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    World go round. World go round.
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#34 - When I was in College teachers weren't allowed to make partici… 8 hours ago on my opinion can't be that... 0
#2 - It's not worth 500$ but it is totally art now. 14 hours ago on Anon becomes an artist +9
#17 - There are plenty of artists out there with a 'message' but the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on ART 0
User avatar #18 - iamawhitenigger (07/30/2014) [-]
dunno how else I would sell shit on a canvas for $50k.
#15 - Not how art works. Art becomes expensive because of who the ar…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on ART 0
User avatar #16 - iamawhitenigger (07/30/2014) [-]
Bruh the point is to prey on gullible folks who will buy anything as long as it has some kind of cool message behind it.
User avatar #17 - godtherapist (07/30/2014) [-]
There are plenty of artists out there with a 'message' but they are all dirt poor because they don't know how to play the game. You want to sell shit on a canvas? Start acting like a big shot, go to galleries, talk to other artists, talk yourself up, maybe hire someone to talk you up too, learn all about art and make yourself look smart and competent.
User avatar #18 - iamawhitenigger (07/30/2014) [-]
dunno how else I would sell shit on a canvas for $50k.
#5 - Like hell I don't. I want to take a shit on a velvet throne su… 07/30/2014 on effects of feminism #:... 0
#6 - Depends on skilled you are at foraging.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Stop wanking it Spidey -7
User avatar #17 - Killerwale (07/30/2014) [-]
But since we all (most likely) grew up in an age where we weren't taught those skills as much since we didn't have to rely on nature as much (modernization and such) I doubt any of us is competent enough to live off the land, and than consider the fact that you have to pay for your house, water (clean) heating and other things. If we did truly lived off the land and free form any kind of monetary urges, we wouldn't be on funnyjunk,
#13 - No good reason. 07/30/2014 on Solving the 51 genders problem 0
#4 - Lots of things don't cost money.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Stop wanking it Spidey -8
#5 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
food is one of them?
User avatar #6 - godtherapist (07/30/2014) [-]
Depends on skilled you are at foraging.
User avatar #17 - Killerwale (07/30/2014) [-]
But since we all (most likely) grew up in an age where we weren't taught those skills as much since we didn't have to rely on nature as much (modernization and such) I doubt any of us is competent enough to live off the land, and than consider the fact that you have to pay for your house, water (clean) heating and other things. If we did truly lived off the land and free form any kind of monetary urges, we wouldn't be on funnyjunk,
#20 - The point is not to try to be positive so you can GAIN somethi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on well I'll be damned +7
#21 - antoniospaghettio (07/29/2014) [-]
And how would she able to tell from a text message?
#23 - ennemi (07/29/2014) [-]
what do you mean by positive ?


Are you saying things like : Farewell beautiful lady, I hope you still have a good day, because that's the kind of good guy that I'm. ?
#15 - Because he didn't whine like a little shithead when she said no.  [+] (13 new replies) 07/29/2014 on well I'll be damned +385
#37 - kalagas (07/29/2014) [-]
No one thing works. Some like it when you pursue them and are persistent, they like playing hard to get. Some like it when you don't care, they begin to wonder why you don't want them and question everything and make it a challenge to get you. Some don't like you at all.
#81 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
"Some don't like you at all"

picture of dude laughing->XD
User avatar #33 - spacehawk (07/29/2014) [-]
He didn't whine, but his response was still pretty cringe inducing
User avatar #86 - whenuleastxpect (07/29/2014) [-]
Corrupted Disciple, eh?
User avatar #120 - tommen (07/29/2014) [-]
you
get away from Fenoxo
now
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#19 - antoniospaghettio (07/29/2014) [-]
Tried a lot of times to be positive when I get rejected - it really doesn't help at all.
#89 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
When she says no,

pump your fist and say "Damn!" Then smile and tell her to have an awesome day

Did this to multiple cashier girls, and they all recognized me after at least 4 months time.

One was even single after those 4 months, but I had a huge zit between my eyes so when I asked again she said no

#139 - antoniospaghettio (07/30/2014) [-]
So it was totally ineffective?
User avatar #20 - godtherapist (07/29/2014) [-]
The point is not to try to be positive so you can GAIN something. It's to HONESTLY not be bothered.
#21 - antoniospaghettio (07/29/2014) [-]
And how would she able to tell from a text message?
#23 - ennemi (07/29/2014) [-]
what do you mean by positive ?


Are you saying things like : Farewell beautiful lady, I hope you still have a good day, because that's the kind of good guy that I'm. ?

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User avatar #13 - guiguito (05/27/2014) [-]
Godanmit goty
User avatar #11 - thegrimreaver (05/16/2014) [-]
Hey, nice job on deleting my well-informed, and sourced comment that contradicts your picture.
Real mature.
User avatar #12 to #11 - godtherapist (05/16/2014) [-]
No problem. Have a nice day.
#10 - anonymous (05/14/2014) [-]
you're a fucking douche
#9 - evebishop (04/05/2014) [-]
Have my green thumbs!
User avatar #8 - pokemonarereal (01/03/2014) [-]
Are you jeaous of my superior name?
User avatar #7 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
are you god, the rapist or a therapist for gods?
User avatar #6 - studbeefpile (11/25/2013) [-]
Lloyd Pye   Everything You Know Is Wrong

You strike me as someone who might be interested in this. Hell, I'm retarded and even I thought it was interesting.
#5 - rdnyan (10/26/2013) [-]
I love smart people like you :3.
User avatar #4 - guanyu (08/11/2013) [-]
So are you God who is a rapist or a therapist for gods?
User avatar #1 - masterboll (10/27/2012) [-]
hello,
could you spare a moment for jesus christ?
User avatar #2 to #1 - godtherapist (10/27/2012) [-]
I've spared years for Jesus Christ.
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