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goodguygary

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Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:5/03/2015
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#29 - beautiful, feels like justice. 04/20/2015 on Fairy tale +3
#26 - i kinda want to read that. y'know, for science  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Fairy tale +2
User avatar #28 - youngneil (04/20/2015) [-]
g.e-hentai.org/s/cccc701091/455956-29

I think this might be it.
#150 - mynameisnightwolf (04/20/2015) [-]
I just spend 20 minutes looking at porn for the story. FOR THE FUCKING STORY. I didn't even fap. What have you done to me?
User avatar #29 - goodguygary (04/20/2015) [-]
beautiful, feels like justice.
#32 - it's levvy brah. that's all he ever wants 04/19/2015 on Politics shoud be more... 0
#42 - my god, it might just be crazy enough to work 04/19/2015 on Oak was too lazy to do his... 0
#33 - i can see this giving no apparent advantage against republic f…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Oak was too lazy to do his... +2
#40 - Ken M (04/19/2015) [-]
They're all wankers. If we make everything impossible to masturbate to, they'll eventually start killing each other for fap material. It's a genius plan, thought up by cisbattledroid himself.
User avatar #42 - goodguygary (04/19/2015) [-]
my god, it might just be crazy enough to work
#51 - how much of a presence in your country do the tranny *****…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Im done with this world 0
#53 - cigma (04/19/2015) [-]
I guess a bit. There used to be a tranny/male prostitution hotspot, a bridge that crossed a highway called "QuiƱones".
There was this fucking guy in my highschool class who told us that he just standed there for the fuck of it, and minutes later a "pituca" (wealthy woman) stopped his car next to him and asked for his price. He didn't know what to say so he just blurted: "500 soles?" (160 USD aprox.)
She smiled and said: "So you are chippy one?"
#18 - why do you have so many of these types of images?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Oak was too lazy to do his... +3
#32 - cisbattledroid (04/19/2015) [-]
Because it is valuable Separatist intelligence.
#33 - goodguygary (04/19/2015) [-]
i can see this giving no apparent advantage against republic forces, droid.
#40 - Ken M (04/19/2015) [-]
They're all wankers. If we make everything impossible to masturbate to, they'll eventually start killing each other for fap material. It's a genius plan, thought up by cisbattledroid himself.
User avatar #42 - goodguygary (04/19/2015) [-]
my god, it might just be crazy enough to work
#46 - >dating a feminine ******* >still thinking yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Im done with this world +1
#49 - cigma (04/19/2015) [-]
we have a term for that here in my country, we call them "mostaceros". They are straight dudes who have the fetish of fucking femenine trannys. Thought I don't know how straight they are, most cases I know of where men with families or girlfriends.
User avatar #51 - goodguygary (04/19/2015) [-]
how much of a presence in your country do the tranny fuckers have to have a word made for them?
#53 - cigma (04/19/2015) [-]
I guess a bit. There used to be a tranny/male prostitution hotspot, a bridge that crossed a highway called "QuiƱones".
There was this fucking guy in my highschool class who told us that he just standed there for the fuck of it, and minutes later a "pituca" (wealthy woman) stopped his car next to him and asked for his price. He didn't know what to say so he just blurted: "500 soles?" (160 USD aprox.)
She smiled and said: "So you are chippy one?"
#63 - pls anon no bully 04/19/2015 on seems legit +12
#50 - he was playing the smart game, get the kids and him the same o…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on seems legit +11
#62 - Ken M (04/19/2015) [-]
Oh really? that explains everything in this extremely well hidden detail!
User avatar #63 - goodguygary (04/19/2015) [-]
pls anon no bully
#40 - i don't know man, activating almonds before you eat them is to… 04/18/2015 on California 0
#12 - well, **** i suppose they are whales then. i read up on…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Kek +1
User avatar #13 - kameken (04/19/2015) [-]
People say the "related to whales" thing to sound smart.

It's like correcting someone who calls a tortoise a turtle, it's just being more specific and acting like it's wrong so they can look cool.

I'm sure I'll get shit for that, too.
#8 - dolphins are most certainly not a kind of whale bruh.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Kek +1
User avatar #10 - kameken (04/18/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothed_whale

Just like sharks aren't fish.
#12 - goodguygary (04/18/2015) [-]
well, shit i suppose they are whales then. i read up on all this and kinda was surprised about all of it. like they never tell you this stuff in nature documentaries. all they say is "cloesly related to whales." thank you internet stranger, for you have taught me something today
User avatar #13 - kameken (04/19/2015) [-]
People say the "related to whales" thing to sound smart.

It's like correcting someone who calls a tortoise a turtle, it's just being more specific and acting like it's wrong so they can look cool.

I'm sure I'll get shit for that, too.
#95 - TFW mavis did the do, and the kid is proof that it's canon 04/18/2015 on Easy +3
#29 - unrelated knowledge in a different field in case your original… 04/17/2015 on Sea 0
#538 - give me a mention too, sounds interesting 04/16/2015 on Do You Wanna Ask an Escort? 0
#38 - Bloody Peasant! 04/16/2015 on Government Reform Now! 0
#37 - Picture 04/16/2015 on Government Reform Now! 0
#157 - yes that is infinitely better, i'd rather my father or mother … 04/15/2015 on Cumpletely useful tips +1
#80 - i think there will always be a physical medium for games, beca… 04/15/2015 on GTA V unpacking +6
#153 - Teenage hormones, parents with no sense of privacy, and a door…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Cumpletely useful tips +1
User avatar #155 - misscleoisotaku (04/15/2015) [-]
I hear a lot of guys say that if their door has a lock, they wouldn't use it, because then their parents would know he's fapping.
I think it's better to have that be known than to let them accidentally see your cock, but w/e
User avatar #157 - goodguygary (04/15/2015) [-]
yes that is infinitely better, i'd rather my father or mother know i was polishing my knob rather than walk in on me in the middle of said polishing. the fuckers try to force open my door when i'm leaning against it changing (which is why i lean up against it in the first place) and i have to yell at them that i'm changing, and to go away
my family really wants to see me in the buff or some shit
#149 - yeah, but after being walked in on and almost caught so many t…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Cumpletely useful tips +1
User avatar #150 - misscleoisotaku (04/15/2015) [-]
Damn, dude. I would never be able to do that lol.
#153 - goodguygary (04/15/2015) [-]
Teenage hormones, parents with no sense of privacy, and a door with no lock on it make for a very shame inducing combination if you don't get good.
User avatar #155 - misscleoisotaku (04/15/2015) [-]
I hear a lot of guys say that if their door has a lock, they wouldn't use it, because then their parents would know he's fapping.
I think it's better to have that be known than to let them accidentally see your cock, but w/e
User avatar #157 - goodguygary (04/15/2015) [-]
yes that is infinitely better, i'd rather my father or mother know i was polishing my knob rather than walk in on me in the middle of said polishing. the fuckers try to force open my door when i'm leaning against it changing (which is why i lean up against it in the first place) and i have to yell at them that i'm changing, and to go away
my family really wants to see me in the buff or some shit
#142 - i remember reading some **** about how men are more sti…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Cumpletely useful tips +1
#144 - misscleoisotaku (04/15/2015) [-]
Hrm. Interesting. Thanks!
This could also be the reason females are less likely to get caught masturbating; nothing to put away or click out of, minus a toy if you have one. Just hide under a blanket.
#149 - goodguygary (04/15/2015) [-]
yeah, but after being walked in on and almost caught so many times, you get ninja reflexes. i can't catch any arrows or do sick ninja parkour, but i've been trained to get pants up and porn closed in less than the couple of seconds it takes to open a door.
zombies would never be able to catch me with my pants down.
User avatar #150 - misscleoisotaku (04/15/2015) [-]
Damn, dude. I would never be able to do that lol.
#153 - goodguygary (04/15/2015) [-]
Teenage hormones, parents with no sense of privacy, and a door with no lock on it make for a very shame inducing combination if you don't get good.
User avatar #155 - misscleoisotaku (04/15/2015) [-]
I hear a lot of guys say that if their door has a lock, they wouldn't use it, because then their parents would know he's fapping.
I think it's better to have that be known than to let them accidentally see your cock, but w/e
User avatar #157 - goodguygary (04/15/2015) [-]
yes that is infinitely better, i'd rather my father or mother know i was polishing my knob rather than walk in on me in the middle of said polishing. the fuckers try to force open my door when i'm leaning against it changing (which is why i lean up against it in the first place) and i have to yell at them that i'm changing, and to go away
my family really wants to see me in the buff or some shit
#206 - our world is deceased? R.I.P in reece's pieces planet Earth. … 04/14/2015 on Mark Twain 0
#55 - yes i did, i do not know what inspired me to put winter there.… 04/11/2015 on That PeTa though. +15

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