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#18 - you brave mother trucker........  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Becky you fucking casual +1
#19 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
update: I took five whole marijuana laced with 1 and a half cocaine for good measure.
on the upside, the chinchilla is out of my ass.
on the downside I woke up next to a big burly black man.
#16 - Im sorry not everone can Marajuana this hard. youll turn yours…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Becky you fucking casual +1
#17 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Then I'll take 5 more marijuanas and hope my ass works it out on its own
User avatar #18 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
you brave mother trucker........
#19 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
update: I took five whole marijuana laced with 1 and a half cocaine for good measure.
on the upside, the chinchilla is out of my ass.
on the downside I woke up next to a big burly black man.
#14 - NOOOOOO you fucked it all up......im sorry son hes wedged fore…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Becky you fucking casual +1
#15 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Dammit, I have to try! I don't want to be a turducken!
User avatar #16 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
Im sorry not everone can Marajuana this hard. youll turn yourself inside out. Youll rip us all apart....
#17 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Then I'll take 5 more marijuanas and hope my ass works it out on its own
User avatar #18 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
you brave mother trucker........
#19 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
update: I took five whole marijuana laced with 1 and a half cocaine for good measure.
on the upside, the chinchilla is out of my ass.
on the downside I woke up next to a big burly black man.
#12 - Ok but did the chinchilla have 3 cashews and a half bowl of pa…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Becky you fucking casual +1
#13 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Yes. But I gave the Chinchilla 4 cashews, I wanted to be sure there was enough for when the chinchilla slid up my ass.
User avatar #14 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO you fucked it all up......im sorry son hes wedged forever now.... take my gun.....end it all......no one wants to push that out....your anus will rip us into th 4 dimension if you try
#15 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Dammit, I have to try! I don't want to be a turducken!
User avatar #16 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
Im sorry not everone can Marajuana this hard. youll turn yourself inside out. Youll rip us all apart....
#17 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Then I'll take 5 more marijuanas and hope my ass works it out on its own
User avatar #18 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
you brave mother trucker........
#19 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
update: I took five whole marijuana laced with 1 and a half cocaine for good measure.
on the upside, the chinchilla is out of my ass.
on the downside I woke up next to a big burly black man.
#10 - DAMNIT did you make sure you JAMMED the Shoe into the reactor …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Becky you fucking casual +1
#11 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Yes. I jammed it so hard it could barely take it all.
User avatar #12 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
Ok but did the chinchilla have 3 cashews and a half bowl of pasta over easy??
#13 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Yes. But I gave the Chinchilla 4 cashews, I wanted to be sure there was enough for when the chinchilla slid up my ass.
User avatar #14 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO you fucked it all up......im sorry son hes wedged forever now.... take my gun.....end it all......no one wants to push that out....your anus will rip us into th 4 dimension if you try
#15 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Dammit, I have to try! I don't want to be a turducken!
User avatar #16 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
Im sorry not everone can Marajuana this hard. youll turn yourself inside out. Youll rip us all apart....
#17 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Then I'll take 5 more marijuanas and hope my ass works it out on its own
User avatar #18 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
you brave mother trucker........
#19 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
update: I took five whole marijuana laced with 1 and a half cocaine for good measure.
on the upside, the chinchilla is out of my ass.
on the downside I woke up next to a big burly black man.
#8 - And you will have all the girls up on that D  [+] (11 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Becky you fucking casual +1
#9 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Directions unclear.
Woke up next to a landwhale who called me Shirley
User avatar #10 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
DAMNIT did you make sure you JAMMED the Shoe into the reactor next to the apple??!!!
#11 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Yes. I jammed it so hard it could barely take it all.
User avatar #12 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
Ok but did the chinchilla have 3 cashews and a half bowl of pasta over easy??
#13 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Yes. But I gave the Chinchilla 4 cashews, I wanted to be sure there was enough for when the chinchilla slid up my ass.
User avatar #14 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO you fucked it all up......im sorry son hes wedged forever now.... take my gun.....end it all......no one wants to push that out....your anus will rip us into th 4 dimension if you try
#15 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Dammit, I have to try! I don't want to be a turducken!
User avatar #16 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
Im sorry not everone can Marajuana this hard. youll turn yourself inside out. Youll rip us all apart....
#17 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Then I'll take 5 more marijuanas and hope my ass works it out on its own
User avatar #18 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
you brave mother trucker........
#19 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
update: I took five whole marijuana laced with 1 and a half cocaine for good measure.
on the upside, the chinchilla is out of my ass.
on the downside I woke up next to a big burly black man.
#6 - well for future marajanaers its easy. step one fine your loca…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Becky you fucking casual +1
#7 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
I will be all the high.
User avatar #8 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
And you will have all the girls up on that D
#9 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Directions unclear.
Woke up next to a landwhale who called me Shirley
User avatar #10 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
DAMNIT did you make sure you JAMMED the Shoe into the reactor next to the apple??!!!
#11 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Yes. I jammed it so hard it could barely take it all.
User avatar #12 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
Ok but did the chinchilla have 3 cashews and a half bowl of pasta over easy??
#13 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Yes. But I gave the Chinchilla 4 cashews, I wanted to be sure there was enough for when the chinchilla slid up my ass.
User avatar #14 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO you fucked it all up......im sorry son hes wedged forever now.... take my gun.....end it all......no one wants to push that out....your anus will rip us into th 4 dimension if you try
#15 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Dammit, I have to try! I don't want to be a turducken!
User avatar #16 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
Im sorry not everone can Marajuana this hard. youll turn yourself inside out. Youll rip us all apart....
#17 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Then I'll take 5 more marijuanas and hope my ass works it out on its own
User avatar #18 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
you brave mother trucker........
#19 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
update: I took five whole marijuana laced with 1 and a half cocaine for good measure.
on the upside, the chinchilla is out of my ass.
on the downside I woke up next to a big burly black man.
#3 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 07/10/2014 on max lel -100
#132 - anonymous (07/11/2014) [-]
why is this being thumbed down?
this is actually funnier than the content
#126 - yuukoku (07/11/2014) [-]
It was taken from Tumblr. It wasn't OC in the first place.
#6 - teranin (07/10/2014) [-]
#207 - worker (07/11/2014) [-]
I remember when those type of comments used to get all the pinkies.
User avatar #122 - greendroid (07/11/2014) [-]
I've never even seen this post until now.
User avatar #78 - fuckyouthatswhy (07/11/2014) [-]
what movie is this from? I remember seeing it few years ago but I cannot remember the name
User avatar #140 - ninegagnazi (07/11/2014) [-]
Cretaceous Garden.
#87 - Fruzzle (07/11/2014) [-]
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!
User avatar #226 - fuckyouthatswhy (07/11/2014) [-]
anyway, thanks but I was asking about the movie in comment 6
User avatar #225 - fuckyouthatswhy (07/11/2014) [-]
best movie ever made.
User avatar #79 - Tormound (07/11/2014) [-]
Jurassic Park
User avatar #80 - fuckyouthatswhy (07/11/2014) [-]
oh, really? gotta rewatch the movie
#4 - A good marajuanaer never tells ;)  [+] (15 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Becky you fucking casual +2
#5 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
awwww please mr. globalpandemic
User avatar #6 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
well for future marajanaers its easy. step one fine your local drug dealer and buy the shit outta that "pot". step two find a dark alley. step three find a needle in said alley. step three and a quarter inject all the marajuanas you bought. Step 12 be raderest kid in schools
#7 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
I will be all the high.
User avatar #8 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
And you will have all the girls up on that D
#9 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Directions unclear.
Woke up next to a landwhale who called me Shirley
User avatar #10 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
DAMNIT did you make sure you JAMMED the Shoe into the reactor next to the apple??!!!
#11 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Yes. I jammed it so hard it could barely take it all.
User avatar #12 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
Ok but did the chinchilla have 3 cashews and a half bowl of pasta over easy??
#13 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Yes. But I gave the Chinchilla 4 cashews, I wanted to be sure there was enough for when the chinchilla slid up my ass.
User avatar #14 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO you fucked it all up......im sorry son hes wedged forever now.... take my gun.....end it all......no one wants to push that out....your anus will rip us into th 4 dimension if you try
#15 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Dammit, I have to try! I don't want to be a turducken!
User avatar #16 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
Im sorry not everone can Marajuana this hard. youll turn yourself inside out. Youll rip us all apart....
#17 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Then I'll take 5 more marijuanas and hope my ass works it out on its own
User avatar #18 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
you brave mother trucker........
#19 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
update: I took five whole marijuana laced with 1 and a half cocaine for good measure.
on the upside, the chinchilla is out of my ass.
on the downside I woke up next to a big burly black man.
#2 - Idiot doesnt even know how to inject a marijuana (my record is…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Becky you fucking casual +3
#3 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Jesus! my record is 5 marijuanas! How do you do it good sir
#4 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
A good marajuanaer never tells ;)
#5 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
awwww please mr. globalpandemic
User avatar #6 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
well for future marajanaers its easy. step one fine your local drug dealer and buy the shit outta that "pot". step two find a dark alley. step three find a needle in said alley. step three and a quarter inject all the marajuanas you bought. Step 12 be raderest kid in schools
#7 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
I will be all the high.
User avatar #8 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
And you will have all the girls up on that D
#9 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Directions unclear.
Woke up next to a landwhale who called me Shirley
User avatar #10 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
DAMNIT did you make sure you JAMMED the Shoe into the reactor next to the apple??!!!
#11 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Yes. I jammed it so hard it could barely take it all.
User avatar #12 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
Ok but did the chinchilla have 3 cashews and a half bowl of pasta over easy??
#13 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Yes. But I gave the Chinchilla 4 cashews, I wanted to be sure there was enough for when the chinchilla slid up my ass.
User avatar #14 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
NOOOOOO you fucked it all up......im sorry son hes wedged forever now.... take my gun.....end it all......no one wants to push that out....your anus will rip us into th 4 dimension if you try
#15 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Dammit, I have to try! I don't want to be a turducken!
User avatar #16 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
Im sorry not everone can Marajuana this hard. youll turn yourself inside out. Youll rip us all apart....
#17 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
Then I'll take 5 more marijuanas and hope my ass works it out on its own
User avatar #18 - golobalpandemic (07/10/2014) [-]
you brave mother trucker........
#19 - mrnpc (07/10/2014) [-]
update: I took five whole marijuana laced with 1 and a half cocaine for good measure.
on the upside, the chinchilla is out of my ass.
on the downside I woke up next to a big burly black man.

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