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Date Signed Up:5/06/2011
Last Login:10/20/2014
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#14 - You ******* piece of **** Gizmo. 05/08/2014 on Cats opinion of your opinion +42
#41 - White Blood Cell's fw bacteria 05/08/2014 on Your body 0
#88 - What if she got crab claws instead?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on girl is given bionic hand +56
#338 - StarvedSouthKorean (05/08/2014) [-]
Then she would make an amazing hairdresser, I guess.
#9 - Picture 05/07/2014 on child still inside amniotic... 0
#9 - I do miss this show. 05/07/2014 on Awesome fan art of Samurai... 0
#30 - Ho lawd 05/07/2014 on black people 0
#29 - That looks like Hit Girl from Kick Ass 05/07/2014 on high maintenance girlfriend -1
#71 - One company controls the market on diamonds. They have total c…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2014 on IMAGINE THE BLOWJOB! +3
#88 - StarvedSouthKorean (05/06/2014) [-]
Yes and no, A normal diamond does lose much of it's value upon exiting the store, however, there are exceptions. In this the important factor that would raise the value is the rarity. It would take a very large and high quality diamond to raft something like this and the person cutting the gem would have to have a lot of skill.
User avatar #114 - Silver Quantum (05/06/2014) [-]
actually diamonds are not rare. like the other guy above said, it's just one company that controls everything and tells you they are rare, thus they can raise the price as much as they want, and people buy them because "they are rare"
#70 - Sorry if that caressed your ass cheeks a bit harshly, but it's…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2014 on IMAGINE THE BLOWJOB! +1
#72 - Hightower (05/06/2014) [-]
Not to mention Diamonds can be made in a lab, for cheap.
User avatar #80 - thecomkiller (05/06/2014) [-]
those are industrial diamonds, they're tiny and look like shit.
#103 - vparrish (05/06/2014) [-]
Indeed. A lot of people don't realize that they're are many different qualities of diamonds and not all are created equal.
#81 - Hightower (05/06/2014) [-]
#66 - Too bad diamonds are pretty much worthless the moment you buy …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/06/2014 on IMAGINE THE BLOWJOB! +25
#79 - StarvedSouthKorean (05/06/2014) [-]
You do realise what you're saying applies to pretty much everything to do with fashion, right?
User avatar #69 - cuntism (05/06/2014) [-]
That kinda doesn't make sense.

Diamonds are worth a certain value. Gold is too. Diamonds have a higher value, doesn't matter if that value is created artificially or by rarity, it's still worth more.

I do understand what you're saying though, yes it's true a lot of diamonds don't make it to market, but a lot of people semi-misunderstand the reasoning.

A massive part of it is to keep their value up, but also it's a quality thing - they don't just keep x amount off the market, they control the amounts depending on quality.

BTW in no way am I supporting/justifying the practice, just stating facts.

High quality diamonds are just as rare as they seem, however their are probably 90% more lower quality diamonds locked up somewhere.
User avatar #71 - godofcorndog (05/06/2014) [-]
One company controls the market on diamonds. They have total control of what that shiny rock is worth. Once you walk out of the store, it loses at least half of it's value. And guess who started that whole "Buy your bitch a diamond engagement ring, cause tradition" back in the 30's. That's right, that same diamond company.
#88 - StarvedSouthKorean (05/06/2014) [-]
Yes and no, A normal diamond does lose much of it's value upon exiting the store, however, there are exceptions. In this the important factor that would raise the value is the rarity. It would take a very large and high quality diamond to raft something like this and the person cutting the gem would have to have a lot of skill.
User avatar #114 - Silver Quantum (05/06/2014) [-]
actually diamonds are not rare. like the other guy above said, it's just one company that controls everything and tells you they are rare, thus they can raise the price as much as they want, and people buy them because "they are rare"
User avatar #68 - sinonyx (05/06/2014) [-]
i'm sure your future wife is goi-

i'm sorry, i can't write fiction very well... can someone finish this for me?
User avatar #70 - godofcorndog (05/06/2014) [-]
Sorry if that caressed your ass cheeks a bit harshly, but it's the truth. Call up any place with a sign outside that says "WE BUY JEWELRY" and ask them how much they would buy a diamond ring for. You will get more for the gold band, than the gem stone.
#72 - Hightower (05/06/2014) [-]
Not to mention Diamonds can be made in a lab, for cheap.
User avatar #80 - thecomkiller (05/06/2014) [-]
those are industrial diamonds, they're tiny and look like shit.
#103 - vparrish (05/06/2014) [-]
Indeed. A lot of people don't realize that they're are many different qualities of diamonds and not all are created equal.
#81 - Hightower (05/06/2014) [-]
#17 - Picture 04/30/2014 on I like how they treat... +1
#67 - And you are still with him..?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/30/2014 on I have a confession +60
#103 - nimithecat (04/30/2014) [-]
Sounds like a good wife to me.
I don't judge my girlfriend's taste for gay tentacle porn,
it doesn't affect the relationship all... think about it.

Is he just gonna go "hmm we're doing taxes and talking about romance and OH MY GOD LET'S FUCK CARTOON HORSES!"?

I dont know him, but my guess is that something like that would just be kept in the back of his closet, only to be discovered later when they're packing their things to move to another house together.
#107 - StarvedSouthKorean (04/30/2014) [-]
I get the feeling you fuck cartoon horses too hence the over defensiveness. ew.
User avatar #108 - nimithecat (04/30/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm worse... I have fantasies of having my girlfriend turn into a tentacle rape monster, and penetrating all of my orifices. I told her about it, she got a little weirded out, and then told me her wacky fantasy too.
She wishes I had big gay yaoi hands with which to hold her own with, rape, and lick her entire body with a 3-ft tongue.

I don't see a problem here, since we rarely ever bring it up.
User avatar #147 - nimithecat (04/30/2014) [-]
ilborghi
User avatar #135 - nimithecat (04/30/2014) [-]
ilborghi is MAAAAAD! lol!
#49 - Maybe you should use lube before anal next time. 04/30/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 12 0
#8 - I liked that game 04/28/2014 on BJ +2
#47 - Picture 04/26/2014 on this made my day +5
#74 - That is a face of a happy man. This is the face of a similar l… 04/26/2014 on Man finds out he's going to... 0
#13 - God ******* damn it. 04/26/2014 on Soiled it.... +7
#215 - Hell yeah Magic the Gathering Art 04/25/2014 on :I Well shit right. +1
#118 - And then he was all like 04/22/2014 on fuck da police +2
#5446 - **godofcorndog rolls 1,531,594** 04/22/2014 on Freeeeeeeeeee 0
#10 - Picture 04/21/2014 on tittles 0
#7 - Picture 04/21/2014 on Perry the Platypus +9
#5 - I know something you should be touching..  [+] (9 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Perry the Platypus +4
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User avatar #14 - mysticprophecy (04/21/2014) [-]
meanwhile at op's house
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User avatar #19 - puffingpuffin (04/21/2014) [-]
I would have more to say about this, but I'll save it for another time.
User avatar #24 - popnotes (04/21/2014) [-]
You should say it
#8 - tkfishandchips (04/21/2014) [-]
**tkfishandchips rolled image** Is it this? Not sure.
#20 - StarvedSouthKorean (04/21/2014) [-]
surprisingly relavent
#7 - godofcorndog (04/21/2014) [-]
#91 - Well, if you insist. 04/21/2014 on PERMABANNED +3
#9 - When a fed Pantheon ults in 04/21/2014 on What it feels like to fail... +1
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User avatar #6 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
#1 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
We hit the thread limit at last comment.   
   
Well done mate.
We hit the thread limit at last comment.

Well done mate.
#2 to #1 - godofcorndog ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Holy **** we did.
#3 to #2 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
One of my better war threads. Been a pleasure to have a fight with you.
One of my better war threads. Been a pleasure to have a fight with you.
#4 to #3 - godofcorndog ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
It has been an honor sir.
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