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#114 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Pray do tell, how in gods name (hah!) do you know that the jews had to go to purgatory.
And where is it written that the jews who died in the 'holocaust' in 1940-1945 after being tortured by so-called nazis in the future land of 'Germany'.
Because I don't recall no such passage in the Bible.
Now don't get me wrong, this is not so much directed at you, more at that teacher but w/e.
#125 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
So there are more holy books, cool.
So which of those mentions the holocaust and the jews getting a Go-to-Heaven freecard?
Cause the jews would've probably liked to have known about all that in advance.
|#24 - I don't hate Jews, but **** Israel. I know I'm going to… [+] (5 new replies)||05/10/2013 on MUH HOLOCAUST||+21|
#60 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
You say you hate Israel but describe the Arab nations
Can you please explain?
#52 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Try telling them that, of all the countries in the world, they are the LAST country i would fuck with.
#45 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
primitive war god? You are describing the same god that all religions based off of the old testament believe in.
#26 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
You basically just described america though...
|#108 - Yes, but you are forgetting that in the first scenario, the ma… [+] (28 new replies)||05/10/2013 on School shooting||0|
#111 - freenarative (05/10/2013) [-]
Hi, May I ask you which world you live in? Do you honestly think that if something is illegal people won't get/do it? Please tell me how this is working for you and those empty prisons? Oh, what about canabis? LSD? stolen cars? you honestly think banning something keeps it out of the hands of criminals?
only law abiding folks follow the law and these folks are the ones who end up dead because of the law.
p.s. you can now get blueprints for a gun from the internet and print one in a 3D printer. good luck following the law now pmsl!
Now who's idiotic?
DENY MY LOGIC! I fucking dare you.
#176 - somedudeshomie (05/11/2013) [-]
and freenarative's logic is flawed? not everyone can live in a perfect area and isolating that to your specific area is idiotic. There are still gun crimes in the uk just as everywhere else, whether its legal or not and that is blatantly obvious if you dont live in a cave or under a rock.
#181 - somedudeshomie (05/11/2013) [-]
you cant pick and choose the conflicts within the law you want to look at, I could say the exact same thing here but that doesn't mean there is no gun crime and saying that gives a false sence of success with gun control. in all reality gum crimes are signicantly higher in most states where it is strictly illigal to possess a firearm in the us.
#185 - somedudeshomie (05/11/2013) [-]
unfortunately people idiots and no longer care. if they can make a dime off of it they will do it regardless of the repercussions of that action. Now if we would just control the idiocy we would have something, but kids these days have no respect/morals which is possibly a result of being pathological liars throughout their entire lives (some of it is good natured, but still a lie and the kid still learns that lies are ok). let me know when you have a solution for idiocy but until then were going to have to deal with the fact that it doesnt matter if its illigal, or where you are, people will do what they want without consideration of anything outside of their own being.
#133 - likeabosslikeaboss (05/10/2013) [-]
#177 - somedudeshomie (05/11/2013) [-]
thats a really bad comparison, someone being a stoner isnt hurting anyone not smoking it unless its a drug deal gone bad which wouldnt happen if it was regulated, really thats off topic though. Look at the statistics on the situation for a moment and see that a shooting where the police arrive and deal with an incident in progress nearly always has a significantly higher number of deaths compared to when someone at the scene stops it whether with a gun or just charges him the death toll is almost non existent. should everyone be armed? thats debatable but inconsequential, I've made my point.
#179 - likeabosslikeaboss (05/11/2013) [-]
#180 - somedudeshomie (05/11/2013) [-]
really? is the world so used to shouting matches compared to debates that you have to finish with that? im just pointing out that if someone wants something, they are going to get it, especially when legallity isnt an issue and neither is the shady fellow you speak of, they really have nothing to lose. There are serious issues to either side but neither making something completely illegal nor making it more widely available is going to solve anything and its been thouroughly proven through different levels of control in different states/parts of the world.
#120 - rhymeasylum (05/10/2013) [-]
i agree taking away guns would be a bad move but i think arming everyone would be a worse move a better idea in my opinion would be either place armed guards at schools if you are that concerned or allow teachers to carry weapons because unless i'm wrong South-Dakota has already done that but i may be wrong.
#121 - girlwithglasses (05/10/2013) [-]
I do agree that the kids having guns is over kill. I think the teachers should have them and be trained on how to use them as well. As for the armed guards seems like a good idea but who would want to pay for them. But coming from someone who went to most of my schooling in Utah a school shooting to them is one kid saying "God doesn't love you" to another.
#122 - rhymeasylum (05/10/2013) [-]
Good point about the armed guards you could try and get them paid by tax's but that would cause a big argument and I grew up and live in Scotland so the gun laws are quite strict here so there haven't been that many school shootings but it was good we could come to a conclusion without arguing.
|#307 - There is a ******** of examples. The only thing is, we …||05/10/2013 on Lovely Grandma||0|
|#17 - Only the name is new, it's already been here for a while as &q…||05/09/2013 on Animal Prosthesis Comp||+2|
|#130 - That was The Independent Country of Croatia. It is importa… [+] (1 new reply)||05/09/2013 on Lovely Grandma||+3|
|#126 - My contry sided with Hitler. Apparently, Nazi officials sent w… [+] (5 new replies)||05/09/2013 on Lovely Grandma||+6|
#307 - gottdammit (05/10/2013) [-]
There is a shitload of examples. The only thing is, we don't know if they are real. I will say two things, though:
1. I remember someone told me that the Ustasha (our homemade Nazis) drank blood from the murdered Serbs and Jews.
2. My grandaunt that lives in a village near the place where the death camp was located told me that, when she was a kid, the river would bring corpses. As a very good human being, she would drag them ashore, took anything that was worth something and let them float away.
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|#62 - Agreed. Fun as **** , though, and the first part did hav…||05/03/2013 on You either die a hero...||0|
|#60 - The first one was better in my opinion. If you behave good, pe… [+] (3 new replies)||05/03/2013 on You either die a hero...||0|
|#50 - The main reason I enjoyed Overlord is that being a genocidal a… [+] (5 new replies)||05/03/2013 on You either die a hero...||0|
#60 - gottdammit (05/03/2013) [-]
The first one was better in my opinion. If you behave good, peasants help you (but that doesn't really affect anything), and if you're evil, your spells and attacks become more powerful (not to mention you look like a sociopath raised by a gay couple consisting of Sauron and Satan).
|#118 - That was the argument I used when someone told me that kids ad… [+] (4 new replies)||05/02/2013 on Turning Black||0|
#129 - anon (05/02/2013) [-]
Homosexuality is not genetic. Skin tone is. Not to flog a dead horse here but there is no conclusive scientific evidence showing that homosexuality is anything but a sexual lifestyle choice.
#137 - deathedblack (05/02/2013) [-]
Except here brah :D
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