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#336 - the only person with water bending.. seems i am an original. 06/16/2012 on Summer Time 0
#695 - Its fine. I find it to be a challenge. Plus, personally, as a …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2011 on love cycle +1
User avatar #696 - ernna (12/18/2011) [-]
You're a pretty cool dude. I wish there were more guys like you in this world, it would be a much better place. You could save lives. I'll never know why guys like you always end up getting friendzoned, while the douchebags who are about as deep as a kiddie pool end up getting all the girls. Women logic.
#693 - Ah.. well thats good.. Most girls i know go for the dou…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2011 on love cycle +1
User avatar #694 - ernna (12/18/2011) [-]
Oh wow... you don't need people like that in your life anyway. That would piss me the hell off. Sorry, brah.
User avatar #695 - goobercow (12/18/2011) [-]
Its fine. I find it to be a challenge. Plus, personally, as a male, i find it also to be my duty to help girls out. Since most of them are suicidal maniacs, as you know, i try helping them from wasting their life. Hell they could become super rich, and because i saved their lives, i could get a huge bonus. Thats my side mission. haha. My priority is to keep as many people as happy as possible throughout their teen years. *Being a teen myself makes it quite hard for them to understand what im trying to do to help them since most dont trust guys, namely teenagers.*

However i dont see girls as "test subjects" i see them as people who should live and see through what its like through adulthood before ever considering what it will be like to suicide.

Be it through being their boyfriend or their best friend, i dont personally care.
However i do care when they cheat.. That's a different story
User avatar #696 - ernna (12/18/2011) [-]
You're a pretty cool dude. I wish there were more guys like you in this world, it would be a much better place. You could save lives. I'll never know why guys like you always end up getting friendzoned, while the douchebags who are about as deep as a kiddie pool end up getting all the girls. Women logic.
#691 - I can stand dating girls because i dont want something poking …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2011 on love cycle +1
User avatar #692 - ernna (12/17/2011) [-]
We're pretty much opposite here. XD I have a lot more male friends because all girls do is start drama and I just think I get along better with guys. But yeah some guys can be assholes, but not all. I guess I'm different from most other girls though, because I always fall for and hang out with the nerds instead of the annoying douchebags
User avatar #693 - goobercow (12/17/2011) [-]
Ah.. well thats good..

Most girls i know go for the douchebags..

For instance.. this summer
>I meet this girl online
>She's funny, cute, and nice
>We date for about two months
>During the course of the two months we encounter this Richard Simmonsgot
>He screws with our heads
>All of our arguments are over him
>she defends him
>we fight
>she dumps me
>dates him
>i go offline for a month
>i come back
>She tells me she missed me and loves me
>She still dates him
Recently
>She finally breaks up with him
>tells me she hates his guts
>never wants to talk to him again
>Now says she doesnt know what love is
>I simply leave.
User avatar #694 - ernna (12/18/2011) [-]
Oh wow... you don't need people like that in your life anyway. That would piss me the hell off. Sorry, brah.
User avatar #695 - goobercow (12/18/2011) [-]
Its fine. I find it to be a challenge. Plus, personally, as a male, i find it also to be my duty to help girls out. Since most of them are suicidal maniacs, as you know, i try helping them from wasting their life. Hell they could become super rich, and because i saved their lives, i could get a huge bonus. Thats my side mission. haha. My priority is to keep as many people as happy as possible throughout their teen years. *Being a teen myself makes it quite hard for them to understand what im trying to do to help them since most dont trust guys, namely teenagers.*

However i dont see girls as "test subjects" i see them as people who should live and see through what its like through adulthood before ever considering what it will be like to suicide.

Be it through being their boyfriend or their best friend, i dont personally care.
However i do care when they cheat.. That's a different story
User avatar #696 - ernna (12/18/2011) [-]
You're a pretty cool dude. I wish there were more guys like you in this world, it would be a much better place. You could save lives. I'll never know why guys like you always end up getting friendzoned, while the douchebags who are about as deep as a kiddie pool end up getting all the girls. Women logic.
#502 - you up! Never gonna let 12/17/2011 on love cycle +1
#501 - Happy belated birthday then :O And yeah she tot…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/17/2011 on love cycle +1
User avatar #688 - ernna (12/17/2011) [-]
To be honestly, I have no clue how guys (and lesbians) can stand dating girls. Most of us are super clingy and annoying and bitchy. If I were a guy, I'd probably end up gay
User avatar #691 - goobercow (12/17/2011) [-]
I can stand dating girls because i dont want something poking around in my ass.

Also, i find girls interesting. And personally, clingyness isnt an issue. Im clingy, and it worked out quite well. Until she broke up with me of course.
But thats not all.. Guys can be dicks. Literally. They are such assholes. I have fewer male friends than i have female friends because i dont trust guys being my friends.
User avatar #692 - ernna (12/17/2011) [-]
We're pretty much opposite here. XD I have a lot more male friends because all girls do is start drama and I just think I get along better with guys. But yeah some guys can be assholes, but not all. I guess I'm different from most other girls though, because I always fall for and hang out with the nerds instead of the annoying douchebags
User avatar #693 - goobercow (12/17/2011) [-]
Ah.. well thats good..

Most girls i know go for the douchebags..

For instance.. this summer
>I meet this girl online
>She's funny, cute, and nice
>We date for about two months
>During the course of the two months we encounter this Richard Simmonsgot
>He screws with our heads
>All of our arguments are over him
>she defends him
>we fight
>she dumps me
>dates him
>i go offline for a month
>i come back
>She tells me she missed me and loves me
>She still dates him
Recently
>She finally breaks up with him
>tells me she hates his guts
>never wants to talk to him again
>Now says she doesnt know what love is
>I simply leave.
User avatar #694 - ernna (12/18/2011) [-]
Oh wow... you don't need people like that in your life anyway. That would piss me the hell off. Sorry, brah.
User avatar #695 - goobercow (12/18/2011) [-]
Its fine. I find it to be a challenge. Plus, personally, as a male, i find it also to be my duty to help girls out. Since most of them are suicidal maniacs, as you know, i try helping them from wasting their life. Hell they could become super rich, and because i saved their lives, i could get a huge bonus. Thats my side mission. haha. My priority is to keep as many people as happy as possible throughout their teen years. *Being a teen myself makes it quite hard for them to understand what im trying to do to help them since most dont trust guys, namely teenagers.*

However i dont see girls as "test subjects" i see them as people who should live and see through what its like through adulthood before ever considering what it will be like to suicide.

Be it through being their boyfriend or their best friend, i dont personally care.
However i do care when they cheat.. That's a different story
User avatar #696 - ernna (12/18/2011) [-]
You're a pretty cool dude. I wish there were more guys like you in this world, it would be a much better place. You could save lives. I'll never know why guys like you always end up getting friendzoned, while the douchebags who are about as deep as a kiddie pool end up getting all the girls. Women logic.
#165 - Don't know where it goes  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2011 on love cycle +1
#170 - anonymous (12/17/2011) [-]
But it's home to me and I walk alone!
User avatar #236 - gimmebackmygoose (12/17/2011) [-]
never gonna give
User avatar #502 - goobercow (12/17/2011) [-]
you up! Never gonna let
#163 - Events occured during last school year >I meet this girl…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/17/2011 on love cycle +16
User avatar #182 - ernna (12/17/2011) [-]
3rd of July is my birthday <:

But Anyways, she sounds like a total bitch.
#501 - goobercow (12/17/2011) [-]
Happy belated birthday then :O



And yeah she totally was, specially since she said "I cried when we broke up, and i still love you." My thought process? "Then why the /fuck/ did u break up with me?"
User avatar #688 - ernna (12/17/2011) [-]
To be honestly, I have no clue how guys (and lesbians) can stand dating girls. Most of us are super clingy and annoying and bitchy. If I were a guy, I'd probably end up gay
User avatar #691 - goobercow (12/17/2011) [-]
I can stand dating girls because i dont want something poking around in my ass.

Also, i find girls interesting. And personally, clingyness isnt an issue. Im clingy, and it worked out quite well. Until she broke up with me of course.
But thats not all.. Guys can be dicks. Literally. They are such assholes. I have fewer male friends than i have female friends because i dont trust guys being my friends.
User avatar #692 - ernna (12/17/2011) [-]
We're pretty much opposite here. XD I have a lot more male friends because all girls do is start drama and I just think I get along better with guys. But yeah some guys can be assholes, but not all. I guess I'm different from most other girls though, because I always fall for and hang out with the nerds instead of the annoying douchebags
User avatar #693 - goobercow (12/17/2011) [-]
Ah.. well thats good..

Most girls i know go for the douchebags..

For instance.. this summer
>I meet this girl online
>She's funny, cute, and nice
>We date for about two months
>During the course of the two months we encounter this Richard Simmonsgot
>He screws with our heads
>All of our arguments are over him
>she defends him
>we fight
>she dumps me
>dates him
>i go offline for a month
>i come back
>She tells me she missed me and loves me
>She still dates him
Recently
>She finally breaks up with him
>tells me she hates his guts
>never wants to talk to him again
>Now says she doesnt know what love is
>I simply leave.
User avatar #694 - ernna (12/18/2011) [-]
Oh wow... you don't need people like that in your life anyway. That would piss me the hell off. Sorry, brah.
User avatar #695 - goobercow (12/18/2011) [-]
Its fine. I find it to be a challenge. Plus, personally, as a male, i find it also to be my duty to help girls out. Since most of them are suicidal maniacs, as you know, i try helping them from wasting their life. Hell they could become super rich, and because i saved their lives, i could get a huge bonus. Thats my side mission. haha. My priority is to keep as many people as happy as possible throughout their teen years. *Being a teen myself makes it quite hard for them to understand what im trying to do to help them since most dont trust guys, namely teenagers.*

However i dont see girls as "test subjects" i see them as people who should live and see through what its like through adulthood before ever considering what it will be like to suicide.

Be it through being their boyfriend or their best friend, i dont personally care.
However i do care when they cheat.. That's a different story
User avatar #696 - ernna (12/18/2011) [-]
You're a pretty cool dude. I wish there were more guys like you in this world, it would be a much better place. You could save lives. I'll never know why guys like you always end up getting friendzoned, while the douchebags who are about as deep as a kiddie pool end up getting all the girls. Women logic.
#325 - i want to know where this is from.. 12/16/2011 on I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE 0
#324 - Source and sauce please? 12/16/2011 on I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE 0
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