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gorden

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/04/2012
Last Login:3/03/2015
Location:Germany
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#24524
Highest Content Rank:#7817
Highest Comment Rank:#1192
Content Thumbs: 913 total,  1123 ,  210
Comment Thumbs: 3607 total,  5260 ,  1653
Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 90 Content: Srs Business → Level 91 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 2% (2/100)
Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:60855
Times Content Favorited:34 times
Total Comments Made:1710
FJ Points:4732
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    Super Mario Super Mario
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    How DUBSTEP sounds to parents (loud!) How DUBSTEP sounds to parents...
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    Asians... Asians...

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#39 - friendlyrogue (02/16/2015) [-]
how much do you weigh?

you have the most stereotypical insults, youre either a fat tub of lard or a scrawny little manlet
User avatar #40 to #39 - gorden (02/16/2015) [-]
1.83m / 88kg
doing fitness 4 times a week.
#42 to #40 - friendlyrogue (02/17/2015) [-]
wow you are fat
User avatar #43 to #42 - gorden (02/17/2015) [-]
no. i own muscles.
#44 to #43 - friendlyrogue (02/18/2015) [-]
no, no you dont
User avatar #45 to #44 - gorden (02/19/2015) [-]
oh dude, stop telling me what i am and what not. your a ******* creep.
i could post a pic, but i dont know what you would do with it, so...
#46 to #45 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
IM the ******* creep?

dude you hit on random girls on the internet, you dont have the RIGHT to call anyone else a creep you fat ****
#48 to #47 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
"I dont know how to respond to being insulted by someone lol i'll just say he's rustled"
User avatar #49 to #48 - gorden (02/20/2015) [-]
no, i just dont want to argue with you about things that a perfectly ok. like saying a girl is beautiful.
but well its the internet and your some tough guy here, now get off my site
#50 to #49 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
telling a random girl you know nothing about is not "perfectly ok"
its ******* creepy and most girls in real life would look at you like youre retarded.
go ahead try it.
#51 to #50 - friendlyrogue (02/20/2015) [-]
***telling a random girl you know nothing about shes "beautiful" is not "perfectly ok"
User avatar #37 - tiagodisouza (12/30/2012) [-]
Hey dude, how much you looking to get for that computer, and would you send it to portugal?
User avatar #38 to #37 - gorden (12/30/2012) [-]
lol dude, i was just asking because i'm interested in the price.
actually sending it to portugal would be way too expensive!

sorry mate!
#28 - ultimateasshole (11/15/2012) [-]
How have you been buddy?
User avatar #30 to #28 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
u saw this text?
User avatar #29 to #28 - gorden (11/15/2012) [-]
aaaah dude, i started my apprentinceship (i'm 18ten, you know, really young)
and my ex gf, asked me to help her after school, so i said yes, and we meet 2x a week and sometimes even on WE, its awesome, we kiss, laugh, cuddle, ... an learn :D
well, she left me a note on my ipod which said; "Hey my Boy, I already miss you, I love you! ♥" sooo sweet. well, i'm not sure if she means it friendly... well that would suck.
but we often talk about how cool our kids will be, how great our marriage and stuff.


we are not in a relationship and i had a... one-off with some other girl... well, i was drunk and rejected sex but anyways, i feel really guilty when i look in her eyes :(
User avatar #31 to #29 - ultimateasshole (11/19/2012) [-]
Sorry i must of missed it, but it sounds like you are doing pretty good.
User avatar #32 to #31 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
thanks, how are you doing?
User avatar #33 to #32 - ultimateasshole (11/19/2012) [-]
Pretty good... i only have to work 3 days this week because of thanksgiving.
User avatar #34 to #33 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
i had my first free day today. :)
hows your little princess`?
User avatar #35 to #34 - ultimateasshole (11/19/2012) [-]
Shes okay...She will be back over on Wednesday.
User avatar #36 to #35 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
god bless her :)
#26 - ultimateasshole (08/26/2012) [-]
The thread ran out....Sorry i just do not know what to say except, try to make things work.
Also remember if you love something you should set it free. if it returns then that is true love.
User avatar #27 to #26 - gorden (08/26/2012) [-]
yeah man, things change **** happens , eople change, but live goes on
#22 - ultimateasshole (07/17/2012) [-]
Happy bday buddy. I didnt forget.
User avatar #23 to #22 - gorden (07/19/2012) [-]
i love you.
#20 - anonexplains (06/11/2012) [-]
my name gorden i r so funey memeQ!!!
#21 to #21 - gorden (06/11/2012) [-]
what the **** is wrong with you , anon?
User avatar #10 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
i didnt red thumb any of his comments.
its not very polite to red thumb someone when you are talking to them.
#11 to #10 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
but the other ponyfags...
but the other ponyfags...
#12 to #11 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
Idk i cant tell them what to do.
#13 to #12 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
you won this time, but they are mad i guess
you won this time, but they are mad i guess
User avatar #14 to #13 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
i wasnt trying to win anything lol.
i was just telling him to stop telling me what to do and i kept replying with ponies.

#15 to #14 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
but ponys are 						******					 up. its not like i hate you or smth. but you really should keep your horses in they're boxes :D
but ponys are ****** up. its not like i hate you or smth. but you really should keep your horses in they're boxes :D
User avatar #16 to #15 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
why?
why do i have to hide?
i dont care what other people say/think.
And im not trying to force people to watch it.
im minding my own business and people start yelling at me for posting ponies.
#17 to #16 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
ponys are for children. and normal people are annoyed by those things.
ponys are for children. and normal people are annoyed by those things.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
your calling me not normal?
that's not very nice.
entitled to your opinion though.
nothing i can really do about that now can I?

#19 to #18 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
i might used the word "normal" wrong... i mean "normal" funnyjunkers (not reposters, lol)
i might used the word "normal" wrong... i mean "normal" funnyjunkers (not reposters, lol)
#4 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
That was a tough one, LOL.
That was a tough one, LOL.
#5 to #4 - gorden (03/20/2012) [-]
its pretty cool, but the left one should have said Frontpage ):
#7 to #5 - gorden (03/27/2012) [-]
its on his way to frontpage :)
its on his way to frontpage :)
#6 to #5 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Damn, Maybe another time.
Damn, Maybe another time.
#8 to #6 - gorden (04/06/2012) [-]
it has almost 200 thumbs!
#9 to #8 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
They grow up so fast!
#3 - sourpotato (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbarse!
The British think so too!
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