJ directly after you consumed cannabis? 05/08/2013 on I came home and than I was... +2
#4 - My coke is for Zvonimir, apparently. 05/07/2013 on Scumbag Coke +1
#211 - Comment deleted 05/06/2013 on :_ +1
#26 - Well, let's not push this over the limit of objective thinking…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on well, he's not wrong 0
User avatar #28 - supamonkey (05/03/2013) [-]
I like some of the St. Anger songs.
#62 - Agreed. Fun as **** , though, and the first part did hav… 05/03/2013 on You either die a hero... 0
#60 - The first one was better in my opinion. If you behave good, pe…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on You either die a hero... 0
User avatar #61 - fuzzyballs (05/03/2013) [-]
it's still a kids game
the damage you do doesn't really matter, since it's too easy either way
User avatar #154 - alstorp (05/03/2013) [-]
First one is much harder.
User avatar #62 - gottdammit (05/03/2013) [-]
Agreed. Fun as shit, though, and the first part did have an awesome story and a nice little allegory (another thing that the 2nd part lacks).
#50 - The main reason I enjoyed Overlord is that being a genocidal a…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2013 on You either die a hero... 0
User avatar #56 - fuzzyballs (05/03/2013) [-]
powerful? I played the second one, and it didn't really matter what you picked, all it did was make you more or less evil, not like there were any gameplay effects
User avatar #60 - gottdammit (05/03/2013) [-]
The first one was better in my opinion. If you behave good, peasants help you (but that doesn't really affect anything), and if you're evil, your spells and attacks become more powerful (not to mention you look like a sociopath raised by a gay couple consisting of Sauron and Satan).
User avatar #61 - fuzzyballs (05/03/2013) [-]
it's still a kids game
the damage you do doesn't really matter, since it's too easy either way
User avatar #154 - alstorp (05/03/2013) [-]
First one is much harder.
User avatar #62 - gottdammit (05/03/2013) [-]
Agreed. Fun as shit, though, and the first part did have an awesome story and a nice little allegory (another thing that the 2nd part lacks).
#118 - That was the argument I used when someone told me that kids ad…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Turning Black 0
#129 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Homosexuality is not genetic. Skin tone is. Not to flog a dead horse here but there is no conclusive scientific evidence showing that homosexuality is anything but a sexual lifestyle choice.


Not any.

No where.
User avatar #160 - konradkurze (05/02/2013) [-]
homosexuality is a mental divergence much like mental illness in that it deviates a persons mental state and how they act
User avatar #138 - deathedblack (05/02/2013) [-]
Well not conclusive but pretty informative and combined they raise some pretty darn good points :)
#264 - i dont fukin fink so m8. who u gettin cheeky with cunt 04/30/2013 on Insult me. -3


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