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#24 - fair enough 12/20/2014 on Russian Roulette 0
#19 - might be shooting each other in the calves, youd probably make…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Russian Roulette 0
User avatar #22 - jibbablabba (12/20/2014) [-]
i'd rather get shot in my foot. too far from my heart to kill me, and keeps my legs in perfect working order. and my femoral artery nice and safe
#24 - goldsignet (12/20/2014) [-]
fair enough
#21 - thank you for sending me to bed, not that ill be able to sleep now 12/13/2014 on I walk into the room and... +2
#78 - he braked late, there was a car right behind him ******… 12/02/2014 on Showing how a pedestrian... -2
#73 - when you brake in the middle of a crosswalk its gonna be when … 12/02/2014 on Showing how a pedestrian... +1
#227 - is there a better version or a video of it? 09/05/2014 on drawstrings 0
#96 - average carpenter salary in the states is 36000 according to g…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on How to annoy Canadians -1
User avatar #105 - damping (08/26/2014) [-]

I don't fucking give a damn what you make. The average American blows the average Canadian out of the water. Plus when you include how much you guys have to pay in taxes, we have far more disposable income.
#95 - this is true 08/26/2014 on How to annoy Canadians 0
#35 - ha, being canadian is like being american, except with better …  [+] (20 new replies) 08/26/2014 on How to annoy Canadians +1
#56 - mustangsvoo (08/26/2014) [-]
Then theres the down side of having to deal with 10 tons of white bull shit and winds that could freeze your balls in seconds
#95 - goldsignet (08/26/2014) [-]
this is true
User avatar #46 - damping (08/26/2014) [-]
>Better paying jobs

Ya, not at all. Nice try dumbass. You know how GDP per capita works?

>Better Healthcare

Is that why all your rich come to the US for healthcare, including your politicans?
#96 - goldsignet (08/26/2014) [-]
average carpenter salary in the states is 36000 according to google. thats maybe 18-20 dollars an hour. i made 60000 last year at 25, and this year i make 30. i dont give a fuck how like 10000 people live, im not rich and i never will be. fact is, 30 million canadians live a generally better life than 400 million americans
User avatar #105 - damping (08/26/2014) [-]

I don't fucking give a damn what you make. The average American blows the average Canadian out of the water. Plus when you include how much you guys have to pay in taxes, we have far more disposable income.
#89 - anonymous (08/26/2014) [-]
$200 dollars is more money that $250 if everything is 30% cheaper
#65 - bokkos (08/26/2014) [-]
You managed to spout two lies at once!
Seriously, at least we have a middle class, plebian.
User avatar #104 - damping (08/26/2014) [-]
What one was a lie?


Canadians are retarded, keep flocking across the border to buy our shit because of your enormous taxes.
#52 - crateopl (08/26/2014) [-]
BTW, the USA has the best hospitals in the world, that's why the canadians who can pay them go there (WHO CAN PAY THEM). But one of the worst healthcare system. Actually, you didn't have one until 5 or 6 years ago.

Healthcare consists in CARING about the HEALTH of all the citizens, not only the rich ones.. We have that in Europe.

User avatar #106 - damping (08/26/2014) [-]
Sorry, buying healthcare for 200 a month is cheaper than paying 50% taxes. Government run healthcare is inefficient and will never beat the private market. The 15% of Americans that don't have healthcare choose not to buy it. Not really something I have a problem with. It is called freedom to do what you want with your money. Something Europeans do not have.
#109 - crateopl (08/28/2014) [-]
That's a lame argument. I pay a 28% of my salary in taxes. The 50% is only for the richest people who make around 400k a year.

And you imply that ALL this taxes are used for healthcare, which are not. The social welfare, pension funds and FREE education are paid from this taxes.

In general, you are the country who pays the most for your healthcare, and one of the worst in the world, as the World Health Report 2010 says.

Buy enjoy YAH FREEDOM.

BTW: I have PRIVATE HEALTHCARE as well which covers EVERYTHING at 100%, from hearth surgery to long term cancer treatments. I pay 50$ a month.

User avatar #116 - damping (08/28/2014) [-]
The only reason our healthcare is so low in those rankings is because cost is included. As to the actual quality of our healthcare, it is the best in the world.

All of that money we pay goes into healthcare and pharmaceutical research which is why we lead the world in creating new medicines and cures. Your shitty country contributes almost nothing to the world, but hey, you get to leech off of it, and that's all that really matters, isn't it?
#51 - crateopl (08/26/2014) [-]
I do. And as it seems that you don't (Not your fault, you are from USA), let me explain what GDP per capita is.

This means that your get the whole money of a country and you divide it among the number of people. So if you have a country composed by Bill Gates and 5 niggers of harlem, the GDP would be really high and the 5 niggers still poor as rats, so it sucks as a way to measure the average income.

However, there is another thing called the Gini coefficient., which measures HOW the GDP money is distributed. USA traditionally has one of the worst gini's, making the gap between rich and poor huge. So yes, big GDP but lower salaries in general. However, canada, has a somehow lower gini coefficient, implying that even if the GDP is lower, it is WAY better distributed, with a much higher average salary.

Less filthy rich people, on the other hand. But Justin Biever. So let's destroy canada.

User avatar #107 - damping (08/26/2014) [-]

This is median household income. AKA income inequality has no effect because outliers are not included. The US still blows Canada out of the water. Suck a dick faggot. Canada sucks.

If you guys had a better education why does nothing ever get invented up north? Oh that's right, because all of your rich and smart come to the US.
#110 - crateopl (08/28/2014) [-]
USA: 30,932 (2012)
CANADA: 28,404 (2011)

Forgetting the fact that tha canada income comes from one year earlier and should be higher, if you deduce the 200$ a month you have to pay for your Healthcare (Which the canadian DOES NO PAY) you get that:

USA: 30,932 - 2400 = 28532 (2012)
CANADA: 28,404 (2011)

Wow 128 more dollars. Such a blow out. With one year of economic development advantage. Not bad, USA.

But WAIT, there is more. Now, if we check the NOMINAL income, which means the amount of money you get, plain and sound:

USA: 30,932
CANADA: 36,873

Woops, it seems that the average canadian "dick faggot" makes a 20% more than your regular redneck.

Now go read it again until you understand it, illiterate idiot.

User avatar #113 - damping (08/28/2014) [-]
AKA obviously you guys make more before taxes, but an American can buy more stuff than you because of our lower prices and lower taxes. Ever wonder why you all flock to America to buy shit? It is because everything here is cheaper. People in Switzerland make a lot of money too, but a Big Mac costs $9 there. So they actually are not as rich as they seem that is what PPP accounts for.

Please get educated and stop insulting Americans, it really shows your insecurity. The US in number one in research, patents, and Nobel prizes by a mile. Exactly how could this be done without a good education system? The US also has the best University system in the world. The PISA tests that everyone bases these stupid insults off of is flawed.

How about you do some reading for the first time in your life and read this article by a Swedish Kurd on why US PISA scores are below other Western countries.


Maybe next time you wont make yourself look like a jackass.
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User avatar #111 - damping (08/28/2014) [-]
You are an idiot. PPP which is what I posted includes purchasing power which already accounts for taxes and necessities.

Here is mean PPP. In which we blow you out of the water by 10,000 dollars.

Here is mean nominal GDP where we still beat you before taxes.

Way to show how stupid you are Canadian.
#114 - crateopl (08/28/2014) [-]
Why the hell you keep asuming I'm canadian?

As I said, GDP means crap, so stop showing that.

I never said you hadnt good hospotals or universities. You have, but only for those who can pay them. A hearth surgery cost 100k $ there, which is TOTALLY overpriced, thanks to your fucking stupid healtcare system.

Yeah, you universities are great. did you hear about this:


Fucking overpriced education.

Get over it, you are a country where 99.9% of people are poor. and the worst thing is that you don't know it.
User avatar #115 - damping (08/28/2014) [-]
99.9% of people are not poor. The fact that you believe that really shows how stupid you are. You haven't been the the US have you? No, you are just overcome with jealousy for a country you know to be better than your own. That's shameful. How many Americans do you see going out of their way to bash certain countries? Just like how most people rip on Lebron and Messi, we got losers like you ripping on the US.

85% of people in the US have healthcare insurance of the 15% around half can afford it but do not want it. I could have went to a state University for only $8000 a year, not really that expensive considering I will be making over $50,000 per year after I graduate. I don't really care about people who majored in art at a private school. I have asked such people what they are going to do after college and have gotten the response "I don't know and I don't care." Then a year later they complain about their loans.

The US believes in something called personal responsibility, something you leeches wouldn't understand.

You are still blowing my mind thinking that 99% of Americans are poor. How stupid are you? Tell me what country you are from so I can show you how poor you really are.
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