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- I actually had this conversation two day ago. It depends on wh…
- It's not 'Plague' god damn it, it's Pestilence.
Well, it's technically Conquest, War, Famine, and Death.
Pestalence is third. Time is first. War and Plauge are not appocoliptic omens or horsemen.
Oh and butter is for a bee sting
Wow, it's almost like those two words are synonyms you picky bitch.
Oh I'm sorry, do we just going around calling ancient beings of The End Times by less awesome names than they deserve? I don't fucking think so, jackwagon.
I like the old name better.
he isn't even a horseman it should be Conquest
It's both. Death, Famine and War are for sure, but the first horseman has been characterized as both Pestilence and Conquest.
We shall name him... "Conquestilence".
conquistilence works better
like conquistador and pestilence
Conquest and Pestilence are apparently up to interpretation. Conquest was viewed multiple ways, likely through translations, of religious conquering, infection, evil, and righteousness. More commonly, it is thought of in the 'infection', which lends to Pestilence.
I think you should try the old testiments and avoid internets for fable fedelity. Jesus done come back to update wiki and everyone knows hes a liar.
Oh and fables are often more reliable when sung by gypsies or pixies, but only sober pixes, they hopeless drunks.
Works for me, I like pestilence more anyway.
- Rest in peace pupper. Sorry OP.
- I dunno man. FDR was rated to be the #3 US president of all ti…
He's ranked that because all people learn in school is that he "helped end" the Great Depression and was Commander in Chief during the vast majority of WWII. People don't know as much about how quasi-Communist his New Deal policies were, how he specifically targeted Blacks to ensure they'd vote Democrat, how he blithely ignored the two term precedent set by George Washington. They don't know about his admiration for Joseph Stalin, a man just as evil as any in history. FDR was not a good President, he was simply in office when the American people were desperate.
- Well there's your problem. Your pancake went through some alch…
1.4 million dollars in...
- There will be, though I just checked, and there is no release …
i don't know what i expected
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- Shh Hank..it's ok.
Roll for THICC taddies
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