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#245 - What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on guise, ill miss you +2
#246 - carpediam (11/18/2012) [-]
#46 - Dude was probably a cop killer. 11/18/2012 on STOP RESISTING 0
#30 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2012 on Grumpy Cat +15
User avatar #56 - eddiethead (11/18/2012) [-]
My god that is fucking fantastic.
#47 - AceofHearts (11/18/2012) [-]
#212 - This doesn't change the fact I still hate most of you.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2012 on guise, ill miss you +6
User avatar #241 - carpediam (11/18/2012) [-]
We hate you too fag.
Don't be a stranger
#245 - gjtz (11/18/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare
for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
#246 - carpediam (11/18/2012) [-]
#93 - Cause anybody on this site has a chance with her. 11/18/2012 on What I want for Christmas +18
#106 - Picture 11/18/2012 on Roses are red 0
#158 - His horrible plan to fix the economy. 11/18/2012 on Twinkies ya'll -1
#214 - My beard is pissing me off. It's that length where it's too sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on Truth 0
User avatar #221 - valyn (11/18/2012) [-]
mine doesnt need to be combed, shit is like the bristles on a wire brush
#153 - Obama.  [+] (13 new replies) 11/18/2012 on Twinkies ya'll -5
#154 - mrmiguel (11/18/2012) [-]
Why in the fuck would he do that?
User avatar #159 - uwue (11/18/2012) [-]
It's actually the Unions, nothing to do with Obama. Since Twinkie is union-run factory, the union had too many financial problems, then refused to back it and shut it down. Though I'm not surprised if Hostess gets bought by some foreign country.
Just so you conspiracy-theorist fucks know, Obama has no control over shutting any companies down. Hostess already had problems even during the Bush Presidency.
User avatar #168 - ninjaspartan (11/18/2012) [-]
It has everything to do with Obama if he couldn't fix it while he was in office. Union problems my ass, it doesn't matter who has control over shutting it down. Not saying that he should have made a pastry company with debt his top priority, but I'll be damned if this isn't a perfect example of what's to come. If the economy were in better hands, or at least if Obama knew more about business, Hostess could have probably taken care of themselves if not lasted a while longer at the very least.
#189 - valigar (11/18/2012) [-]
*do you know how fucking long this country has been in debt you fucking asshat? How about you look at the eight years under Bush that took us from a surplus to a recession before anyone had heard of Obama? fuck you.
User avatar #275 - ninjaspartan (11/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, and look at the four years that put us even FURTHER into recession under OBAMA. We need a FIX. NOW. Fuck you too, if you think Obama is the fix.
#280 - valigar (11/18/2012) [-]
yea, because one man that has to answer to an entire fucking country and corrupt-opposing politicians is going to solv all of our fucking problems.
User avatar #176 - timmywankenobi (11/18/2012) [-]
you know it's funny the "top business men " who know so much about the econonmy and marketing, investing, banking ect are the ones that fucked everything up with their greed !.Then Ignorant fucks like you go touting around saying they are the only ones who can fix it because they know the most about business !. ya maybe they could if they gave a fuck about you or anyone else !
User avatar #178 - ninjaspartan (11/18/2012) [-]
I doubt he would have run for president if he didn't actually care or have a plan to fix it.

Both Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne are tired of your bullshit.
User avatar #183 - timmywankenobi (11/18/2012) [-]
great I'll put them on the list next to the flash and the easter bunny.
User avatar #169 - uwue (11/18/2012) [-]
ninjaspartan clearly knows how to run the country, NINJASPARTAN FOR PRESIDENT!
User avatar #172 - ninjaspartan (11/18/2012) [-]
Nah, I'm just good at predicting shit.

Smart-ass.
User avatar #158 - gjtz (11/18/2012) [-]
His horrible plan to fix the economy.
User avatar #157 - mrgilly (11/18/2012) [-]
No.
Hostess was looking into bankruptcy because of the falling economy, but a different type where they could still sell off things and possibly stay open.

Then the Bakers union had the bright idea to strike Hostess, so the company had to shut down for good.
#29 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2012 on Halfway Through No Fap... +8
#35 - asasqw (11/16/2012) [-]
#52 - jalthelas (11/16/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 09** I'm back bitches! And I brought dubs.
#109 - asasqw (11/16/2012) [-]
#3 - HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE 11/16/2012 on You Had One Job! 0
#193 - That's nice. 11/15/2012 on Squirrel +5
#29 - > ThatGuyWhoTalks > Doesn't say anything  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2012 on yu must sex now +206
User avatar #31 - yunogasaii (11/13/2012) [-]
Pictures are worth a thousand words.
User avatar #140 - omenaaa (11/13/2012) [-]
Write a thousand word essay on this picture.
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#40 - Welfare. 11/13/2012 on Well.... 0
#79 - What the hell is that hanging from the hook on the wall? If it… 11/13/2012 on When you see it. +1
#50 - What the fuck are you talking about an awesome day at work? If… 11/13/2012 on Oh God Yes +4
#186 - I watched it because it reminded my of the cartoons from when … 11/11/2012 on Bronies 0
#71 - I don't even watch MLP anymore and this is still badass.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2012 on WAS IT YOU, NAZISTICK?! 0
User avatar #78 - malistaticy (11/11/2012) [-]
they try to make mlp fit for the WHOLE family.
#38 - awwww yiiiiiis. Finally found the dolphins. 11/11/2012 on test +32
#196 - Listening to Redemption Day - Johnny Cash, tears. Real, not ma… 11/11/2012 on Faith in Humanity: Restored 0
#2 - "That thettelth that." 11/10/2012 on "i love my ip.." Fuck off. 0
#101 - I wish that was the case with my dad. But he is a cheating asshole. 11/10/2012 on /b/ +2
#47 - This is a perfect representation of most of the people who com… 11/10/2012 on Buying Condoms +3
#5 - You really just reposted and iMagnet comic. Really. 11/09/2012 on blow my +1
#47 - This isn't funny.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2012 on MS Paint Comic 3 -1
#48 - captainwow (11/09/2012) [-]
#53 - puccypirateisback (11/09/2012) [-]
here you go sir
#55 - captainwow (11/09/2012) [-]
Thanks! In return, here's my favorite .gif
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User avatar #1 - zaxzwim ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
who the hell are you and why do you want to be my friend on here?
User avatar #2 to #1 - gjtz (03/02/2013) [-]
Im gjtz and we have the same birthday. Bresse.
User avatar #3 to #2 - zaxzwim ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
oh ok
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