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#70 - >> #61 , you guys fall for this every single time and it…  [+] (1 reply) 05/05/2016 on Roman memes +8
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#71 - goodguygary (05/05/2016) [-]
wait, shit. i might've fallen for the double meme trap and i too am thrown for a loop.
#33 - tito, the word you're looking for is riddance, riddens isn't a…  [+] (1 reply) 05/05/2016 on Shit that makes my dick... 0
#35 - totallytito (05/05/2016) [-]
Thank you, you made me a little smarter today.
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#27 - >riddens tito get outta here with that  [+] (18 replies) 05/05/2016 on Shit that makes my dick... 0
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#29 - totallytito (05/05/2016) [-]
I don't like that guy
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#33 - goodguygary (05/05/2016) [-]
tito, the word you're looking for is riddance, riddens isn't a word, and ridden means covered with brotato
#35 - totallytito (05/05/2016) [-]
Thank you, you made me a little smarter today.
Here's a GIFt
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#32 - chuchiereaper (05/05/2016) [-]
May I ask why my friend?
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#34 - totallytito (05/05/2016) [-]
At first I disliked him for being a faggy trap, but then I read into his personal life and how he treats his parents. The dude was unemployed, his parents paid for all his junk, and he was just a bratty kid in general.
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#36 - chuchiereaper (05/05/2016) [-]
Jesus fuck, I didn't know that. For fuck sakes, people treat him like a martyr but for fuck sakes he sounds like a fucking shit person. I may not like trans/trap faggots, but for fuck sakes I at least judge people on how they behave, but this is too much. Doesn't make me feel bad that he an hero now.
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#37 - totallytito (05/05/2016) [-]
He's basically a male version of the "XD rawr x3333" girl with daddy issues.
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#39 - chuchiereaper (05/05/2016) [-]
Now I miss my ex. But not for that guy. More of the XD rawr x33333 girl reasons. I really fucked up in ways I shouldn't. You know why kids are like that these days? Parents ain't beating their kids enough.
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#49 - zipov (05/05/2016) [-]
Those are sage words.
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#41 - totallytito (05/05/2016) [-]
Man, to this day I wonder if my first ex is doing alright...
I only left her to hang with my bros more, there was nothing wrong with her.
It's not that I miss her, but to make peace with my past.
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#43 - chuchiereaper (05/05/2016) [-]
I just wish I didn't fuck it up so badly
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#44 - totallytito (05/05/2016) [-]
Well, I'll make up a phrase for you..

As the ancient hawaiians used to say;
"The only way to mend the past, is to mend the future."
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#45 - chuchiereaper (05/05/2016) [-]
I will shoot you in the kidney and bladder and leave you to bleed out while slav squatting and getting shit hammered while staring out you with a bottle of vodka. But yea, it's true, only way to fix the past is to move forward.
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#46 - totallytito (05/05/2016) [-]
Well, not what I meant.
I mean like... avoiding repeating that mistake in the future, you know?

Ow my kidney
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#47 - chuchiereaper (05/05/2016) [-]
Yeah I get you, damn, I am going to kick my kids ass if he/she pulls out something of that faggotry
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#48 - totallytito (05/05/2016) [-]
what? no I mean about your ex lol.
Im sure you'll do fine with your kid, man.
Just gotta make time for'em you know
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#40 - totallytito (05/05/2016) [-]
When you get a kid someday, remember to give'em some attention so they don't seek it from strangers in adulthood.
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#42 - chuchiereaper (05/05/2016) [-]
Attention and ass whooping, what my parents didn't give me enough I'll make sure they have it enough.
#110 - sauce us boss  [+] (1 reply) 05/05/2016 on Dank Anime Weebms Part 81 0
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#139 - syrenthra (05/05/2016) [-]
>>#111, see there