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Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:9/02/2014
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#81 - ALL COPIES ARE GONE.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Mountain +1
#97 - raynagrimm (08/24/2014) [-]
very generous
#76 - nr 2 add me on steam: gbmftw 08/24/2014 on Mountain 0
#75 - nr 1 add me: gbmftw 08/24/2014 on Mountain 0
#46 - If a nr is rolled twice, the first one will count. 08/24/2014 on Mountain 0
#45 - I have 2 copies left. Roll in this thread with 1 digit (0-…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Mountain 0
#74 - lightningblaze (08/24/2014) [-]
**lightningblaze rolls 1**
#69 - loganmadder (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #67 - BerserkerMushroom (08/24/2014) [-]
**BerserkerMushroom rolls 4** i want a big library don't judge
User avatar #66 - loganmadder (08/24/2014) [-]
**loganmadder rolls 9**
#75 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
nr 1
add me: gbmftw
User avatar #65 - nidhugg (08/24/2014) [-]
**nidhugg rolls 0** 0 is high, right?
User avatar #60 - Djay (08/24/2014) [-]
**Djay rolls 7**
#55 - justaperson has deleted their comment.
#53 - justaperson has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - mrhazzy (08/24/2014) [-]
**mrhazzy rolls 8** fuck yeah!
#76 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
nr 2
add me on steam: gbmftw
User avatar #51 - whatdafuq (08/24/2014) [-]
**whatdafuq rolls 3**
User avatar #49 - trale (08/24/2014) [-]
**trale rolls 7** because I am the mountain
#46 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
If a nr is rolled twice, the first one will count.
#43 - I judge noone, therefore you shall receive a copy. Respect fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Mountain 0
#73 - bookieblaster (08/24/2014) [-]
This man is truly a friend of the mountains
#30 - Only if your dreams can wait till tomorrow.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Mountain +1
User avatar #105 - buttlord (08/25/2014) [-]
i am sorry, but alas, my computer died and i need a new one. feel free to give the game away to someone else who is deserving
User avatar #34 - buttlord (08/24/2014) [-]
yes they can. i waited 18 years so far so one day wont hurt. i will add you but i dont have a headset
#27 - Who am i to shatter someone's dreams? Add me: gbmftw  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Mountain +2
User avatar #28 - buttlord (08/24/2014) [-]
can i do it tomorrow? i dont have access to my computer with steam on it til then
#30 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
Only if your dreams can wait till tomorrow.
User avatar #105 - buttlord (08/25/2014) [-]
i am sorry, but alas, my computer died and i need a new one. feel free to give the game away to someone else who is deserving
User avatar #34 - buttlord (08/24/2014) [-]
yes they can. i waited 18 years so far so one day wont hurt. i will add you but i dont have a headset
#24 - But why?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Mountain +2
User avatar #25 - buttlord (08/24/2014) [-]
because my dream is to become a mountain
#27 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
Who am i to shatter someone's dreams?
Add me: gbmftw
User avatar #28 - buttlord (08/24/2014) [-]
can i do it tomorrow? i dont have access to my computer with steam on it til then
#30 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
Only if your dreams can wait till tomorrow.
User avatar #105 - buttlord (08/25/2014) [-]
i am sorry, but alas, my computer died and i need a new one. feel free to give the game away to someone else who is deserving
User avatar #34 - buttlord (08/24/2014) [-]
yes they can. i waited 18 years so far so one day wont hurt. i will add you but i dont have a headset
#20 - I am giving away a free copy of this game to the person that c…  [+] (49 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Mountain +7
#100 - tonitraktor (08/24/2014) [-]
**tonitraktor rolled image** because i am poor and that is probably one of the mega rare games that i can run on my laptop without overheating it in 30 minutes
#95 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll take it if you can give me a good valid reason why I would want it.
#96 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
Cause it is free for you. Well not anymore, all copies are gone.
#102 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
So no good valid reason then? Gotcha.
#81 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
ALL COPIES ARE GONE.
#97 - raynagrimm (08/24/2014) [-]
very generous
User avatar #79 - xfishy (08/24/2014) [-]
Because.. I asked nicely. pls bb
#77 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
Because the mountain killed and raped my sister
User avatar #71 - Canoe (08/24/2014) [-]
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Dick poople le tardefuck

I eat the mountain
I love the mountain
#90 - skypatrol (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #78 - Shadwstryker (08/24/2014) [-]
inb4 ban


#72 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 - bigfootluke (08/24/2014) [-]
**bigfootluke rolls 4**
#47 - thetoasterofdeath (08/24/2014) [-]
I gotta date the mountain!
I gotta be the mountain!
I gotta sniff the mountain!
I gotta wash the mountain!
I gotta lick the mountain!
#45 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
I have 2 copies left.
Roll in this thread with 1 digit (0-9). The 2 highest rollers may see their ultimate dream come true by recieving a copy of this game.
#74 - lightningblaze (08/24/2014) [-]
**lightningblaze rolls 1**
#69 - loganmadder (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #67 - BerserkerMushroom (08/24/2014) [-]
**BerserkerMushroom rolls 4** i want a big library don't judge
User avatar #66 - loganmadder (08/24/2014) [-]
**loganmadder rolls 9**
#75 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
nr 1
add me: gbmftw
User avatar #65 - nidhugg (08/24/2014) [-]
**nidhugg rolls 0** 0 is high, right?
User avatar #60 - Djay (08/24/2014) [-]
**Djay rolls 7**
#55 - justaperson has deleted their comment.
#53 - justaperson has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - mrhazzy (08/24/2014) [-]
**mrhazzy rolls 8** fuck yeah!
#76 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
nr 2
add me on steam: gbmftw
User avatar #51 - whatdafuq (08/24/2014) [-]
**whatdafuq rolls 3**
User avatar #49 - trale (08/24/2014) [-]
**trale rolls 7** because I am the mountain
#46 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
If a nr is rolled twice, the first one will count.
User avatar #44 - bestestname (08/24/2014) [-]
Because I'm a faggot and want to play it for hours
User avatar #40 - tosado (08/24/2014) [-]
I think I deserve it because, like the mountain, I am known for giving people headaches.
User avatar #39 - breadposter (08/24/2014) [-]
Because I post bread
User avatar #38 - notisac (08/24/2014) [-]
to observe the mountain, to be the mountain, to feel the mountain, to be able to relate to the mountain.. i am a mountain
User avatar #37 - anarchyamongants (08/24/2014) [-]
Because I'm a opalgendered transgranite geosexual marmot that identifies as a part of Himalayas.
User avatar #36 - qqmumu (08/24/2014) [-]
Because i'm going to stick my dick in it.
#35 - bookieblaster (08/24/2014) [-]
All throughout my childhood I was always persecuted for who I am inside. My mom would always ground me whenever I put myself in a large pile of dirt from the yard, or sent me to bed without dinner when I glued rocks to myself. I was oppressed because of my identity for years. When I saw that this game came out, I was estatic, "finally someone understands my struggle!" I said. But alas, I had no money to pay for the game, because the only people hiring in my area are extremely bigoted towards trans-mountains. Please will you help me human to live out who I really am?
#43 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
I judge noone, therefore you shall receive a copy. Respect for trans-mountains.
Add me: gbmftw
#73 - bookieblaster (08/24/2014) [-]
This man is truly a friend of the mountains
User avatar #33 - hatemountain (08/24/2014) [-]
Because I fucking HATE mountains.
User avatar #32 - gildemoono (08/24/2014) [-]
Because I am mountain, I am God. The game told me so.
User avatar #31 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
dude you're awesome I'm gonna thumb up ur stuff
User avatar #23 - buttlord (08/24/2014) [-]
because i deserve it
#24 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
But why?
User avatar #25 - buttlord (08/24/2014) [-]
because my dream is to become a mountain
#27 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
Who am i to shatter someone's dreams?
Add me: gbmftw
User avatar #28 - buttlord (08/24/2014) [-]
can i do it tomorrow? i dont have access to my computer with steam on it til then
#30 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
Only if your dreams can wait till tomorrow.
User avatar #105 - buttlord (08/25/2014) [-]
i am sorry, but alas, my computer died and i need a new one. feel free to give the game away to someone else who is deserving
User avatar #34 - buttlord (08/24/2014) [-]
yes they can. i waited 18 years so far so one day wont hurt. i will add you but i dont have a headset
#19 - Accept the friend request.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Mountain +8
User avatar #26 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
duuude this game is awesome. makes we want to play black & white again though >.>
#16 - From brazil?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Mountain +8
User avatar #17 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
netherlands
#19 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
Accept the friend request.
User avatar #26 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
duuude this game is awesome. makes we want to play black & white again though >.>
#14 - What is your steam id?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Mountain +14
User avatar #15 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
john-117 / aherorising ...
#16 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
From brazil?
User avatar #17 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
netherlands
#19 - gordonbm (08/24/2014) [-]
Accept the friend request.
User avatar #26 - aherorising (08/24/2014) [-]
duuude this game is awesome. makes we want to play black & white again though >.>
#16 - 89x89 100-89=11 100-89=11 11+11=22 1…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Math +1
#36 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
what you are missing is that the 100-22=78 in reality have 2 extra zeros after it. so it is
7800 |
121+ |
--------- |
79121
User avatar #21 - kurry (08/16/2014) [-]
89x89 = 7921

You got 78121
7[8+1]21
7921


Coincidence??

Yes
#35 - mayoroftownsville (08/16/2014) [-]
Do you know what a coincidence is? Because that is absolutely not one.
User avatar #17 - psykobear (08/16/2014) [-]
No, you're doing it right.
The method is just garbage.
#16 - For future reference. 08/11/2014 on Seagulls don’t get sarcasm +39
#1 - Your arms are going to get tired real fast.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2014 on I want this. 0
#7 - iambox (08/02/2014) [-]
Not if you...
#2 - cmndrfatty (08/01/2014) [-]
**cmndrfatty rolled image** I'm sure it's adjustable
#21 - Picture 07/25/2014 on Testing Actioncams +34
#12 - Thx bby. 07/22/2014 on At the Car Wash +1
#10 - With what do you edit your gifs with?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on At the Car Wash +1
User avatar #11 - nickotak (07/22/2014) [-]
First thing Google shows. Usually this www.memecenter.com/gifmaker
#19 - flnonymousseven (07/22/2014) [-]
you are truly le true meem master.
#12 - gordonbm (07/22/2014) [-]
Thx bby.
#122 - Round is a shape. 07/17/2014 on This make me feel bad +1
#78 - Picture 07/16/2014 on (untitled) +1
#126 - Picture 07/10/2014 on The Reich knows no mercy +1
#592 - You look beautiful. 07/05/2014 on Make Admin Mad +1
#35 - I will. I will let it sink in. 06/30/2014 on influential artist +6
#426 - You know it, babe. The other hand is all yours. 06/28/2014 on Truth about PC gaming +1
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