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Date Signed Up:10/17/2013
Last Login:12/28/2014
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Well isn't this fun to do.
Guess I'll just say these favorite quotes of mine.

"Because fuck you that's why"
"Go back to the fire nation!"

That's about it. Have fun

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    To This Day To This Day
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    I miss this show. I miss this show.
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#44 - **gmanofwonder used "*roll picture*"** **gmanofwonder rolle… 1 hour ago on Flirting -1
#46 - **gmanofwonder used "*roll picture*"** **gmanofwonder rolle… 12/27/2014 on hard turd 0
#5468 - The idea being that you're showing the flaws of social classes…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on /books/ board 0
User avatar #5474 - thefunnyside (17 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, but as I said below, I've already finished it quite some time ago
#5467 - Make your crime something that you were actually innocent abo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2014 on /books/ board 0
User avatar #5468 - gmanofwonder (12/26/2014) [-]
The idea being that you're showing the flaws of social classes, and how power can actually create a no win situation for those who are good.
User avatar #5474 - thefunnyside (17 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, but as I said below, I've already finished it quite some time ago
#168454 - That actually makes sense. Though I have to admit, i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #168521 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (11 hours ago) [-]
The laughter (coping mechanism) isn't a bad thing.
However, it shows that you're still holding onto the past -- At least in some way.

When you're able to come to terms with the past, and completely move on, then it will go away.
#168452 - Well that's kinda the thing... like the laughing is …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#168453 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/26/2014) [-]
The laughter is a coping mechanism.
How you tell yourself everything is going to be all right.

That will subside once you're able to get past your past.

Don't let your past Define you, let it Refine you.
User avatar #168454 - gmanofwonder (12/26/2014) [-]
That actually makes sense.

Though I have to admit, it's one hell of a useful tool for dealing with most bullies.

I can't tell you how amazing it is when the guy thinks you're the equivalent of The joker
User avatar #168521 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (11 hours ago) [-]
The laughter (coping mechanism) isn't a bad thing.
However, it shows that you're still holding onto the past -- At least in some way.

When you're able to come to terms with the past, and completely move on, then it will go away.
#168450 - But it doesn't end there. I pull out the knife and t…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#168451 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/26/2014) [-]
Actually, for the most part, you did the right thing.
Sure cutting your hand was a bit excessive, but it scared them off.
Cutting your hand and showing them you're not afraid was the discerning factor that made them up and leave.

It wasn't when you completely took out their armed friend.
It wasn't when you threatened them and laughed in their faces.
It was when you took it a step further and showed that you weren't afraid.

Yes, excessive. But given the circumstances, I doubt they would have backed off any other way.

It's not like you're going around cutting yourself for the joy of it -- For the thrill of fear on other people's faces.
You did it to not only protect yourself, but to save another man's life.

You sir, are a hero.
Now, if you liked to watch yourself and others bleed, and generally enjoy the pain... then you might have a problem. But so long as it's a way of saying "Screw off, or I'll mess you up," then I don't really see much of a problem in it.
User avatar #168452 - gmanofwonder (12/26/2014) [-]
Well that's kinda the thing... like

the laughing is what scared me. Because the laughing itself was an instinctive response. The rest was rational but here I was, facing 4 dudes and laughing about it.

It's just... yeah.

I guess it's just a fucked up situation to begin with.

I kinda have more stories like this but this was the first actual fight... there are a couple where it was just more about the PTSD. it's fucked up sometimes. really fucked up what you can think about when you've learned enough.
#168453 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/26/2014) [-]
The laughter is a coping mechanism.
How you tell yourself everything is going to be all right.

That will subside once you're able to get past your past.

Don't let your past Define you, let it Refine you.
User avatar #168454 - gmanofwonder (12/26/2014) [-]
That actually makes sense.

Though I have to admit, it's one hell of a useful tool for dealing with most bullies.

I can't tell you how amazing it is when the guy thinks you're the equivalent of The joker
User avatar #168521 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (11 hours ago) [-]
The laughter (coping mechanism) isn't a bad thing.
However, it shows that you're still holding onto the past -- At least in some way.

When you're able to come to terms with the past, and completely move on, then it will go away.
#168448 - I had to fight a guy today. It was pretty scary, tho…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #168460 - focalanemo (12/26/2014) [-]
Nice self control, and you did the right thing so there is nothing to worry about.

The blurring and laughing is just the adrenaline rush
User avatar #168458 - marinepenguin (12/26/2014) [-]
I gotta say, this story is dangerously close to not only being like "I can kill you in 700 different ways", but also being put in a cringe comp the way you have worded it. If it's true, awesome, you should be proud of yourself for defending that guy and saving him from a trip to the hospital or worse. If not, you're a huge tool who wants an ego boost.

Probably the best way to validate this story is to post a picture and timestamp of your cut hand, and maybe some bloody clothes if any got on them.
User avatar #168450 - gmanofwonder (12/26/2014) [-]
But it doesn't end there.

I pull out the knife and take it out.

They're looking at me, scared of getting stabbed obviously. But I did what I did when my brother beat me. when my ptsd controlled me.
and I started laughing. Dying of laughter, like I just was watching King Jong Uuns death on The Interview. at that point I realized all I needed was for them to think I was insane and they'd leave.

So I cut open my hand, and start dripping the blood on the knocked out guy. At this point, they ran. I've never seen anyone run like that before.
My face grew cold. Walked up to the businees dressed dude and woke him up. He actually took a swing, thinking I was the guy who knocked him out. I blocked it..

"Shit man! I thought you were that dude, I'm sorry."

"All good" I had said.

Turns out the dude got fired that day. I gave him a 50 and left.
When I got home, that's when I broke down and started crying.

I just wanted to ask... how do you forget what you've learned? Fuck, it was a sound of a blade and I became insane. How, do I turn it off?
#168451 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/26/2014) [-]
Actually, for the most part, you did the right thing.
Sure cutting your hand was a bit excessive, but it scared them off.
Cutting your hand and showing them you're not afraid was the discerning factor that made them up and leave.

It wasn't when you completely took out their armed friend.
It wasn't when you threatened them and laughed in their faces.
It was when you took it a step further and showed that you weren't afraid.

Yes, excessive. But given the circumstances, I doubt they would have backed off any other way.

It's not like you're going around cutting yourself for the joy of it -- For the thrill of fear on other people's faces.
You did it to not only protect yourself, but to save another man's life.

You sir, are a hero.
Now, if you liked to watch yourself and others bleed, and generally enjoy the pain... then you might have a problem. But so long as it's a way of saying "Screw off, or I'll mess you up," then I don't really see much of a problem in it.
User avatar #168452 - gmanofwonder (12/26/2014) [-]
Well that's kinda the thing... like

the laughing is what scared me. Because the laughing itself was an instinctive response. The rest was rational but here I was, facing 4 dudes and laughing about it.

It's just... yeah.

I guess it's just a fucked up situation to begin with.

I kinda have more stories like this but this was the first actual fight... there are a couple where it was just more about the PTSD. it's fucked up sometimes. really fucked up what you can think about when you've learned enough.
#168453 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (12/26/2014) [-]
The laughter is a coping mechanism.
How you tell yourself everything is going to be all right.

That will subside once you're able to get past your past.

Don't let your past Define you, let it Refine you.
User avatar #168454 - gmanofwonder (12/26/2014) [-]
That actually makes sense.

Though I have to admit, it's one hell of a useful tool for dealing with most bullies.

I can't tell you how amazing it is when the guy thinks you're the equivalent of The joker
User avatar #168521 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (11 hours ago) [-]
The laughter (coping mechanism) isn't a bad thing.
However, it shows that you're still holding onto the past -- At least in some way.

When you're able to come to terms with the past, and completely move on, then it will go away.
#168447 - I thought it was right on the spike channel.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #168457 - confusedasian (12/26/2014) [-]
They only show highlights. They say it's on mobile app, but I doubt it's all of the episodes and I really would rather just watch on my computer instead of my ipod.
#168446 - I found it's all about the build up. I don't wan… 12/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#3 - dehumanizer (12/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - miscarriage (11/01/2013) [-]
I thought we were friends
User avatar #2 to #1 - gmanofwonder ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
We are bby
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