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gorgeousleaf

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Date Signed Up:7/29/2013
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Managed a small team developing strategies for jack-in-the-boxes in Miami, FL. In 2009 I was importing inflatable dolls in Orlando, FL. Garnered an industry award while lecturing about love in Ocean City, NJ. Have some experience lecturing about crickets for the underprivileged. Spent several years implementing Uno in Hanford, CA. Spent several years buying and selling etch-a-sketches in Libya.

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    stem pls stem pls

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#7 - wy what he do? 3 hours ago on Webms from Youtube boi 0
#8 - i think i might be retarded 06/28/2016 on cat +3
#7 - Couldve made a CAT cable joke  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2016 on cat 0
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#8 - gorgeousleaf (06/28/2016) [-]
i think i might be retarded
#47 - looks like all the **** you can get from ninite 02/09/2016 on Ready for some morbid shit? 0
#19 - **gorgeousleaf rolled user datassman ** Would you like some pussy?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2015 on Pussy 0
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#20 - datassman (09/05/2015) [-]
Well now that you mention it
#9 - Its very much real.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2015 on Minions +20
#91 - drellburda (08/23/2015) [-]
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, ‘If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediate|y.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He
gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don"t ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never
touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because that website gave me cancer anyway.
#1 - 2 second gifs, pls stahp. 07/26/2015 on Cat & Dog 0
#1 - yes... 07/20/2015 on Cual es la pass 0
#5 - surface tension 05/18/2015 on teamwork 0
#8 - no i wont im retarded, i just did a brain fart  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on Two's day +6
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#59 - needsauceadmisblan (05/07/2015) [-]
wwell il be 22 i think or 21 no 22 seems right. ya 22 on that day.
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