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gordonbm

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/27/2012
Last Login:7/05/2015
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Content Ranking:#5292
Comment Ranking:#9819
Highest Content Rank:#2902
Highest Comment Rank:#3674
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Content Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 118 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:126548
Times Content Favorited:143 times
Total Comments Made:234
FJ Points:3527
Favorite Tags: Cars (2) | crashes (2)
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#1 - Comment deleted 05/15/2015 on Assistance 0
#12 - That last sentence is some deep **** , man. 05/15/2015 on M-no +8
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on Niggers +6
#14 - John Cena Comment deleted by gordonbm
#12 - rundas Comment deleted by gordonbm
#7 - London Keyes? 05/09/2015 on London 0
#42 - But isnt it technically always after midnight? 05/09/2015 on Yes. +1
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on She's so hot +62
User avatar #12 - monoopah (05/05/2015) [-]
Thought of posting this when I read the content, but you already got it covered nice
#170 - From the game called Universe Sandbox. 05/02/2015 on Nothing is as it seems 0
#53 - Looks like Sasha Grey.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Ana=Anorexia, duh +8
#57 - dubh (05/01/2015) [-]
You mean it's not?
#141 - Ethshar (05/02/2015) [-]
No it's Ana.
#38 - Also, my english is broken. 04/28/2015 on "Houston, we have a... 0
#37 - Here is my best effort in paint to explain. Top view. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2015 on "Houston, we have a... 0
User avatar #43 - triggerhappywolf (04/28/2015) [-]
He probably was looking for a reason to get that fixed
#34 - Me too, with the back of a forklift knockout out a support wal…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2015 on "Houston, we have a... 0
User avatar #35 - Grom (04/28/2015) [-]
okay, I didn't fuck up a support wall. did u pepsi?
I was picking up a skid both times that was too close too the wall, when I extended the forks to get under it and tilted them back, the skid and forks smacked the wall.
#41 - BloodyTurds (04/28/2015) [-]
>did you pepsi?
>Did you die?
Asking someone if they died...

On an unrelated Note: I think they should make a final destination spoof where someone freaks out about an upside down pepsi can because they think its one of deaths 'clues'
#38 - gordonbm (04/28/2015) [-]
Also, my english is broken.
#37 - gordonbm (04/28/2015) [-]
Here is my best effort in paint to explain.
Top view.

So i was trying to get into the storage room, but the door barely fits a forklift.
And i had to get something right behind the corner.
I couldve driven further and turned around, but i forgot the about the rearend and i took the wall with me.
Luckily there was a support railing built in that held the important part.
Everything from the floor till about 3 meters up went down, fell right next to me.
Barely not pepsi.

Boss wasnt mad tho. Hes a bro.
User avatar #43 - triggerhappywolf (04/28/2015) [-]
He probably was looking for a reason to get that fixed
#34 - You know the good stuff. 04/27/2015 on Dat feel +2
#55 - R34 incoming.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Steven Universe Comp... 0
#56 - sonsofsol (04/23/2015) [-]
IT WAS HERE ALL ALONG!
#63 - Picture 04/23/2015 on One of Japan's most popular... +20
#8 - You cant hide. I'm gonna fiiiiiind you and take it slowly. 04/15/2015 on Hide and Seek 0
#4 - Moi aussi.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Waking up before before you... 0
User avatar #5 - therealtjthemedic (04/13/2015) [-]
tres desole
#1 - Picture 03/16/2015 on Neat stuff 10 -1
#354 - Picture 03/10/2015 on Are you kidding me?!? 0
#31 - Picture 03/06/2015 on OH DAD +2
#8 - Russians in Dota 2.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on I lose now 3 ... 0
#17 - midrak (03/05/2015) [-]
Thats why i stop to play Dota 2
#32 - Relax bro, I read it.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Tumblr on Macklemore 0
#36 - trolololer (03/02/2015) [-]
**trolololer used "*roll picture*"**
**trolololer rolled image** lol ite
#22 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Tumblr on Macklemore +6
User avatar #31 - trolololer (03/02/2015) [-]
This isn't a novel, it's barely a few paragraphs. It's really not that difficult to read, I mean, unless you're not that smart.
#32 - gordonbm (03/02/2015) [-]
Relax bro, I read it.
#36 - trolololer (03/02/2015) [-]
**trolololer used "*roll picture*"**
**trolololer rolled image** lol ite
#62 - Posted this a million years ago and got -3 thumbs. kek 03/01/2015 on Comp of random things 0
#52 - So what am I? 02/26/2015 on I'm not very funny +1
#62 - First one is very smoove. 02/26/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #45 0
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