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Date Signed Up:10/04/2012
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I'm creating a psuedo-console RPG survival game in C++. I plan on making Malice Eve a proper game at some point.

Follow my game, and it's progress, at: malice-eve.webs.com

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#1 - I don't like crazy eyes in the season..  [+] (13 new replies) 06/16/2014 on how to pick up hot chicks +1
User avatar #4 - golemnardah (06/16/2014) [-]
new season*
User avatar #2 - beautifull (06/16/2014) [-]
Did we ever find out what she did to get put in prison?
User avatar #3 - golemnardah (06/16/2014) [-]
I can't remember, but I haven't finished the second season.
User avatar #5 - beautifull (06/16/2014) [-]
THE OLD WOMAN WITH CANCER ESCAPES AND KILLS V
User avatar #18 - loganmadder (06/16/2014) [-]
It's Vee you shit.
User avatar #32 - beautifull (06/17/2014) [-]
Is it? Is it really?
#34 - loganmadder (06/17/2014) [-]
"She'll play Vee, a drug dealer-"
"-Vee Parker, a violent sociopath disguised as a drug dealer."
"-spurred on by the evil, lurk-y villainess Vee."
" Vee, who has been creepily grooming her girls for a rebellion, is not having it."

Yeah, I think it is
User avatar #35 - beautifull (06/17/2014) [-]
eh don't rarely care broski, she's dead now.
User avatar #15 - youngneil (06/16/2014) [-]
WEBOPOLY IS ACTUALLY SHIT
User avatar #8 - whitelapras (06/16/2014) [-]
you spoiling bastard. good thing ive watched all the episodes already!
User avatar #33 - beautifull (06/17/2014) [-]
If you didn't watch them all within 12 hours of them coming out you're a casual and deserve to have it spoilt
User avatar #6 - golemnardah (06/16/2014) [-]
Good! I hate her...
User avatar #7 - beautifull (06/16/2014) [-]
no shit, it's such a relief when it happens.
#18 - It playable if don't mind the fact that they are completely re… 06/16/2014 on Playing Online With Male... 0
#113 - Wasn't trying to upset you, I was jut saying that was probably…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#114 - stayoutofmyshed (06/14/2014) [-]
You didn't. Just saying. Been playing it not that long and now that isn't free I want to play it again just to ruin a noobs day

Mainly because they don't pray
User avatar #115 - stayoutofmyshed (06/14/2014) [-]
is it free*
#97 - It's because it was free game on xbox live  [+] (4 new replies) 06/14/2014 on (untitled) +1
#103 - stayoutofmyshed (06/14/2014) [-]
true but I got it before that so
User avatar #113 - golemnardah (06/14/2014) [-]
Wasn't trying to upset you, I was jut saying that was probably it. (I'm one of the ones who just got it on xbox)
#114 - stayoutofmyshed (06/14/2014) [-]
You didn't. Just saying. Been playing it not that long and now that isn't free I want to play it again just to ruin a noobs day

Mainly because they don't pray
User avatar #115 - stayoutofmyshed (06/14/2014) [-]
is it free*
#130 - I'll try. 06/10/2014 on the future is now +1
#40 - That's not how you do the pot, guys.. 06/09/2014 on So many drugs. -2
#67 - You keep using those quotation marks, but... 06/07/2014 on "Suspicious" Quotation... +1
#32 - I believe you...  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2014 on (titeled) +1
User avatar #34 - brothergrimm (06/03/2014) [-]
what is it with people on FJ being under the delusion that no one on this site could possible have a girlfriend?
#61 - cannibalvegan (06/03/2014) [-]
Here's my theory on why you can't possibly have a girlfriend as FunnyJunker.

>nobody can spend less than 20 hours a day on fj due the addictive affects
>nobody can have girlfriend when they spend 20 hours a day on fj

User avatar #37 - roelrollx (06/03/2014) [-]
we believe it, but if you mention it, you're bragging, and most of the time bragging is just a lie.
#57 - anonymous (06/03/2014) [-]
But it's not even that ridiculous of a story...
#41 - brothergrimm (06/03/2014) [-]
that's logical
#31 - One isn't harmful, But in the episode they would keep coming o… 06/03/2014 on (titeled) +1
#58 - You actually made me laugh with that one, Thanks for a good ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Saw This On a Urinal 0
#59 - stalini (06/03/2014) [-]
#56 - I can tell you're a child by your 'hurrdurr ur mom" jokes…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Saw This On a Urinal 0
#57 - stalini (06/03/2014) [-]
Of course you are not, you are too dumb to type any argument
User avatar #58 - golemnardah (06/03/2014) [-]
You actually made me laugh with that one, Thanks for a good chuckle
#59 - stalini (06/03/2014) [-]
#55 - I in no way was trying to say I was smarter than anyone, I was… 06/03/2014 on Saw This On a Urinal 0
#19 - half* 06/01/2014 on Saw This On a Urinal 0
#18 - This is why i don't understand people. We are so quick to hate…  [+] (22 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Saw This On a Urinal +8
User avatar #54 - madzombiie (06/02/2014) [-]
i-i do know him though. hes my friend and hes retarded.
#53 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
>i own my own upkeep and program in C++
>thinks hes smart because of it

yah your stupid is showing again.
User avatar #55 - golemnardah (06/03/2014) [-]
I in no way was trying to say I was smarter than anyone, I was just trying to convey the idea that not understanding a joke doesn't make you a retard.
#35 - stallioncock (06/01/2014) [-]
Don't get your panties in a bunch, pretty sure that was a joke.
#25 - stalini (06/01/2014) [-]
>Knowing C++ automatically makes me smart

There's a reason you say stupid things all the time, including that
User avatar #56 - golemnardah (06/03/2014) [-]
I can tell you're a child by your 'hurrdurr ur mom" jokes. So i'm not even going to defend myself to you.
#57 - stalini (06/03/2014) [-]
Of course you are not, you are too dumb to type any argument
User avatar #58 - golemnardah (06/03/2014) [-]
You actually made me laugh with that one, Thanks for a good chuckle
#59 - stalini (06/03/2014) [-]
#28 - anonymous (06/01/2014) [-]
I think you have to be reasonably smart to be proficient in it
#32 - stalini (06/01/2014) [-]
and you are wrong
User avatar #42 - deathstare (06/01/2014) [-]
You can't define reasonably, it's just not rational to try.
#43 - stalini (06/01/2014) [-]
I can define your mom's vagina
User avatar #44 - deathstare (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm sure you could try
#45 - stalini (06/01/2014) [-]
ok.

soo.. it's like.. umm.. stretched..?
User avatar #46 - deathstare (06/01/2014) [-]
Why yes, thanks, there was a baby born two weeks ago.
#47 - stalini (06/01/2014) [-]
really or joking?

That's so nice.

You have a brother/sister now? :3

That's so cute.



I'm sorry for insulting your mom then, if it's true
User avatar #48 - deathstare (06/01/2014) [-]
Makes 6 children now
#49 - stalini (06/01/2014) [-]
and all of them are your full-blooded brothers/sisters?

How old are you
User avatar #50 - deathstare (06/01/2014) [-]
23
#51 - stalini (06/01/2014) [-]
congratulations man, that's awesome.
User avatar #19 - golemnardah (06/01/2014) [-]
half*
#5682 - Not to sound like a creep 17 hours later but I love gray-toned… 06/01/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
#3793 - I spent 30 minutes installing my webcam device driver just for…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
User avatar #4010 - ahkillyou (05/31/2014) [-]
It was worth it you are gorgeous, have a great day you magnificent fuck
#71 - Quite, Sir. Splendid rebuttal. Have an excellent day. 05/30/2014 on All aboard the feel train -1
#69 - You said "no" >implying that he was wrong. Techni… 05/30/2014 on All aboard the feel train -1
#67 - Yes, but those people COULD be dead. 05/30/2014 on All aboard the feel train -1
#626 - I can see it has a lot of potential though.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on OP the delivery-boy -1
User avatar #627 - jizzeverywhere (05/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, there's no denying that, but for now it's kinda derpy, but fun.
#23 - Look at the intersection closer.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on I'm lost 0
#30 - anonymous (05/01/2014) [-]
The Mesa Supercenter is located on 240 W Baseline Rd (E Baseline turns into W Baseline West of S Mesa Dr). 240 W Baseline Rd is two blocks West of S Mesa Dr, which is marked on the map. You have to Supercenter two blocks East of that, so about four blocks east of its actual location.

In fact I think the star on the map might be the Supercenter, but given how big Supercenters are that location might be deceptive.
#61 - I heard there were setbacks in the script  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2014 on Doctor On Board 0
User avatar #63 - mrsixinch (05/01/2014) [-]
Setbacks, ie the whole damn script hail Davies
#60 - "Did I delete my internet history?" 05/01/2014 on Doctor On Board +111
#41 - **golemnardah rolled image ** youborn's face when red thumbs. 04/30/2014 on I didnt choose the Beta life -2
#40 - Comment deleted 04/30/2014 on I didnt choose the Beta life 0
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