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Date Signed Up:10/04/2012
Last Login:8/20/2014
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Comment Ranking:#23468
Highest Content Rank:#6728
Highest Comment Rank:#5263
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Total Comments Made:989
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I'm creating a psuedo-console RPG survival game in C++. I plan on making Malice Eve a proper game at some point.

Follow my game, and it's progress, at: malice-eve.webs.com

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#482 - Comment deleted 02/26/2014 on Donation page 0
#223 - Somone invoked the Wrath of Anon spell.. 02/25/2014 on how to win against GF 0
#200 - If i did this my wife wouldn't take the bait. She would say &q… 02/25/2014 on how to win against GF 0
#7905795 - This is technically the first time I have ever had a comment i… 02/24/2014 on retard forum 0
#30 - I guess I should have used the sarcasm font. 02/22/2014 on Clock that writes the time 0
#14 - Everything changed when the fire nation attacked... 02/22/2014 on We're taking the hobbits to... +2
#61 - Yeah, that makes sense. I feel like everyone has lost respect …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on Karma 0
User avatar #62 - hundrings (02/22/2014) [-]
I couldn't agree more.
#57 - I don't mind tunnels and I agree that if you clean them regula…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Karma 0
User avatar #58 - hundrings (02/22/2014) [-]
I know it was a typical joke from brother to sister in this setting, it's more other people's reactions I don't like.. People saying it's "karma" or that she's asking for it.. Makes me think that I wouldn't be safe walking the streets of my city without some nut running up to me and padlocking my ear, you know?
User avatar #61 - golemnardah (02/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, that makes sense. I feel like everyone has lost respect for each other. I don't judge anybody by what they do to their body. A lot of my friends are covered in tattoos or have different religious beliefs. I just feel like everyone should stop treating each other like dirt.
User avatar #62 - hundrings (02/22/2014) [-]
I couldn't agree more.
#71 - Ah, I see. I didn't know that.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on Why Admin? +1
#148 - thegamegestapo (02/22/2014) [-]
Summer Glau Syndrome. Dollhouse, Firefly, even that film Knights of Badassary which went through production but hasn't seemed to surface in the mainstream film industry.

Arrow is next. Mark my words.
#69 - ? Why?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Why Admin? 0
User avatar #70 - thegamegestapo (02/22/2014) [-]
Every show she's in gets cancelled before its time
User avatar #71 - golemnardah (02/22/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I didn't know that.
#148 - thegamegestapo (02/22/2014) [-]
Summer Glau Syndrome. Dollhouse, Firefly, even that film Knights of Badassary which went through production but hasn't seemed to surface in the mainstream film industry.

Arrow is next. Mark my words.
#67 - Loved that show, I've actually felt like re-watching it recently.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Why Admin? 0
User avatar #68 - thegamegestapo (02/22/2014) [-]
Another show that was cancelled too early. It's all Summer Glau's fault.
User avatar #69 - golemnardah (02/22/2014) [-]
? Why?
User avatar #70 - thegamegestapo (02/22/2014) [-]
Every show she's in gets cancelled before its time
User avatar #71 - golemnardah (02/22/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I didn't know that.
#148 - thegamegestapo (02/22/2014) [-]
Summer Glau Syndrome. Dollhouse, Firefly, even that film Knights of Badassary which went through production but hasn't seemed to surface in the mainstream film industry.

Arrow is next. Mark my words.
#28 - Point taken, I was just trying to make a joke about the way yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Clock that writes the time 0
User avatar #29 - odinshomeboy (02/22/2014) [-]
I think it was how much you sounded like tumblr. The FJ community is a fickle thing
User avatar #30 - golemnardah (02/22/2014) [-]
I guess I should have used the sarcasm font.
#22 - I was being ironic because you were acting like we were on tumblr.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Clock that writes the time 0
User avatar #24 - odinshomeboy (02/22/2014) [-]
No i seriously forgot how to draw a 6, I sat there for 5 min trying to figure out how I drew it to comment and I fucking forgot. It angered me. Didn't mean for it to sound like I was on Tumblr, I was upset.
User avatar #28 - golemnardah (02/22/2014) [-]
Point taken, I was just trying to make a joke about the way you responded. Apparently I upset a lot of people.
User avatar #29 - odinshomeboy (02/22/2014) [-]
I think it was how much you sounded like tumblr. The FJ community is a fickle thing
User avatar #30 - golemnardah (02/22/2014) [-]
I guess I should have used the sarcasm font.
#6 - OMG I'M SO DONE. I CAN'T EVEN.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Clock that writes the time -7
User avatar #7 - odinshomeboy (02/21/2014) [-]
Can't even what? I'm confused.
User avatar #22 - golemnardah (02/22/2014) [-]
I was being ironic because you were acting like we were on tumblr.
User avatar #24 - odinshomeboy (02/22/2014) [-]
No i seriously forgot how to draw a 6, I sat there for 5 min trying to figure out how I drew it to comment and I fucking forgot. It angered me. Didn't mean for it to sound like I was on Tumblr, I was upset.
User avatar #28 - golemnardah (02/22/2014) [-]
Point taken, I was just trying to make a joke about the way you responded. Apparently I upset a lot of people.
User avatar #29 - odinshomeboy (02/22/2014) [-]
I think it was how much you sounded like tumblr. The FJ community is a fickle thing
User avatar #30 - golemnardah (02/22/2014) [-]
I guess I should have used the sarcasm font.
#12 - tonightalive (02/21/2014) [-]
WE FORGOT HOW TO DRAW THE NUMBER 6!!!!!! IM SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT 9 AS WELL NOW
#255 - HAHA! YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL! 01/31/2014 on Depressing Days -1
#291 - Only $100 off 9without shipping). It was a pretty good guess. 01/30/2014 on Step it up, PCfags 0
#267 - I want that so bad, but it's like 900 for the goggles and treadmill...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Step it up, PCfags 0
User avatar #287 - mrmask (01/30/2014) [-]
the oculus is 300$ and the viruix omni is 500$
9without shipping)
User avatar #291 - golemnardah (01/30/2014) [-]
Only $100 off 9without shipping). It was a pretty good guess.
#242 - still, I just don't have the time to put aside 40 minutes for …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2014 on I'm Feeder, Feeder Gump. 0
#267 - anonydroid (01/29/2014) [-]
You Should try Heroes of the Storm when it comes out. Blizzard is making it and they said the average match length will be 20 minutes
User avatar #247 - lilRican (01/29/2014) [-]
Eh, not everyone likes it,

you've tried im guessing?
#197 - I personally think they do, but for only one reason. I don't a…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2014 on I'm Feeder, Feeder Gump. +1
User avatar #218 - lilRican (01/29/2014) [-]
eh, i'd say the average game lasts 40 minutes...

the longest game i had was 70 minutes... and those are rare unless both teams are practically evenly matched
User avatar #242 - golemnardah (01/29/2014) [-]
still, I just don't have the time to put aside 40 minutes for ONE match. Just an investment I don't want to make I guess.
#267 - anonydroid (01/29/2014) [-]
You Should try Heroes of the Storm when it comes out. Blizzard is making it and they said the average match length will be 20 minutes
User avatar #247 - lilRican (01/29/2014) [-]
Eh, not everyone likes it,

you've tried im guessing?
User avatar #241 - itemexchange (01/29/2014) [-]
my shortest game was 15m 11s
my longest game was 2h 32m (like seriously this game was annoying)
#68 - I already saw a link to the daedric alphabet, I was just makin… 01/28/2014 on Illegible note 0
#51 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Illegible note +1
User avatar #54 - ProWig (01/28/2014) [-]
tell him im too lazy also
#50 - I think i'm a cyborg... I looked at an image of the daedra alp…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Illegible note -5
#55 - mrshrapnel (01/28/2014) [-]
Ere you go!
User avatar #68 - golemnardah (01/28/2014) [-]
I already saw a link to the daedric alphabet, I was just making a note the I could read it after seeing the alphabet. Apparently I did something wrong though...
#62 - anygoodnames (01/28/2014) [-]
I just now realized you posted the alphabet first. Didn't see it before hand. : / Not trying to jip you of thumb content. Apologies.
User avatar #63 - mrshrapnel (01/28/2014) [-]
Meh ill live.
#56 - wunderlichh (01/28/2014) [-]
Why don't we have fancy letters like they have?
#58 - PuMan (01/28/2014) [-]
Cuz it'd be a bitch and a half to write...
#75 - How programming REALLY works. Trust me, i'm ACTUALLY a p…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on How we imagine programmers... +3
User avatar #76 - galaxyguy (01/28/2014) [-]
There was an error with your program, run it anyway?

Your program is nothing but errors, run it anyway?
User avatar #86 - raskullquake (01/28/2014) [-]
There was a program with your errors, run it anyway?
#61 - I totally agree with the comic. I liked reading it and I find … 01/28/2014 on Insensitive 0
#178 - Homophobia: " ******* Fags!" Homophi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2014 on Philia +1
#179 - spawnsy (01/27/2014) [-]
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