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#93 - The top left side still is longer than the rest of them. Whoev… 09/30/2014 on Irritating shit 0
#121 - I like Vorel, but man he takes a bit to get going. 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 0
#103 - Momir Vig is my choice for EDH.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 0
User avatar #105 - silverhellion (09/25/2014) [-]
mofuggin' vorel of the hull clade.

i'm gonna double this monsters counters, then quadruple, then octuple.
User avatar #121 - godofcorndog (09/25/2014) [-]
I like Vorel, but man he takes a bit to get going.
#97 - This is how you make me feel right now.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 0
User avatar #101 - languagexplain (09/25/2014) [-]
Wut
#81 - give me all your promos  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 +1
User avatar #83 - languagexplain (09/25/2014) [-]
not actually a judge yet -> no promos
#97 - godofcorndog (09/25/2014) [-]
This is how you make me feel right now.
User avatar #101 - languagexplain (09/25/2014) [-]
Wut
#76 - I like the Ashen Rider for the Ranger. Magic the Gatheri…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Classes v.2 +3
#136 - mcwkennedy (09/25/2014) [-]
See MTG mentioned in comments, take out my decks
User avatar #102 - silverhellion (09/25/2014) [-]
fuck orzhov. simic fo lyfe
User avatar #103 - godofcorndog (09/25/2014) [-]
Momir Vig is my choice for EDH.
User avatar #105 - silverhellion (09/25/2014) [-]
mofuggin' vorel of the hull clade.

i'm gonna double this monsters counters, then quadruple, then octuple.
User avatar #121 - godofcorndog (09/25/2014) [-]
I like Vorel, but man he takes a bit to get going.
User avatar #80 - languagexplain (09/25/2014) [-]
Nerd
Jk I'm a judge in training.
User avatar #135 - lightingeagle (09/25/2014) [-]
Is that a paying job?

I've always wondered that.
#81 - godofcorndog (09/25/2014) [-]
give me all your promos
User avatar #83 - languagexplain (09/25/2014) [-]
not actually a judge yet -> no promos
#97 - godofcorndog (09/25/2014) [-]
This is how you make me feel right now.
User avatar #101 - languagexplain (09/25/2014) [-]
Wut
#84 - They make books for blind people. Braille and all that new-age…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Blind Girls +7
#114 - pandawarlord (09/25/2014) [-]
#101 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/24/2014) [-]
thanks for the reaction image

kyoukai no kanata is one of my favorite animes right now
#45 - Picture 09/24/2014 on FJ lately in a nutshell +4
#36 - Too bad the movie sucked complete ass-cock. I paid $40 to see … 09/24/2014 on Transformer Porn -1
#67 - You make a solid case. 09/21/2014 on dumb ass shit +1
#60 - Are you saying these aren't the nipples of a real doctor..?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on dumb ass shit 0
#61 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]
Those are some nice nipples, but according to my charts woof bark bark
#67 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
You make a solid case.
#55 - No, it is not, but preferring the man to have a huge, veiny co…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2014 on dumb ass shit +1
#57 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]













I don't trust you
#60 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
Are you saying these aren't the nipples of a real doctor..?
#61 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]
Those are some nice nipples, but according to my charts woof bark bark
#67 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
You make a solid case.
#49 - Its true though. Unless you watch porn with a strips of black …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2014 on dumb ass shit +1
#51 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]
Having a man in porn in a heterosexual context is not gay
#55 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
No, it is not, but preferring the man to have a huge, veiny cock that destroys the pussy, over a little chapstick-tube cock that she laughs at is a step in the gay direction. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
#57 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]













I don't trust you
#60 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
Are you saying these aren't the nipples of a real doctor..?
#61 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]
Those are some nice nipples, but according to my charts woof bark bark
#67 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
You make a solid case.
#33 - Of course. 09/21/2014 on test +73
#36 - Everyone is a little gay. Even if they don't know it.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/21/2014 on dumb ass shit +2
#40 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]
God I wish
#49 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
Its true though. Unless you watch porn with a strips of black construction paper of various shapes and sizes to block out all the cocks, you are a little gay.
#51 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]
Having a man in porn in a heterosexual context is not gay
#55 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
No, it is not, but preferring the man to have a huge, veiny cock that destroys the pussy, over a little chapstick-tube cock that she laughs at is a step in the gay direction. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
#57 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]













I don't trust you
#60 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
Are you saying these aren't the nipples of a real doctor..?
#61 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]
Those are some nice nipples, but according to my charts woof bark bark
#67 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
You make a solid case.
#32 - Networking Technology reporting in.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/21/2014 on dumb ass shit +6
#33 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]
We literally have a song about how you gotta turn gay to keep your sex life going during this study.
Not that I had a sex life to begin with
#36 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
Everyone is a little gay. Even if they don't know it.
#40 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]
God I wish
#49 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
Its true though. Unless you watch porn with a strips of black construction paper of various shapes and sizes to block out all the cocks, you are a little gay.
#51 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]
Having a man in porn in a heterosexual context is not gay
#55 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
No, it is not, but preferring the man to have a huge, veiny cock that destroys the pussy, over a little chapstick-tube cock that she laughs at is a step in the gay direction. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
#57 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]













I don't trust you
#60 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
Are you saying these aren't the nipples of a real doctor..?
#61 - Kairyuka (09/21/2014) [-]
Those are some nice nipples, but according to my charts woof bark bark
#67 - godofcorndog (09/21/2014) [-]
You make a solid case.
#33 - Are you reading my posts..? I'm not saying diamonds have a fix… 09/20/2014 on uh oh -1
#30 - From what my Illuminati sources tell me, diamond retailers are…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on uh oh -1
User avatar #31 - wrpen (09/20/2014) [-]
Did you even read my post?

Diamonds don't have a fixed price, no matter what. Hell, if there was a monopoly on diamonds, there'd be a huge amount of independent sellers that essentially override the monopoly.
User avatar #33 - godofcorndog (09/20/2014) [-]
Are you reading my posts..? I'm not saying diamonds have a fixed price, that is the point. There is no market for them, the value is what the company decides it is. A market would imply there is an feasible balance of supply and demand, and there is not.
#23 - Diamonds can be worth something, but even a large one isn't as…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/20/2014 on uh oh +1
User avatar #27 - wrpen (09/20/2014) [-]
What you just said is completely paradoxical. Diamonds don't have a fixed value. Anywhere you go, if there are more than one diamond retailer or even more than one person selling diamonds at all, the price of them will fall dramatically as each tries to undercut the other in order to attract business.

For example, if a second person comes along with a ring similar to the one in the OP and wants to sell it, they would bring down the price from $1800 a little since, at that price, they are guaranteed to attract a buyer before the first person. Then the first person would lower his own price for the same reason until one gets close to what they paid for it.

The ring could very well be worth even more than $1800, depending on where the buyer lives in relation to stores, how well the buyer likes the specific look of that ring, whether or not the buyer intends to get married, and a billion and one other factors.

There isn't just a fixed price for literally anything in the world. What you may be able to find for $300, the seller might've found it for $1500 or so elsewhere in the world.
User avatar #30 - godofcorndog (09/20/2014) [-]
From what my Illuminati sources tell me, diamond retailers are all owned by one company. There is no market for diamonds, outside of what that company creates for them. That is kind of why when you sell a diamond ring to sell, you will make more money on the gold in the band, than you will from the gemstone.
User avatar #31 - wrpen (09/20/2014) [-]
Did you even read my post?

Diamonds don't have a fixed price, no matter what. Hell, if there was a monopoly on diamonds, there'd be a huge amount of independent sellers that essentially override the monopoly.
User avatar #33 - godofcorndog (09/20/2014) [-]
Are you reading my posts..? I'm not saying diamonds have a fixed price, that is the point. There is no market for them, the value is what the company decides it is. A market would imply there is an feasible balance of supply and demand, and there is not.
User avatar #24 - littleliz (09/20/2014) [-]
white gold is sometimes platinum combined with gold. it depends on where you buy it from. diamonds arnt worth anything they are a rock. one thats not to hard to find. its the expenses of cutting, cleaning, polishing, setting and what its worth to the customer that defines value. i once saw a real blue diamond. it was only -----> O <----- that big and it was 2k just for the diamond.
jewelry stores try to rip you off with crappy logic. once i tried to buy a ring from a store and i asked them if they can slightly customize it for me. they agreed and called me with the estimate price. it was an alexandrite ring with a heart shaped stone and i wanted it combined with another ring, i wanted a one size smaller stone than the first one with the second rings silver band. the rings at the store cost 560$ and 350$ so with a smaller stone i expected it to be around 450$ the estimate was 2k. i asked why and there only reason was because the ring would be new. i couldve bought both rings for less than that one.
User avatar #26 - itembox (09/20/2014) [-]
This reminds me of those "chocolate" diamond commercials. Which are just brown diamonds aka shit tier diamonds.
User avatar #29 - littleliz (09/20/2014) [-]
yea i wouldnt want a brown diamond. they are just as bad as cloudy diamonds
#21 - Sad thing is, that ring is worth maybe $300. The diamonds are …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/20/2014 on uh oh -1
User avatar #25 - itembox (09/20/2014) [-]
He's right folks, my folks went to sell back a ring that was worth $2500 back in the 70s and they offered $450 for it.
Gold will sell for its value but I would wait until the next recession comes around, that's when the prices jump. Buy low, sell high.
User avatar #22 - littleliz (09/20/2014) [-]
in this case its not the diamonds its the white gold. white gold is very high priced. white gold plus big diamonds can be worth a very high amount.
User avatar #23 - godofcorndog (09/20/2014) [-]
Diamonds can be worth something, but even a large one isn't as valuable as you'd think. One company, and I mean, one company owns and controls the value of a diamond. Unless you are a retailer from them, selling to a consumer, they don't retain value at all. They are worth easily a tenth of what you would buy them for out of a store. Gold is still very valuable, platinum even more so.
User avatar #27 - wrpen (09/20/2014) [-]
What you just said is completely paradoxical. Diamonds don't have a fixed value. Anywhere you go, if there are more than one diamond retailer or even more than one person selling diamonds at all, the price of them will fall dramatically as each tries to undercut the other in order to attract business.

For example, if a second person comes along with a ring similar to the one in the OP and wants to sell it, they would bring down the price from $1800 a little since, at that price, they are guaranteed to attract a buyer before the first person. Then the first person would lower his own price for the same reason until one gets close to what they paid for it.

The ring could very well be worth even more than $1800, depending on where the buyer lives in relation to stores, how well the buyer likes the specific look of that ring, whether or not the buyer intends to get married, and a billion and one other factors.

There isn't just a fixed price for literally anything in the world. What you may be able to find for $300, the seller might've found it for $1500 or so elsewhere in the world.
User avatar #30 - godofcorndog (09/20/2014) [-]
From what my Illuminati sources tell me, diamond retailers are all owned by one company. There is no market for diamonds, outside of what that company creates for them. That is kind of why when you sell a diamond ring to sell, you will make more money on the gold in the band, than you will from the gemstone.
User avatar #31 - wrpen (09/20/2014) [-]
Did you even read my post?

Diamonds don't have a fixed price, no matter what. Hell, if there was a monopoly on diamonds, there'd be a huge amount of independent sellers that essentially override the monopoly.
User avatar #33 - godofcorndog (09/20/2014) [-]
Are you reading my posts..? I'm not saying diamonds have a fixed price, that is the point. There is no market for them, the value is what the company decides it is. A market would imply there is an feasible balance of supply and demand, and there is not.
User avatar #24 - littleliz (09/20/2014) [-]
white gold is sometimes platinum combined with gold. it depends on where you buy it from. diamonds arnt worth anything they are a rock. one thats not to hard to find. its the expenses of cutting, cleaning, polishing, setting and what its worth to the customer that defines value. i once saw a real blue diamond. it was only -----> O <----- that big and it was 2k just for the diamond.
jewelry stores try to rip you off with crappy logic. once i tried to buy a ring from a store and i asked them if they can slightly customize it for me. they agreed and called me with the estimate price. it was an alexandrite ring with a heart shaped stone and i wanted it combined with another ring, i wanted a one size smaller stone than the first one with the second rings silver band. the rings at the store cost 560$ and 350$ so with a smaller stone i expected it to be around 450$ the estimate was 2k. i asked why and there only reason was because the ring would be new. i couldve bought both rings for less than that one.
User avatar #26 - itembox (09/20/2014) [-]
This reminds me of those "chocolate" diamond commercials. Which are just brown diamonds aka shit tier diamonds.
User avatar #29 - littleliz (09/20/2014) [-]
yea i wouldnt want a brown diamond. they are just as bad as cloudy diamonds
#115 - How it feels to chew 5 gum..? 09/17/2014 on Only in japan +1
#55 - That parrot's face is just all "I've seen some ***… 09/17/2014 on So I heard you like cute... 0
#132 - Picture 09/16/2014 on Your Sex Life +1
#69 - Goat Simulator  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Your Sex Life +9
User avatar #83 - goddamnfudgesicles (09/16/2014) [-]
If that's what floats your goat.
#181 - locke (09/16/2014) [-]
at least he didn't say animal crossing.
#132 - godofcorndog (09/16/2014) [-]
#68 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Your Sex Life +4
#69 - godofcorndog (09/15/2014) [-]
Goat Simulator
User avatar #83 - goddamnfudgesicles (09/16/2014) [-]
If that's what floats your goat.
#181 - locke (09/16/2014) [-]
at least he didn't say animal crossing.
#132 - godofcorndog (09/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
#1 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
We hit the thread limit at last comment.   
   
Well done mate.
We hit the thread limit at last comment.

Well done mate.
#3 to #2 - felixjarl (04/14/2014) [-]
One of my better war threads. Been a pleasure to have a fight with you.
One of my better war threads. Been a pleasure to have a fight with you.
#4 to #3 - godofcorndog (04/14/2014) [-]
It has been an honor sir.
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