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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/27/2011
Last Login:11/03/2014
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Content Ranking:#6151
Comment Ranking:#27119
Highest Content Rank:#3361
Highest Comment Rank:#917
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#14 - shes also gotten pretty damn fat 05/10/2013 on Grandma's House 0
#20 - this year i will turn 21. i was playing to have a big weekend… 05/10/2013 on How I celebrate! 0
#10 - youre not fooling anyone, we all know it tastes like beer you drunk  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on cake flavor debate +8
#11 - phantomi (05/10/2013) [-]
#11 - yes she is. and she is not taking it gracefully  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Grandma's House 0
User avatar #12 - daentraya (05/10/2013) [-]
Its difficult to find clothes that fit properly when pregnant, but everything is wrong with what she is wearing.. It's painful to look at
User avatar #16 - captainoptimist (05/10/2013) [-]
False. There is a wide variety of maternity clothing for every body type. It's pretty easy to find flattering maternity clothing these days.
User avatar #117 - captainoptimist (05/11/2013) [-]
I got thumbed down because why? I'm a woman who has had babies, I know this stuff. Sheesh.
User avatar #29 - daentraya (05/10/2013) [-]
I wouldnt really know about that, but i imagine it as being odd
User avatar #14 - glassofmilk (05/10/2013) [-]
shes also gotten pretty damn fat
#29 - logged in, admitting i would bang her too. but it has… 05/10/2013 on snooki -1
#16 - i believe thats her booty sweet from doing some badass twerking 05/10/2013 on oh boy +7
#382 - i wanna kill someone :/ 05/10/2013 on Norwegian Prison 0
#10 - I WANT THE ******* JABBA BEANBAG TAKE MY LEFT…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Everything I Ever WANTED!!!! +60
User avatar #26 - djjeroenski (05/09/2013) [-]
sorry, you can't have it, you didn't offer the right one...
#22 - am i the only one?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2013 on In soviet russia.. +85
#83 - messerauditore (05/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 - DarkCrow (05/09/2013) [-]
I am with you brother
#38 - morbidbreath (05/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - treeclimberIoI (05/09/2013) [-]
Please assume the position
#24 - i work with this black dude, full-on ****** t…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Can it get worse? +21
#34 - kizzlebizzle (05/09/2013) [-]
At my college there was a fat, ghetto, black chick that had a tattoo of the Kool Aid man on her arm.
#41 - marsupilami (05/09/2013) [-]
Couldn't resist.
#42 - kizzlebizzle (05/09/2013) [-]
That it is, but I couldn't make that shit up if I tried. Her name is Renata.
#33 - drink me to grow big and strong kids!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on oh.. +7
User avatar #95 - milkandboners (05/09/2013) [-]
Drink me to become strong and gay kids!
#3697733 - but---but...what did i do? 05/09/2013 on Play items 0
#148 - i know that feel bro 05/08/2013 on marry her +3
#137 - 2spooky4me 05/08/2013 on marry her +2
#10 - i meant movie  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on Cabin in the Woods SPOILER!!! 0
User avatar #11 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm aware ;)
#4 - if they made a l4d game, id need the large popcorn tub just to…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Cabin in the Woods SPOILER!!! 0
User avatar #6 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/08/2013) [-]
they've made 2...
#10 - glassofmilk (05/08/2013) [-]
i meant movie
User avatar #11 - xtrmbragnrytz (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm aware ;)
#10 - british people have mothers? i figured they just spawned off o…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/08/2013 on I had no idea before i saw... +32
#186 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2013) [-]
Everyday is Queen day is Britain.
#144 - tragono (05/08/2013) [-]
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
#30 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2013) [-]
actually, they have broodmothers like the one in dragon age: origins
User avatar #20 - potterfan (05/08/2013) [-]
He knows... EVERYONE ABORT ABORT!
User avatar #25 - admiralen (05/08/2013) [-]
except the queen cause otherwise you will get wiped out
User avatar #27 - potterfan (05/08/2013) [-]
Of course we will be taking the food source with us!
User avatar #28 - potterfan (05/08/2013) [-]
*to our home planet


I forgot to finish my sentence sorry..
User avatar #11 - kevinspacey (05/08/2013) [-]
or ants
#8 - tells you about mothers day doesnt tell you the date  [+] (11 new replies) 05/08/2013 on I had no idea before i saw... +130
User avatar #170 - keeganembry (05/08/2013) [-]
Here ya go, May 12.
User avatar #9 - kevinspacey (05/08/2013) [-]
may 12 in Canada, possibly also America. March 10th in Britain in which case you're fucked
User avatar #10 - glassofmilk (05/08/2013) [-]
british people have mothers? i figured they just spawned off of the queen like aliens
#186 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2013) [-]
Everyday is Queen day is Britain.
#144 - tragono (05/08/2013) [-]
YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
#30 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2013) [-]
actually, they have broodmothers like the one in dragon age: origins
User avatar #20 - potterfan (05/08/2013) [-]
He knows... EVERYONE ABORT ABORT!
User avatar #25 - admiralen (05/08/2013) [-]
except the queen cause otherwise you will get wiped out
User avatar #27 - potterfan (05/08/2013) [-]
Of course we will be taking the food source with us!
User avatar #28 - potterfan (05/08/2013) [-]
*to our home planet


I forgot to finish my sentence sorry..
User avatar #11 - kevinspacey (05/08/2013) [-]
or ants
#5 - all i want in my life is a girl like that and ma…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/08/2013 on marry her +163
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User avatar #142 - tragono (05/08/2013) [-]
All I want is to be a god
Is that too much to ask for
#148 - glassofmilk (05/08/2013) [-]
i know that feel bro
User avatar #133 - Nintendokami (05/08/2013) [-]
Luigi's Mansion?
User avatar #137 - glassofmilk (05/08/2013) [-]
2spooky4me
User avatar #18 - jerichowatch (05/08/2013) [-]
One of those is a lot easier to get then the other.

Tell me when you get that mansion.
User avatar #96 - skullzero (05/08/2013) [-]
More like choose one...cause they can't co-exist.
#33 - inb4 bleeding heart fag i dont want to let africans die …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on dark confession time! +48
User avatar #113 - nittsurri (05/08/2013) [-]
Probably true, but it always seems that people attach high value to things they don't have.
#186 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2013) [-]
That's also one of the reasons people in Denmark are considered to be the happiest people on Earth.
User avatar #137 - hudis (05/08/2013) [-]
That is generally more true for people like us with computers, television, jobs, education and white bread. More choices tends to mean less happiness and contentment, ironically.
#50 - **glassofmilk rolled a random image posted in comment #167 … 05/08/2013 on roll for me 0
#28 - im guessing something like this 05/08/2013 on Chomp +5
#30 - as soon as i came back to this comment to see what you replied… 05/08/2013 on SFW Porn! +2
#13 - pretty sure thats a pebble 05/08/2013 on Growing Potatoes +9
#28 - oh my god this gif made me laugh more than anything on fj …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on SFW Porn! +2
User avatar #29 - smashingprodigy (05/08/2013) [-]
You know I actually hear his voice when I see this gif. I must have replayed that scene hundreds of times.
#30 - glassofmilk (05/08/2013) [-]
as soon as i came back to this comment to see what you replied i fucking lost it again
his eyes man, HIS FUCKING EYES

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User avatar #24 - drooms (01/12/2014) [-]
How's the army?
User avatar #18 - konradkurze (09/07/2013) [-]
BEWARE
Navy Cat will be your admiral by xmas
User avatar #19 to #18 - glassofmilk (09/07/2013) [-]
well sheeeit
#20 to #19 - konradkurze (09/07/2013) [-]
cats are taking over the military
#21 to #20 - glassofmilk (09/07/2013) [-]
oh **** son hide your dogs
#22 to #21 - konradkurze (09/07/2013) [-]
wont work
they step outside EVER, the snipers get them
#23 to #22 - glassofmilk (09/08/2013) [-]
OH JESUS NO
User avatar #11 - drooms (05/20/2013) [-]
I won't be online in starcraft for a while.
Trying to get my license.

Just thought you should know.
User avatar #12 to #11 - glassofmilk (05/21/2013) [-]
your license?
User avatar #13 to #12 - drooms (05/21/2013) [-]
Drivers licence that is
User avatar #14 to #13 - glassofmilk (05/21/2013) [-]
ahh well this may be the last time we speak for a while. im going to bootcamp soon and i dunno when ill be able to get my compiter
User avatar #15 to #14 - drooms (05/21/2013) [-]
Kh I see.
Well that's really unfortunate.
I'll try to stay im touch.
User avatar #16 to #15 - glassofmilk (05/21/2013) [-]
hah alright
if not, ill be back in a few months
dont you go dying on me
User avatar #17 to #16 - drooms (05/21/2013) [-]
I'll do my best.
User avatar #10 - drooms (05/15/2013) [-]
Message things bugged
Sup?
User avatar #5 - drooms (05/14/2013) [-]
Are you there?
User avatar #6 to #5 - glassofmilk (05/14/2013) [-]
i went on last night but didnt see any messages or anything :C
User avatar #7 to #6 - drooms (05/14/2013) [-]
I posted on your profile
Wanna play now?
User avatar #8 to #7 - glassofmilk (05/14/2013) [-]
hold on a minute im eating
User avatar #9 to #8 - drooms (05/14/2013) [-]
Alright pm when rdy
User avatar #4 - drooms (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah I've added you
User avatar #3 - drooms (05/12/2013) [-]
There we go.
Also this profile needs more comments.
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