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#9 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Justice +176
#55 - daffyduckyo (01/27/2014) [-]
#54 - baditch (01/27/2014) [-]
"You shat yourself so I left."

gets me every single time.
User avatar #44 - applecopy (01/27/2014) [-]
Didn't lose it before I read the reply, but it made me Lol
User avatar #35 - arnolddusk (01/27/2014) [-]
I'll take shit for too bad that never happened x doubt for 500
User avatar #45 - newforomador (01/27/2014) [-]
Shutup you desperate-for-red-thumbs cunt.
User avatar #46 - arnolddusk (01/27/2014) [-]
thumb me up all you want. it still never happened hick boy
User avatar #47 - newforomador (01/27/2014) [-]
I don't give a shit if it happened or not. I just want you to shut up.
User avatar #48 - arnolddusk (01/27/2014) [-]
no
#32 - afroadam (01/27/2014) [-]
oh god i laughed so hard then read the last line but couldnt stop laughing. i feel awful while feeling like ive read one of the funniest things ever.
#27 - bobafouette (01/27/2014) [-]
MFW last line.
User avatar #31 - infamoustrapper (01/27/2014) [-]
"well"
#24 - oceanfrank (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm like crying and laughing at the same time.
User avatar #23 - pabloenis (01/27/2014) [-]
I never switched from laughing to being sad so quickly.
#20 - anonymous (01/27/2014) [-]
aww such a sweet guy fucking his half unconscious friend and then shitting on her.
#13 - ordog (01/27/2014) [-]
Loudest laugh I´ve had in a while.
#26 - to be fair, they might be in between sets  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Resolutioners +41
User avatar #68 - bavelsond (01/27/2014) [-]
I fucking hate people who stay on the device between sets. Like why don't they go stretch or something
#56 - newall (01/27/2014) [-]
you should never rest longer than 30 seconds between sets.
User avatar #78 - goodnewseveryone (01/27/2014) [-]
depends on your goals
User avatar #63 - studbeefpile (01/27/2014) [-]
You're just wrong.

Even some body building programs use minute long rest periods, and if you're a powerlifter -like myself- you rest as long as you have to in order to get another set.

It's the difference between focusing on strength, and focusing on size, training the CNS vs training the muscle.
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#66 - >feminism >not just someone generally being a cunt 01/27/2014 on Effect of feminism 64 +3
#81 - >LSD more dangerous than Ket, Meth and heroin 01/26/2014 on The Most Dangerous Drugs In... +5
#19 - Picture 01/26/2014 on GAAAAAAAY! +6
#55 - stop this **** 01/26/2014 on How is he Canadian? +1
#76 - both masterrace 01/26/2014 on dip 0
#103 - ****** cold 01/26/2014 on too cold 0
#70 - nope. 01/26/2014 on Shift+up, click next +1
#75 - Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on hmm 0
User avatar #76 - solidderking (01/25/2014) [-]
not yet
#50 - Picture 01/24/2014 on Well that changes things. 0
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on No evidence +1
#101 - nibbero (01/25/2014) [-]
This is what he's not.
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#19 - "The steaks have never been higher" gets me… 01/24/2014 on 4/20 Graze it +3
#28 - Picture 01/24/2014 on the internet +8
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on challenge accepted +2
#61 - lurifax (01/24/2014) [-]
#423 - Picture 01/24/2014 on I dont want to live on this... 0
#110 - Picture 01/23/2014 on You Need It +1
#289 - this pic is retarded from a fitness point of view. it implies…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on shape +1
User avatar #322 - capslockrage (01/22/2014) [-]
No, it's just implying that the one that looks fat is far stronger.
User avatar #298 - leonhardt (01/22/2014) [-]
No it doesn't. It's implying that Mr. Universe contestants starve themselves to get that super taut skin, which makes them weak. Which is indeed retarded, from a fitness point of view.
User avatar #306 - jacobmurphy (01/22/2014) [-]
If you starve yourself you loose muscle because when your body activates its "starvation mode" the first thing your body eats is muscle, having the right nutrition is key to having muscle growth. The body on top would have to go through carb cycling but he would still be eating 7 meals a day.
#25 - dude... 01/21/2014 on evilest thing ever +17
#34 - FJ's way too predictable  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Hide and seek world champion +1
User avatar #44 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/21/2014) [-]
Everytime there's a girl in the content people will comment on her looks and if she's hot they'll find out her real name and if she has nudes or not.
#10 - for the rest of their life: "what the **** … 01/20/2014 on Cool tattoo illusion +1
#16 - these jokes don't even have a point 01/20/2014 on Moe +4
#14 - should've done this  [+] (11 new replies) 01/19/2014 on being a man +22
#18 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
I think so. That little cunt in the post took just a little sip...
User avatar #41 - oneentity (01/19/2014) [-]
Because he is enjoying his drink.
Why would I pour beer right into my throat without tasting it? I mean outside the "Beer speed drinking competition" which we have every year.

Maybe if the beer tastes like shit american but I drink only Czech and Belgian so I don't know how's that.
User avatar #141 - badgerbaiting (01/19/2014) [-]
that beer is clearly lager. It is tasteless and made for bolting. It is made for bolting. As a British man, I must say I had some great beer in America. Microbrew is your staunch companion. Bud and Miller are piss.
User avatar #140 - donatelo (01/19/2014) [-]
dont get me wrong i understand the enjoyment of tasting many different kinds of beers, still, that pussy took a small ass sip
User avatar #44 - kevinator (01/19/2014) [-]
Beer always taste like shit, you don't drink to ''enjoy it'', you drink to get drunk.
User avatar #159 - berkut (01/19/2014) [-]
All alcoholic beverages taste awful, at first.
User avatar #172 - oneentity (01/20/2014) [-]
Have you ever tasted something that isn't sold in PET bottles?

You are either underaged or trying to troll.
User avatar #175 - berkut (01/20/2014) [-]
It tastes bad, at first.
User avatar #142 - badgerbaiting (01/19/2014) [-]
I enjoy beer. I drink cheap vodka to get drunk.
#49 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
holy shit you're a fag
#45 - oneentity (01/19/2014) [-]
Yea, right.
#16 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/19/2014 on FFFFUUUUUU +7
#17 - wamegor (01/19/2014) [-]
#22 - messerauditore (01/19/2014) [-]
pokemon dance thread
#77 - mance (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - jacksipian (01/19/2014) [-]
that looks more like capoeira to me, which would make sense since it's hitmontop
#29 - inuares (01/19/2014) [-]
#7 - hfw  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2014 on the acorn +127
#61 - roblocraftxlz (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #47 - axelchaos (01/19/2014) [-]
Looks like something out of silent hill...
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