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gongthehawkeye

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Consoles Owned: Wii, PS3, 3DS (FC:3222-6415-4733)
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PSN: GreatNegus22
Interests: VIGOROUS MASTURBATION
Date Signed Up:4/28/2011
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#602480 - The Deedrill looks like something from DKC And Shiny Hydre…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #602482 - gongthehawkeye (05/28/2014) [-]
Beedril
#602479 - I think shinies should keep the original's color palette but s… 05/28/2014 on Pokemon 0
#602478 - Ursaring, seriously, bright green? Maybe red and black. Ga…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Pokemon 0
#602484 - defeats (05/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #602481 - gongthehawkeye (05/28/2014) [-]
Also, shiny Scizor should be jet black with red areas.
User avatar #602479 - gongthehawkeye (05/28/2014) [-]
I think shinies should keep the original's color palette but swap the colors around. Like how Abomasnow has a white body and green hands, its shiny could have a green body and white hands.
#61 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2014 on How girls take pics 0
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#100 - I thought you guys were full of **** but WOW, Bing real… 05/26/2014 on Bing maps 0
#129 - *insert penis joke here* 05/26/2014 on Fear my power!!! 0
#29 - I love how he just casually strolls off like "Yup, I mean…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Whoops +1
User avatar #41 - thesimonved (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah ...or like " There is nothing to see here"/ Act casual
#28 - Would have been funnier if he hit the pole. 05/26/2014 on Whoops +4
#23 - I left a Hue. 05/26/2014 on Dad Joke. +1
#22 - bystander effect. 05/26/2014 on Dad Joke. +3
#67 - One of the top 10 comments I've read on this site.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Some funny comments on... +1
User avatar #103 - Toshiro (05/27/2014) [-]
Thumb for the link. T'was good.
#49 - My fake smile looks really really REALLY awkward and rapist-y … 05/26/2014 on I am a terrible person +1
#85 - Feels like Platinum has a habit of making really to insanely h… 05/26/2014 on Nintendo in a Nutshell 0
#80 - Also, I'm getting sick of these Dynasty Warriors crossovers … 05/26/2014 on Nintendo in a Nutshell 0
#75 - The only problem I have with Nintendo is that they're releasin…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Nintendo in a Nutshell 0
User avatar #120 - aerius (05/26/2014) [-]
Well, they have put put out a shitload of games because none of the third-parties are supporting them atm, since they'd rather recycle all their previous art assets and release 360-level games in 29fps on PS4 and Xbone...
User avatar #80 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
Also, I'm getting sick of these Dynasty Warriors crossovers
Pirate Warriors was mediocre and repetitive and I only rate it positively because I'm a One Piece fanboy, and the same's gonna happen with Hyrule Warriors. It looks pretty damn awesome, but there's not much you can do to the Dynasty Warriors formula to change the fact that its charm wears off real fast.
#602162 - Yeah, but Ampharos is cuter and can mega evolve. Plus, Mag…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #602164 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
And Magnezone is still better defensively even after Amph has Mega Evolved, and it can be used as transportation as well.
#602159 - But then the whole magnetism thing might cause problems. Like …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #602160 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it's able to control it's magnetism so it can only use it to levitate.
User avatar #602162 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but Ampharos is cuter and can mega evolve.
Plus, Magnezone really creeps me out. Something about that huge red eye.
User avatar #602164 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
And Magnezone is still better defensively even after Amph has Mega Evolved, and it can be used as transportation as well.
#602157 - .......I guess I'll choose Ampharos, then.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #602158 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Nah, go with Magnezone. Just need to stick it's ass by a socket every once in a while.
User avatar #602159 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
But then the whole magnetism thing might cause problems. Like accidentally damaging my computer, or having random bits of metal constantly flying at him.
User avatar #602160 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it's able to control it's magnetism so it can only use it to levitate.
User avatar #602162 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but Ampharos is cuter and can mega evolve.
Plus, Magnezone really creeps me out. Something about that huge red eye.
User avatar #602164 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
And Magnezone is still better defensively even after Amph has Mega Evolved, and it can be used as transportation as well.
#602154 - It can learn Psychic, couldn't it use that to move them. B…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #602156 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Also, it's psychic abilities are much lower compared to Pokemon like Alakazam who have a similarly-sized brain
User avatar #602155 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
The thing requires a shit ton of energy, it can eat everything you have in the kitchen and still be hungry. It would need to eat something at least the size of Aggron every time it eats because that huge brain requires a lot of energy to constantly work.
User avatar #602157 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
.......I guess I'll choose Ampharos, then.
User avatar #602158 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Nah, go with Magnezone. Just need to stick it's ass by a socket every once in a while.
User avatar #602159 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
But then the whole magnetism thing might cause problems. Like accidentally damaging my computer, or having random bits of metal constantly flying at him.
User avatar #602160 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it's able to control it's magnetism so it can only use it to levitate.
User avatar #602162 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but Ampharos is cuter and can mega evolve.
Plus, Magnezone really creeps me out. Something about that huge red eye.
User avatar #602164 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
And Magnezone is still better defensively even after Amph has Mega Evolved, and it can be used as transportation as well.
#602152 - It's fun to name random Pokemon "BigBlackCock" and t… 05/26/2014 on Pokemon 0
#602151 - They're smarter than a super computer, so it probably knows ho…  [+] (22 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Pokemon 0
#602153 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Super computers are only able to run calculations. And even if it did know how to, it lacks the precision to use them properly with it's huge armleg things.
User avatar #602167 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Well given how it's also a living being that can adapt and learn from battles (if you count the anime) I'm sure you can teach it to cook. Although those arms are a problem.
User avatar #602170 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
And I count the manga way more than the anime.
User avatar #602172 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Never read it, I should one of these days.
User avatar #602173 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, you really have to. Just as good as, and arguably better, than the games are. Even the creator of Pokemon said it's the closest thing to how he envisioned the series.
User avatar #602175 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Even better than Origins? Lel.
User avatar #602177 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Origins was only average. Adventures is the best non-video game part of Pokemon.
User avatar #602178 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm just laughing because Origins was suppose to be "adaption done right" but it's still rejected.
User avatar #602179 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Adventures truly is an adaptation done right.
User avatar #602168 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
It'd still need a hell of a lot of food each time it eats.
User avatar #602171 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it could probably do pit cooking since it's mainly starting a fire and keeping an eye on the meat.
User avatar #602174 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
It would need to eat something the size of Aggron at the least every time it does eat.
Plus, Metagross around a fire. Fucking genius.
User avatar #602176 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Never said it makes sense, just said it could happen.
User avatar #602154 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
It can learn Psychic, couldn't it use that to move them.
Better than leaving it home alone only to come home and find out it ate my neighbor's pets....and my neighbor.
User avatar #602156 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Also, it's psychic abilities are much lower compared to Pokemon like Alakazam who have a similarly-sized brain
User avatar #602155 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
The thing requires a shit ton of energy, it can eat everything you have in the kitchen and still be hungry. It would need to eat something at least the size of Aggron every time it eats because that huge brain requires a lot of energy to constantly work.
User avatar #602157 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
.......I guess I'll choose Ampharos, then.
User avatar #602158 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Nah, go with Magnezone. Just need to stick it's ass by a socket every once in a while.
User avatar #602159 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
But then the whole magnetism thing might cause problems. Like accidentally damaging my computer, or having random bits of metal constantly flying at him.
User avatar #602160 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it's able to control it's magnetism so it can only use it to levitate.
User avatar #602162 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but Ampharos is cuter and can mega evolve.
Plus, Magnezone really creeps me out. Something about that huge red eye.
User avatar #602164 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
And Magnezone is still better defensively even after Amph has Mega Evolved, and it can be used as transportation as well.
#602148 - Metagross. They probably don't even eat, and if they do, i…  [+] (25 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #602150 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
"When hunting, this Pokémon pins the prey to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach."

If it didn't need to eat, then it has no need to hunt.
User avatar #602149 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Except the Pokedex in-game has confirmed that it needs to eat.
User avatar #602151 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
They're smarter than a super computer, so it probably knows how to work kitchen appliances. If not, I'll teach it.
#602153 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Super computers are only able to run calculations. And even if it did know how to, it lacks the precision to use them properly with it's huge armleg things.
User avatar #602167 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Well given how it's also a living being that can adapt and learn from battles (if you count the anime) I'm sure you can teach it to cook. Although those arms are a problem.
User avatar #602170 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
And I count the manga way more than the anime.
User avatar #602172 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Never read it, I should one of these days.
User avatar #602173 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, you really have to. Just as good as, and arguably better, than the games are. Even the creator of Pokemon said it's the closest thing to how he envisioned the series.
User avatar #602175 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Even better than Origins? Lel.
User avatar #602177 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Origins was only average. Adventures is the best non-video game part of Pokemon.
User avatar #602178 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm just laughing because Origins was suppose to be "adaption done right" but it's still rejected.
User avatar #602179 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Adventures truly is an adaptation done right.
User avatar #602168 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
It'd still need a hell of a lot of food each time it eats.
User avatar #602171 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it could probably do pit cooking since it's mainly starting a fire and keeping an eye on the meat.
User avatar #602174 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
It would need to eat something the size of Aggron at the least every time it does eat.
Plus, Metagross around a fire. Fucking genius.
User avatar #602176 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
Never said it makes sense, just said it could happen.
User avatar #602154 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
It can learn Psychic, couldn't it use that to move them.
Better than leaving it home alone only to come home and find out it ate my neighbor's pets....and my neighbor.
User avatar #602156 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Also, it's psychic abilities are much lower compared to Pokemon like Alakazam who have a similarly-sized brain
User avatar #602155 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
The thing requires a shit ton of energy, it can eat everything you have in the kitchen and still be hungry. It would need to eat something at least the size of Aggron every time it eats because that huge brain requires a lot of energy to constantly work.
User avatar #602157 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
.......I guess I'll choose Ampharos, then.
User avatar #602158 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Nah, go with Magnezone. Just need to stick it's ass by a socket every once in a while.
User avatar #602159 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
But then the whole magnetism thing might cause problems. Like accidentally damaging my computer, or having random bits of metal constantly flying at him.
User avatar #602160 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
Pretty sure it's able to control it's magnetism so it can only use it to levitate.
User avatar #602162 - gongthehawkeye (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, but Ampharos is cuter and can mega evolve.
Plus, Magnezone really creeps me out. Something about that huge red eye.
User avatar #602164 - nomora (05/26/2014) [-]
And Magnezone is still better defensively even after Amph has Mega Evolved, and it can be used as transportation as well.
#254 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on That's Gotta Be Worth A Lot... 0
User avatar #255 - wbrehmer (05/26/2014) [-]
I have to delete this because it fucked up my notification bar
User avatar #264 - jsrf (05/26/2014) [-]
dude, not cool, my name was in there and now i'll never know the glorious things they've said about me
#263 - I prefer Espeon as a Psychic type, and Gallade when it comes t… 05/26/2014 on Pokedex Entry: Gardevoir 0
#602003 - knightbrolaire I have the shiny Charizard you asked for, r…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #602005 - knightbrolaire (05/24/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm ready whenever.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #24 - gothictomato (07/30/2014) [-]
Hey man i can get the AR code for the mons i want but i think i need your OT and the secret OT just to make it seem legit
User avatar #25 to #24 - gongthehawkeye (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't know that.
I just set the OT to Ash and the ID to 01337. Secret ID doesn't matter.
User avatar #26 to #25 - gothictomato (07/31/2014) [-]
94000130 FFFB0000 B2000024 00000000 00019724 00000001 D2000000 00000000
This might work for the Mamoswine, i used pokegen so if you wanna give it a whirl and let me know if it works or not , so i can make the other ones up or not
User avatar #19 - gothictomato (07/27/2014) [-]
Hey man if you can just gen the Weavile with Knock off, Ice Shard/ Punch low Kick that'd be great i'll just breed the other ones if theyre to much work to gen. The Weavile is the important one anyways. Also is it the code that you need for the PKM file? cuz i might actually be able to do it with pokegen if thats the case
User avatar #21 to #19 - gongthehawkeye (07/27/2014) [-]
I can give it to you now if you want. Hurry because I'm leaving in 20 minutes and won't be back until later tomorrow.
User avatar #23 to #21 - gothictomato (07/27/2014) [-]
still good to trade?
User avatar #22 to #21 - gongthehawkeye (07/27/2014) [-]
The sneasel, i mean
User avatar #20 to #19 - gongthehawkeye (07/27/2014) [-]
I can get the other ones, I was just gonna do it later, but if you can make an AR code of multiple PKMs if you know how, that'd be great. I was actually going to get the other ones and contact you tomorrow.
I already have the Sneasel ready.
User avatar #17 - supertanto (06/28/2014) [-]
gong who is your third safari mon?
User avatar #18 to #17 - supertanto (06/28/2014) [-]
never mind ignore this
User avatar #16 - sirfapaton (02/13/2014) [-]
It's a screamer the "about" link there.
User avatar #15 - phanact (01/08/2014) [-]
Pm funnyjunk.com/user/tehbestever if you are level 250+ and want to be a mod, if you haven't already. This is just a generic post and is not specifically designed for you. Its for everyone who passed the mod test. Please don't reply to this. thanks.
User avatar #27 to #15 - davidavidson (10/14/2014) [-]
Get wrecked faggot
User avatar #13 - exclamation (01/06/2014) [-]
Because of your in-game name, can I call you Lt. Dan?
User avatar #14 to #13 - gongthehawkeye (01/06/2014) [-]
okay bby
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (12/29/2013) [-]
Welcome to the hating board. May I take your order?
User avatar #10 - gracefuldamned (12/28/2013) [-]
thanks, man. Youre the bomb.
User avatar #11 to #10 - gongthehawkeye (12/28/2013) [-]
No problem, thanks for the Larvesta.
#8 - anonymous (12/20/2013) [-]
Since you're going to die from a chest infection

I must tell you.

Sabo is alive.
User avatar #7 - garymotherfingoak (11/12/2013) [-]
say it to muh faec
#6 - thehawkeye (11/03/2013) [-]
Similar usernames but different things, like it
User avatar #5 - cardanbar (08/21/2013) [-]
nice username. i too enjoy patapon.
#4 - frienderman (10/15/2012) [-]
Hark, I bring bacon, as per your request.
Hark, I bring bacon, as per your request.
#3 - desmondaltairezio (09/01/2012) [-]
for some reason i want to give this to you
for some reason i want to give this to you
#2 - sicknindoni (05/09/2012) [-]
you asked for it not the best but something
User avatar #1 - gongthehawkeye (08/29/2011) [-]
Lolno
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