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#55 - Picture 09/07/2014 on I lived a good live 0
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User avatar #67 - seras (09/07/2014) [-]
Gummy bears in Germany are made with gelatin substitute made from plants.
#65 - kirkbot (09/07/2014) [-]
this is common knowledge
User avatar #64 - demandsgayversion (09/07/2014) [-]
Waste not want not
#60 - teamfreewill (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #58 - priestoftheoldones (09/07/2014) [-]
And?
User avatar #56 - sepheroth (09/07/2014) [-]
Now I know how to make it myself! Thanks!
User avatar #54 - supervillian (09/07/2014) [-]
Jokes on you,im still lovin' that shit
#55 - glycogen (09/07/2014) [-]
#174 - Potatoes are low fat and eaten by the leanest cultures on eart…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Fat shaming Saturday? 0
#192 - iworkforlaughs (09/07/2014) [-]
She's not eating real potaotes though bro, it's that box shit.
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User avatar #124 - ivoryhammer (09/07/2014) [-]
You're god damn right. Nothing fills me more with pleasure than murdering a cow and then devouring it, but not before I rape it horribly.
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User avatar #124 - ivoryhammer (09/07/2014) [-]
You're god damn right. Nothing fills me more with pleasure than murdering a cow and then devouring it, but not before I rape it horribly.
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User avatar #140 - supervillian (09/07/2014) [-]
Im looking at your comments and **** ,and I cant tell if your a troll or serious.
If you are a troll though,you've done your ******* research
User avatar #134 - creepydudewatching (08/30/2014) [-]
Had my first banana milkshake today. I blended in two bananas and a bit of milk, and I must say it was actually quite nice.
I would've made it without milk, but mum said it was necessary for helping the bananas to blend or something like that.
Thinkin' of you, bro
User avatar #135 to #134 - glycogen (09/01/2014) [-]
ditch the milk.
that **** is nasty.

Ripe bananas (spotty) blend up really well with just water.

User avatar #136 to #135 - creepydudewatching (09/01/2014) [-]
Is it normal for the banana shake to turn brown if left for a few minutes?
User avatar #137 to #136 - glycogen (09/01/2014) [-]
thats oxidation.

The trick is to pulse blend.
That way the banana smoothie does no get exposed to too much oxygen and will last for a good couple hours or more.

You can create variety by alternating between adding different sugars (coconut, cane, maple syrup...), sweet leaf drops (vanilla, mint, cinnamon...) and fresh/frozen fruit (blueberries, raspberries, mango....).
User avatar #138 to #137 - creepydudewatching (09/01/2014) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #116 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Damnit, I'm done with that thread, It was too long, i'm coming here. here is the link i'm talking about.
www.funnyjunk.com/They+don+t+realize+this/funny-pictures/5273669/113#113

I like the idea of chips mate, what about fries? If I can do that, I'm set. I'd be able to cut out so much crap from my diet because I have something else I like to replace it. I'm still gonna eat meat though. But you gotta admit not eating bags of chips from the store is better than nothing.
User avatar #118 to #116 - glycogen (08/28/2014) [-]
The oil is the difference between potatoes being healthy or not.

People think that there taste buds would never change. Just because they are craving something in that moment.

But a couple weeks on a low-fat low-sodium vegan diet and your taste buds are reborn.
And then you can actually decide what you want to eat and not be a slave to your cravings...

I say this because, baked potato chips are way more enjoyable than fries.
Fries could only be attractive if you frequently eat greasy and salty foods.

But you will find that the mouth feel of the baked potato is much nicer, the digestion easier and your blood will not be thick with oil.

I have experience with eating the worst foods imaginable. I got so sick I became open to a vegan lifestyle and it ended up saving my life.
User avatar #119 to #118 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Right, is there a way to make fries without oil. Its not so much the oil that I like but the texture and shape. and the sodium
User avatar #121 to #119 - glycogen (08/28/2014) [-]
also one of the best things you can do is buy a rice cooker.

They are cheap and so convenient.

User avatar #123 to #121 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
A rice cooker? why not just use a pot with water?
User avatar #126 to #123 - glycogen (08/28/2014) [-]
You dont have to watch it when it cooks....

just way way easier...

You just dump in rice and water and come back to perfect rice...

The convenience factor encourages you to use it.. sometimes you just dont feel like standing over a stove
User avatar #127 to #126 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, I hear you.
User avatar #120 to #119 - glycogen (08/28/2014) [-]
the texture as in they are soft?

I am telling you the baked potato chips form a skin and taste amazing.
Especially when you use organic potatoes.

User avatar #122 to #120 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I probably won't spend the money on organic potatoes, but I may start buying potatoes by the ton if I can turn them to chips.

I'm just saying, I love fries, come to think of it I can just make potato fries, they are thick slices of potato instead of the thin ones at fast food. Its the crunchy outside with the soft inside that I love.
#124 to #122 - glycogen (08/28/2014) [-]
yeah you can cut them however you want.....

Well that is where the steaming comes in....
that gives them a softer and more moist inside

and then the contact with the baking paper on the tray gives it a crispy skin

Here are some that I made...
User avatar #125 to #124 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I like the way it sounds, but those don't look crispy, unless that was the intent with that batch.
User avatar #128 to #125 - glycogen (08/28/2014) [-]
taken with my phone....

But very crispy....
User avatar #129 to #128 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Hmm, I will have to try it. For the outside to be crispy i'm guessing that I have to flip them on the baking paper?
User avatar #131 to #130 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Ok first, is that your youtube channel. And two that doesn't show the production of said crispy potatoes.
User avatar #132 to #131 - glycogen (08/28/2014) [-]
friends channel.. She got me onto this lifestyle.

She and her boyfriend both have channels...

They have over a 100 mil views between them.

he is a legend... www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE2FaEw48XI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwpcP5-Iuko

this is the chip video www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4izRWmrgWo
User avatar #133 to #132 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Ok I have to say it, she is sexy. I'll have to play around until I can get them crisp. I'm guessing that you are from Europe because you call those chips. I was under the impression that you were talking of the american chips, crisps I think you call them. I'll have to play around.
User avatar #117 to #116 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Damn, here is this link too
www.funnyjunk.com/They+don+t+realize+this/funny-pictures/5273669/114#114

I dont think that my cravings come from the taste of them as much as I have some urge to eat them. Yeah they taste ok, but since I quit soda they haven't tasted the same. They still taste good, but they don't have the kick they used to.
#102 - aradethel (08/20/2014) [-]
Sorry for all the redthumbs you get, mate. Keep your chin up .
#93 - ecunt (08/20/2014) [-]
I completely agree with you. I'm glad someone is sticking up for the animals

hope admin doesn't skip out on the pink username
User avatar #65 - dasboof (08/09/2014) [-]
Good job getting banned faggot
User avatar #95 to #65 - gunslayer (08/20/2014) [-]
We can't ban him unless he spams. So lol, you better buckle up.
User avatar #113 to #95 - dasboof (08/22/2014) [-]
No I wrote this when he got b& for posting gore.
User avatar #105 to #95 - sewallman ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
lol, he keeps on ending all of his content posts with his youtube profile. Spam 'nuff?
User avatar #106 to #105 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
No, not really. I kind of like watching him act like a buffoon.
User avatar #107 to #106 - sewallman ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
One thing is certain,

He is hated.
User avatar #110 to #107 - gunslayer (08/20/2014) [-]
If the guy who posts PandaRevolutionMusic on his content isn't something we can ban, we can't ban this guy for his YouTube channel, besides, as I said before, he's not spamming.
#56 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
Sorry about all the hate people are giving you. I myself am a vegan, and I hate when people complain about 'preachy militant vegans' when it is vegans/vegetarians whom are constantly being bombarded with advertisements and propaganda to consume animal products.
User avatar #52 - stuffandotherstuff (08/03/2014) [-]
I'm so glad there are people with actual compassion on this site, I'm so tired of the vegan/vegetarian hate people on here have.
#49 - youlikeme (07/31/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**
you're doing it wrong. you have to post the comment at the same time as the content.
User avatar #48 - joshlol (07/30/2014) [-]
lol

I like you
User avatar #71 to #48 - faggotishshit ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I remember the good old days when red thumbs would get you banned...

Those were the good times.
User avatar #101 to #71 - yaybacon (08/20/2014) [-]
I miss those times.
User avatar #43 - helldog (07/30/2014) [-]
i dont really see the point in all this, i know the message that your trying to send and all but, honestly people will eat more meat just to spite you here... if anything your just causing problems.
User avatar #44 to #43 - glycogen (07/30/2014) [-]
You cant unsee something. A comic that I posted today, may come up in someones mind in 10 years time.

That is how it works
User avatar #40 - ganjalf (07/29/2014) [-]
A dog and a pig are different species, not races.
You deleting my comment doesn't change that.
User avatar #41 to #40 - glycogen (07/29/2014) [-]
It is a parallel.

Its like hitler saying he loves people.

You cannot say you love animals and then pay people to kill some of them.

Pigs are smarter than dogs.
#22 - greyhoundfd (07/28/2014) [-]
>Hates organizations which "suppress" your opinion.
>Deletes every comment which disagrees with veganism.
No ******* wonder you're at -240, people like you are the reason no one respects veganism.
User avatar #60 to #22 - imabeagoodguy (08/07/2014) [-]
People like him are successful trolls and are getting people to thumb them down so they can get to -400
User avatar #23 to #22 - glycogen (07/28/2014) [-]
I do not want people talking about torturing animals on post.

When you step back from the childish nonsense. It is cruel and scary.
User avatar #2 - ianchrist (07/24/2014) [-]
keep up the good fight man

unless you're a troll, then get a life
User avatar #5 to #2 - glycogen (07/24/2014) [-]
Now I am focused on the ethics and its ability to heal disease.
User avatar #3 to #2 - glycogen (07/24/2014) [-]
Going vegan saved my life.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ianchrist (07/24/2014) [-]
and many animal's lives too, I would imagine
User avatar #7 to #4 - glycogen (07/24/2014) [-]
Do you know of Durianrider and Freelee the Banana Girl?
User avatar #9 to #7 - ianchrist (07/24/2014) [-]
i believe it has something to do with cancer right?
I'm a vegetarian mainly for ethics reasons, not health related stuff, but its very interesting
User avatar #11 to #9 - glycogen (07/24/2014) [-]
Vegetarianism is not ethical. Dairy and egg industry are cruel as **** .

Check out Durianrider on youtube
User avatar #6 to #4 - glycogen (07/24/2014) [-]
Humans eat roughly 1100 meals a year. It does add up.

User avatar #1 - catguy (07/24/2014) [-]
You're getting salty as **** over people not sharing your opinions on veganism and "what is right." I understand that health factor though.
User avatar #8 to #1 - glycogen (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah having empathy hurts.
User avatar #10 to #8 - catguy (07/24/2014) [-]
Do you cry for all the children who die all over the world every day?
No? Neither do I, yet I still have empathy. Only for those I have a connection with.
User avatar #12 to #10 - glycogen (07/24/2014) [-]
If I see some dumb ***** mocking veganism I will speak up. I walk my talk.
User avatar #13 to #12 - catguy (07/24/2014) [-]
It was just a joke on the internet though. How can you be sure the original picture actually happened?
I'm not trying to say you shouldn't stand up for your beliefs though. You want to be a vegan then go right a head.
User avatar #14 to #13 - glycogen (07/24/2014) [-]
Its not about that. Its about ******* morons on funnyjunk thinking they are cool for eating dead animals.

Being vegan is cool yeah, not being a vegan isn't and I do not respect people's decisions that harm animals.

It is not a personal choice if it hurts someone.

Wearing a blue scarf is a personal choice.

Paying for an impoverished slaughterhouse worker to mutilate a mother cow is not.
User avatar #15 to #14 - catguy (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, I don't think I'm cool because I eat the flesh of another creature. I don't think I'm cool for eating apples either.
The your post is correct though.
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