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I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.
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- At this point its probably not going to be against Russia OR C…
wars cost billions
wars cost lives
wars cost resources we need
how bout we dont go to war at all and save all this
No man, you don´t get it, war is great. Lots of brown people die in wars and it´s not like the money would be needed anywhere else. If they didn´t spend it on bullets and tanks, they´d probably spend it on useless bullshit like the education system or better training for the police forces.
Damn lighten up pl0x.
then maybe you shouldnt go around saying why dont we go to war if you dont want people responding to your ignorance.
The only thing ignorant here is how you managed to assume everything I know about how a war is fought and funded based off of one smartass comment.
Please go be autismo elsewhere.
you made a comment in support of war. if you support a unprovoked war then you support billions being funded and lives lost. anyone who supports war supports this no matter what. there is no assumptions thats just how it works.
Do you believe everything you read on the internet at face value? My meager joke of WW3 now means I'm in full support of war? Did I fall for this bait?
if you were joking then i apologize. if you are serious then my comments still stand.
- I consider fat to be more of a mindset. Those people that are …
FSF For Fat Fucks
- Where the **** would that be? Saudi Arabia? Iran? Australia?
Is This The Redpill
- >toilet foxer What is a plumber?
Poland Tells A Joke
- Its mybirthday tomorrow. Or today, depensing on where you are.
Daily News: May-2-17
- Suppressor. The baffles don't silence anything. All …
the sound of silence
It silences the loud noises so its more quiet
Realised I forgot the link
I realise they are called supressors, but they are also called silencers, regardless of how much gun nuts hate it... My point is, "silencer" isn't wrong, like the anon implied
Both the United States Department of Justice and the ATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosive) refer to suppressors as "silencers". Additionally, Hiram Percy Maxim (the original inventor of the device) marketed them as "Maxim Silencers". The earliest use of the term "suppressor" to refer to firearm noise reduction is in US Patent 4530417, July 23, 1985 "A suppressor for reducing the muzzle blast of firearms or the like.".
- >six figures for any non-tie government job Okay.
Kickass Fact Comp #38
It is the goal of those earning these obscenely high salaries and pensions to deny that they exist, to say that they are being paid less that the private sector and that gardeners and librarians are responsible for skyrocketing pensions.
When denial no longer works on an informed public, then it becomes Muh Heroes.
I know this issue isn’t as sexy as anime traps, but FJ needs to be red pilled on this issue.
Government pensions plans create more millionaires that the lottery.
First paragraph of the story;
“In this era of government austerity, particularly at the state and local levels, the median police salary in the small township of Saddle Brook, N.J., is more than $120,000. Virtually the entire force enjoys six-figure annual incomes. In North Brunswick, about an hour down the Garden State Parkway, the median police salary is over $110,000. Francis “Mac” Womack, the Democratic mayor of North Brunswick since 2012, defends this seemingly excessive compensation on the grounds that, while he “can go to sleep at night if we cut a recreation program,” he can’t sleep if his township is “doing without public safety” (the mayor did not specify who, exactly, was advocating a policy of no public safety).”
I like how they frame the issue as who could be in favor of no police.
The boot lickers always say it has to be either;
1.) Millionaire government employees, or
2.) Dindonuthuns burning down the metropolis.
How about a third option of reasonably paid public servants retiring at 67 with less than 100 percent of pay like the rest of us.
- Basketball Americans.
- >pizza in vajonya Eww.
My plan for today
- Wut anime?
It's a trap!
Some guy's warzone.
Anonymous gamer's Field of war
Where is that accent form man??
No, its a bad [fake] Ugandan accent.
And its Choleraninja, like I posted
African? I'm not sure.
Cholerninja Playing Battleborn, pretty under-rated streamer
This is way better with sound
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