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Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:10/23/2014
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#5 - yeah you might die to the monster on dark souls if you didn't … 01/16/2014 on Some may pass +1
#125 - so i can directly absorb pancakes and turn them into passive-a… 01/16/2014 on making a federal offense fun 0
#123 - damn, now i gotta cut myself every time i want pancakes  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on making a federal offense fun 0
#124 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
No, no, just put the pancakes on your body. You will absorb them with your Canadianness. Waffles don't work that way though.
User avatar #125 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
so i can directly absorb pancakes and turn them into passive-aggresiveness? sweet!
#120 - do i get tim hortons and free maple syrup?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2014 on making a federal offense fun 0
#121 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
The Maple Syrup is in your blood now.
User avatar #123 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
damn, now i gotta cut myself every time i want pancakes
#124 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
No, no, just put the pancakes on your body. You will absorb them with your Canadianness. Waffles don't work that way though.
User avatar #125 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
so i can directly absorb pancakes and turn them into passive-aggresiveness? sweet!
#79 - go get some sleep then dude, funnyjunk will be here when you r…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/16/2014 on making a federal offense fun +1
User avatar #110 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
This was the nicest passive aggresive dismissal I've ever seen. I knight you as an honourary Canadian for the rest of the week.
User avatar #120 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
do i get tim hortons and free maple syrup?
#121 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
The Maple Syrup is in your blood now.
User avatar #123 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
damn, now i gotta cut myself every time i want pancakes
#124 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
No, no, just put the pancakes on your body. You will absorb them with your Canadianness. Waffles don't work that way though.
User avatar #125 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
so i can directly absorb pancakes and turn them into passive-aggresiveness? sweet!
User avatar #80 - volksworgen (01/16/2014) [-]
Alright, take care ggg.
#77 - except again, nothing would happen, like if you showed off a p…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/16/2014 on making a federal offense fun 0
#78 - volksworgen (01/16/2014) [-]
*shrug* Idunno, I'm pretty sure it just applies to bills though.



I didn't bother to read your link btw, sorry I haven't had sleep for a day and my eyes currently arent working correctly.
User avatar #79 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
go get some sleep then dude, funnyjunk will be here when you return, i swear
User avatar #110 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
This was the nicest passive aggresive dismissal I've ever seen. I knight you as an honourary Canadian for the rest of the week.
User avatar #120 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
do i get tim hortons and free maple syrup?
#121 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
The Maple Syrup is in your blood now.
User avatar #123 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
damn, now i gotta cut myself every time i want pancakes
#124 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
No, no, just put the pancakes on your body. You will absorb them with your Canadianness. Waffles don't work that way though.
User avatar #125 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
so i can directly absorb pancakes and turn them into passive-aggresiveness? sweet!
User avatar #80 - volksworgen (01/16/2014) [-]
Alright, take care ggg.
#74 - i have never seen anything on the machine pertaining to having…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/16/2014 on making a federal offense fun 0
User avatar #75 - volksworgen (01/16/2014) [-]
>Don't flash the ring in front of any law officer and don't brag about it.

It's not worth an officers time to come to your house and harrass you over a silly defacement
User avatar #77 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
except again, nothing would happen, like if you showed off a pinched penny or quarter. if you have no intentions of using it for "fraudulent" reasons, you get off scott free
#78 - volksworgen (01/16/2014) [-]
*shrug* Idunno, I'm pretty sure it just applies to bills though.



I didn't bother to read your link btw, sorry I haven't had sleep for a day and my eyes currently arent working correctly.
User avatar #79 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
go get some sleep then dude, funnyjunk will be here when you return, i swear
User avatar #110 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
This was the nicest passive aggresive dismissal I've ever seen. I knight you as an honourary Canadian for the rest of the week.
User avatar #120 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
do i get tim hortons and free maple syrup?
#121 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
The Maple Syrup is in your blood now.
User avatar #123 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
damn, now i gotta cut myself every time i want pancakes
#124 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
No, no, just put the pancakes on your body. You will absorb them with your Canadianness. Waffles don't work that way though.
User avatar #125 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
so i can directly absorb pancakes and turn them into passive-aggresiveness? sweet!
User avatar #80 - volksworgen (01/16/2014) [-]
Alright, take care ggg.
#65 - about as illegal as a penny squisher machine  [+] (13 new replies) 01/16/2014 on making a federal offense fun +2
User avatar #71 - volksworgen (01/16/2014) [-]
They're specially licensed to be able to deface money, it even says so on the machine.
User avatar #74 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
i have never seen anything on the machine pertaining to having a special license.

voices.yahoo.com/how-illegal-deface-money-449451.html

this is how they pretty much operate, and how this guy is allowed to make that ring, through a loophole in the law
User avatar #75 - volksworgen (01/16/2014) [-]
>Don't flash the ring in front of any law officer and don't brag about it.

It's not worth an officers time to come to your house and harrass you over a silly defacement
User avatar #77 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
except again, nothing would happen, like if you showed off a pinched penny or quarter. if you have no intentions of using it for "fraudulent" reasons, you get off scott free
#78 - volksworgen (01/16/2014) [-]
*shrug* Idunno, I'm pretty sure it just applies to bills though.



I didn't bother to read your link btw, sorry I haven't had sleep for a day and my eyes currently arent working correctly.
User avatar #79 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
go get some sleep then dude, funnyjunk will be here when you return, i swear
User avatar #110 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
This was the nicest passive aggresive dismissal I've ever seen. I knight you as an honourary Canadian for the rest of the week.
User avatar #120 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
do i get tim hortons and free maple syrup?
#121 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
The Maple Syrup is in your blood now.
User avatar #123 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
damn, now i gotta cut myself every time i want pancakes
#124 - ignusim (01/16/2014) [-]
No, no, just put the pancakes on your body. You will absorb them with your Canadianness. Waffles don't work that way though.
User avatar #125 - goodguygary (01/16/2014) [-]
so i can directly absorb pancakes and turn them into passive-aggresiveness? sweet!
User avatar #80 - volksworgen (01/16/2014) [-]
Alright, take care ggg.
#170 - could have texted her asking to meet up somewhere, and then as… 01/16/2014 on Master of romance 0
#78 - muh time 01/15/2014 on Pointed clicking +1
#74 - god damn it, because cookie clicker didn't absorb my time enou…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Pointed clicking 0
#77 - shenanidingus (01/15/2014) [-]
Goomy, pls.
#78 - goodguygary (01/15/2014) [-]
muh time
#30 - never have i cringed as hard as i did watching that 01/14/2014 on Minecraft creativity +7
#16 - here, lemme translate what anon is saying: "ThePirate…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on ew gross +2
User avatar #17 - alphagex (01/14/2014) [-]
oh thx u for the translation, is just iam scared to download anything due to virus, cuz i download alot of stuff back then and virus came..so i don't want to risk it..and my macfee has expired so yeah
#38 - Picture 01/14/2014 on Pugs Of War +4
#33 - i have high hopes for this game, too bad i can't try it …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Pugs Of War 0
User avatar #34 - sharkyandgeorge (01/14/2014) [-]
multi-platform to come
#38 - goodguygary (01/14/2014) [-]
#17 - there's five black girls on the bottom pic, duh 01/14/2014 on Spot the Difference +1
#2690 - an elf barbarian, wat 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#2680 - **goodguygary rolls 21,792** **** , here we go  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #2690 - goodguygary (01/08/2014) [-]
an elf barbarian, wat
#56 - h-holy **** graknab-kun, you're s-such a *… 01/06/2014 on Someone 0
#11 - both are more fun when shook up 01/06/2014 on Apples +5
#5 - now it's art  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on Like a raykingball. +4
#12 - noblexfenrir (01/07/2014) [-]
A masterpiece.
#52 - sorry, i thought you didn't grasp the concept, it seems to men…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Someone +1
#53 - graknab (01/06/2014) [-]
I like that idea. I also like that I was able to have a discussion on the internet without someone calling me a faggot
#56 - goodguygary (01/06/2014) [-]
h-holy shit graknab-kun, you're s-such a f-fucking faggot
#50 - "are subsequently found to be lying" aka, if a "…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Someone +1
User avatar #51 - graknab (01/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, I got that part. I'm trying to explain that, like men getting falsely accused of rape, there are going to be others who are going to be falsely-falsely accused of rape. OP's solution doesn't help anyone, it just shifts the blame to women.
#69 - theXsjados (01/07/2014) [-]
There is a difference between lying in court and presenting a case. One is based on fabrication of evidence and one is based on solid evidence.

If it can be proven that the plaintiff (the 'raped' person) explicitly lied in order to get the defendant (the 'rapist') in trouble then the plaintiff gets in trouble. That's slander and libel.

Which is perfectly reasonable. The problem is the punishment is not severe at all. Not only that the court system favors women in these situations and a jury can be convinced that rape occurred when it in fact didn't. The punishment for lying about rape is not nearly severe enough.

People here keep saying 'it's just a lie' and 'the punishment needs to be proportionate to the crime' and I say: how do you measure proportionality? I think the basis should be the effect of your lies on the other person were you not caught.
#91 - graknab (01/07/2014) [-]
Bro, just re-read what you just typed. If what you're saying is true which it isnt , that we can test for lies with 100% accuracy which we cant , then we wouldn't even need op's shitty idea in the first place.
#93 - theXsjados (01/07/2014) [-]
Sure we can't test for lies, but we can still prove them. If later a chat log on facebook is discovered between the plaintiff and their friends and they mention that they are lying then it's basically over. There would have to be a second case to determine if the plaintiff was lying, but, particularly with electronic communication, it's basically in the bag at that point.

And because they wasted the resources of the court and tried to slander and committed perjury they need to be punished. The punishment needs to be proportionate to the crime, and in order to judge proportionality, I think, you need to look at the consequences of what would have happened if the plaintiff was not caught lying.
User avatar #169 - graknab (01/07/2014) [-]
Oh good lord. I'm not talking about if the court can detect lying. I'm trying to say that this system is just as flawed as the current. What if there is no evidence discovered?
#298 - theXsjados (01/07/2014) [-]
Then someone gets away with it, that's why the punishment has to be more than a slap on the wrist; to discourage it from occurring in the first place. But it comes back to how do you define the punishment for something that is mostly based on morality. I think you base the punishment on what the effects of their actions would have on others.

We send murders to jail for ending the life of another person. That's bad, but wouldn't ruining someone's life be just as bad, if not worse. Most of the murdered people were not framed for a crime they did not commit and have every aspect of their being invaded and stigmatized. Carry around a sign that says 'I'm a rapist' and see how long before someone confronts you. Now imagine that you have to carry that sign. That is the stigma of a rapist, and while it is necessary for those who have raped it takes so much away from those who didn't.

I think those who lied about something that can be that damaging to someones life needs to carry a sign of their own. It shouldn't say 'rapist' because they aren't a rapist. It has to be proportionate to the crime. It should say 'liar'.
#76 - nebuelaeus (01/07/2014) [-]
Good job, you properly explained what i believe is op's opinion to all the people that are taking it in a different way. have a thumb.
User avatar #52 - goodguygary (01/06/2014) [-]
sorry, i thought you didn't grasp the concept, it seems to men that i didn't understand your argument.

on a side note, we should just train all the really bad convicts to be astronauts, and send them to mars. make it space australia
#53 - graknab (01/06/2014) [-]
I like that idea. I also like that I was able to have a discussion on the internet without someone calling me a faggot
#56 - goodguygary (01/06/2014) [-]
h-holy shit graknab-kun, you're s-such a f-fucking faggot
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