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Date Signed Up:10/04/2012
Last Login:6/30/2014
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Comment Ranking:#9595
Highest Content Rank:#6728
Highest Comment Rank:#5263
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Level 39 Content: Peasant → Level 40 Content: Sammich eater
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Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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I'm creating a psuedo-console RPG survival game in C++. I plan on making Malice Eve a proper game at some point.

Follow my game, and it's progress, at: malice-eve.webs.com

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#4213 - What is a good ratio for Slimes to Raw Gems and Demonic Badges… 08/09/2013 on Help out newbies 0
#4257024 - what is a good slime to raw gem ratio? 08/09/2013 on Play items 0
#4257000 - make an offer 08/09/2013 on Play items 0
#4256976 - trading most of my stuff for slimes and demonic badges.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4256996 - diddledot (08/09/2013) [-]
Slime to raw gem ratio?
User avatar #4257000 - golemnardah (08/09/2013) [-]
make an offer
#4256962 - If he hadn't done that I wouldn't have started up again... 08/09/2013 on Play items 0
#4256948 - Trading most stuff for slime and demonic badges. 08/09/2013 on Play items 0
#4256912 - I want slimes 08/09/2013 on Play items 0
#4256885 - Oh, well then. 08/09/2013 on Play items 0
#4256882 - I didn't realize that furnaces had finite uses.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4256884 - allofthefish (08/09/2013) [-]
its not "finite" persay, but they can be destroyed randomely
User avatar #4256885 - golemnardah (08/09/2013) [-]
Oh, well then.
#4256867 - what do you need? 08/09/2013 on Play items 0
#4256562 - I'm trading for lesser slimes. 08/09/2013 on Play items 0
#4256501 - I got a level 3 Demonic Badge ^^ Woohoo! 08/09/2013 on Play items 0
#98 - Only if you wait until i'm done with items.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on Parenting fail 0
User avatar #99 - aussieftw (08/09/2013) [-]
What if I get angry and frustrated like 8 seconds before you're done, will you tell it then?
#96 - Mostly, yes.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Parenting fail 0
User avatar #97 - aussieftw (08/09/2013) [-]
Can you tell me the story anyway?
User avatar #98 - golemnardah (08/09/2013) [-]
Only if you wait until i'm done with items.
User avatar #99 - aussieftw (08/09/2013) [-]
What if I get angry and frustrated like 8 seconds before you're done, will you tell it then?
#90 - But if he got dubs it would be a different story.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Parenting fail 0
User avatar #95 - aussieftw (08/09/2013) [-]
**aussieftw rolls 26** Does that different story involve ponies and rainbows?
User avatar #96 - golemnardah (08/09/2013) [-]
Mostly, yes.
User avatar #97 - aussieftw (08/09/2013) [-]
Can you tell me the story anyway?
User avatar #98 - golemnardah (08/09/2013) [-]
Only if you wait until i'm done with items.
User avatar #99 - aussieftw (08/09/2013) [-]
What if I get angry and frustrated like 8 seconds before you're done, will you tell it then?
#4250783 - Thanks, that gives me an idea of a goal to look forward to. 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
#4250782 - Hmmm, I have a lot of ore. I just don't have a furnace.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4250788 - legolego (08/08/2013) [-]
well you can find a couple in the auction house. you are going to need 18000 total ore to get 2000 ingots. and also 2000 coal.
#4250761 - I heard about that secondhand awhile ago so I just instinctive…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4250770 - schatgraver (08/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I first used the top row numbers and one hand
It's really a big difference
#4250753 - How do you get those things?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4250777 - legolego (08/08/2013) [-]
depend on what you are going for. a dragon has multiple stages of growth, each requiring a certain selection of items. you will also need the dragon egg gotten as a rare drop from egg hoarders. you will also need an incubator which you can pick up rarely, or buy from someone. a certification badge requires 2000 ingots of a certain metal. 1 ingot requires a furnace, 1 coal, and 9 of that type of ore
User avatar #4250782 - golemnardah (08/08/2013) [-]
Hmmm, I have a lot of ore. I just don't have a furnace.
User avatar #4250788 - legolego (08/08/2013) [-]
well you can find a couple in the auction house. you are going to need 18000 total ore to get 2000 ingots. and also 2000 coal.
#4250741 - First day here and I already feel consumed. Anything you can t…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4250752 - schatgraver (08/08/2013) [-]
There is nothing to learn.
Except, learn to fill in captcha's with your numpad if you're not doing it already
User avatar #4250761 - golemnardah (08/08/2013) [-]
I heard about that secondhand awhile ago so I just instinctively did that.
User avatar #4250770 - schatgraver (08/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I first used the top row numbers and one hand
It's really a big difference
User avatar #4250751 - tarekmig (08/08/2013) [-]
Call everyone a nigger and hate him
#4250749 - vincento (08/08/2013) [-]
www.pdsa259.com/
this is the crafting site
chests are good
my work here is done
User avatar #4250783 - golemnardah (08/08/2013) [-]
Thanks, that gives me an idea of a goal to look forward to.
User avatar #4250748 - legolego (08/08/2013) [-]
try to find 1 singular item to work towards. don't try to collect everything. pick something like a dragon or a certification badge. that way you can focus your effort
User avatar #4250753 - golemnardah (08/08/2013) [-]
How do you get those things?
User avatar #4250777 - legolego (08/08/2013) [-]
depend on what you are going for. a dragon has multiple stages of growth, each requiring a certain selection of items. you will also need the dragon egg gotten as a rare drop from egg hoarders. you will also need an incubator which you can pick up rarely, or buy from someone. a certification badge requires 2000 ingots of a certain metal. 1 ingot requires a furnace, 1 coal, and 9 of that type of ore
User avatar #4250782 - golemnardah (08/08/2013) [-]
Hmmm, I have a lot of ore. I just don't have a furnace.
User avatar #4250788 - legolego (08/08/2013) [-]
well you can find a couple in the auction house. you are going to need 18000 total ore to get 2000 ingots. and also 2000 coal.
User avatar #4250747 - StinkyCheese (08/08/2013) [-]
Run.

#4250713 - Picture 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
#4250285 - Didn't realize that was the same one >.< Whatever 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
#4250245 - **golemnardah rolls 51** might as well try again.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4250285 - golemnardah (08/08/2013) [-]
Didn't realize that was the same one >.< Whatever
#4250193 - **golemnardah rolls 45** 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
#44 - How do you pronounce it?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Doctors 0
User avatar #80 - ilikearabs (08/06/2013) [-]
cos um mak---- i think that is the most accurate way you can pronounce it.
#58 - spidereon (08/06/2013) [-]
Cos omak
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