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goodguygary

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: almost everything except xbox
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:5/06/2015
Location:Washington
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Comment Ranking:#5311
Highest Content Rank:#4945
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#128 - coconut does have it's downsides, but the way you were talking…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Twitter +2
#132 - sketchysketchist (02/02/2015) [-]
Maybe it is?
We can't trust it.
With it's hairy shell, with it's fruity bits and it produces milk.
Seriously, what the fuck is it?! A fruit? A turtle? Or a mammal!!!

But yeah, coconut is my least favorite fruit. Even if it's milk is so good.
User avatar #144 - goodguygary (02/02/2015) [-]
coconut illuminate confirmed. we must tell the world
#124 - >like coconut you take that back you *********** whore  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Twitter +3
#126 - sketchysketchist (02/02/2015) [-]
I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency.

But in all seriousness. Coconut's good but the fucking pieces get stuck in my mouth and it's so dry, that you can only enjoy it in little increments. Though Baby Coconut is nature's solution to this bullshit, and coconut milk is like the elixir of the gods. But other than that, you can live without the stuff more easily than you can live without peanuts.
User avatar #128 - goodguygary (02/02/2015) [-]
coconut does have it's downsides, but the way you were talking, it sounded like you were saying it is the root of all evil, muh bad brah
#132 - sketchysketchist (02/02/2015) [-]
Maybe it is?
We can't trust it.
With it's hairy shell, with it's fruity bits and it produces milk.
Seriously, what the fuck is it?! A fruit? A turtle? Or a mammal!!!

But yeah, coconut is my least favorite fruit. Even if it's milk is so good.
User avatar #144 - goodguygary (02/02/2015) [-]
coconut illuminate confirmed. we must tell the world
#155 - you should try mediafire or some other **** if dropbox … 02/01/2015 on Latias~ 0
#154 - i have no idea what it is you're doing wrong. 02/01/2015 on Latias~ 0
#152 - dropbox that **** then, so i might better judge you for…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Latias~ 0
#153 - johrny (02/01/2015) [-]
Uhhhh, i try to send you around 2100 pics but its says not more then 3000 what am i doing wrong.....
User avatar #155 - goodguygary (02/01/2015) [-]
you should try mediafire or some other shit if dropbox doesn't work for you
#154 - goodguygary (02/01/2015) [-]
i have no idea what it is you're doing wrong.
#150 - no, this is mfw  [+] (5 new replies) 02/01/2015 on Latias~ +1
#151 - johrny (02/01/2015) [-]
Im not enough newfag anymore about people hating all of my fetishes. I fucking could listen them for ya or give ya a drop box.
But at least i can promise there will be no scat or guro, but fucktons of interspecies goodness don't deny that you are curious
#152 - goodguygary (02/01/2015) [-]
dropbox that shit then, so i might better judge you for who you are
#153 - johrny (02/01/2015) [-]
Uhhhh, i try to send you around 2100 pics but its says not more then 3000 what am i doing wrong.....
User avatar #155 - goodguygary (02/01/2015) [-]
you should try mediafire or some other shit if dropbox doesn't work for you
#154 - goodguygary (02/01/2015) [-]
i have no idea what it is you're doing wrong.
#182 - pretty sure the actress playing ariel was asking the actress p… 02/01/2015 on Rough First Day? +4
#269 - getting that close to a fire breathing creature's behind is ge… 02/01/2015 on Dragon and Dink +1
#66 - tfw based schnizel is on my friend's list. 02/01/2015 on TOP KEK +1
#60 - yeah, i was summing up in the simplest terms snake's unique aging 02/01/2015 on No gear for old men... +1
#41 - biologically old, chronologically young(ish). that's about as …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2015 on No gear for old men... 0
User avatar #58 - taintedangel (02/01/2015) [-]
bologically he's about 79, chronologically he's 40 in MGS4.
User avatar #60 - goodguygary (02/01/2015) [-]
yeah, i was summing up in the simplest terms snake's unique aging
User avatar #42 - sexyhimself (01/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's a nice way of saying it.
#125 - i look somewhere between delicious and disgusting, perfection. 01/31/2015 on A bright future +1
#124 - **goodguygary used "*roll picture*"** **goodguygary rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on A bright future 0
User avatar #125 - goodguygary (01/31/2015) [-]
i look somewhere between delicious and disgusting, perfection.
#430 - you won't be turning 40 for over 438000 hours i mean 01/31/2015 on 9 mods you'll WANT to marry +2
#429 - yeah, but not for over 438000 hours. you're too ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on 9 mods you'll WANT to marry +2
User avatar #430 - goodguygary (01/31/2015) [-]
you won't be turning 40 for over 438000 hours i mean
#403 - turning 20 isn't aweful because you're not turning 40  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2015 on 9 mods you'll WANT to marry +2
User avatar #409 - enjoigiggity (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm halfway there though
User avatar #429 - goodguygary (01/31/2015) [-]
yeah, but not for over 438000 hours. you're too fucking young to feel old bruh
User avatar #430 - goodguygary (01/31/2015) [-]
you won't be turning 40 for over 438000 hours i mean
#121 - he doesn't need a pokeflute to move snorlax, ************ … 01/31/2015 on Latias~ +1
#120 - i'm pretty ******* cringe resistant, but this got me. …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Latias~ +11
#148 - johrny (02/01/2015) [-]
Like i give to cents!
>Yfw
#150 - goodguygary (02/01/2015) [-]
no, this is mfw
#151 - johrny (02/01/2015) [-]
Im not enough newfag anymore about people hating all of my fetishes. I fucking could listen them for ya or give ya a drop box.
But at least i can promise there will be no scat or guro, but fucktons of interspecies goodness don't deny that you are curious
#152 - goodguygary (02/01/2015) [-]
dropbox that shit then, so i might better judge you for who you are
#153 - johrny (02/01/2015) [-]
Uhhhh, i try to send you around 2100 pics but its says not more then 3000 what am i doing wrong.....
User avatar #155 - goodguygary (02/01/2015) [-]
you should try mediafire or some other shit if dropbox doesn't work for you
#154 - goodguygary (02/01/2015) [-]
i have no idea what it is you're doing wrong.
#57 - man, that russian spam looks like it's hard to chew 01/31/2015 on Well it is +7
#58 - ur navy seals pasta won't stop my spaghetti overflow 01/30/2015 on Zodiac signs as Cr1tikal... +1
#56 - i know it bruh, i was talking about scorpios too 01/30/2015 on Zodiac signs as Cr1tikal... +1
#50 - i... i suppose so  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Zodiac signs as Cr1tikal... +1
#53 - yiffcario (01/30/2015) [-]
I'm referring to Scorpios.

Says you as a Capricorn have a strong libido.
And that Maturity suits you better than youth.
User avatar #56 - goodguygary (01/30/2015) [-]
i know it bruh, i was talking about scorpios too
#46 - capricorn, u fgt. fite me irl not online see what happens  [+] (5 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Zodiac signs as Cr1tikal... +1
User avatar #51 - IloveWAFFLES (01/30/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #52 - corps (01/30/2015) [-]
So overused, man... You have no idea.
User avatar #55 - yiffcario (01/30/2015) [-]
I feel so bad for you.
User avatar #54 - IloveWAFFLES (01/30/2015) [-]
I had to.
He gave me a perfect time.
User avatar #58 - goodguygary (01/30/2015) [-]
ur navy seals pasta won't stop my spaghetti overflow
#41 - Pleb tier at best  [+] (7 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Zodiac signs as Cr1tikal... 0
User avatar #43 - IloveWAFFLES (01/30/2015) [-]
what pleb sign are you im gonna take a guess and say cancer because thats what your giving me.
User avatar #46 - goodguygary (01/30/2015) [-]
capricorn, u fgt. fite me irl not online see what happens
User avatar #51 - IloveWAFFLES (01/30/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #52 - corps (01/30/2015) [-]
So overused, man... You have no idea.
User avatar #55 - yiffcario (01/30/2015) [-]
I feel so bad for you.
User avatar #54 - IloveWAFFLES (01/30/2015) [-]
I had to.
He gave me a perfect time.
User avatar #58 - goodguygary (01/30/2015) [-]
ur navy seals pasta won't stop my spaghetti overflow
#39 - scorpio is pleb tier at best bruh, you just gotta learn to dea…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Zodiac signs as Cr1tikal... +1
#45 - yiffcario (01/30/2015) [-]
We're the kinkiest Zodiac.
#50 - goodguygary (01/30/2015) [-]
i... i suppose so
#53 - yiffcario (01/30/2015) [-]
I'm referring to Scorpios.

Says you as a Capricorn have a strong libido.
And that Maturity suits you better than youth.
User avatar #56 - goodguygary (01/30/2015) [-]
i know it bruh, i was talking about scorpios too
User avatar #40 - IloveWAFFLES (01/30/2015) [-]
nah we ain't pleb
User avatar #41 - goodguygary (01/30/2015) [-]
Pleb tier at best
User avatar #43 - IloveWAFFLES (01/30/2015) [-]
what pleb sign are you im gonna take a guess and say cancer because thats what your giving me.
User avatar #46 - goodguygary (01/30/2015) [-]
capricorn, u fgt. fite me irl not online see what happens
User avatar #51 - IloveWAFFLES (01/30/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #52 - corps (01/30/2015) [-]
So overused, man... You have no idea.
User avatar #55 - yiffcario (01/30/2015) [-]
I feel so bad for you.
User avatar #54 - IloveWAFFLES (01/30/2015) [-]
I had to.
He gave me a perfect time.
User avatar #58 - goodguygary (01/30/2015) [-]
ur navy seals pasta won't stop my spaghetti overflow

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