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Age: 25
Video Games Played: League of Legends
Date Signed Up:6/20/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Denmark
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#29 - Few things are as funny as someone getting punched in the ball… 12/09/2014 on Basketballs +1
#116 - because we break one of them when trying to tie it 12/08/2014 on Why aren't we funding this? 0
#62 - This is one of the theme accounts that might actually do well.… 12/03/2014 on Come over 0
#31 - Feels like she got off easy, since she probably won't ever act…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Gender equality goes both... +159
#45 - jokerja (11/28/2014) [-]
If she's got insurance, the insurance company pays for her, and then she get's herself stuck in one hell of a debt. Most likely this forces convicts into poverty, and this is about the only time I agree with it,

Bitch had it coming.

Man he had so much going for him, and then sum bitch just yells rape, and without a proper investigation, she drives it all to the groud. I'm pissed.
Pissed and scared.
#243 - greatgranpapy (11/29/2014) [-]
Don't mind me
#33 - anonymous (11/28/2014) [-]
Hell, considering how much she has to pay I would rather go to jail. Also why do you think she won't pay anything? :s I think everyone involved is going to make sure she does and fuck it, if she tries to escape with a half ass apology everyone say: thank you, now where is my money, bitch?
#34 - shikilov (11/28/2014) [-]
Courts don't enforce them to pay. The most that he could is continuously ask "Where's my money?" but if he took it back to court, they would just say, "Yeah, you owe him money. Give it." But they won't make a cop force her, or force her bank, or keep watching their activity for it. Courts don't care.
#39 - databutt (11/28/2014) [-]
It depends on the state, but she is going to have about 25% of her revenue skimmed off her paychecks, maybe for the rest of her life. Due to new bankruptcy laws, you can't get out of a COD.

www.ftb.ca.gov/online/Court_Ordered_Debt/earnings.shtml
User avatar #93 - becauseoprahsaidso (11/28/2014) [-]
She could still suck dick for money. You can't skim "under the table" money pun intended
#27 - Picture 11/28/2014 on Only in Canada +2
#11 - There is a middle ground, like just asking her out and showing… 11/12/2014 on (untitled) 0
#3 - Picture 11/12/2014 on Le paris 0
#6 - well I guess we now know why slavery became a thing. Ain't nob… 11/12/2014 on Mexicans +19
#44 - 28 people favorited this, will never look at it again nor ever… 11/12/2014 on 18 Food Replacement Hacks +1
#9 - that is one serious building if it takes 10 minutes to fall 11/12/2014 on Balcony +42
#13 - **gnalde rolls 9,424** In this comment thread: endless amoun… 11/12/2014 on Something Intelligent 0
#4 - you are the hero funnyjunk deserves 11/12/2014 on Oh Snap 0
#4 - Oh man, so simple and yet made me laugh out loud in the office… 11/12/2014 on will smith +3
#3 - but why 11/12/2014 on Facial Recognition +14
#10 - I don't know anything about her and yet I can tell that I'd hate her. 11/12/2014 on joshlol best seller +1
#7 - "i kinda maybe might like you but I'm too pussy to actual…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2014 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #9 - AnonsForSure (11/12/2014) [-]
So you think if he had written "I love you, girl" the outcome would have been different? Are you retarded?
User avatar #11 - gnalde (11/12/2014) [-]
There is a middle ground, like just asking her out and showing a shred of confidence instead of just making vague statements and hoping for her to take the initiative for you.

Or, you can go online and whine about how you got 'friendzoned'
#6 - I love how after it makes the jump it sticks out its chest lik… 11/12/2014 on Party Hard +2
#3 - That casual dodge... what a legend. 11/12/2014 on Technology! 0
#5 - one day you will be grown up and understand 11/12/2014 on Boxing recreation +1
#18 - what did he say senpai pls  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on 3 types.. +3
User avatar #21 - dutchfag (11/12/2014) [-]
he said i didnt know anything about pussy because i was a virgin
#10 - Do you really want the teacher to think you're staring at a ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on ring ring ring ring... 0
User avatar #20 - sunice (11/12/2014) [-]
What if its nutrition 101?
#4 - Picture 11/12/2014 on Gandalf the Who +1
#2 - >when the school photographer told you to smile  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Hemlock +27
User avatar #7 - siriusfakk (11/12/2014) [-]
Hahaha we can all relate to that because all of us probably already lived through that experience.
Make some jokes bitch
#1 - would people really lie on Facebook to make their life appear …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on Xtreme +19
#4 - gordonbm (11/12/2014) [-]
Guys, I think this was a rhetorical question.
User avatar #3 - wisdomtooth (11/12/2014) [-]
I think you just answered your own question there
#2 - hasinvadedyou (11/12/2014) [-]
Pretty sure everyone on facebook does but i dont use it outside of family and rl friends, very rarely because if i dont contact you offline then you arent important to me.
#32 - At least you have a nice mouse.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on only guys will get this +5
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