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#11 - I want a trilobite too!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on glueckspirat's profile 0
User avatar #12 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
Well, I'll go to the calx mine some time again, probably even next week.
If I find another one, might just as well send it your way
#9 - I'm so ******* jealous right now! Congratulat…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2014 on glueckspirat's profile 0
User avatar #10 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
I'll take a picture, but I don't think it will be visible on that white calx stone, since it's only an inprint.

I don't dare to touch it much, especially trying to separate it from the main stone, since it's very fragile.
User avatar #11 - glueckspirat (07/06/2014) [-]
I want a trilobite too!!!
User avatar #12 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
Well, I'll go to the calx mine some time again, probably even next week.
If I find another one, might just as well send it your way
#4 - It is my fapping hand  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on glueckspirat's profile 0
User avatar #5 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
Owww, dayum, son. I bet you didn't fap much when you sent your finger to the 12th realm of torment
#2 - My finger still looks very ****** up but it's get…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on glueckspirat's profile 0
User avatar #3 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
Atleast it's getting better, you don't have to amputate it

So it wasn't your fapping hand, eh? Good
User avatar #4 - glueckspirat (07/05/2014) [-]
It is my fapping hand
User avatar #5 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
Owww, dayum, son. I bet you didn't fap much when you sent your finger to the 12th realm of torment
#36 - I still don't know very much about fossils, but we can give it…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Fossil Comp. (A Finger for... 0
User avatar #38 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
Well, I don't think it's an reptile egg, since the whole area where it was found was once covered in sea. Could be remains of a coral or something.


The area my uncle found it, it's just, paradise for us two. The whole area, every part where your eye can see, bunch of fossils on the ground, you have to watch your step so you don't step on 1 of them. There's so many you can make cement with it, you don't have to give a shit. We can only dream of such place.
#35 - No, it doesn't have a line in the middle...but it's partially …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Fossil Comp. (A Finger for... 0
User avatar #37 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
It could have been 1 piece of a shell, but the stone got under and maybe made it look like this.
#31 - that's incredible! where did you find that thing? I just notic…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Fossil Comp. (A Finger for... 0
User avatar #32 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
I really don't remember how I found it, I was a kid. But I do know it was somewhere at sea.
I think it's an urching too, since it has holes for "spears", I don't know the exact name, heh. Down on the other side of the puding looking object, there is an un-even pile or rock and sand, where I think it was its mouth.

I can't really tell, it's not in great shape.

Oh right, I almost forgot. Next to that 5 things that are sticking out, there is something. I think it was the "spears" used for movement or better defense. You can see the outline of the "spears", since it's dug into the fossil
#26 - I'm curious!  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Fossil Comp. (A Finger for... +1
#27 - aboringfly (07/04/2014) [-]
Here you go, budday, banana for scale, more pics below
User avatar #31 - glueckspirat (07/04/2014) [-]
that's incredible! where did you find that thing? I just noticed that I made a mistake in my post....I labeled the urchin as starfish.

Maybe your fossil is a starfish? I don't know...but to me it doesn't look like an urchin. Maybe it's some kind of anemone?
User avatar #32 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
I really don't remember how I found it, I was a kid. But I do know it was somewhere at sea.
I think it's an urching too, since it has holes for "spears", I don't know the exact name, heh. Down on the other side of the puding looking object, there is an un-even pile or rock and sand, where I think it was its mouth.

I can't really tell, it's not in great shape.

Oh right, I almost forgot. Next to that 5 things that are sticking out, there is something. I think it was the "spears" used for movement or better defense. You can see the outline of the "spears", since it's dug into the fossil
#28 - aboringfly (07/04/2014) [-]
Up close
#29 - aboringfly (07/04/2014) [-]
Up here you can see the anal opening, where it was once
Sorry for my shitty camera
I suspect it's an urchin, but I don't know
#30 - aboringfly (07/04/2014) [-]
Here you can see the stone and sand has gathered where once was its mouth.

P.S The whole fossil is covered with holes, which I suspect were holes for pointy-stingy things, you know, the urchin pointy stingys English is not my first language, I don't know the name
#24 - No, it doesn't. It looks like an egg but recently I found simi… 07/02/2014 on Fossil Comp. (A Finger for... 0
#19 - That's what I thought, too. Would be cool 07/02/2014 on Fossil Comp. (A Finger for... 0

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User avatar #7 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
**** yea, son, I found a trilobite, a baby trilobite.

I'm so ******* happy.

Sorry for being boring, but I like talking about this stuff
User avatar #9 to #7 - glueckspirat (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm so ******* jealous right now! Congratulations buddy! Do you have a picture of it?
User avatar #10 to #9 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
I'll take a picture, but I don't think it will be visible on that white calx stone, since it's only an inprint.

I don't dare to touch it much, especially trying to separate it from the main stone, since it's very fragile.
User avatar #11 to #10 - glueckspirat (07/06/2014) [-]
I want a trilobite too!!!
User avatar #12 to #11 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
Well, I'll go to the calx mine some time again, probably even next week.
If I find another one, might just as well send it your way
User avatar #8 to #7 - aboringfly (07/06/2014) [-]
Correction, it's not a baby, it's a mid-size trilobite
User avatar #6 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
I went to the calx mine, and found some good **** atleast it's good for me, a noob in this I had to leave in 10 minutes since wasp-satan crossover creatures thirsty for blood were attacking me.

I found 3 stones which contain fossils in 10 minutes, that place is a calx gold mine.
User avatar #1 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
How's your finger?

Damn, I bet you haven't fapped in weeks
User avatar #2 to #1 - glueckspirat (07/05/2014) [-]
My finger still looks very ****** up but it's getting better

Fapping and having sex still works
User avatar #3 to #2 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
Atleast it's getting better, you don't have to amputate it

So it wasn't your fapping hand, eh? Good
User avatar #4 to #3 - glueckspirat (07/05/2014) [-]
It is my fapping hand
User avatar #5 to #4 - aboringfly (07/05/2014) [-]
Owww, dayum, son. I bet you didn't fap much when you sent your finger to the 12th realm of torment
 
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