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godofcorndog

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:5/06/2011
Location:Florida
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#93 - ****** log in and fight me 01/08/2016 on hard to watch, so much... 0
#18 - Holy ****. This is an ancient meme. I used to laugh at this **…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on hard to watch, so much... +45
#82 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
So, basically last year then.
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#93 - godofcorndog (01/08/2016) [-]
fuckin log in and fight me
#27 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on cities +39
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#32 - dndxplain (01/02/2016) [-]
pyrothermal
#46 - pyrothermal (01/02/2016) [-]
#155 - True. 01/01/2016 on first time pet +5
#126 - That is the sound of unbridled terror. It knows nothing other …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/01/2016 on first time pet +17
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#245 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
it kinda did now and again, you can see it sort of lunging
but stopping short

probably got beat harder like wanpan said
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#138 - wanpanman (01/01/2016) [-]
It was probably hurt harder when it fought back.
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#155 - godofcorndog (01/01/2016) [-]
True.
#10 - In the source, it is screaming loudly. It is a sound of sadnes…  [+] (49 new replies) 01/01/2016 on first time pet +107
#262 - thetallbeverage (01/01/2016) [-]
I've never actually fucking cried from anything on this website. This got me. This got me good. The pure fear. The complete fear inside that dog is killing me.

My dog was abused for the first year of his life, he's 13 now and he still flinches when someone tries to pet him.
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#247 - sphincterface (01/01/2016) [-]
I had no idea a dog could make a noise like that.....
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#222 - oceanfrank (01/01/2016) [-]
I remember seeing this on facebook some 6 months ago and couldn't believe a dog could make such sounds. It sounds so traumatized.
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#217 - artyomthebadass (01/01/2016) [-]
I git 2seconds in...nope cannot deal
#253 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
It has a happy ending where the dog quiets a bit.
#205 - erotictentacle (01/01/2016) [-]
Fuck.... guess im not gonna sleep tonight.....
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#173 - durkadurka (01/01/2016) [-]
Dude that's beyond fucked up. I never even knew a dog could make those noises. That dog has problem never known anything other than fear and pain. He's probably experiencing kindness for the first time.
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#125 - rokulda (01/01/2016) [-]
fuck man, that's terrible
#68 - allthesenamessuck (01/01/2016) [-]
THat poor pup. The only consolation is that at one point she had soothed it before it started screaming again...
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#246 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
If anything you can take solace in knowing that, by the looks, she (and probably others) are going to keep trying
and maybe one day that pupper is/was/will be happy and relaxed
#47 - veryfahnyjokes (01/01/2016) [-]
I was kinda expecting John Cena
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#45 - ariangirl (01/01/2016) [-]
Excuse me while I go look up some decent animal charities for me throw what little money I have at.
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#38 - clintonator (01/01/2016) [-]
sounds like a blooborne boss
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#194 - fuckscreennames (01/01/2016) [-]
kinda moves around a little like ludwig too
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#41 - angelious (01/01/2016) [-]
not enough screaming.
#42 - clintonator (01/01/2016) [-]
HUNTERS GET OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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#43 - angelious (01/01/2016) [-]
got that boss fight... great music, great feeling.


didnt see jackshit except flying fur for most of the match.
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#20 - ministermax (01/01/2016) [-]
Why the fuck did I watch this. When you said it was screaming I thought you were exaggerating, but holy shit.

This is crazy levels of fucked up and horrible
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#115 - superanonymouspers (01/01/2016) [-]
I think you watched it because you saw in the webm that it eventually calmed down as it realized it wasn't being harmed.
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#61 - testbug (01/01/2016) [-]
Learn to read the comments fool!
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#62 - ministermax (01/01/2016) [-]
Curiosity killed the Max
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#63 - testbug (01/01/2016) [-]
Indeed it did!
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#64 - ministermax (01/01/2016) [-]
Long time no talkie talkie btw
#17 - razerdude (01/01/2016) [-]
it just hurt so much to watch this.
why do we have to be so cruel
#277 - aerosol (01/02/2016) [-]
This is strangely soothing.
#189 - myreadyassyolk (01/01/2016) [-]
It's in human nature to dominate.
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#215 - teratorn (01/01/2016) [-]
Yeah,lets beat this poor dog to mental breakdown to show we are dominant.
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#226 - myreadyassyolk (01/01/2016) [-]
That's what some people will believe and that's how this happens.
>>#223
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#204 - peejay (01/01/2016) [-]
beating helpless creatures = dominating? aight
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#223 - myreadyassyolk (01/01/2016) [-]
To some yea, Sonetimes people think love is tying up someone in their basement. I didn't say to exclude the mentally did I?
#40 - thechosentroll (01/01/2016) [-]
I shall correct this with funny.
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#27 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
who 'we'
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#243 - nickypickle (01/01/2016) [-]
don't be such a dipshit
he was referring to the term as an idea, that we're the only type to give such an experience as well as the opposite
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#244 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
smartass*
because I know he was
But I was taking umbridge with being lumped in together with those kinds of people, even in the abstract

Because I can and because I cannot be stopped

But also because it isn't true
Animals are perfectly capable of this kind of behaviour, we just don't attribute malice to them because how could they know what it even is to be malicious and cruel
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#28 - razerdude (01/01/2016) [-]
humans in general
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#37 - smartythechicken (01/01/2016) [-]
being human is having empathy, among other things
whoever was cruel to the dog may have been homo sapien, but i can assure you that only some kind of monster would be mean to another creature to the point that the creature was so afraid.
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#201 - itsapirateslife (01/01/2016) [-]
That person probably never knew love either and probably got beat up by his/her father/mother too. That doesn't make this allright but often people can't help themselves I think. A serious mental disease could also be a reason. Once again, I'm NOT saying beating a dog is ok just because of your background, just wanted to put it in perspective. It's not always a concious choice.
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#139 - wanpanman (01/01/2016) [-]
Youre usualy a psychopath if you have no empathy. Most serial killers start out harming animals too.
#182 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Hitler loved animals
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#266 - wanpanman (01/01/2016) [-]
Lots of triggers to be pulled. But not by his fingers. He only told them to.


"Externalizing responsibility is when someone fails to accept responsibility for the messes they make or for the problems they cause. It is also failing to accept responsibility for the situations they find themselves in."

If he had killed every jew and or war casualty himself, you'd have a valid point. You still kinda do regardless but you get what i mean.
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#198 - johrny (01/01/2016) [-]
He was a human being after all. A murder but a human being afterall
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#29 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
speak for yourself
a lot of us are pretty alright
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#15 - kapitanokliosov (01/01/2016) [-]
holy fuck its actually screaming
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#126 - godofcorndog (01/01/2016) [-]
That is the sound of unbridled terror. It knows nothing other than what caused it to be that way. I'm surprised it is not biting or trying to fight.
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#245 - captainprincess (01/01/2016) [-]
it kinda did now and again, you can see it sort of lunging
but stopping short

probably got beat harder like wanpan said
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#138 - wanpanman (01/01/2016) [-]
It was probably hurt harder when it fought back.
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#155 - godofcorndog (01/01/2016) [-]
True.
#14 - anon (01/01/2016) [-]
Dear god I just can't
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#13 - phisk (01/01/2016) [-]
And there go my waterworks. Fuck!
#14 - Picture 01/01/2016 on Cutting Hotdogs +2
#35 - Picture 12/27/2015 on MAYJIC +2
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#4 - Always gotta keep some emergency tendies around, just in case. 12/24/2015 on Life is hard when you're... +2