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Date Signed Up:10/04/2012
Last Login:11/22/2014
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I'm creating a psuedo-console RPG survival game in C++. I plan on making Malice Eve a proper game at some point.

Follow my game, and it's progress, at: malice-eve.webs.com

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#178 - Homophobia: " ******* Fags!" Homophi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on Philia +1
#179 - spawnsy (01/27/2014) [-]
#268 - Unfortunately, it has nothing to do with the comic.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on Adventures of Dickborn 3 +2
#306 - unfortunately (01/24/2014) [-]
My point exactly.
#45 - Eh,What the heck I'll join. Print a weeping angel. 01/22/2014 on 3D-printed sugar -5
#54 - Or just a really lazy cat... 01/22/2014 on Old friends 0
#249 - I explain this every time someone posts about US date organiza…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on Wake up world! +1
User avatar #257 - nucularwar (01/22/2014) [-]
It makes sense to me because it's the way we say it.
January Twenty-second, Two thousand and fourteen. 1-22-2014
#16 - I don't think you were paying attention... He raped himself..  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on The Perfect Circle 0
User avatar #22 - unfairlybanned (01/19/2014) [-]
Well obviously he had the bright idea of going back in time and raping a kid.

Just, the wrong one.
#51 - I love making those at work with cheese and pepperoni  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on Pastry folding 101 0
User avatar #52 - mcrut (01/19/2014) [-]
I live in an area with a lot of high schools so when the cheerleaders come around for their fundraisers, WE LOAD UP SON.
#83 - I used to have a rhino pen. 01/19/2014 on 500 Hours 0
#63 - That is the grossest looking salad...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on But the dressing is fucking... 0
User avatar #66 - tuckthisphit (01/17/2014) [-]
not a salad,just a background for teh joke
#190 - it's pronounced 'cut-chin'. 01/11/2014 on Surnames 0
#22 - it's a mating dance... 01/10/2014 on Come at me bro 0
#14 - Try thinking of a funny first name with the last name McCutcheon...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Surnames 0
User avatar #111 - chimpaflimp (01/10/2014) [-]
Is cutcheon pronounced similar to kitchen? If so, Gretin.
User avatar #190 - golemnardah (01/11/2014) [-]
it's pronounced 'cut-chin'.
#43 - yeah, but then it would have seen the blonde's face first and …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Face Detection 0
#80 - Womens Study Major (01/10/2014) [-]
some older cameras facial recognition was very buggy and sometimes couldn't register a face unless they were looking straight into the camera.
User avatar #70 - thegamerslife (01/10/2014) [-]
her face was turned. older face recognition software usually skipped over(couldn't see) faces that weren't looking in it's general direction. it was very basic back then. it would look for two eyes, nose, mouth, in the proper order.
#8 - Apparently it wasn't clear enough that it was a joke. Sorry if… 01/08/2014 on Seems doable 0
#6 - I figured they removed, I was just making a joke. 01/08/2014 on And then there's this guy 0
#7 - Comment deleted 01/08/2014 on Seems doable 0
#2 - So you're telling me it's just like that. But complete different?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Seems doable -1
#7 - golemnardah has deleted their comment.
#6 - Womens Study Major (01/08/2014) [-]
Reverse it, stop when you get down to 15 min naps. Have a 15 min nap every 4 hours.
User avatar #4 - brigettasandra (01/08/2014) [-]
No need to be a dick.
User avatar #8 - golemnardah (01/08/2014) [-]
Apparently it wasn't clear enough that it was a joke. Sorry if I upset you.
#3 - amuzen (01/08/2014) [-]
So what I'm saying is it's fairly similar with one or two key differences.
#4 - IT's THE dOCTOR nOT DOcTOR WhO!! I CAN'T EVEN! 01/08/2014 on Another tumblr gem +1
#3 - Why wouldn't she sit back? 01/08/2014 on Every tiem on the city bus 0
#1 - Lies and slander.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on And then there's this guy 0
User avatar #2 - uniowl (01/08/2014) [-]
They removed it..
User avatar #6 - golemnardah (01/08/2014) [-]
I figured they removed, I was just making a joke.
#8 - Everyone at my work smokes and not a single one of the is eith… 01/08/2014 on damn straight -3
#150 - **golemnardah rolls 54,498** give me something good RNG! 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#9 - I'm getting Homer and Marge for some reason.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on LOOK AT IT 0
User avatar #10 - demandsgayversion (01/08/2014) [-]
I'll wait until someone else sees it also to admit what I see. It's not the kind of thing I wanna be alone on - like seeing rape on a Rorschach test (by the internet's standards).
#22 - No homo. 01/08/2014 on joy stick 0
#11 - Magic. Got it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2014 on Steady Brew +120
#19 - xdiabolicx (01/08/2014) [-]
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