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#477239 - Make a new instagram. 03/16/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#462658 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #462669 - geeky (03/13/2015) [-]
>Invincible's Reins
There was someone named Invincible?
User avatar #462679 - jeffthellamaking (03/13/2015) [-]
His parents had high hopes and lacked creativity I guess.
#78 - I thought it was ******* hilarious  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2015 on 4chan Comp. #1 +9
#142 - elsanna (03/11/2015) [-]
Hilarious, yes.

Brutal, also yes.

Kinda sad, also yes.

But still hilarious.
User avatar #192 - diegotan (03/11/2015) [-]
Are you frozen in your emotions, Elsanna?
#200 - elsanna (03/11/2015) [-]
#402243 - Virginia Tech 02/28/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#402220 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #402227 - totallynatedrake (02/28/2015) [-]
where's scootaloo?
User avatar #402243 - glasssmasher (02/28/2015) [-]
Virginia Tech
#388564 - Thank you 02/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#388562 - Yep  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #388563 - anamanaguchi (02/25/2015) [-]
damn
good job
User avatar #388564 - glasssmasher (02/25/2015) [-]
Thank you
#388452 - I got a job. GG  [+] (8 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
#388463 - inkie (02/25/2015) [-]
Tacos?
User avatar #388460 - anamanaguchi (02/25/2015) [-]
wtf
you lost weight
User avatar #388562 - glasssmasher (02/25/2015) [-]
Yep
User avatar #388563 - anamanaguchi (02/25/2015) [-]
damn
good job
User avatar #388564 - glasssmasher (02/25/2015) [-]
Thank you
#388455 - syrianbro (02/25/2015) [-]
>2015
>not sucking dicks for money
>what a fag.
#388454 - thisiskevinhanian (02/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #388453 - punchmyblood (02/25/2015) [-]
ole hombre
#341380 - Picture 02/15/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#340771 - Picture 02/15/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0

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#469 - glasssmasher (09/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #382 - glasssmasher (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #491 - glasssmasher (01/13/2015) [-]
**glasssmasher used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**glasssmasher rolls You don’t have to deal with old photographs that did not reflect who you truly are.**
User avatar #490 - glasssmasher (01/06/2015) [-]

You're an adult, or near adulthood at the very least, and you jack off to cartoons.

Pull yourself out of your clouded, deviant brain for just one moment, rise above your fetid reality and consider this statement.

YOU JACK OFF TO CARTOONS.

Some people are busy learning skills for personal gain.

YOU JACK OFF TO CARTOONS.

Some people are busy exploring the beauty and wonder of this planet.

YOU JACK OFF TO CARTOONS.

Some people are simply basking in the warm glow of friendship and the comfort of being surrounded by others.

YOU JACK OFF TO CARTOONS.

Some people go home at night after a long day, lay down with a special significant other and make love.

YOU JACK OFF TO CARTOONS.

How can you convince yourself, day in and day out, that living is something you should continue doing?

Go buy a rope.
User avatar #489 - glasssmasher (12/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #488 - glasssmasher (12/15/2014) [-]
**glasssmasher used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**glasssmasher rolls You can access gender exclusive spaces such as the Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival, Greek Life, or Take Back the Night and not be excluded due to your trans status.**
User avatar #477 - alimaisbanned (11/19/2014) [-]
Did you seriously ban me for 400hours because of a ******* cat face ?!

link related

i.imgur.com/xG53ekn.png
User avatar #479 to #478 - alimaisbanned (11/19/2014) [-]
Still, that's a pretty low move
User avatar #480 to #479 - glasssmasher (11/19/2014) [-]
im not a ******* retard
User avatar #471 - roxasmovess (10/13/2014) [-]
robbie
are you there?
User avatar #473 to #472 - roxasmovess (10/13/2014) [-]
check skype
User avatar #474 to #473 - glasssmasher (10/13/2014) [-]
omg
yes
User avatar #475 to #474 - roxasmovess (10/13/2014) [-]
join the call I added you to
User avatar #461 - posttwo (09/11/2014) [-]
wikifj.com/wiki/Modguide#Spam

Misc and Zahn flags were invalid
(Not Spam)
User avatar #482 to #461 - alimaisbanned (11/20/2014) [-]
My flag was invalid too

Now I have to wait 400hr because I posted a cat face
#484 to #483 - alimaisbanned (11/20/2014) [-]
I've sent all the complains I could    
   
but I don't want to wait 400hrs because of that picture    
i.imgur.com/xG53ekn.png
I've sent all the complains I could

but I don't want to wait 400hrs because of that picture
i.imgur.com/xG53ekn.png
User avatar #485 to #484 - posttwo (11/20/2014) [-]
Check your PMs
I already looked at it
User avatar #486 to #485 - alimaisbanned (11/20/2014) [-]
THANK YOU!

>It looks like a weiner

actually it was a vagina
User avatar #464 to #461 - phanact (09/12/2014) [-]
WHO UNBANNED ZAHN IN THE FIRST PLACE
User avatar #466 to #464 - posttwo (09/12/2014) [-]
Since the comment wasnt unflagged it had to be someone with an unban butt
User avatar #462 to #461 - phanact (09/12/2014) [-]
How are they not spam
Zahnrad always spams that miscarraige is twi
User avatar #465 to #462 - posttwo (09/12/2014) [-]
Idk who unbanned zahn. I didnt, I found it by looking at glassses history.

Zahn wasnt spamming, *********** yes, but not spam, ha, it didnt even annoy the rest of the retards. Just because you have a bias against him doesn't mean he can be treated differently when it comes to spam

Mis (ignoring the fact its twi), to me only replied with it three times (rest was replies to replies to them so yeah), it wasnt mentioning anyone, retards didnt mind and were in full ******** mode anyway. And the flagged comment was where she replied to glasss.


gtg social experiment #2 see yah in 48 hours
User avatar #467 to #465 - phanact (09/12/2014) [-]
Miscarriage posted it 6 times
then glass told him to stop
he didnt
then banned
at least miscarriage deserved the ban
User avatar #468 to #467 - posttwo (09/12/2014) [-]
go on modboard I replied there
User avatar #460 - joshlol (07/29/2014) [-]
#453 - mrspensy (07/18/2014) [-]
I heard you like dick.
User avatar #455 to #454 - mrspensy (07/18/2014) [-]
Oh..
I hear you like One Piece.
That's practically the same.
User avatar #457 to #456 - mrspensy (07/18/2014) [-]
You read it, or watch?
User avatar #459 to #458 - mrspensy (07/18/2014) [-]
Oh.
Sabo is a badass.
User avatar #452 - glasssmasher (07/12/2014) [-]
gentleman of color
User avatar #450 - glasssmasher (07/10/2014) [-]
vjbsolidfgbjhadesfojgfadsoigjuafdokgjardeiogjaerokg
User avatar #438 - kimjongnam (06/22/2014) [-]
I'd like to file a complaint concerning the much recent banishment of my comment that was performed by none other than you, glasssmasher. To remind you; I posted a certain image of our dearly beloved admin inside the rectum of a filthy female. You disposed of my comment at 2014-06-22 10:11:12, reasoned to have been, "flagged as borderline_ **** ." Anything you'd like to say in your defense?
User avatar #441 to #438 - glasssmasher (06/22/2014) [-]
im a god
User avatar #442 to #441 - kimjongnam (06/22/2014) [-]
Slow ass god. It took you 19 hours before you flagged it. You should have flagged it earlier! You were too slow. Admin would have been ashamed...
Also, don't you dare fancy yourself a god! You are nowhere near as mighty and wonderful as our dear admin!
User avatar #444 to #442 - glasssmasher (06/22/2014) [-]
ive been here for almost 5 years ive seen it all. I was here when he was kim jong il

those were the days

listen here man

never forget

keep dreamin brah

keep mirin


also it was a borderline flag so you should not of gotten banned
User avatar #446 to #444 - kimjongnam (06/22/2014) [-]
I didn't get banned. My image did. Or flagged if you will.

I also miss father.
#437 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#439 to #437 - kimjongnam (06/22/2014) [-]
I thumbed you up, and yet I received no bread on my profile. This will not go unnoticed. The Kim Jongs never forget. Never!
User avatar #431 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
#440 to #431 - kimjongnam (06/22/2014) [-]
I arranged for my digitus primus to be locked into motion so I could maneuver it to ascend and stored it on your content, yet I did not acquire any "fornicate thee." I am remarkably vexed. I will not consign to oblivion this remembrance. I will not!
User avatar #443 to #440 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
For someone who speaks so fancy, you don't understand numbers

I have 7500 **** yous to write
I wrote 2500 already
I write 500 a day
Perhaps some people haven't gotten one yet! Who would've thought!
User avatar #445 to #443 - kimjongnam (06/22/2014) [-]
Sound of Winter? More like Sound of Whine. If I was your father, I'd force you to be more efficient!
User avatar #447 to #445 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
You do it then

Show me you're better at it than me
User avatar #448 to #447 - kimjongnam (06/22/2014) [-]
I never claimed to better than you. I just **** in other peoples faces cause my brother shat in mine.
User avatar #449 to #448 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
That's quite unsanitary
User avatar #433 to #432 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
you asked for it
User avatar #434 to #433 - glasssmasher (06/20/2014) [-]
wtf are you talking about
User avatar #435 to #434 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
top content
User avatar #428 - davidavidson ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh boy, what a faggot.

>Tumblr

Dude, go get a gym membership or buy some ******* sunscreen and be human
#429 to #428 - glasssmasher (05/30/2014) [-]
Haha. ive been hitting the gym. and Im never actually on the site anymore.
User avatar #430 to #429 - davidavidson ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Sounds like me at 14
User avatar #423 - utarefson (05/20/2014) [-]
check your skype you faggot
User avatar #424 to #423 - glasssmasher (05/20/2014) [-]
I see nothing
User avatar #425 to #424 - utarefson (05/20/2014) [-]
what
did you block me or something?
User avatar #426 to #425 - glasssmasher (05/20/2014) [-]
doubt it

whats your skype name
User avatar #427 to #426 - utarefson (05/20/2014) [-]
thespiderbat
User avatar #419 - andranadu (05/18/2014) [-]
the fact that you have three consecutive "s"s in your name makes me angry
User avatar #420 to #419 - glasssmasher (05/18/2014) [-]
glass smasher

get angry
User avatar #421 to #420 - andranadu (05/18/2014) [-]
i know but it makes me feel annoyed anyway
i read it ass glasss masher
also you made your account in 2009 you couldve had caps in your name couldnt you
User avatar #422 to #421 - glasssmasher (05/18/2014) [-]
yes. Numbers, symbols, and spaces as well
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