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goodguygary

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Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:Washington
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#33 - i can see this giving no apparent advantage against republic f…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Oak was too lazy to do his... +2
#40 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
They're all wankers. If we make everything impossible to masturbate to, they'll eventually start killing each other for fap material. It's a genius plan, thought up by cisbattledroid himself.
#51 - how much of a presence in your country do the tranny *****…  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Im done with this world 0
#53 - cigma (13 hours ago) [-]
I guess a bit. There used to be a tranny/male prostitution hotspot, a bridge that crossed a highway called "QuiƱones".
There was this fucking guy in my highschool class who told us that he just standed there for the fuck of it, and minutes later a "pituca" (wealthy woman) stopped his car next to him and asked for his price. He didn't know what to say so he just blurted: "500 soles?" (160 USD aprox.)
She smiled and said: "So you are chippy one?"
#18 - why do you have so many of these types of images?  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on Oak was too lazy to do his... +3
#32 - cisbattledroid (11 hours ago) [-]
Because it is valuable Separatist intelligence.
#33 - goodguygary (10 hours ago) [-]
i can see this giving no apparent advantage against republic forces, droid.
#40 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
They're all wankers. If we make everything impossible to masturbate to, they'll eventually start killing each other for fap material. It's a genius plan, thought up by cisbattledroid himself.
#46 - >dating a feminine ******* >still thinking yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 14 hours ago on Im done with this world +1
#49 - cigma (14 hours ago) [-]
we have a term for that here in my country, we call them "mostaceros". They are straight dudes who have the fetish of fucking femenine trannys. Thought I don't know how straight they are, most cases I know of where men with families or girlfriends.
User avatar #51 - goodguygary (14 hours ago) [-]
how much of a presence in your country do the tranny fuckers have to have a word made for them?
#53 - cigma (13 hours ago) [-]
I guess a bit. There used to be a tranny/male prostitution hotspot, a bridge that crossed a highway called "QuiƱones".
There was this fucking guy in my highschool class who told us that he just standed there for the fuck of it, and minutes later a "pituca" (wealthy woman) stopped his car next to him and asked for his price. He didn't know what to say so he just blurted: "500 soles?" (160 USD aprox.)
She smiled and said: "So you are chippy one?"
#63 - pls anon no bully 17 hours ago on seems legit +12
#50 - he was playing the smart game, get the kids and him the same o…  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on seems legit +11
#62 - anonymous (17 hours ago) [-]
Oh really? that explains everything in this extremely well hidden detail!
User avatar #63 - goodguygary (17 hours ago) [-]
pls anon no bully
#40 - i don't know man, activating almonds before you eat them is to… 20 hours ago on California 0
#12 - well, **** i suppose they are whales then. i read up on…  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Kek +1
User avatar #13 - kameken (13 hours ago) [-]
People say the "related to whales" thing to sound smart.

It's like correcting someone who calls a tortoise a turtle, it's just being more specific and acting like it's wrong so they can look cool.

I'm sure I'll get shit for that, too.
#8 - dolphins are most certainly not a kind of whale bruh.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Kek +1
User avatar #10 - kameken (04/18/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothed_whale

Just like sharks aren't fish.
#12 - goodguygary (21 hours ago) [-]
well, shit i suppose they are whales then. i read up on all this and kinda was surprised about all of it. like they never tell you this stuff in nature documentaries. all they say is "cloesly related to whales." thank you internet stranger, for you have taught me something today
User avatar #13 - kameken (13 hours ago) [-]
People say the "related to whales" thing to sound smart.

It's like correcting someone who calls a tortoise a turtle, it's just being more specific and acting like it's wrong so they can look cool.

I'm sure I'll get shit for that, too.
#95 - TFW mavis did the do, and the kid is proof that it's canon 04/18/2015 on Easy +3

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