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Date Signed Up:3/22/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
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    Everyone who thumbs this is gay Everyone who thumbs this is gay
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    What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
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#16 - Picture 7 hours ago on So salty +2
#6 - everytime I try it its asks me it if want it a my default brow… 12/25/2014 on Internet Explorer 0
#6 - mine is D 12/25/2014 on Ned +5
#3 - The point of bubble wrap is that it can't be put back, you des…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on I Need This +127
User avatar #16 - Kabutops (23 hours ago) [-]
but then it will forever be a virgin, allowing you to deflower it as many times as you please
User avatar #4 - sunice (12/25/2014) [-]
So that one is like the prostitute of bubble wrap, for only $20, it can be a virgin for you all night long.
#27 - well, I disagree but merry Christmas  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Make it wet +1
User avatar #28 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. Merry Christmas to you too.
#25 - nah i'm pretty fit, i think it the fact that im pleasuring mys…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Make it wet 0
User avatar #26 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
Well yeah but that's for like a few seconds and the quality of a shower fap can't compare to that of a fullspread bed fap. It's llike comparing a quicky with an orgy.
User avatar #27 - glitchduck (12/25/2014) [-]
well, I disagree but merry Christmas
User avatar #28 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. Merry Christmas to you too.
#23 - my knees turn to jelly if i jerk while standing up and i alway…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Make it wet 0
User avatar #24 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
But that's why you do the nazi salute while jerking it in the shower.
this is comming from a very lazy person, so keep it in mind, but not being able to support yourself standing while jerking off sounds like you're out of shape.
User avatar #25 - glitchduck (12/25/2014) [-]
nah i'm pretty fit, i think it the fact that im pleasuring myself and just go weak at the knees especially at orgasm
User avatar #26 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
Well yeah but that's for like a few seconds and the quality of a shower fap can't compare to that of a fullspread bed fap. It's llike comparing a quicky with an orgy.
User avatar #27 - glitchduck (12/25/2014) [-]
well, I disagree but merry Christmas
User avatar #28 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. Merry Christmas to you too.
#21 - lol wut  [+] (7 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Make it wet +3
User avatar #22 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
Sloth is a sin you know? Are you a virgin? if not, did you ever had sex while standin up? it's not the most comfortable I'll admit it, but it's good for changing a bit , so it's kinda the same wen jerking off... also who sits in the shower? do you not get boners while in the shower? I mean you're there scrubbing your balls and dick one thing leads to another...
User avatar #23 - glitchduck (12/25/2014) [-]
my knees turn to jelly if i jerk while standing up and i always calm my main vein downbefore taking a shower in the morning cos i hate the way the water feels when it hits the tip
User avatar #24 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
But that's why you do the nazi salute while jerking it in the shower.
this is comming from a very lazy person, so keep it in mind, but not being able to support yourself standing while jerking off sounds like you're out of shape.
User avatar #25 - glitchduck (12/25/2014) [-]
nah i'm pretty fit, i think it the fact that im pleasuring myself and just go weak at the knees especially at orgasm
User avatar #26 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
Well yeah but that's for like a few seconds and the quality of a shower fap can't compare to that of a fullspread bed fap. It's llike comparing a quicky with an orgy.
User avatar #27 - glitchduck (12/25/2014) [-]
well, I disagree but merry Christmas
User avatar #28 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. Merry Christmas to you too.
#7 - how the hell do people jack off while standing up???  [+] (15 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Make it wet +15
User avatar #62 - wallbuilder (12/26/2014) [-]
I actually sit down in the shower... It's pleasant(and also easier to fap).
User avatar #63 - mahnamesjakers (12/26/2014) [-]
I sit down in the shower even when I'm not fapping. That may be weird but I don't give a fuck when I wake up early and I'm tired
User avatar #65 - wallbuilder (12/26/2014) [-]
Same here, brother. Almost never fap in the shower anymore but when I did, sitting was much easier and felt better.
User avatar #51 - tsoper (12/25/2014) [-]
The first few times wernt exactly the easiest times to get off, but eventually you bevome used to it and can di it every position imaginable.
#39 - mattdoggy (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - tossed (12/25/2014) [-]
strong legs and good concentration
User avatar #20 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
I bet youre second and third chins have their own neckbeard.
User avatar #21 - glitchduck (12/25/2014) [-]
lol wut
User avatar #22 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
Sloth is a sin you know? Are you a virgin? if not, did you ever had sex while standin up? it's not the most comfortable I'll admit it, but it's good for changing a bit , so it's kinda the same wen jerking off... also who sits in the shower? do you not get boners while in the shower? I mean you're there scrubbing your balls and dick one thing leads to another...
User avatar #23 - glitchduck (12/25/2014) [-]
my knees turn to jelly if i jerk while standing up and i always calm my main vein downbefore taking a shower in the morning cos i hate the way the water feels when it hits the tip
User avatar #24 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
But that's why you do the nazi salute while jerking it in the shower.
this is comming from a very lazy person, so keep it in mind, but not being able to support yourself standing while jerking off sounds like you're out of shape.
User avatar #25 - glitchduck (12/25/2014) [-]
nah i'm pretty fit, i think it the fact that im pleasuring myself and just go weak at the knees especially at orgasm
User avatar #26 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
Well yeah but that's for like a few seconds and the quality of a shower fap can't compare to that of a fullspread bed fap. It's llike comparing a quicky with an orgy.
User avatar #27 - glitchduck (12/25/2014) [-]
well, I disagree but merry Christmas
User avatar #28 - GnRNoD (12/25/2014) [-]
Fair enough. Merry Christmas to you too.
#13 - The face of an unsatisfied lady 12/23/2014 on Garlic Breadgarlic, Bread +1
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