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gjtz

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Nice try Admin.
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Far Cry, Battlefield, Terraria, Starbound, Warface, TF2,
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Southern US
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3028
Comment Ranking:#264
Highest Content Rank:#368
Highest Comment Rank:#232
Content Thumbs: 12331 total,  13826 ,  1495
Comment Thumbs: 15412 total,  17618 ,  2206
Content Level Progress: 24.1% (241/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 23.2% (232/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:84
Content Views:105311
Times Content Favorited:1673 times
Total Comments Made:2655
FJ Points:25564
Favorite Tags: accident (2) | car (2) | Crash (2) | Dildo (2) | fire (2) | Fireman (2) | of (2) | ponies (2)
I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

latest user's comments

#16 - Picture 04/09/2015 on out front -1
#4 - God dammit I've been at this for like 15 minutes and I have ye… 04/08/2015 on Awkward 0
#15 - The twincest sisters, obviously. >Agree to their p… 04/08/2015 on Pick your favorite scenario. +26
#4 - Picture 04/08/2015 on That was fucking close +7
#6 - How do you mess that up? Easily two of the most recogniza…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Maybe the Worst Joke in... +103
User avatar #24 - clonedcommando (04/09/2015) [-]
When your writers are so out of touch that they think the president is still jimmy carter this is what happens.
#13 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** Pri… 04/08/2015 on I got a little older today +1
#37 - >Tyrion Lannister trying to pay his debts. >Where wi… 04/08/2015 on Creepy Black and White Photos 0
#56 - That one with the cop shooting his finger off is fantastic. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Retard allert 1 +2
User avatar #62 - archerthefolf (04/08/2015) [-]
That's exactly what I was thinking. Why in the hell do you have a gun for sale with ammunition loaded. It is their fault and the cop shouldn't be held under responsibility for it.
#26 - >Using your tongue to flip the light switch I can … 04/08/2015 on Assorted Internets #29 +1
#24 - Hey! I made that picture! It looks like absolute **** , … 04/08/2015 on 4chan Comp #23 +2
#182 - Sorry, I meant to list that as though to say 10 Nimitz class a… 04/08/2015 on Rekt 0
#25 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** Tha… 04/08/2015 on I think they are well done 0
#11 - Picture 04/08/2015 on Would you like something to... 0
#10 - Before or after the continental drift?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Playing Skyrim on Legendary 0
User avatar #11 - zanea (04/08/2015) [-]
Camelids came about during the pleistocene so it would be after the continental drift. It should also be noted that we also had a species of rhino and the big ass terror birds
#12 - That guys just set a new record for being gangsta. &…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Mah Nigga +36
#23 - hidin (04/08/2015) [-]
how the green man must feel
#8 - That guy probably weighs around 150 pounds, and he just got li…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Playing Skyrim on Legendary +11
User avatar #31 - silentark (04/08/2015) [-]
Camels can make Horses seems like lil' pussies at times, they can run at same pace as horses for short bursts, they retain water, have no natural predators and I know someone who used to run camel tours, he would use a mere 4 camels to haul a 400kg trailer, and that's before the tour group gets in, with gear to camp for a day.
User avatar #9 - zanea (04/08/2015) [-]
Its actually funny you say that, because the oldest camel fossils are actually found in Florida
User avatar #10 - gjtz (04/08/2015) [-]
Before or after the continental drift?
User avatar #11 - zanea (04/08/2015) [-]
Camelids came about during the pleistocene so it would be after the continental drift. It should also be noted that we also had a species of rhino and the big ass terror birds
#35 - What good deed have I done today? Story time, ******* . …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2015 on What good deed have you... +19
User avatar #126 - xerixima (04/08/2015) [-]
Thank you for doing your service. Take care, be safe, and keep being awesome.
#61 - anonymous (04/08/2015) [-]
Respect, Fire Brigade is dangerous sometimes, take care man.
#27 - Picture 04/08/2015 on Never forget 0
#121 - Got to the Fluttershy eating **** , and that was it for …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Cringe #23 +1
User avatar #166 - joekerr (04/08/2015) [-]
Right now you can't view the rest anyways, someone flagged this.
#81 - Jesus ******* Christ. As soon as the discrimination bar…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Even dogs hate fatties +18
User avatar #87 - silentark (04/08/2015) [-]
That, or it's gotten so bad even animals are sick of their shit.
#36 - BUT THE THRILL OF NOT KNOWING WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO FIND ONCE Y…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Ja ja ja -1
User avatar #37 - supervizor (04/08/2015) [-]
And that is why the internet is the greatest modern invention. Where you can see middle-easterners screaming allahu ackbar without being blown up.
#34 - Probably because you're giving them attention, while trying to…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Ja ja ja -1
User avatar #35 - supervizor (04/08/2015) [-]
I get what you mean, but if people press hide all they won't see it in the future anymore. Mainly meant to prevent this situation. I do like some trolls, but a lot are garbage at their job. Trolls should derail threads, not just try to make themselves hated.
User avatar #36 - gjtz (04/08/2015) [-]
BUT THE THRILL OF NOT KNOWING WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO FIND ONCE YOU HIT SHOW IS TOO GREAT TO PASS UP.

Seriously though, I would have died a long time ago if I was as curious irl as I am online.
User avatar #37 - supervizor (04/08/2015) [-]
And that is why the internet is the greatest modern invention. Where you can see middle-easterners screaming allahu ackbar without being blown up.
#32 - Y'know more people get mad at people that say "Hide…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Ja ja ja -2
User avatar #33 - supervizor (04/08/2015) [-]
Eh? Why's that?
User avatar #34 - gjtz (04/08/2015) [-]
Probably because you're giving them attention, while trying to keep others from giving them attention. I think trolls are fantastic to an extent, I was definitely not expecting that nasty fucking .gif when I clicked show. Made me cringe, but I laughed pretty hard afterwards.
User avatar #35 - supervizor (04/08/2015) [-]
I get what you mean, but if people press hide all they won't see it in the future anymore. Mainly meant to prevent this situation. I do like some trolls, but a lot are garbage at their job. Trolls should derail threads, not just try to make themselves hated.
User avatar #36 - gjtz (04/08/2015) [-]
BUT THE THRILL OF NOT KNOWING WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO FIND ONCE YOU HIT SHOW IS TOO GREAT TO PASS UP.

Seriously though, I would have died a long time ago if I was as curious irl as I am online.
User avatar #37 - supervizor (04/08/2015) [-]
And that is why the internet is the greatest modern invention. Where you can see middle-easterners screaming allahu ackbar without being blown up.
#31 - Picture 04/08/2015 on Ja ja ja +2
#30 - Seriously though, I don't think a Jew would walk into that one.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Ja ja ja +6
User avatar #44 - wthree (04/08/2015) [-]
I think 6 million of them already did....
#52 - bleeduntildeath (04/08/2015) [-]
man these comments are always a gas
User avatar #45 - robinwilliamson (04/08/2015) [-]
I think they didn't have a choice
User avatar #50 - binuclear (04/08/2015) [-]
Good to see your still "hanging" around
i made myself sad goddammit

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User avatar #19 - touches ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - anonshenanigans (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for your services.
User avatar #9 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Richard, is this you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, you've come to the right place.
I don't even know a Richard. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #11 to #10 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
I just saw a post where you had a kid and lost motivation for the gym. Have a friend who's going through the same thing. Good luck though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Check on ibowtobacon, he made that comment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Annnnnnnd, im a dumbass
User avatar #14 to #13 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm retarded for a few hours a day too.
User avatar #8 - gugek (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
#6 - thelizardlord (02/14/2015) [-]
I did not forget
User avatar #4 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
#5 to #4 - gjtz (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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