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Date Signed Up:3/12/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Content Thumbs: 1021 total,  1448 ,  427
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Level 92 Content: Srs Business → Level 93 Content: Srs Business
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Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:410
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#99 - his face... 23 hours ago on CalvinTrolls Unseen Dank... +10
#98 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on CalvinTrolls Unseen Dank... +5
#99 - globalpredatorx (23 hours ago) [-]
his face...
#97 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on CalvinTrolls Unseen Dank... +5
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#99 - globalpredatorx (23 hours ago) [-]
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#60 - just post the damn video! 01/12/2016 on Discuss 0
#83 - Lewd 01/11/2016 on When She Says Shes A Virgin 0
#46 - i've always wanted a big time director to make a full length p…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2016 on We found the cure! 0
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#48 - cannibalvegan (01/11/2016) [-]
I've always wanted this, I don't know why it hasn't happened yet. I want something that is 100% like any other film, but where they show actual sex. I mean, the porn industry is fucking huge, why haven't they done a proper movie yet? The porno with the highest budget was Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge if I remember correctly and that budget was just 8 million, the acting, the filming and the writing was still shit as well.
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#49 - filming (01/12/2016) [-]
The problem with that is that porn will sell regardless of its budget so no film producer will take the time to actually make a big budget fuck fest when it's gonna end up on xvideos or pornhub or some other obscure site anyways.

Also, when it comes to actually direct a porn scene, it's very dificult to be cinematic due to the fact that the interest is in the graphic representation of fucking. It's why musicals are hated by filmmakers, since it's hard to be creative with a camera when you HAVE to show the choreography. Crane shots, drones, dolly in/out, etc are rather useless when you just wanna show penetration, ass, tits and sometimes faces.

As some film teacher once told a friend who jokingly proposed this: You don't need to know shit about filmmaking to make a porno.
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