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gjtz

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Nice try Admin.
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Far Cry, Battlefield, Terraria, Starbound, Warface, TF2,
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:Southern US
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3261
Comment Ranking:#237
Highest Content Rank:#368
Highest Comment Rank:#232
Content Thumbs: 12331 total,  13826 ,  1495
Comment Thumbs: 15412 total,  17618 ,  2206
Content Level Progress: 24.1% (241/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 23.2% (232/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:85
Content Views:104841
Times Content Favorited:1673 times
Total Comments Made:2655
FJ Points:25564
Favorite Tags: accident (2) | car (2) | Crash (2) | Dildo (2) | fire (2) | Fireman (2) | of (2) | ponies (2)
I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

latest user's comments

#14 - If this was with any other parent, I would have been freaking … 04/07/2015 on Tony Hawk, The Ultimate Dad +5
#23 - I was expecting a trap. It's not what I wanted, but i… 04/07/2015 on Busted!!! +1
#18 - Two Emma posts in a row, man I hope this keeps up! 04/07/2015 on The power of money, no one... 0
#15 - Someone once said there is no such thing as a perfect girl, an… 04/07/2015 on NOW She's Perfect +4
#48 - If you kill an NCR Veteran Ranger, the ones in the black riot … 04/07/2015 on New-Vegas Unique Melee Weapons +1
#39 - Loved the Medicine Stick when I first bought it, but I overuse…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2015 on New-Vegas Unique Melee Weapons 0
User avatar #42 - theshadowed (04/06/2015) [-]
only way to get sequoia is to kill that guy tho
User avatar #48 - gjtz (04/07/2015) [-]
If you kill an NCR Veteran Ranger, the ones in the black riot gear, they have a chance to drop one. Or, and legitimate spoiler alert: During the mission Return to Sender, when you decide what to do with him about falsifying reports, you can, A: Kill him and loot the Sequoia, or B: Tell him you're going to turn him in, where you have to go find another Ranger to come arrest him. At this time, he will lock himself in his office, begin a speech over the radio (I've always had shitty luck and people have been in the room during that bit, no subtitles) and he kills himself with his Sequoia, which you can then loot, with the loss of some Karma.
#38 - I'm playing through with Guns as my primary skill, so it's nic… 04/06/2015 on New-Vegas Unique Melee Weapons 0
#33 - It belonged to Randall Clark, a pre-Apocalypse soldier who fou… 04/06/2015 on New-Vegas Unique Melee Weapons 0
#94 - Take away the Snapback fedora, the spike collar, the brony stu… 04/06/2015 on The Ultimate Autistic Beta... 0
#153 - Stepmom. I don't ******* think so, Batman. 04/06/2015 on Who is It? +3
#190 - Didn't think it was very funny because there's pretty much zer… 04/06/2015 on Penny You Fucking Slut. 0
#51 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Usernames 0
#58 - demandsgayversion Comment deleted by gjtz
#43 - **gjtz used "*roll cah answer*"** **gjtz rolls The systemat…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on When the new meme's arrive. +9
#48 - corps (04/06/2015) [-]
#58 - According to everyone who has commented so far, you have made … 04/06/2015 on Let's See Some Scary Stories +1
#10 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** If … 04/06/2015 on I relate to Kanye 0
#40 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Triggered +1
#47 - dreadscythe (04/06/2015) [-]
mad paint skils
#24 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** Wha…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2015 on I feel ya, Bro +26
#29 - Common Pepe (04/06/2015) [-]
Moving fast, taking stuff inside his ass.
User avatar #44 - isuriand (04/06/2015) [-]
Any idea which video this clip is from?
#23 - Picture 04/06/2015 on I feel ya, Bro +1
#143 - Man this is like the fifth moral/opinion/rights post in a row.… 04/06/2015 on Fat Shame +3
#281 - You know, if I was forced to serve somebody, I would try my …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Indiana 0
#336 - Common Pepe (04/06/2015) [-]
Who's forcing them to serve?
#4 - Damn, pepetv, how much did you pay for THAT rare pepe? 04/06/2015 on Anon doesn't like uTorrent +25
#6 - It's been a while since I've seen a rage face. 04/06/2015 on Sleep facts 0
#8 - I grew up in Utah. The Greatest Snow on Earth. High s… 04/06/2015 on Hockey players are tough... +3
#19 - The way I see it, how much is there that we can really do abou…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Might as well be a tree in... +1
User avatar #22 - strifethethird (04/06/2015) [-]
you're right. we don't have the resources to do anything about it, only thing we can do is inform people about it. the way i see it is that it's not our responsibility to do anything about it and as i see it those people have their own government that can help them, but they decide to let it happen. what are we going to do? we sure as hell can't go over there, well maybe we could, but do we really want to get involved with crazy fucks who torture and throw people off buildings? shit is crazy everywhere we have to pick the fights we can fight and the ones we don't fight isn't because we don't care, it's because we cant.

but that's just my opinion
#4 - Look at all that black space.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on struggle is real +13
#5 - sgtxrootbeer (04/06/2015) [-]
that picture is fucking gold.

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User avatar #19 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - anonshenanigans (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for your services.
User avatar #9 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Richard, is this you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, you've come to the right place.
I don't even know a Richard. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #11 to #10 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
I just saw a post where you had a kid and lost motivation for the gym. Have a friend who's going through the same thing. Good luck though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Check on ibowtobacon, he made that comment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Annnnnnnd, im a dumbass
User avatar #14 to #13 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm retarded for a few hours a day too.
User avatar #8 - gugek (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
#6 - thelizardlord (02/14/2015) [-]
I did not forget
User avatar #4 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
#5 to #4 - gjtz (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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