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Date Signed Up:8/16/2010
Last Login:8/06/2014
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Comment Thumbs: 15004 total,  15953 ,  949
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Total Comments Made:1362
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#17 - "the **** are you going" 03/07/2014 on Mommy said no. 0
#39 - You're a harsh bastard in a funny way 03/03/2014 on That Evil Man 0
#17 - You have some problems, OP 03/03/2014 on I love roger so much. +3
#17 - Picture 03/01/2014 on Nah babe, I'm home right... +3
#20 - Picture 02/26/2014 on nay +119
#41 - mfw people in the comments are actually posting their KDRs  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on n00bz +41
User avatar #55 - brokentrucker (02/26/2014) [-]
Oi m8 I gut a strat up 90.9
com at meh bra
User avatar #43 - meuk (02/26/2014) [-]
mfw i had to google KDR

i have no face
User avatar #57 - uniowl (02/26/2014) [-]
when i read the "mfw" i just looked at your profilepicture and that worked fine for me
#59 - Nobody ***** with ATV 02/26/2014 on Twitch Team 0
#62 - Or, save hours of time and effort and just use super glue  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Professional trolling 0
User avatar #63 - lotengo (02/26/2014) [-]
this coin will not be moved for years. Superglue cant hold that coin for ever
#12 - "What does it look like?" Natural dialogue 02/26/2014 on Surprise! -1
#104 - "Hey, need a hand?" 02/25/2014 on I would blackmail her. +2
#4 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Goal keeper's miracle 0
User avatar #6 - kikx (02/25/2014) [-]
Last year CL final?
#7 - trevanman (02/25/2014) [-]
think so
it's gonna be Bayern and Dortmund playing against each other this year again...
User avatar #9 - kikx (02/25/2014) [-]
Hardly...Bayern could easily find himself in the final, they really are an awesome team.
Dortmund is visibly worse than last year. I really do like BVB because of the way the lead their club, the fans they have... But right now, the winner should be one of the following clubs: Bayern, Real, Barcelona, PSG...
#10 - trevanman (02/25/2014) [-]
PSG is only good because they have Zlatan
User avatar #15 - kikx (02/25/2014) [-]
He does mean a lot to them, but there are 10 more players. He's just the cherry on top
#102 - Picture 02/25/2014 on waking up with sleep paralysis 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2014 on german tourist +8
#25 - mechman (02/25/2014) [-]
Well thats not legal
User avatar #42 - AvatarAirBender (02/25/2014) [-]
Thats what I was gonna say, all three are in the box.
#43 - mechman (02/25/2014) [-]
I was more concerned that the keeper had his hands on the ball.
User avatar #46 - hoffmeisterh (02/25/2014) [-]
It looks like he only had one hand on the ball in which case it's fine (as long as it isn't dangerous play which this wasn't), and also all 3 being in the box is fine as far as I know.
#48 - mechman (02/25/2014) [-]
The legality of the position of the players can't really be questioned as we don't know where the defenders are, or where the players were when the ball was shot. The keeper doesn't have to have two hands on the ball to be handling it.
User avatar #50 - hoffmeisterh (02/25/2014) [-]
I played football for over 10 years and one of my coaches was an actual ref (like division 1/the championship) and that's how we always played, even if what you say is true the keeper didn't have any level of control on that ball. I've been both the keeper and attacker in this scenario and that's how it's always played out.
I'm assuming you're questioning whether they were off-side or not? The second and third players definitely were not offside as they were behind the ball, you're right in saying that you can't say whether or not the first attempt was though.
#38 - Did that to a friend over a year ago. He still hasn't noticed 02/25/2014 on Facebook (404) -2
#172 - except that's completely wrong 02/24/2014 on this never happren... +1
#21 - Go ahead. Enlarge it.  [+] (22 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Scruffy know's what's good +26
#105 - professorbob (02/22/2014) [-]
Somebody needs a razor.

Followed by a weed whacker
#90 - lordnakraaz (02/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #82 - superswagsurfer (02/22/2014) [-]
Mustache ride anyone?
It's thicker than mine
in fact, I've seen younger girls with bigger mustaches than me. I'm 18 btw
#63 - RedHulk (02/22/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #725887 at Friendly ** Me gusta...
User avatar #62 - hatemefunnyjunk (02/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #97 - rockamekishiko (02/22/2014) [-]
how about the slight uni-brow and mustache?
#40 - Womens Study Major (02/22/2014) [-]
She wears too much make up, like a lot of famous people. The make up clings to the tiny hairs on her face, making them appear thicker in high res photos like this.
I used to date a girl who couldn't normally wear make up because it would cause her to get a rash. The only make up she could use was really expensive non-allergic stuff. Because she hardly ever wore it throughout puberty and into her twenties, her skin got plenty of sunshine and fresh air.
By the time I met her, she genuinely did not need it.
User avatar #35 - senorfrog (02/22/2014) [-]
I think I saw a galaxy in her eyes.
User avatar #28 - nervaaurelius (02/22/2014) [-]
dat resolution is off the charts
#24 - fozzoul (02/22/2014) [-]
She's got a moustasche
User avatar #121 - Temari (02/22/2014) [-]
Quick newsflash: Every single female does!

Some bleach it, some shave it, some wax it, some pluck it, some use makeup, some leave it there.
#74 - Rectumancer (02/22/2014) [-]
What manga is that?
User avatar #84 - fozzoul (02/22/2014) [-]
i have no idea, Sorry.
User avatar #69 - Leopard (02/22/2014) [-]
All girls do.
User avatar #77 - homebray (02/22/2014) [-]
from little cilla to ron swanson
User avatar #38 - homebray (02/22/2014) [-]
there are more females with upper lip hair than you think
it's usually not very noticeable but its there
#39 - Womens Study Major (02/22/2014) [-]
I've got a hardcore girlstache. It sucks but ya just have to learn not to give a fuck about your appearance. Either that or keep up with grooming and that never appealed to me.
User avatar #122 - letting (02/22/2014) [-]
>Not give a fuck about your appearance

>Pick one
User avatar #141 - nebuchadnezzaurus (02/22/2014) [-]
>Girl that wants sexual companionship
>Not giving a fuck about your appearance
Pick one.
User avatar #41 - homebray (02/22/2014) [-]
I have one too, but not so bad compared to some other ladies i've seen.
When i was bullied it was one of the things they'd make fun of.

I just pluck it off
User avatar #67 - pulluspardus (02/22/2014) [-]
do you use makeup ? plucking it off will make that area look white like you drank milk or something.

User avatar #76 - homebray (02/22/2014) [-]
It doesn't do that with me...
like i said, mine isn't that thick, so the skin underneath has seen the sun haha

it's the same color as the rest of my face

I just remember when i started it hurt like a bitch and was a bit red afterward, but thats all the discoloration i've experienced. it gets better over time
#105 - *********** from beyond the grave 02/21/2014 on Gayyyy 0
#226 - some good **** , op  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2014 on Definitely not reposted off... +2
User avatar #227 - andranadu (02/20/2014) [-]
shit is always good
#15 - Picture 02/18/2014 on Trying to reach the frontpage +1
#127 - What's the point of having this as a gif, and what's the point… 02/18/2014 on check the comments +7
#54 - Picture 02/18/2014 on The Biggest Accomplishment +6
#392 - stacks on deck 02/18/2014 on Mexican druglord's house... 0
#22 - Picture 02/17/2014 on back +3
#34 - "what does that mean?" . . . "w… 02/17/2014 on Confession Time 0
#24 - Aesthetic prosthetics 02/16/2014 on Amazing Prosthetics 0
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