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Date Signed Up:8/31/2011
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#116 - >leans in close >whispers "i need about tree fi… 04/22/2012 on Hula-hoop 0
#706 - Picture 04/21/2012 on One of my favourtite gifs +10
#49 - that mini heart attack when a dwarf has cardiac arrest 04/19/2012 on I ALMOST DIED +1
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#116 - is it just me? or has Dr Who gotten steadily worse since Matt … 04/17/2012 on Dr Who Timeline (looong) -6
#106 - **goochtvi rolls 78** gay bar 04/17/2012 on Dead Friend 0
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#101 - *fixed  [+] (18 new replies) 03/13/2012 on Never Forget +5
User avatar #117 - ddeth (03/13/2012) [-]
I started with bulbasaur, I am the 1%
also he becomes venusaur at lvl 32 instead of 36, so there's that.
User avatar #129 - jokeface (03/13/2012) [-]
plus he's the only unevolved starter with a secondary type: grass and poison
User avatar #139 - ddeth (03/13/2012) [-]
yea but poison makes him weak to psychic too ;[
he's a challenge to use in the later gyms, but it also helps to have a Flarion and a gyarados for back up. [they both learn bite which is good if you play fire-red or leaf green]
User avatar #144 - jokeface (03/13/2012) [-]
i bought leafgreen because i knew everyone would be getting firered. chose bulbasaur because with first-gen games i always pick the mascot of the version im playing, and also because i love bulbasaur. i mean, charmander is the best choice if all you care about is battling, but bulbasaur is the one id want to have in real life. all charmander can do is keep you warm, or destroy stuff. and squirtle is pretty boring. but bulbasaur can help you carry heavy stuff with his vines, or use sleep powder to help your insomnia, or use sunny day to make the weather nicer, and probly a whole lot more. he's the most versatile starter ever
User avatar #155 - ddeth (03/13/2012) [-]
I LOVE the way you think.
and I agree, charmander really only has the heating aspect going for him and makes a great fireflying type for your team. [although multres can do the same thing and is ledgendary.] I still prefer the big leafy toad to the rest. friends argue: "this is a fucking dragon!" or "It's got fucking connons on its back" or "and yours has a flower, hahaha" '>.>
User avatar #176 - jokeface (03/13/2012) [-]
yea the flower kinda takes away from the overall appearance, but again, for me its function over form
User avatar #182 - ddeth (03/13/2012) [-]
well I guess you could fly around with Charizard, that might be cool.
though any flying type can do that too, could jsut get a Pigiot.
User avatar #204 - jokeface (03/13/2012) [-]
well when you need to fly, i say go with Lugia. it can Fly, Surf, Dive, use Strength, and climb waterfalls. point is, if you need to get from A to B, Lugia will get you there. plus its psychic, so it can use telekinesis and could even fuckin teleport you
User avatar #211 - ddeth (03/13/2012) [-]
This is true, but I sometimes like to pretend that nothing ever came out after red and blue.
User avatar #223 - jokeface (03/13/2012) [-]
fair enough. Gyarados. water and flying. that way when everyone gets jealous of your awesome Bulbasaur and tries to burn it, you have a defense. it doesnt fly in the game but it does in the anime, which is close enough. and like Lugia, it can Surf, Dive, use Strength, and climb waterfalls
User avatar #232 - ddeth (03/13/2012) [-]
Is it bad my current team already includes him, and my fire type, Flarion.
User avatar #272 - jokeface (03/13/2012) [-]
Gyarados is never a bad choice provided you train it right. some people just train their Magikarp until it evolves at level 20, and then wonder why its not this epic killing machine. fact is, Gyarados requires a much higher level to show its true power. plus some good moves, like twister, dragon rage, bite, and surf

i know very little about Flarion tho. to me it always looked too fluffy for me to take seriously. i know this will sound hypocritical considering what i said about function over form, but whenever i evolved my Eevee i always with Jolteon cuz it looked cool. but in my defense, i never used Eevee or its evolved forms for battle. i just wanted them for my collection. but i guess Flarion can be good. the thing about Pokemon who evolve with an evolution stone is you wanna train them as much as you can before you evolve them, because that will make their evolved forms much more powerful. like, when i got my Nidorino, i didn't evolve him until level 60, and when i did he became a fucking beast. the same principle applies with Eevee. what level did you evolve it at? and what level is it at now?
User avatar #280 - ddeth (03/13/2012) [-]
the only reason so one wouldn't evolve a pokemon is so that It learns some moves that would then be locked out once it evolved, in the case of pikachu it learns thunderbolt if you don't evolve it tell later. In the case of nidorino it learns mega horn, and in eevee's case it learns bite, however flarion also learns bite, so there was no point in waiting. As far as stats go, they are static from the point the pokemon is generated, and then they are effected by EV's or effort values, fighting fast pokemon make you pokemon faster and so on. but other than learning moves that lock on evolution there is no point in holding off.
User avatar #312 - jokeface (03/13/2012) [-]
Nidorino doesn't learn Megahorn. Nidoking does, if you evolve Nidorino before it hits level 58
User avatar #324 - ddeth (03/13/2012) [-]
Horn Drill
I think thats it.
User avatar #319 - ddeth (03/13/2012) [-]
mega horn or drill horn I don't remember.

User avatar #108 - jokeface (03/13/2012) [-]
hey screw you man i love bulbasaur
User avatar #120 - ddeth (03/13/2012) [-]
me two brother!
#1306 - **goochtvi rolls 707** 03/13/2012 on I Am Hugh 0
#86 - Picture 03/05/2012 on The face! +6
#68 - watch 1408 WTF IS EVERYTHING? 03/05/2012 on Super Effect Movies +3
#65 - and then YOUR comment number was dubs!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2012 on Super Effect Movies +1
#76 - thehandofgod (03/05/2012) [-]
Well fuck
#211 - **goochtvi rolls 28** buttcreammcmuffin 03/05/2012 on Who didn't do this? 0
#4 - surprisingly enough, this has so far been the extent of the 'u…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2012 on well fuck -2
#5 - incered (02/10/2012) [-]
just out of interest, did you get cold feet when you went for the full rape? but you know, you did a toe-rific job losing all your friends, it was quite a feet. it must really SUCK to be you.
the objective here isnt to make you think there is no where safe, i just want to make sure everyone in your life knows what you did ;) close guess, yet soo far.
#571 - one time i just took a piece candy from the pick n mix. didn't… 02/05/2012 on So, heard you like bad boys.. +1
#2 - if this is going to be a regular thing, you're going to have t…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2012 on well fuck -3
#3 - incered (02/06/2012) [-]
so is this you admitting it happened or are you playing it off as if this is just a friendly joke? believe it or not, creativity isn't a factor here as everyone is united to abuse you and regardless of whoever comes up with the wittier pun, you will still be the loser as you are the rapist with a toe fetish.
p.s. i thought the "toetally" pun was pretty good
User avatar #4 - goochtvi (02/09/2012) [-]
surprisingly enough, this has so far been the extent of the 'united abuse' you're talking about. little comments on my fj account designed to chip away at me, making me think there's nowhere safe. It's not working, although i admire your enthusiasm.
p.s. I'm assuming this is jagger. and yes, 'toetally' was pretty good
#5 - incered (02/10/2012) [-]
just out of interest, did you get cold feet when you went for the full rape? but you know, you did a toe-rific job losing all your friends, it was quite a feet. it must really SUCK to be you.
the objective here isnt to make you think there is no where safe, i just want to make sure everyone in your life knows what you did ;) close guess, yet soo far.
#3 - evertim 01/31/2012 on to the balls +1
#28 - listen for 5 seconds open in a new tab continue browsing 01/21/2012 on What an Eargasm +10

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User avatar #2 - faliceer (12/21/2011) [-]
I gave you your highest comment ever. 711 thumbs.
User avatar #3 to #2 - goochtvi (12/22/2011) [-]
so you did... i'll give you dedz in my next post.
User avatar #1 - toastboaster (09/01/2011) [-]
oh ollie it's SOOOO small
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