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gorak

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Date Signed Up:2/21/2013
Last Login:7/07/2015
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Comment Ranking:#18692
Highest Comment Rank:#6383
Comment Thumbs: 550 total,  570 ,  20
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Total Comments Made:79
FJ Points:481

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#51 - Comment deleted 01/15/2014 on Together, we can save him 0
#721 - Age : 22 Gender : Male Country : Germany Race : Wh… 01/10/2014 on FJ poll 0
#12 - Because being the second fattest country in the world doesn't … 12/15/2013 on 12 days of polanmas +41
#24 - I especially like the drinking part of that gif. Very accurate 12/12/2013 on Freshman Vs Senior Finals... +7
#231 - Your mother is a whore sorry couldn't resist  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2013 on Do people even read titles... +22
#237 - cammyT (12/01/2013) [-]
i laughed mored than i should have, god im simple
#233 - MysticTomatoe (12/01/2013) [-]
#9 - digit =/= number  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on The best kind of correct +1
User avatar #30 - itemexchange (11/06/2013) [-]
not entirely
but you can say that the second digit is the number zero and not be that wrong either
#21 - I'm german and this is true when it comes to the former GDR. I… 11/03/2013 on (untitled) 0
#40 - yes because especially poor people won't prefer tons of money … 11/02/2013 on eltiT +4
#6 - here's a little update  [+] (25 new replies) 10/31/2013 on The Swedes +160
#55 - Jesusnipples (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh my god, he's like Swedish Batman.
#32 - dwarfman (10/31/2013) [-]
Not only would I show up to defend that bastard, I'd buy him a giant bottle of vodka for being such an awesome human being.
User avatar #26 - twofreegerbils (10/31/2013) [-]
He's fighting the good fight.
#23 - mitchr (10/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - adplum (10/31/2013) [-]
white text on bright background award
User avatar #27 - mitchr (10/31/2013) [-]
I got it from google. If you can find a better Decent Fucking Human Being Award, be my guest.
Don't complain about what the award looks like. I'm using it as a sign of utmost respect for someone who is risking his life to protect other people, no matter who they are.
#37 - adplum (10/31/2013) [-]
there no need to be upset
User avatar #38 - mitchr (10/31/2013) [-]
Doesn't look as good.
User avatar #39 - adplum (10/31/2013) [-]
complain complain complain
User avatar #48 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
Bit hypocritical there, isn't it? You were complaining about it being white text in the first place.
User avatar #49 - adplum (11/01/2013) [-]
but i had a legitimate reason to, you can hardly read what the trophy says.
User avatar #50 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
Fair enough, but the black text doesn't match the yellow either.
If anything, we need to make the background transparent. Perhaps an engraved effect on the text to make it look chiseled in, if given time. That'd look much better.
Anyways, I didn't see why you were complaining. I was posting it as a sign of respect. It doesn't matter what it looks like in those cases, really. But whatever.
User avatar #51 - adplum (11/01/2013) [-]
it matters when you cant read it
#54 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
I return with a trophy far shittier than any other ever created.
Text is far harder to read now. You want to have a go?
User avatar #52 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
Well, seeing as we've already deviated away anyways, might as well finish it up. I'll go open Paint.net. Be back in a bit.
User avatar #19 - hairysmellyanus (10/31/2013) [-]
This guy is European batman.
#17 - lellone (10/31/2013) [-]
this post fills me with immense happiness
#15 - thesinful (10/31/2013) [-]
#14 - swazzzzy (10/31/2013) [-]
Fucking awesome.
User avatar #11 - dharkmoswen (10/31/2013) [-]
that is fucking awesome!
User avatar #9 - didactus (10/31/2013) [-]
In Sweden, people like him are usually refered to as "knäppgök"
User avatar #12 - dharkmoswen (10/31/2013) [-]
translated please?
User avatar #13 - melraiser (10/31/2013) [-]
A wacko.
#42 - furiousmarshmellow (10/31/2013) [-]
A hero*
User avatar #8 - soupkittenagain (10/31/2013) [-]
That guy's fucking awesome.
#20 - Picture 10/15/2013 on Sharks be like.... 0
#26 - haha sag doch gleich, dass du deutscher bist komme selbst …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on JunnyFunk Oktoberfest... +1
User avatar #27 - solidderking (09/19/2013) [-]
vielen dank, vielleicht sehen wir uns , zumindestens wenn ich die schule schwänze und nen günstigen zug finde....
ich wohne leider nicht mehr in Bayern, deswegen gehts nicht ganz so einfach....
#24 - ok, i was mistaken. i'll drink my first beer to your success, friend  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2013 on JunnyFunk Oktoberfest... +1
User avatar #25 - solidderking (09/18/2013) [-]
thx, i hope we will see us
actually i have school( class 12), but they wont miss me....
i still remember my first Oktoberfest ( age 3 ), i used to live in wolfratshausen, near munich
#26 - gorak (09/18/2013) [-]
haha sag doch gleich, dass du deutscher bist
komme selbst aus münchen und hab auch schon mal die schule fürs oktoberfest sausen lassen^^
wünsch dir noch viel erfolg fürs abi (nehm ich jetzt mal an). hab meins letztes jahr gemacht.
vielleicht sieht man sich ja auf dem oktoberfest^^
User avatar #27 - solidderking (09/19/2013) [-]
vielen dank, vielleicht sehen wir uns , zumindestens wenn ich die schule schwänze und nen günstigen zug finde....
ich wohne leider nicht mehr in Bayern, deswegen gehts nicht ganz so einfach....
#22 - then you're doing something wrong  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2013 on JunnyFunk Oktoberfest... +1
User avatar #23 - solidderking (09/18/2013) [-]
no im doing it right. getting drunk, wake up with a baverian and busty girl and remember nothing. best morning ever. except the hangover
#24 - gorak (09/18/2013) [-]
ok, i was mistaken. i'll drink my first beer to your success, friend
User avatar #25 - solidderking (09/18/2013) [-]
thx, i hope we will see us
actually i have school( class 12), but they wont miss me....
i still remember my first Oktoberfest ( age 3 ), i used to live in wolfratshausen, near munich
#26 - gorak (09/18/2013) [-]
haha sag doch gleich, dass du deutscher bist
komme selbst aus münchen und hab auch schon mal die schule fürs oktoberfest sausen lassen^^
wünsch dir noch viel erfolg fürs abi (nehm ich jetzt mal an). hab meins letztes jahr gemacht.
vielleicht sieht man sich ja auf dem oktoberfest^^
User avatar #27 - solidderking (09/19/2013) [-]
vielen dank, vielleicht sehen wir uns , zumindestens wenn ich die schule schwänze und nen günstigen zug finde....
ich wohne leider nicht mehr in Bayern, deswegen gehts nicht ganz so einfach....
#14 - >2013 >not using adblock 09/15/2013 on Audio Ads 0
#1 - seems like he didn't think that trough 09/09/2013 on Clever 4chan +2
#8 - that actually fits their respective characters surprisingly well  [+] (7 new replies) 09/07/2013 on When I Get My Paycheck... +35
User avatar #49 - Hybricide (09/07/2013) [-]
It does. Did you ever see the interview where they spoke about how Alfonzo Curon had them write an essay about their characters for the 3rd movie? Apparently, Rupert never did his, Dan was excited that he did like a page and a half...until Emma walked in with 16 pages worth of essay.
User avatar #42 - psykobear (09/07/2013) [-]
I believe Ron would be buying chocolate or some shit.
User avatar #72 - Hybricide (09/15/2013) [-]
Of course. He DOES collect the Chocolate Frog cards......lol
User avatar #9 - callan (09/07/2013) [-]
I was just thinking those exact words when I saw this.
User avatar #17 - moviefuckthewhat (09/07/2013) [-]
Me three...
User avatar #31 - someponynew (09/07/2013) [-]
me four...
#48 - pwnmissilereborn (09/07/2013) [-]
me seven
#69 - good to see someone here who actually does something productive 09/05/2013 on I is ecstatic +1
#4 - Picture 08/31/2013 on Bitch mum +2
#21 - you'll be the most qualified mc donalds employee ever 08/20/2013 on How I bought real estate in... +2
#7 - It was obvious but i was still enjoying the read 07/27/2013 on High School Reunion 0
#399 - Can't you just move back in time to where peanuts tasted normal?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2013 on 0/10 would not press +2
User avatar #411 - wobblewub (07/25/2013) [-]
And what? Ruin the plot?
#18 - Maybe someone did and this was his excuse. 07/01/2013 on Cage is life +13
#19 - what am i doing with my life... 06/30/2013 on WHAT A TWIST +3
#8 - how is that racist?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Racism +44
User avatar #15 - bitchplzzz (06/23/2013) [-]
Its just being silly
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Volkswagen 0
User avatar #9 - nextgenmidgett (06/20/2013) [-]
implying its no longer a volkswagen
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#3 - potetkongen (07/06/2014) [-]
Potato be with you, Gorak
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