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#56 - what about temperature and humidity too? if you went from anta…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Deep down 0
User avatar #58 - vortexrain (09/06/2013) [-]
I didn't think about that.
User avatar #60 - goodguygary (09/06/2013) [-]
i mean you don't really think about it, but when you jump into a cold pool during a hot day you're freezing your ass off, so would that effect carry over onto teleporting?
User avatar #61 - vortexrain (09/06/2013) [-]
You'd probably get sick, and puke everywhere.
User avatar #62 - goodguygary (09/06/2013) [-]
that too, what do they have defined as teleporting? just moving to one location from another at blinding speeds? or blinking in and out of reality at different points?
User avatar #63 - vortexrain (09/06/2013) [-]
Could you imagine seeing some guy just zooming along the ground, stop suddenly, and then throw up from the g's?
User avatar #69 - goodguygary (09/06/2013) [-]
or pass out too
User avatar #70 - vortexrain (09/06/2013) [-]
It'd be like the seeing the Dragonborn use Whirlwind Sprint, and trip.
User avatar #72 - goodguygary (09/06/2013) [-]
how come you never see a dragon using Whirlwind sprint?
User avatar #74 - vortexrain (09/06/2013) [-]
It's because the one's that do smash into mountains, and die.
#40 - wouldn't you be crushed to death almost immediately due to the…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/06/2013 on Deep down 0
User avatar #54 - vortexrain (09/06/2013) [-]
The movie Jumper had me think seriously about teleportation. What about pressure change? If you went from the surface of the Dead Sea, 1,401 ft below sea level, to the highest point in Colorado, would you explode? What about pollution? If you teleported from somewhere almost untouched by it, to Beijing what would happen?
User avatar #76 - hydraetis (09/06/2013) [-]
I don't think any of those would really have any effect. Except the 1,401ft below sea level, that would probably kill you immediately.
User avatar #56 - goodguygary (09/06/2013) [-]
what about temperature and humidity too? if you went from antartica to death valley, what would happen?
User avatar #58 - vortexrain (09/06/2013) [-]
I didn't think about that.
User avatar #60 - goodguygary (09/06/2013) [-]
i mean you don't really think about it, but when you jump into a cold pool during a hot day you're freezing your ass off, so would that effect carry over onto teleporting?
User avatar #61 - vortexrain (09/06/2013) [-]
You'd probably get sick, and puke everywhere.
User avatar #62 - goodguygary (09/06/2013) [-]
that too, what do they have defined as teleporting? just moving to one location from another at blinding speeds? or blinking in and out of reality at different points?
User avatar #63 - vortexrain (09/06/2013) [-]
Could you imagine seeing some guy just zooming along the ground, stop suddenly, and then throw up from the g's?
User avatar #69 - goodguygary (09/06/2013) [-]
or pass out too
User avatar #70 - vortexrain (09/06/2013) [-]
It'd be like the seeing the Dragonborn use Whirlwind Sprint, and trip.
User avatar #72 - goodguygary (09/06/2013) [-]
how come you never see a dragon using Whirlwind sprint?
User avatar #74 - vortexrain (09/06/2013) [-]
It's because the one's that do smash into mountains, and die.
#35 - am i crazy or is that wave warping backwards? 09/05/2013 on it loops 0
#77 - yes, you're tight, i goof'd 09/05/2013 on How did they get away with... +2
#72 - you really should dude, it's pretty freaking hilarious  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on How did they get away with... +2
#73 - xxitzchubbsxx (09/05/2013) [-]
alright i will thanks i'll watch it when i have free time.
#70 - it's from dragon ball z abridged, i think it's in the first ep…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/05/2013 on How did they get away with... +2
User avatar #76 - thisistheguy (09/05/2013) [-]
first episode of dbz kai abridged
User avatar #77 - goodguygary (09/05/2013) [-]
yes, you're tight, i goof'd
#71 - xxitzchubbsxx (09/05/2013) [-]
ahhh i haven't seen that.
User avatar #72 - goodguygary (09/05/2013) [-]
you really should dude, it's pretty freaking hilarious
#73 - xxitzchubbsxx (09/05/2013) [-]
alright i will thanks i'll watch it when i have free time.
#68 - missing the joke entirely.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/05/2013 on How did they get away with... +2
#69 - xxitzchubbsxx (09/05/2013) [-]
i know it was a joke i just can't work out what it is so meh and i realize my mistake as well.
User avatar #70 - goodguygary (09/05/2013) [-]
it's from dragon ball z abridged, i think it's in the first episode too
User avatar #76 - thisistheguy (09/05/2013) [-]
first episode of dbz kai abridged
User avatar #77 - goodguygary (09/05/2013) [-]
yes, you're tight, i goof'd
#71 - xxitzchubbsxx (09/05/2013) [-]
ahhh i haven't seen that.
User avatar #72 - goodguygary (09/05/2013) [-]
you really should dude, it's pretty freaking hilarious
#73 - xxitzchubbsxx (09/05/2013) [-]
alright i will thanks i'll watch it when i have free time.
#117 - if i were an all powerful being i'd make a moon made of butt c… 09/05/2013 on Christians: 0 | Fapper: 1 0
#92 - if i was all powerful being, and had to watch everyone, the la…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Christians: 0 | Fapper: 1 0
User avatar #94 - RandomAnonGuy (09/05/2013) [-]
If I was an all powerful being, and had to watch everyone, I'd either stop the people from doing that or deal with it coz I'm aware of all the worse things they could do.
User avatar #117 - goodguygary (09/05/2013) [-]
if i were an all powerful being i'd make a moon made of butt cheeks and orbit it around the earth
#32 - implying you aren't  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on Amazing invention. +3
#33 - gayboard (09/05/2013) [-]
#48 - testing video games isn't as awesome as it might sound, and hi… 09/05/2013 on Titles Are Lookin' Good... -1
#30 - damn you, i was expecting one or the other, not both.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/05/2013 on Amazing invention. +4
#31 - gayboard (09/05/2013) [-]
A good rule of comedy is to have your jokes catch your audience off guard.


Implying I'm good at comedy.
User avatar #32 - goodguygary (09/05/2013) [-]
implying you aren't
#33 - gayboard (09/05/2013) [-]
#251 - Picture 09/05/2013 on Dark Souls tips for beginners 0
#248 - only have a couple of dark souls reactions  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2013 on Dark Souls tips for beginners 0
#251 - goodguygary (09/05/2013) [-]
#44 - given your profile pic, i feel obligated to tell you: you're*  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2013 on Video Game Facts #28 0
User avatar #79 - ninjachickensftw (09/04/2013) [-]
thanks, didn't notice my mistake.
#42 - Comment deleted 09/03/2013 on FInally... again 0
#40 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2013 on FInally... again 0
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#44 - just look at this dirty slut 09/02/2013 on tri 2 b saef gie 0
#78 - i never said that you couldn't expect anything in return, but … 09/02/2013 on Nice men 0
#60 - that's james' ulterior motive though, you can do nice things a…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/02/2013 on Nice men 0
User avatar #67 - Crusader (09/02/2013) [-]
I see that, but then, what defines a nice guy?
Someone who does something without expecting anything in return?
There is no such thing.
Never, will you do anything without expecting something to happen afterwards because of it, or your action being the something that happens because of another, previous, event.

It's the way the world works, it's causality, everything you do, is because
A - It will cause something
B - It is being caused by something
C - Both A&B

And never will you do anything without expecting some sort of return on it.
Let's say you mow your grandmother's lawn, you will expect something in return, be it money, love, a glass of juice, or a cookie, you expect something to happen eventually because of it, because that's the way the universe works, and our minds have adapted to expect what is coming next, have you ever done something and gone "I expect nothing from this" thought to yourself "There is nothing that will happen because of this event"
#141 - anonymous (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for сutting in your conversation, I just wanted to say that I don't agree that no one ever does anything just because it's the right thing to do. Just today I was walking home and saw a man lying on the ground, holding a hand to his heart. He was having a heart attack. And I think he was psychologically or mentally unhealthy, he couldn't understand what I was saying and kept repeating the same things over and over again. And he was very rude, he kept cussing at me and almost spit on me. And I called the ambulance and stayed with him until the doctors arrived. A few other people also stopped and asked if any help was needed. None of us got anything out of this, even a 'thank you', nothing, and for me personally it was very unpleasant because of how rude he was, but I still did it because I'm a nice person and I do what good people do without expecting any kind of reward.
User avatar #144 - Crusader (09/02/2013) [-]
Even that interaction, was caused by some pre-event event.
Something happened when you were growing up to make that a worthwhile thing to do.
That would be the event that is caused, and not the causal event.

not to mention, that's not really a relationship.
#157 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
The only thing that happened when I was growing up was my parents explaining to me that I should try to be a good person even if I don't get anything out of it. The same with everyone else who stopped to help.

And it's the same with relationships. I help my parents, friends and collegues even when I know for sure I will never get anything for it and they might not even know I helped them, I'll still do it, because it's good to help. You can't compare relationships between people to the trade of goods and favours, or 'points' for being nice, it doesn't work like that. If you do something nice and expect a reward in return, you're not being nice. If you volunteer and expect anything for it except for that feeling that you're doing something good and right and noble, then it' not volunteering. The reasoning for it is wrong.
User avatar #161 - Crusader (09/03/2013) [-]
Still, those are not you coming up with things.
It's, you had love and knowledge and decency given to you by your parents, and now, since you cannot give all of it back to your parents, you give it to other people, because they (while not knowing what you did) will still give you those things as well.

You have/had good parents.
#172 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
The origin of kindness in people was not exactly the point of this argument. We seem to disagree about whether the motives matter in relationships between people, especially between close friends. If I was only doing good things for my friends when I was expecting something from them, I would not be a nice person, would I?
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (09/02/2013) [-]
i never said that you couldn't expect anything in return, but expecting a relationship for doing nice things doesn't make you nice. Being nice is buying a kid an ice cream cone, simply because they don't have enough money, or holding the door for someone to make it easier for them to get in, not to snag the girl you want.
#72 - what if you lived somewhere in the land of the midnight sun? 09/02/2013 on Kinda want 0
#1 - it's like i took a time machine to 2009 09/02/2013 on Genius 0
#168 - this is the internet, everybody is ignorant and racist towards others  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #169 - thatoneiranianguy (09/01/2013) [-]
This is true.
#351 - **goodguygary rolls 4** 0 for paladin through 9 for spear knight 09/01/2013 on Which knight are you? 0
#124 - Picture 09/01/2013 on Have a gay day made my day +1
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