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#333 - msfattytroll (02/18/2014) [-]
I was a tremendous little shit when I was a teen
On more than a few occasions I skipped school to engage in various illicit activities with a group of established ne'er-do-wells.
On several of these excursions we burglarized the homes of people known to be absent during the day and we'd take our sweet time rifling through their belongings and such.
Of especially common note (and as anyone who has ever worked fixing computers can attest to) was that desktops and laptops are goldmines for "terribly embarrassing shit"
I'd suspect that if the intruder had done his homework and known with at least marginal certainty that the home would be unoccupied for quite a while that he would have perused the residents videos collection and (if possible) the contents of whatever computers were to be found.
#350 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
Maybe if you live in one of those countries where it's legal to fuck twelve year olds.
#254 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
I used to be a thief (not anymore this was years ago cleaned up my act since) and you can do anything you want in someones house if you know how long they'll be gone. I've watched a whole movie, made a smoothie, even read part of a book on of the wives was writing. Some of my buddies would even hang out for the weekend if they knew the family would be gone for a week or something. So he might have seen the labels and taken the time to watch it.
#330 - Sinless (02/18/2014) [-]
No, this isn't CSI.
They don't even do fingerprint analysis. Even if their is clearly a fingerprint of the criminal. Forensics is expensive, so they don't pull it for every petty crime. Much less DNA analysis. They reserve that kind of stuff for the big crimes.
I had a close friend once who had someone break into her house, knock over a pie she left out, and leave blueberry jelly fingerprints on her wall. She asked the cop about it and he said, "Yeah we don't really do that kind of stuff."
#48 - mytwocents (02/17/2014) [-]
he prolly decided to turn on the TV / PC while he was robbing the house and take a few hours to check out the material. evaluate the artistic performance and shit. the usual procedure. most pro burglars take their time and check ebay prices while they are inside the house before they actually decide which stuff to take.
yes, this lil story is quite credible and 100% leit.
#35 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
Maybe he stole a camera and it's case, which had the tapes in it. And then he just got kind of curious.
#7 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
it's hard to imagine a burglar sitting in before a computer and going thru everything for hours to find something (or tapes, cd, pendrives... something) while being in someone's house he just broke into
so yea callin bs
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