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#327 - TIOCFAIDH ÁR LÁ!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/04/2012 on Poor Ireland 0
#3 - mad matty 09/19/2011 on Glass House +1
#1 - hahahahahahhahaha 08/05/2011 on Reality +2
#7 - Who geez a **** , i just come on for a wee laugh w…  [+] (26 new replies) 08/01/2011 on Happens all the time +2
User avatar #9 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
Then click the fucking NSFW button and learn the proper way to spell. You're a disgrace to the human race.
User avatar #14 - sweatyniggerslayer (08/02/2011) [-]
He knows how to spell, he's just a little slow.
Nah but seriously, it's Scottish slang, your just jealous.
User avatar #15 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
you're*

You learn how to spell too.

And I'm Scottish. You don't see me spelling like that.
User avatar #18 - sweatyniggerslayer (08/02/2011) [-]
Oh and we're spelling like "that" because it's our normal talk, that's almost like me saying "Why are you speaking Spanish, I'm Spanish, and I speak English." With clear derogatory intentions. You come across as an arrogant fuck, you try to be condescending and you fail, grammar Nazi's only work when the other person is a complete retard, not when there IQ most probably exceeds that of your own. But sure, I acquiescently step down to your pathetic level and destroy you.
User avatar #27 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
their*

By the way, your punctuation is off. If you want to insult me, at least don't make it this easy to come back at you.
User avatar #21 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
By the way, your opinion can be easily taken as void and invalid purely because you label me as an "arrogant fuck", and yet your name is "sweatyyniggerslayer". So I suggest you take a long, inward look at who you are and what you believe in, and then promptly go and fuck yourself.
User avatar #19 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
There is no excuse for a lack of proper spelling. Just because in normal speech I usually say "gonna" does not mean that I type "gonna"; I type "going to" like a proper, learned human being. Nationality and slang is no excuse to forego proper diction, spelling, and grammar.
User avatar #17 - sweatyniggerslayer (08/02/2011) [-]
your sereously so gay man not evan joking
User avatar #26 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
Oh, and I repeat my above statement, do not call me an "arrogant fuck" and that I had "derogatory intentions" when you use a term such as "gay". I have several friends that are openly homosexual, and I view that term as extremely offensive.

Here's a word I think you should learn: hypocrite.
User avatar #25 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
(Capitalization)
User avatar #28 - sweatyniggerslayer (08/02/2011) [-]
Are you mentally fucking ill?
Obviously that reply was a joke, someone with half a brain could see that. Examine my reply before you jump to conclusions. If I reply like this, then put out a clearly dimwitted response, in which every fucking word is spelled wrong.. completely wrong, not even close to acceptable.. then you should probably think to yourself "wow, this guy is either Schizophrenic, or he's llorting me" You should not then proceed to humiliate yourself by correcting every word.
Chapter 2. I'm not hypocritical. Say for example, Chris Rock, I bet he's against racism (like most humane people on the planet) Yet he makes jokes about African Americans all the time, in fact.. it's the only jokes he uses. Does that then make him a, sorry if I misspell or do not know the meaning of your intellectually challenging word "hypocrite". Sarcasm of course, I now feel the need to completely elaborate on everything I say, just in case you can't quite grasp it.
Oh and btw (acronym for by the way, sorry).. if you find the word "gay" highly offensive "because" some of your friends are "openly" gay, then how does that make sense at all. I know about 95% of gay people (not a real statistic buddy, hence "about" so don't start getting Google ready) refer to themselves as gay, as opposed to "I am a homo sexual." So if they are open about it, why would you be offended? I could understand if you were maybe, a closet homo? I reiterate, read what I fucking write, before you slap me in the face with a fucktard reply.
User avatar #31 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
Oh, and yes, considering your assumption that Chris Rock is against racism, and we continue your example to include the fact that he only makes jokes about African Americans (or, as your name suggests, those sweaty guys I like to slay), then yes, I do in fact consider him a hypocrite. In fact, according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, the definition of hypocrite is "a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings".

According to your specific example, and if we accept every variable of your example as fact, Chris Rock is extremely hypocritical.
User avatar #30 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
And just so you know, calling me "a closet homo" because I actually stand up for people is considered a prejudiced remark. It is vastly similar to saying something along the lines of "Oh, you picked up that penny? You must be a Jew!" or "Oh, you like fried chicken? You must be black!"
Also, it is a gross misspelling of the term "homosexual". Suffix neglect is the leading cause of illiteracy in about 103.67% of the population (not a real statistic, buddy; hence 'about' so don't start getting Google ready).
User avatar #29 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
In the first part of that, if that double-period thing you were pulling was supposed to be an ellipsis, it's done "...", not ".."

And instead of using parentheses, please use hyphens. Parentheses are for completely separating information from the text, hyphens - what you may call 'that dash thing' - include information within the text.

And when you say "Sarcasm of course, I now feel the need to completely elaborate on everything I say, just in case you can't quite grasp it," it should read "Sarcasm, of course; I now feel..." (Oh look, an ellipsis!) You see, the problem here is improper punctuation; a semicolon was proper, along with an extra comma.

Come on, sweatyniggerslayer, this isn't ninth grade English! That being said...

You seem to take improper spelling to mean Schizophrenia? Well, I may not have my degree in psychology (I am, however quickly working towards it), however I do know that it is Dyslexia that causes improper spelling - it being a learning disorder - as opposed to Schizophrenia, which is a severe mental disorder categorized by catatonia or hallucinations or any number of effects.

Oh, and before you try to pass anything off as a blatant misuse of sarcasm, maybe you shouldn't call someone an "arrogant fuck," or condemn their words as being said with "derogatory intentions". I would have never even mentioned the whole "gay" thing if you hadn't seemed so intent on preserving the name and nature of your Scottish friend, by denouncing me as an "arrogant fuck" and speaking with "derogatory intentions".

Your move.
User avatar #32 - sweatyniggerslayer (08/02/2011) [-]
Okay, I'm not even going to bother replying to those other two ludicrous replies... you didn't even take the context of my points into consideration, which again makes me stress... read what I fucking say, and examine the context and where I'm coming from.
Are you seriously, beginning to get picky with my ellipses? And no, Schizophrenia, a split personality disorder, referring to both replies, one of which was completely ill spelled and one of which that was, if I say so myself grammatically immaculate. No in fact, my mistake, my ellipses were lacking in the area of one full stop. Apologies, how could I have been so ill minded. Parentheses, if I'm correct, are used to point out less important information, not really related to the source. And once again, if I'm correct. The nature of the content in the parentheses were indeed, not important to the source. And as you may probably know, "that dash thing" can also be used as parentheses.
Your words, were unprovoked, I repeat, unprovoked. If I go up to someone, do not know, and question their sense of language or writing style, that is in my eyes... pretty derogatory. After seeing your display, and judging you. I then called you "an arrogant fuck" which is a valid opinion on you, from me. I don't see how you can possibly label these two the same.
User avatar #33 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
Just so you know, Schizophrenia is not a "split personality disorder". You are making the quite common mistake of confusing Schizophrenia with Multiple-Personality Disorder.

That being said, my comment was merely directing someone to their intended place, and berating him for a gross misuse of the human language. Derogatory? Perhaps. I am man enough to admit my fallacies. And yet none of this was anywhere near as derogatory as any number of the things that you dare to let spill from your fingertips, let alone your own account name. So again, I direct you to the term "hypocrite".

Your use of language such as "fuck" immediately shows that your "valid opinion" as you like to call it means little to nothing.

And I will give you your own advise back to you: read my previous statement carefully. I never once took "derogatory intentions" and "arrogant fuck" to have the same meaning, and so I never, as you implied, labelled the two the same.

Again, learn the English language.
User avatar #34 - sweatyniggerslayer (08/02/2011) [-]
Well, I'm hardly a Phd in psychology, nor do I intend to do anything of the sort, it was of my knowledge, that Schizophrenia symptoms were (most obviously) paranoia, as I've heard from many people about the effects of smoking weed, I also thought it was in the range of split personality.. and I'm not the expert, so I'm not going to argue. Even then, it was completely irrelevant to any of my points... a mere bit on the side.
"Gross misuse of the human language"
At the beginning of time, languages were obviously created. Languages adapt and create over time and in different places. If you want to slate someone for speaking (or typing in this sense) in the way they feel most comfortable, don't you find that... insulting?
Advice*
By the way it looked (both quotations right next to each other), it seemed as if you were using them, not as a comparison, not quite as blatant as that. But somewhat... contrasting. So you can see why I picked up on this, no?
#35 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
Finally, and thank you. That was the reply that I have been waiting for! Devoid of foul language, considerate, humble, and yet still gets your point across!

Thank you very much. I admit that I was been wrong, about the original comment at the very least; I was convinced of that a few messages ago, but I felt that I still had to drive a point across.

Please, allow us to put this discrepancy behind us, and continue on into FunnyJunk lore.
User avatar #36 - sweatyniggerslayer (08/02/2011) [-]
Woo, yeah man, totally agree.. stupid feuds. Pointless at that. Likewise, some of my points were wrong, but in an argument.. it's hard to just, accept being wrong. But yeah, totally agree to put this behind us man.
User avatar #24 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
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User avatar #23 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
you're*
User avatar #22 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
seriously*
User avatar #20 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
even*
#11 - nukinzerambo (08/02/2011) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Made me laugh that muchXD no really
User avatar #12 - nukinzerambo (08/02/2011) [-]
prepares for thumbs down
User avatar #13 - ColeTheUber (08/02/2011) [-]
Take these thumbs. They will protect you from the evil of the red thumbs
#4 - Hi andy  [+] (4 new replies) 08/01/2011 on Happens all the time +1
User avatar #5 - sweatyniggerslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
**sweatyniggerslayer rolls 4**
Rolls the amount of friends tam has.
User avatar #6 - sweatyniggerslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
Me, marty, rhys poodsy.
FUCK YEAH
User avatar #8 - sweatymannipple (08/02/2011) [-]
nice name there buddy
#16 - sweatyniggerslayer (08/02/2011) [-]
Sweaty guys.
nnnnnUNITE.
#1107 - I can do it, i still sound scottish, ya wank! 07/11/2011 on Holy Shit 0

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