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gnalde

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Video Games Played: League of Legends
Date Signed Up:6/20/2012
Last Login:4/23/2015
Location:Denmark
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#22235
Highest Content Rank:#1671
Highest Comment Rank:#448
Content Thumbs: 4442 total,  5162 ,  720
Comment Thumbs: 10053 total,  10676 ,  623
Content Level Progress: 94% (94/100)
Level 141 Content: Faptastic → Level 142 Content: Faptastic
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Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Content Views:378405
Times Content Favorited:300 times
Total Comments Made:1017
FJ Points:12368

latest user's comments

#10 - I don't know anything about her and yet I can tell that I'd hate her. 11/12/2014 on joshlol best seller +1
#7 - "i kinda maybe might like you but I'm too pussy to actual…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #9 - AnonsForSure (11/12/2014) [-]
So you think if he had written "I love you, girl" the outcome would have been different? Are you retarded?
User avatar #11 - gnalde (11/12/2014) [-]
There is a middle ground, like just asking her out and showing a shred of confidence instead of just making vague statements and hoping for her to take the initiative for you.

Or, you can go online and whine about how you got 'friendzoned'
#6 - I love how after it makes the jump it sticks out its chest lik… 11/12/2014 on Party Hard +2
#3 - That casual dodge... what a legend. 11/12/2014 on Technology! 0
#5 - one day you will be grown up and understand 11/12/2014 on Boxing recreation +1
#18 - what did he say senpai pls  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on 3 types.. +3
User avatar #21 - dutchfag (11/12/2014) [-]
he said i didnt know anything about pussy because i was a virgin
#10 - Do you really want the teacher to think you're staring at a ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on ring ring ring ring... 0
User avatar #20 - sunice (11/12/2014) [-]
What if its nutrition 101?
#4 - Picture 11/12/2014 on Gandalf the Who +1
#2 - >when the school photographer told you to smile  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Hemlock +27
User avatar #7 - siriusfakk (11/12/2014) [-]
Hahaha we can all relate to that because all of us probably already lived through that experience.
Make some jokes bitch
#1 - would people really lie on Facebook to make their life appear …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Xtreme +19
#4 - gordonbm (11/12/2014) [-]
Guys, I think this was a rhetorical question.
User avatar #3 - wisdomtooth (11/12/2014) [-]
I think you just answered your own question there
#2 - hasinvadedyou (11/12/2014) [-]
Pretty sure everyone on facebook does but i dont use it outside of family and rl friends, very rarely because if i dont contact you offline then you arent important to me.
#32 - At least you have a nice mouse.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on only guys will get this +5
#46 - theblackhorntail (11/12/2014) [-]
#10 - Erh, ******* work on it? "My whole life …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Satan on addiction +10
#35 - jamesjc (11/12/2014) [-]
I work on it everyday. I just don't know if what I'm doing is enough in the long run.
User avatar #73 - doctorprofessornv (11/12/2014) [-]
Well the good news is that just as you can fuck up your dopamine receptors, you can un-fuck them up as well. The human body is adaptable, you can pretty much force it to do whatever you want with enough effort (within the bound of biology of course).
User avatar #69 - commissarcrunch (11/12/2014) [-]
it'll be enough only if you keep at it
#45 - Equally awesome. 11/06/2014 on True AI 0
#40 - Man, Hitman Absolution was pretty awesome. Now you gon made me…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2014 on True AI 0
User avatar #44 - loctos (11/06/2014) [-]
This gif is of Hitman: Blood Money
User avatar #45 - gnalde (11/06/2014) [-]
Equally awesome.
#6 - God that is adorable. I just want to put a leash on it, pet it… 11/05/2014 on too much cuteness in one... 0
#30 - i can almost feel the pain in my balls imagining guys do that 09/30/2014 on Doing it wrong +1
#6 - Picture 09/26/2014 on pure pleasure +98
#10 - it broke off inside your mom 09/26/2014 on fuck poachers +1
#170 - I hope you're right because I am going there now. 09/22/2014 on Hell sure is a funny place 0
#4 - Wait, no comments about him being fat? FJ, I am disappoint.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Witty title -13
User avatar #7 - thechosentroll (09/12/2014) [-]
We're morons, but we're still not stupid enough to piss off the most accurate bowman ever.
User avatar #13 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2014) [-]
I don't care how good you are with a bow, we invented guns for a reason.
User avatar #12 - mcswoof (09/13/2014) [-]
Pfft whatever whats a fatass gonna d-
#6 - aggressivesalad (09/12/2014) [-]
hi disappoint, i'm dad
#1 - Yeah, this didn't happen. 09/12/2014 on lugio.jpeg +21
#3 - Picture 09/12/2014 on what a bitch +2
#2 - Perfect Darudestorm 09/12/2014 on (untitled) -1
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Just a face swap... +1
User avatar #4 - chickenbones (09/12/2014) [-]
Looks like anal.
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on medic! +1
#2 - vlemich (09/12/2014) [-]

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User avatar #4 - nought (09/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 - matrixone (06/02/2014) [-]
ur fgt
#1 - billywonka (11/30/2013) [-]
this place is creepy
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