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#70 - It's actually the complete opposite. Illegal immigrants pay in…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on they got casinos 0
#95 - walmartysnextghost (7 hours ago) [-]
what this says is they pay taxes, but would contribute more if they could do it legally. I don't see anything about paying into social security, probably because they deduct it from your paycheck, and if you're an undocumented worker there's not a system in place for you to pay taxes into. If you're paying income tax and social security you have a social security number because you're somewhere along the path to citizenship or have a green card
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#100 - ronyx (6 hours ago) [-]
I don't see why they would need to pay into SS if they're not going to rip the benefits of SS. They can't retire when they're 75 unless they are citizens, the way things are going, they will never have legal status because politicians keep using the "immigration reform" just to get votes (from both sides) and never do anything about it. Mainly because on the next election they can reuse the "immigration reform" and get more votes.

Either way SS i believe has a deficit and it's expected to get worse as the baby boomers start to retire. Too many americans are retiring and not many are contributing to SS. The solution? legalize iillegals so they can pay into SS. If im not wrong there have been estimates that illegals could solve the SS crisis by introducing a young workforce who will pay into SS until the baby boomers pass away.

Still SS can't last much longer the way it is now, they should just get rid of it and educate people on planning for their own retirements. Also, the money you get from SS is very little to begin with, if you retire earlier than 75 it's basically spare change. I have met many people living just on SS and they live in crappy conditions, that's why you see many old farts working part times because SS just isn't enough.

SS is shit, can't work no more.
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#181 - Glitched (01/10/2016) [-]
Speaking of ignorant.

Majority of blacks. 51%
They are worthless.

The Quran quotes i put up had to do with other religions.

Your Quran quotes have to do with other Muslims.

So everyone should convert so we don't have to worry about them anymore?
#198 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't know if you're a troll and should be ignored, willfully ignorant and should be berated, or you simply don't know any better and should be pitied.
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#163 - Glitched (01/10/2016) [-]
Unacceptable but true: The majority of blacks in America are worthless.
Unacceptable but true: Muslims believe in the Quran. The Quran teaches hate. All Muslims are bad because of this.

Just 3 out of hundreds of quotes.

2:65 Allah transforms disobedient Jews into apes

“And well you know there were those among you [Jews] that transgressed the Sabbath, and We said to them, ‘Be you apes, miserably slinking!’

2:89 Unbelievers, particularly Jews, are accursed

“When there came to them [Jews] a Book from Allah, confirming what was with them — and they aforetimes prayed for victory over the unbelievers — when there came to them that they recognized, they disbelieved in it; and the curse of Allah is on the unbelievers.

2:191-193 Fight and kill unbelievers until “religion is Allah’s,” i.e. Islamic law rules all societies

“And slay them wherever you come upon them, and expel them from where they expelled you; persecution is more grievous than slaying. But fight them not by the Holy Mosque until they should fight you there; then, if they fight you, slay them — such is the recompense of unbelievers, but if they give over, surely Allah is All-forgiving, All-compassionate. Fight them, till there is no persecution and the religion is Allah’s; then if they give over, there shall be no enmity save for evildoers.”
#180 - godofhorizons (01/10/2016) [-]
The first line of your comment is unbelievably ignorant so I won't even address that. As for the second line I can present random passages too.

The Golden Rule is implicitly expressed in some verses of the Quran, and is explicitly declared in the sayings of Muhammad. A common transliteration is: ِAheb li akheek ma tuhibu li nafsik. This can be translated as "Wish for your brother, what you wish for yourself" or "Love your brother as you love yourself".

From the Quran: the first verse recommends the positive form of the rule, and the subsequent verses condemn not abiding the negative form of the Golden Rule:

"...and you should forgive And overlook: Do you not like God to forgive you? And Allah is The Merciful Forgiving."

— Quran (Surah 24, "The Light", v. 22)
"Woe to those... who, when they have to receive by measure from men, they demand exact full measure, but when they have to give by measure or weight to men, give less than due"

— Quran (Surah 83, "The Dealers in Fraud", vv. 1–4)
"...orphans and the needy, give them something and speak kindly to them. And those who are concerned about the welfare of their own children after their death, should have fear of God [Treat other people's Orphans justly] and guide them properly."

— Quran (Surah 4, "The Women", vv. 8-9)
"O you who believe! Spend [benevolently] of the good things that you have earned... and do not even think of spending [in alms] worthless things that you yourselves would be reluctant to accept."

— Quran (Surah 2, "The Calf", v. 267)
From the hadith, the collected oral and written accounts of Muhammad and his teachings during his lifetime:

A Bedouin came to the prophet, grabbed the stirrup of his camel and said: O the messenger of God! Teach me something to go to heaven with it. Prophet said: "As you would have people do to you, do to them; and what you dislike to be done to you, don't do to them. Now let the stirrup go! [This maxim is enough for you; go and act in accordance with it!]"

— Kitab al-Kafi, vol. 2, p. 146
"None of you [truly] believes until he wishes for his brother what he wishes for himself."

— An-Nawawi's Forty Hadith 13 (p. 56)[33]
"Seek for mankind that of which you are desirous for yourself, that you may be a believer."

— Sukhanan-i-Muhammad (Teheran, 1938)[34]
"That which you want for yourself, seek for mankind."[34]

"The most righteous person is the one who consents for other people what he consents for himself, and who dislikes for them what he dislikes for himself."[34]

Ali ibn Abi Talib (4th Caliph in Sunni Islam, and first Imam in Shia Islam) says:

"O' my child, make yourself the measure (for dealings) between you and others. Thus, you should desire for others what you desire for yourself and hate for others what you hate for yourself. Do not oppress as you do not like to be oppressed. Do good to others as you would like good to be done to you. Regard bad for yourself whatever you regard bad for others. Accept that (treatment) from others which you would like others to accept from you... Do not say to others what you do not like to be said to you."

— Nahjul Balaghah, Letter 31 [35]
Other hadiths containing the golden rule are:

Anas related that Muhammad said: "None of you is truly a Muslim until he loves for his brother what he loves for himself". (Reported in Sahih Muslim and Sahih Bukhari).
Whoever wishes to be delivered from the fire and to enter paradise should treat other people as they wish to be treated themselves. (reported by Sahih Muslim).
Do unto all men as you would wish to have done unto you; and reject for others what you would reject for yourself. (Reported by Abu Dawud)
#181 - Glitched (01/10/2016) [-]
Speaking of ignorant.

Majority of blacks. 51%
They are worthless.

The Quran quotes i put up had to do with other religions.

Your Quran quotes have to do with other Muslims.

So everyone should convert so we don't have to worry about them anymore?
#198 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't know if you're a troll and should be ignored, willfully ignorant and should be berated, or you simply don't know any better and should be pitied.
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User avatar #15 - wethepixelisgod (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey i have a question, i play items quite alot and was wondering if you have no use for them, can i have your points? it would help me out Very much!
#7 - infraredanus (01/13/2015) [-]
Who are you and why are you sending me a friend request?

Depending on your answer I will accept... Maybe. ;)
#8 to #7 - godofhorizons (01/13/2015) [-]
I'm a Marine or at least I will be when I graduate and commission in May , and a funnyjunker. I figure it can't hurt to start networking
#9 to #8 - infraredanus (01/13/2015) [-]
Ayyy man, I'm not enlisted yet, but I will be once I get outta god awful ******* high school. I'll try an PM you in a year and a halves time, see what unit you are in.
#12 to #9 - godofhorizons (01/13/2015) [-]
Cool. I look forward to hearing from you. WHat high school do you go to?
#13 to #12 - infraredanus (01/13/2015) [-]
Rather not say, just privacy ***** , hope you can understand. But if we ever meet while deployed, we can chat!
#14 to #13 - godofhorizons (01/13/2015) [-]
Sure thing. Can't wait to meet a fellow funnyjunker in real life
User avatar #2 - wlflvr ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Any more? Like what? Im sure I can find what you're looking for.
#3 to #2 - godofhorizons (11/18/2014) [-]
Well just about any MTG lore. I enjoy playing the game, but my favorite part about it is the flavortext and lore. How about the other new planeswalkers? Or Jor Kadeen. He was always a favorite of mine. Or possibly Marit Lage. She scares the hell out of me.
User avatar #4 to #3 - wlflvr ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Main_Page
This is pretty much the biggest home for lore of MTG. Its good for Vorthos (the name of players who favors flavor and lore in Magic) like you and me.
#5 to #4 - godofhorizons (11/18/2014) [-]
Awesome thanks. Yeah I always try to incorporate lore into my deck builds. Like the Jor Kadeen EDH deck i'm building is full of humans who have banded together to fight phyrexia. Plus a few angels because it got so bad that they needed to intervene. I imagine that whenever I play an EDH game it's as if Melira has been captured by the enemy commanders and I need to defeat them in order to rescue her and save Mirrodin. (Except for the Kruphix, EDH. That was made specifically so I could have fun at your expense)
User avatar #6 to #5 - wlflvr ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
Odd build style, but as long has you're enjoying it, dont let anyone say you're bulding it wrong
User avatar #1 - wlflvr ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
Hey dude! Im the guy from the MTG thread. I couldn't reply to your comment for some reason, so here's the link to **** about Nahiri. She's the Lithomancer from Innistrad, one of the 3 that trapped the Eldrazi
mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/Nahiri
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