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goodguygary

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Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:Washington
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#44 - yeah, it's like calling a black guy a ****** in america…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Can't barrage the Farage 0
User avatar #46 - bobbydahobo (05/09/2015) [-]
So he's against Pakistanis?
User avatar #47 - goodguygary (05/09/2015) [-]
from my limited knowledge of britbongistan, certain groups have feelings towards "pakis" like the kkk has towards blacks. you'd have to ask one of the people residing in Camelot-land for better details
#75 - i see your point, also, the only way to stop dolphins from rap… 05/08/2015 on Dammit, 'merica... 0
#73 - you make some fair points, with the exception of murder = anim…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Dammit, 'merica... 0
User avatar #74 - infinitereaper (05/08/2015) [-]
True, but interestingly enough apes are known to kill for seemingly no reason, and dolphins are certainly... interesting. They really love to rape. All I'm saying is that we tend to look at these things from a human standpoint, but the human standpoint isn't necessarily the reality. So to speak.
User avatar #75 - goodguygary (05/08/2015) [-]
i see your point, also, the only way to stop dolphins from raping is to rape them first. the best solution.
#66 - i don't quite understand how good and evil could exist without…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Dammit, 'merica... 0
#70 - infinitereaper (05/08/2015) [-]
I view good and evil in terms of benevolence (good will, compassion, wanting to help etc) and malevolence (self interest, apathy, desiring to hurt, etc). To someone who is evil what a good person might consider wrong is good. And the opposite is also true. Take for example the idea that murder is wrong, animals in nature must kill to survive, is that wrong? Sometimes animals kill just to kill, or enslave, is that wrong? Right and wrong is just a human concept. There is no right, there is no wrong.

If you really want to discuss ethics though, take the following question: You must kill one to save a large a group. What is the right choice? What is the wrong choice. It's obvious. It's wrong not to kill that person. It is right to kill them. By not killing them more people will die, which means you have killed many times more people with the pretense of "keeping your hands clean" when in reality you just committed genocide, even when if it was against your will. Kill the person is right because you will save much more lives. But of course, that's assuming you believe in morality.

What makes people really afraid is when you break their illusions.
People might be good, they may be evil, but the universe has no rules as to how we are supposed to live or act. In reality, there is no judgement for actions other than what we prescribe. There is no karmic system. This thing called morality is just a human construct.

An alien species for example, or hell, even an earth reptile, might not have this construct. We would view them as "wrong" but to them there would be no such thing.

It's a fallacy to believe things just because you feel a certain way about it.
Especially when other species (like reptiles) do not experience the same thing, breaking the pretense of universal moral ethics.
User avatar #73 - goodguygary (05/08/2015) [-]
you make some fair points, with the exception of murder = animals killing to survive. i mean, the act of killing another human being for reasons other than your life, or other's lives depending on it, is not really equal to animals killing because their lives are on the line. obligatory rules of nature reference goes here.
User avatar #74 - infinitereaper (05/08/2015) [-]
True, but interestingly enough apes are known to kill for seemingly no reason, and dolphins are certainly... interesting. They really love to rape. All I'm saying is that we tend to look at these things from a human standpoint, but the human standpoint isn't necessarily the reality. So to speak.
User avatar #75 - goodguygary (05/08/2015) [-]
i see your point, also, the only way to stop dolphins from raping is to rape them first. the best solution.
#104 - **** yes, i hope a squadron of beautiful vaginas find t… 05/08/2015 on OC- Orc quest! promotion 0
#32 - tfw no monstergirl waifu to snuggle up next to after a hard da… 05/08/2015 on random confession time,... 0
#106 - Comment deleted 05/08/2015 on Servant x Service 0
#7 - but the kid's generation is still pretty young and hasn't had …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on Jetsons +37
#15 - zenexazure (05/07/2015) [-]
That mouth is so high up there holy shit.
#14 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2015 on Servant x Service 0
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#70 - Picture 05/04/2015 on fuck it, why not? +1
#41 - i have a kind of tier list for fetishes, futa and furry are th…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Space Jam 0
#56 - anonymous (05/04/2015) [-]
>>#39
>>#41

As a normal person, I can tell you that you are both faggots, and not in the internet "we're all faggots" kind of way. There is no debate. I hope this was a joke, but considering there is two of you... fucking christ dude. You fucking disgust me.

Admit you're gay, stop being such faggots.
User avatar #74 - belphegore (05/04/2015) [-]
Lookit this guy! Mister, I'm better than you because i don't whack it to dickgirls.
#38 - futas are no better than furries brah. same depth, different h…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Space Jam -3
User avatar #39 - belphegore (05/04/2015) [-]
Eh, I tend to disagree. It is just a sexual fetish, like piss fetish, or feet. Saying that one persons kink is worse than another is kind of like comparing apples to apples.
User avatar #41 - goodguygary (05/04/2015) [-]
i have a kind of tier list for fetishes, futa and furry are the more vanilla ones, while deeper along are watersports, scat and such. then you have the deepest fringe shit like snuff.
i didn't mean to say it's worse or better it's just the same tier, you know?
#56 - anonymous (05/04/2015) [-]
>>#39
>>#41

As a normal person, I can tell you that you are both faggots, and not in the internet "we're all faggots" kind of way. There is no debate. I hope this was a joke, but considering there is two of you... fucking christ dude. You fucking disgust me.

Admit you're gay, stop being such faggots.
User avatar #74 - belphegore (05/04/2015) [-]
Lookit this guy! Mister, I'm better than you because i don't whack it to dickgirls.
#37 - space jam is also when my first awkward boner debuted. funny h… 05/04/2015 on Space Jam 0
#9 - Picture 05/01/2015 on What the hell 0
#36 - my parent's give me **** about being gay all the time, … 05/01/2015 on Lol 0
#34 - my mother, father, stepmother, and stepfather all do just abou… 05/01/2015 on Lol 0
#85 - obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roug… 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#82 - then you've already lost.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#80 - you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#78 - i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#75 - you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will h…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#73 - but they're all 3d, how can you ever hope to please your 3DPD …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#74 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Like this
User avatar #75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#70 - it would be too much strain on your poor mortal body, to get b…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#71 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
there are people who have more than one wife or relationship, so I might be able to handle it!
User avatar #73 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but they're all 3d, how can you ever hope to please your 3DPD gurl when she knows you got that 2d waifu
#74 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Like this
User avatar #75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#66 - you have to make your choice, 2d waifus who attend your every …  [+] (14 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
User avatar #68 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
I choose option c both
#70 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
it would be too much strain on your poor mortal body, to get both of these things, you would need to transcend humanity
#71 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
there are people who have more than one wife or relationship, so I might be able to handle it!
User avatar #73 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but they're all 3d, how can you ever hope to please your 3DPD gurl when she knows you got that 2d waifu
#74 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Like this
User avatar #75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment
#58 - more 2d tits for us  [+] (16 new replies) 05/01/2015 on thanks obama -1
#64 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
but I like this stuff too, I HAVE A DILEMMA!
User avatar #66 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have to make your choice, 2d waifus who attend your every need and never complain, or 3DPD. the choice is yours
User avatar #68 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
I choose option c both
#70 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
it would be too much strain on your poor mortal body, to get both of these things, you would need to transcend humanity
#71 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
there are people who have more than one wife or relationship, so I might be able to handle it!
User avatar #73 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
but they're all 3d, how can you ever hope to please your 3DPD gurl when she knows you got that 2d waifu
#74 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Like this
User avatar #75 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you fool, that only works so many times! eventually you will have to face the monster down, and no amount of candy or flowers will help you
#76 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
This will keep her at bay
User avatar #78 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
i've never seen the pocket seal work on anyone who isn't 2d
#79 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Fun times at night?
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
you have no idea how to combat the 3DPD threat, you poor fool
#81 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
B-b-but, I have a fiance...
#82 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
then you've already lost.
#83 - ragingcalm (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh no!! what do!?
User avatar #85 - goodguygary (05/01/2015) [-]
obviously break it off with her, and sit in your home for roughly 10-15 years without exercising, and only eating mcdonalds and cheetos. then you MUST make creepy 3d animations about you marrying your 2d waifu and having lots of illegal in canada sex with her. finally you have to purchase a trilby and tip it at every 3DPD woman you meet, saying only "m'lady." this is the path to enlightenment

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