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|#11 - Ah, straw feminists... Where would your arguments be without them? [+] (1 new reply)||10/14/2013 on Girls today||+4|
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Fake. Is Indonesia flag.
|#5 - ******** . Tolkien described Aragorn as a war-wear… [+] (13 new replies)||10/11/2013 on Umm.. YES PLEASE!||+70|
#38 - ljxjlos (10/11/2013) [-]
You have to think about the fact that he´s a numenorean, tho and a high-born at that. Stated in the book to resemble the ancient kings more then generations of men before him. While he definitely is suppossed to be dirty and battleworn, he still was, even by Tolkien, supposed to be rather good-looking, seeing as Tolkien himself described the Numenoreans and even more-so their kinfs as a tall and beautiful race.
I think Viggo Mortensen was the perfect cast. He is dirty and battleworn throughout the movies, he has the unwashed look and the long, filthy hair. And behind that, he is a beautiful man. Exactly like he´s supposed to be. And concerning the comment of gamerase below, yes, he is old, bot not for his race. If you break his age down to human years, he´d be in his early 40ies...
Jackson definitely knew his stuff when he casted the actors. Thus he managed to find a perfect cast that fits Tolkiens descriptions AND the fantasy of all the girls.
#37 - gamerase (10/11/2013) [-]
I don't know man, Eradan died at 117 and his successor died at 111. Then his successor, Belegorn, died at 130. I'm pretty sure 87 years old was past Aragorn's prime.
Even Arathorn (the first) only lived 155 years. Aragorn the first (Aragorn's forefather) lived 100 years.
#40 - pwnmissilereborn (10/11/2013) [-]
Aragorn II died at 210.
Both Arathorn I and Aragorn I died of wolf attacks, not natural causes.
Arathorn II, Aragorn's father died quite early, but he was slain by orcs.
Arador, Aragorn's grandfather was killed by a troll at Arador's End.
What Eradan are you talking about? The one from War in the North or the Steward of Gondor?
#93 - gamerase (10/12/2013) [-]
I admit I don't remember how Arathorn I and Aragorn I died, I was consulting a document with the years of reign and ages of the characters.
As for Eradan, I was referring to the Steward, the one descending from Húrin's house. I wasn't aware there was another one, but I guess it's from the videogame?
#96 - pwnmissilereborn (10/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, there is a Dunedain ranger in LotR: War in the North called Eradan but I don't think he is even canon.
Anyway, Eradan and Belegorn probably lived less because some of the Numenorean descendants, the Men of Gondor being an example, eventually mixed with the middle who had shorter lives.
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|#17 - Because both men and women have to bear the child through preg… [+] (3 new replies)||10/08/2013 on I can not find a fault in...||-5|
#23 - mollike (10/08/2013) [-]
So if a man wants a child but the woman doesn't then the man doesn't get a say if an accidental pregnancy happens and the woman gives birth and then up for adoption?
Or if the man doesn't want a child and woman fucks someone else gets pregnant and then you are forced to pay child support, for what reason?
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#18 - taancel (09/05/2013) [-]
why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war??
because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods
What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
What do you call a smiling black man?
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works
What do black men do after sex?
15 years to life.
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?
White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
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