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#116 - seen it completely, first 2 seasons are ok, last season ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on OC contest +1
User avatar #122 - inomonym (06/04/2013) [-]
That's why my cousin told me. I about died when Sammy and Seth had their sex talk. Watching Sam is like watching my dad live in a rich person's house. It's weird.
#171 - dont wear stripes.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on awkward contacts +5
User avatar #173 - sgc (05/28/2013) [-]
it's not the stripes, i am just fat.
#87 - no, i can't but i'm pretty sure its possible, guess its parted…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on Arrrrrr! -1
#89 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
I've seen legit sites use parted downloads, but they always offer something akin to a torrent, because it's simply better for downloading games.
#85 - buy games or use one click hoster?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Arrrrrr! -1
#86 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
Could you direct me to a one click hoster for games?

I've never seen one, they're always torrents.
User avatar #87 - gorden (05/18/2013) [-]
no, i can't but i'm pretty sure its possible, guess its parted then. i don't download to be honest...
#89 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
I've seen legit sites use parted downloads, but they always offer something akin to a torrent, because it's simply better for downloading games.
#83 - buy movies. or one click hosters  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Arrrrrr! -1
#84 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
How about games, then?
User avatar #85 - gorden (05/18/2013) [-]
buy games or use one click hoster?
#86 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
Could you direct me to a one click hoster for games?

I've never seen one, they're always torrents.
User avatar #87 - gorden (05/18/2013) [-]
no, i can't but i'm pretty sure its possible, guess its parted then. i don't download to be honest...
#89 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
I've seen legit sites use parted downloads, but they always offer something akin to a torrent, because it's simply better for downloading games.
#81 - i'm just telling him to not use torrents.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Arrrrrr! -1
#82 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
What should he use instead?
User avatar #83 - gorden (05/18/2013) [-]
buy movies. or one click hosters
#84 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
How about games, then?
User avatar #85 - gorden (05/18/2013) [-]
buy games or use one click hoster?
#86 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
Could you direct me to a one click hoster for games?

I've never seen one, they're always torrents.
User avatar #87 - gorden (05/18/2013) [-]
no, i can't but i'm pretty sure its possible, guess its parted then. i don't download to be honest...
#89 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
I've seen legit sites use parted downloads, but they always offer something akin to a torrent, because it's simply better for downloading games.
#63 - don't download there. The quality varies from the uploader…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Arrrrrr! -4
#78 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
So, you're telling people to not seed, and just leech from others? That's a huge dick move right there, you know that, right?
User avatar #81 - gorden (05/18/2013) [-]
i'm just telling him to not use torrents.
#82 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
What should he use instead?
User avatar #83 - gorden (05/18/2013) [-]
buy movies. or one click hosters
#84 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
How about games, then?
User avatar #85 - gorden (05/18/2013) [-]
buy games or use one click hoster?
#86 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
Could you direct me to a one click hoster for games?

I've never seen one, they're always torrents.
User avatar #87 - gorden (05/18/2013) [-]
no, i can't but i'm pretty sure its possible, guess its parted then. i don't download to be honest...
#89 - alexanderh (05/18/2013) [-]
I've seen legit sites use parted downloads, but they always offer something akin to a torrent, because it's simply better for downloading games.
#654 - dude she... she left for a guy that looks like a fat versi… 05/17/2013 on ultimateasshole's profile 0
#5848 - cool thing. No homo, but what do you think of my body 1-10?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Uploaded As Anon 0
User avatar #5853 - danifuck (05/16/2013) [-]
I'd say 8 A solid 8!
If my body were like yours I'd be more than satisfied
#5845 - i'm 18. Its the right time to get in shape where you from?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Uploaded As Anon 0
User avatar #5847 - danifuck (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm from Norway
#5848 - gorden (05/16/2013) [-]
cool thing.
No homo, but what do you think of my body 1-10?
User avatar #5853 - danifuck (05/16/2013) [-]
I'd say 8 A solid 8!
If my body were like yours I'd be more than satisfied
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User avatar #37 - tiagodisouza ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
Hey dude, how much you looking to get for that computer, and would you send it to portugal?
User avatar #38 to #37 - gorden (12/30/2012) [-]
lol dude, i was just asking because i'm interested in the price.
actually sending it to portugal would be way too expensive!

sorry mate!
#28 - ultimateasshole (11/15/2012) [-]
How have you been buddy?
User avatar #30 to #28 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
u saw this text?
User avatar #29 to #28 - gorden (11/15/2012) [-]
aaaah dude, i started my apprentinceship (i'm 18ten, you know, really young)
and my ex gf, asked me to help her after school, so i said yes, and we meet 2x a week and sometimes even on WE, its awesome, we kiss, laugh, cuddle, ... an learn :D
well, she left me a note on my ipod which said; "Hey my Boy, I already miss you, I love you! ♥" sooo sweet. well, i'm not sure if she means it friendly... well that would suck.
but we often talk about how cool our kids will be, how great our marriage and stuff.


we are not in a relationship and i had a... one-off with some other girl... well, i was drunk and rejected sex but anyways, i feel really guilty when i look in her eyes :(
User avatar #31 to #29 - ultimateasshole (11/19/2012) [-]
Sorry i must of missed it, but it sounds like you are doing pretty good.
User avatar #32 to #31 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
thanks, how are you doing?
User avatar #33 to #32 - ultimateasshole (11/19/2012) [-]
Pretty good... i only have to work 3 days this week because of thanksgiving.
User avatar #34 to #33 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
i had my first free day today. :)
hows your little princess`?
User avatar #35 to #34 - ultimateasshole (11/19/2012) [-]
Shes okay...She will be back over on Wednesday.
User avatar #36 to #35 - gorden (11/19/2012) [-]
god bless her :)
#26 - ultimateasshole (08/26/2012) [-]
The thread ran out....Sorry i just do not know what to say except, try to make things work.
Also remember if you love something you should set it free. if it returns then that is true love.
User avatar #27 to #26 - gorden (08/26/2012) [-]
yeah man, things change shit happens , eople change, but live goes on
#22 - ultimateasshole (07/17/2012) [-]
Happy bday buddy. I didnt forget.
User avatar #23 to #22 - gorden (07/19/2012) [-]
i love you.
#20 - N. Korean citizen (06/11/2012) [-]
my name gorden i r so funey memeQ!!!
#21 to #21 - gorden (06/11/2012) [-]
what the fuck is wrong with you , anon?
User avatar #10 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
i didnt red thumb any of his comments.
its not very polite to red thumb someone when you are talking to them.
#11 to #10 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
but the other ponyfags...
but the other ponyfags...
#12 to #11 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
Idk i cant tell them what to do.
#13 to #12 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
you won this time, but they are mad i guess
you won this time, but they are mad i guess
User avatar #14 to #13 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
i wasnt trying to win anything lol.
i was just telling him to stop telling me what to do and i kept replying with ponies.

#15 to #14 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
but ponys are fucked up. its not like i hate you or smth. but you really should keep your horses in they're boxes :D
but ponys are fucked up. its not like i hate you or smth. but you really should keep your horses in they're boxes :D
User avatar #16 to #15 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
why?
why do i have to hide?
i dont care what other people say/think.
And im not trying to force people to watch it.
im minding my own business and people start yelling at me for posting ponies.
#17 to #16 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
ponys are for children. and normal people are annoyed by those things.
ponys are for children. and normal people are annoyed by those things.
User avatar #18 to #17 - mlpmeh (04/07/2012) [-]
your calling me not normal?
that's not very nice.
entitled to your opinion though.
nothing i can really do about that now can I?

#19 to #18 - gorden (04/07/2012) [-]
i might used the word "normal" wrong... i mean "normal" funnyjunkers (not reposters, lol)
i might used the word "normal" wrong... i mean "normal" funnyjunkers (not reposters, lol)
#4 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
That was a tough one, LOL.
That was a tough one, LOL.
#5 to #4 - gorden (03/20/2012) [-]
its pretty cool, but the left one should have said Frontpage ):
#7 to #5 - gorden (03/27/2012) [-]
its on his way to frontpage :)
its on his way to frontpage :)
#6 to #5 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
Damn, Maybe another time.
Damn, Maybe another time.
#8 to #6 - gorden (04/06/2012) [-]
it has almost 200 thumbs!
#9 to #8 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
They grow up so fast!
#3 - sourpotato ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbarse!
The British think so too!
#1 - uniqueusernames (02/06/2012) [-]
yes.
#2 to #1 - gorden (03/06/2012) [-]
what are u talking about?
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