Oh wow. FunnyJunk. Just as stupid, racist, hateful, lustful and sexist as I remember it.
If you're reading this, what are you doing wasting your time on this site? Isn't there ANYTHING more productive you can be doing than browsing this place?
Why not go make some art or do some homework or spend time with your kids? Why not make a little romantic note for your spouse or surprise him/her by buying her flowers/something you know they'll like?
So...why are you still here?