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glassskulljack

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/24/2012
Location:Ohio
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#20 - 07:10 p.m. 04/23/2016 on Buddy cops comp +4
#8 - God save the Queen 04/23/2016 on next person to die is betty... 0
#2 - Well theres a showing at 1910 tomorrow so i guess ill go see i…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Buddy cops comp +12
#18 - oldflattop (04/23/2016) [-]
you have a time machine?
they were showing zootopia 106 fucking years ago?
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#20 - glassskulljack (04/23/2016) [-]
07:10 p.m.
#22 - We had this one guy Mason. Nice guy HUGE black man. Pure dense… 04/20/2016 on Boot Camp 0
#29 - Im not that level of insane just a silly guy that says stupid …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2016 on Because that's the joke??? 0
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#30 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Well it's time to level up
#26 - hm but im in secure areas, even where i keep the vitamins is s…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2016 on Because that's the joke??? +1
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#28 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Well if everyone thinks something is wrong in your head, just climb on a god damn table shout "who wants to see a magic trick?!" then eat the dinosaurs.
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#29 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
Im not that level of insane just a silly guy that says stupid shit and forgets stuff sometimes. Galley employees may not appreciate me climbing on furniture either...
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#30 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Well it's time to level up
#24 - I can only imagine trying to explain it to the captain and cor…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2016 on Because that's the joke??? +2
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#25 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Ok here is how it can be done. Start taking vitamins, make sure everyone knows you take vitamins. After a week or so empty your bottle of vitamins and replace them with the dinosaurs, eat them. When the captain and everyone asks what the fuck, be confused with them. After you get out of the hospital or med bay or where ever you'd end up, open the pill bottle and get all pissed asking who switched your vitamins with little dinosaurs. The blame is now off you.
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#26 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
hm but im in secure areas, even where i keep the vitamins is secured... Ill figure something out, everyone knows im not right in the head so simply saying i mixed em up might be plausible.
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#28 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Well if everyone thinks something is wrong in your head, just climb on a god damn table shout "who wants to see a magic trick?!" then eat the dinosaurs.
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#29 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
Im not that level of insane just a silly guy that says stupid shit and forgets stuff sometimes. Galley employees may not appreciate me climbing on furniture either...
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#30 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Well it's time to level up
#22 - Probably  [+] (7 new replies) 04/20/2016 on Because that's the joke??? +3
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#23 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Alright, you have free health care. Go film yourself eating a package of those things. The honour of doing questionable things have been passed onto you.
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#24 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
I can only imagine trying to explain it to the captain and corpsmen and my petty officers why theres a sponge dinosaur in my belly. I do take some capsul vitamins so i could say i got them mixed up?
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#25 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Ok here is how it can be done. Start taking vitamins, make sure everyone knows you take vitamins. After a week or so empty your bottle of vitamins and replace them with the dinosaurs, eat them. When the captain and everyone asks what the fuck, be confused with them. After you get out of the hospital or med bay or where ever you'd end up, open the pill bottle and get all pissed asking who switched your vitamins with little dinosaurs. The blame is now off you.
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#26 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
hm but im in secure areas, even where i keep the vitamins is secured... Ill figure something out, everyone knows im not right in the head so simply saying i mixed em up might be plausible.
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#28 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Well if everyone thinks something is wrong in your head, just climb on a god damn table shout "who wants to see a magic trick?!" then eat the dinosaurs.
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#29 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
Im not that level of insane just a silly guy that says stupid shit and forgets stuff sometimes. Galley employees may not appreciate me climbing on furniture either...
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#30 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Well it's time to level up
#20 - Thats a name i havent heard in a very long time...  [+] (9 new replies) 04/20/2016 on Because that's the joke??? +2
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#21 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
I'm going to go with dead
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#22 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
Probably
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#23 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Alright, you have free health care. Go film yourself eating a package of those things. The honour of doing questionable things have been passed onto you.
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#24 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
I can only imagine trying to explain it to the captain and corpsmen and my petty officers why theres a sponge dinosaur in my belly. I do take some capsul vitamins so i could say i got them mixed up?
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#25 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Ok here is how it can be done. Start taking vitamins, make sure everyone knows you take vitamins. After a week or so empty your bottle of vitamins and replace them with the dinosaurs, eat them. When the captain and everyone asks what the fuck, be confused with them. After you get out of the hospital or med bay or where ever you'd end up, open the pill bottle and get all pissed asking who switched your vitamins with little dinosaurs. The blame is now off you.
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#26 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
hm but im in secure areas, even where i keep the vitamins is secured... Ill figure something out, everyone knows im not right in the head so simply saying i mixed em up might be plausible.
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#28 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Well if everyone thinks something is wrong in your head, just climb on a god damn table shout "who wants to see a magic trick?!" then eat the dinosaurs.
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#29 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
Im not that level of insane just a silly guy that says stupid shit and forgets stuff sometimes. Galley employees may not appreciate me climbing on furniture either...
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#30 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Well it's time to level up
#18 - Well i have free medical do these sort things and i intend on …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/20/2016 on Because that's the joke??? -1
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#19 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Where is peanutbutter? Is he still relevant or even alive?
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#37 - reviewreviewer (04/20/2016) [-]
some say, if you mention peanutbitter's name he'll appear and eat gummy bears for you
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#20 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
Thats a name i havent heard in a very long time...
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#21 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
I'm going to go with dead
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#22 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
Probably
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#23 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Alright, you have free health care. Go film yourself eating a package of those things. The honour of doing questionable things have been passed onto you.
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#24 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
I can only imagine trying to explain it to the captain and corpsmen and my petty officers why theres a sponge dinosaur in my belly. I do take some capsul vitamins so i could say i got them mixed up?
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#25 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Ok here is how it can be done. Start taking vitamins, make sure everyone knows you take vitamins. After a week or so empty your bottle of vitamins and replace them with the dinosaurs, eat them. When the captain and everyone asks what the fuck, be confused with them. After you get out of the hospital or med bay or where ever you'd end up, open the pill bottle and get all pissed asking who switched your vitamins with little dinosaurs. The blame is now off you.
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#26 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
hm but im in secure areas, even where i keep the vitamins is secured... Ill figure something out, everyone knows im not right in the head so simply saying i mixed em up might be plausible.
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#28 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Well if everyone thinks something is wrong in your head, just climb on a god damn table shout "who wants to see a magic trick?!" then eat the dinosaurs.
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#29 - glassskulljack (04/20/2016) [-]
Im not that level of insane just a silly guy that says stupid shit and forgets stuff sometimes. Galley employees may not appreciate me climbing on furniture either...
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#30 - nudybooty (04/20/2016) [-]
Well it's time to level up