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goodguygary

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: almost everything except xbox
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Washington
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#222 - why on god's green earth did you go in dry?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Actually Being A Girl Problems 0
User avatar #224 - heartlessrobot (03/26/2015) [-]
Well, a user on here bought it for me, and he had a $10 limit.
So I got the dildo, but not the lube.
Now I use my normal masturbation lotion for anal lube.
#219 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Actually Being A Girl Problems 0
#221 - heartlessrobot (03/26/2015) [-]
I regretted my action.
Immensely.
User avatar #222 - goodguygary (03/26/2015) [-]
why on god's green earth did you go in dry?
User avatar #224 - heartlessrobot (03/26/2015) [-]
Well, a user on here bought it for me, and he had a $10 limit.
So I got the dildo, but not the lube.
Now I use my normal masturbation lotion for anal lube.
#216 - there is no such thing as "too big" in the united st…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Actually Being A Girl Problems 0
User avatar #217 - heartlessrobot (03/26/2015) [-]
That's what I thought.
Until I managed to fit a 2 inch wide dildo, no lube, no fingering beforehand.
#219 - goodguygary (03/26/2015) [-]
#221 - heartlessrobot (03/26/2015) [-]
I regretted my action.
Immensely.
User avatar #222 - goodguygary (03/26/2015) [-]
why on god's green earth did you go in dry?
User avatar #224 - heartlessrobot (03/26/2015) [-]
Well, a user on here bought it for me, and he had a $10 limit.
So I got the dildo, but not the lube.
Now I use my normal masturbation lotion for anal lube.
#185 - "The Cartoon Network spokesperson said that the show, whi… 03/25/2015 on Bet you wish you wore a... 0
#84 - well it's obvious the NSA knows what's best for you, so they l… 03/24/2015 on Cop helps woman finish race 0
#82 - they do fill out the forms, why else would cops be able to tou…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Cop helps woman finish race 0
#83 - rossmendez (03/24/2015) [-]
Because the NSA said so.
User avatar #84 - goodguygary (03/24/2015) [-]
well it's obvious the NSA knows what's best for you, so they let the cops touch you for safety reasons
#80 - that's the worst part, you give them your written consent befo…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Cop helps woman finish race 0
#81 - rossmendez (03/24/2015) [-]
People should fill out consent forms before they die so cops can't touch their bodies
User avatar #82 - goodguygary (03/24/2015) [-]
they do fill out the forms, why else would cops be able to touch you after you have died?
#83 - rossmendez (03/24/2015) [-]
Because the NSA said so.
User avatar #84 - goodguygary (03/24/2015) [-]
well it's obvious the NSA knows what's best for you, so they let the cops touch you for safety reasons
#78 - there is, but if you died a very bad death it's just cops touc…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Cop helps woman finish race 0
#79 - rossmendez (03/24/2015) [-]
They need my written consent for that
User avatar #80 - goodguygary (03/24/2015) [-]
that's the worst part, you give them your written consent before you live
#81 - rossmendez (03/24/2015) [-]
People should fill out consent forms before they die so cops can't touch their bodies
User avatar #82 - goodguygary (03/24/2015) [-]
they do fill out the forms, why else would cops be able to touch you after you have died?
#83 - rossmendez (03/24/2015) [-]
Because the NSA said so.
User avatar #84 - goodguygary (03/24/2015) [-]
well it's obvious the NSA knows what's best for you, so they let the cops touch you for safety reasons
#65 - that was pretty weak dude, i mean come on, a ********** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Oh dear, not again shaquila! 0
#66 - TwiztidNinja (03/24/2015) [-]
Im tired id rather post gifs.
#31 - i think that'll be a good idea, you get your thumbs, we get ou… 03/23/2015 on 4chan Comp #13 0

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