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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
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#15 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on DnD Shenanigans 0
#16 - stegovii Comment deleted by goochtvi
#168 - bloodfire. I can deal with this 12/12/2013 on Paul Walker was Moon Moon +1
#1 - although i appreciate the artistic talent gone into making the…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/07/2013 on If Pokemon were real +85
#78 - thrakerzad (12/08/2013) [-]
have this then
#75 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
Only humanoid dragons, which doesn't follow pretty much any mythology, have "normal" sized limbs.
#25 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
That's the point.
User avatar #22 - ltbuttstrong (12/08/2013) [-]
Reality is ugly
User avatar #80 - admiralen (12/08/2013) [-]
tell that to all the beautiful ladies out there
User avatar #6 - spartderkakus (12/08/2013) [-]
Charizard has baby limbs and a six-pack.
User avatar #3 - blayneket (12/08/2013) [-]
Just saying, more animals are.
#2 - mrgreatnamess (12/07/2013) [-]
#177 - Eyes appear on screen for 2 seconds Shows more emotio… 11/25/2013 on 10 -4
#506 - How interesting. HOLY MOTHER ******… 11/16/2013 on Fallout 4 announced +3
#181 - This is the closest i come to nuts. Bring it OOONN 11/16/2013 on I'm okay with this +3
#116 - It's not the fact that people own guns that bothers me (so lon…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Liberal Tears 0
#120 - anonymous (11/14/2013) [-]
Some people really are in that kind of shit. If anything more blacks need to own guns since they're the primary victim of inner city violence.

I'm obviously not talking about fucknuts in six-figure-salary suburbs riding about in SUVs.
User avatar #119 - theimmortalbeaver (11/14/2013) [-]
Until you can fix basic human nature, nobody is going to feel safe, because they won't be. You can have the best police force in the world, but humans will always find a way to kill other humans, whether it be with a stick or with a gun. People feeling like they need guns to protect themselves isn't paranoia. It's recognizing the basics of humanity.
#122 - anonymous (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, but there's no guarantee that a gun will even save you. If someone really wants you dead, they'll find a way to kill you, period.

Don't get me wrong, I douldn't care less if someone wants to carry, that's their business. But part of acknowledging that the world is dangerous is accepting that at any point in time, you could be murdered in cold blood and there is little you can do to stop it.
#126 - anonymous (11/14/2013) [-]
Perhaps, but the presence of a gun will dissuade many would-be criminals. Another aspect of human nature is that people value their own lives. I wouldn't say they are cowards but only the truly demented or wreckless will continue to try to kill you when the chance that they will be killed or maimed is greatly increased.
#52 - You have no idea how hard it was to click that link …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on Gorillaz +6
User avatar #68 - darthsalias (11/14/2013) [-]
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#193 - Yes. No doubt, the majority of our meat sucks massive balls. B…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on The Wonders Of America 0
User avatar #218 - andriod (10/29/2013) [-]
I fear we may have a similar story when it comes to bacon as your butchers dp with other meat. That fake shit you find in stores isn't bacon. I'll make you a deal, Whenever I get back over there, I'll bring you a pound of thick cut applewood maple bacon in exchange for the name of a good butcher. LoL
#6 - u havn a fukin gigle m8? 10/23/2013 on Phenomenological is a funny... +29
#10 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2013 on I think I just... +236
#38 - penguinthegreat (10/23/2013) [-]
kazahstan number one exploiter of potassium!
#59 - wheredahoodat (10/23/2013) [-]
Isn't it "exporter"?
#64 - penguinthegreat (10/23/2013) [-]
all other countries inferior potassium
User avatar #36 - snoe (10/23/2013) [-]
K intensifies
#26 - fukkenchaos (10/23/2013) [-]
#308 - what is this ******* ? 09/10/2013 on Waffle falling over. +2
#12 - Yeah, on the one day a year that it's actually sunny in Britai…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Poorly designed building +81
#90 - tmgrskat (09/09/2013) [-]
#7 - To all the people in the previous post ranting about how Europ…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Eat fresh -31
User avatar #13 - europe (09/09/2013) [-]
What?
#10 - sunnyday (09/09/2013) [-]
Sounds like you're talking out of your ass there.

I don't see any sign of this being in Europe.
#17 - coolcalx (09/09/2013) [-]
well he calls him "mate"
so most likely he's from Britain or Australia/New Zealand
#16 - leal (09/09/2013) [-]
Why the fuark are you everywhere?
#11 - europe (09/09/2013) [-]
Hey, sunny
#12 - sunnyday (09/09/2013) [-]
Hey.
#9 - alzawrath (09/09/2013) [-]
How do you know this happened in Europe?
#156 - **** ... 09/04/2013 on Oh 4chins. +1
#65 - >he hands over the pony >i look at the back of it to… 09/01/2013 on epic thread +30
#5 - Don't thumb Leave comment hue 08/27/2013 on Shameless -3
#1 - catnip. not even once. 08/27/2013 on and now my cat seems... 0
#140 - Picture 08/12/2013 on Halo Trivia Comp 2 -1
#210 - hue 07/24/2013 on The D is silent 0
#103 - ****** , this is a copypasta. A very old copypasta… 07/24/2013 on The inbetweeners. 0
#54 - Picture 07/04/2013 on Half life 3 -1
#44 - Picture 06/29/2013 on Yuuuuuuuuup! +3
#209 - he been wanting to meet Peter for yearns. Last week my par… 06/15/2013 on Peter Feels 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2013 on fox +7
User avatar #12 - rapsuskiller (06/08/2013) [-]
Made me laugh more than the content

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User avatar #2 - faliceer (12/21/2011) [-]
I gave you your highest comment ever. 711 thumbs.
User avatar #3 to #2 - goochtvi (12/22/2011) [-]
so you did... i'll give you dedz in my next post.
User avatar #1 - toastboaster (09/01/2011) [-]
oh ollie it's SOOOO small
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