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#21 - Comment deleted 01/08/2014 on MS Paint 0
#20 - **gjtz rolled a random comment #95024 posted by badmotorfi…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on MS Paint 0
#22 - gjtz (01/08/2014) [-]
**gjtz rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Priorities ** I don't know how to draw videos
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#380 - **gjtz rolls 56,306** 01/08/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#78 - Volt Tackle. It'd be extremely awesome. 12/25/2013 on (untitled) 0
#15 - **gjtz rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Skyri… 12/23/2013 on Title 0
#27 - Fay Spain United States Axis powers Adolf Hitler … 12/11/2013 on Challenge 0
#4 - what game is this?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Get it together man +12
#11 - hendlovessesshy (12/08/2013) [-]
The Dating Game by Sony

But it got removed


User avatar #13 - lolshadowjewtwo (12/08/2013) [-]
funniest thing i've ever seen oh my god
the fucking innocent lumberjack
Jizzmopper: Discovering the terrible secret of space
#5 - Well it isn't going to be him. Both of those guys looked the w… 11/13/2013 on 1 in 3 +1
#13 - iMagnet content, that was "reinvented" by SchwedyBal…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on fly in my pink Tee +2
User avatar #15 - aahrg (11/13/2013) [-]
don't forget that 9gag watermark
#755 - A modern Assassin's Creed would be nice. 11/04/2013 on description 0
#2162 - **gjtz rolls 636**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Pokemon 0
#2171 - anonimperiumreturn (11/02/2013) [-]
#3 - The first picture looks like he's spitting out the handrail. 10/29/2013 on Photoshop win +9
#11 - **gjtz rolls 2** 10/26/2013 on Bitch I'm Golden 0
#4 - Picture 10/26/2013 on We're going on a feels trip. 0
#466 - Dude, I made that comment 2 years ago. 10/26/2013 on After Death 0
#10 - PS3, if that helps. 10/23/2013 on GTAV for FJ 0
#9 - I'm thinking of picking up GTAV for the multiplayer. Is it worth it?  [+] (15 new replies) 10/23/2013 on GTAV for FJ 0
User avatar #30 - redrex (10/23/2013) [-]
i have not played the multiplayer enough to give you an answer for that. but i've mostly been playing singleplayer, and i find that fun as hell
User avatar #12 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/23/2013) [-]
Not at the moment, I would say. When the update for heists comes in, then probably.
Deathmatch: Shit spawns, terrible cover system
Race: I hope you don't like a clean race, I know it's GTA, but being a criminal does not have to equal being a dick
Survival: Boring as hell, if you ask me.
Missions: I hope you like spending 5-30 minutes for $200-5000 jobs when you're hoping for $9000+ jobs.
User avatar #13 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/23/2013) [-]
Passive mode: Actually just a way for players to run you over without you being able to pull weapons on them.
Death: Even if your money is in the bank, you lose it due to medical expenses
Bounty: Butthurt players putting bounties on you because you destroyed their cars while they try to kill you for no reason.
Bad sport system: Killing players who have passive mode enabled is fine, you're not a bad sport. Destroying a player's car in self-defense? You monster.
Buying things: I mean now that the bike glitch is gone, players who used it are just going to kill you and you'll lose money.

I hope you enjoy spending all of your time in your apartment, which costs a minimum of $80,000, waiting for jobs that pay money.
User avatar #56 - huntergriff (10/23/2013) [-]
The health bills were lowered to $500.
User avatar #32 - lutzie (10/23/2013) [-]
-Missions pay well if you are a high level, or have friends who are a high level. and $200? Really? Minimum is $100, and the max as of now is $50,000. The missions that pay that well can easily be done in 5 minutes if you have a good crew.
-Passive mode is disabled when you get into a car, and is enabled when you get back out
-If you have a bounty on your head, just keep starting or joining missions. Players won't spawn next to you afterwards if they're not your friend. Also, just get a friend to kill you then pay you the bounty, along with medical fees.

TL;DR Get some friends. But the rest is an opinion so I can't really say anything about that.
User avatar #163 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/23/2013) [-]
I play the game with 3 friends. Missions may pay well at higher levels, but I'm constantly spammed with shit low level jobs instead of higher ones.
Passive mode has nothing to do with getting in and out of cars in my comment. I was talking about how in passive mode you can't use your weapons to defend yourself if someone decides to run you over. Players run you over in passive mode if they want to kill you and you won't make it easy for them.
Bounties, I won't argue with. Sometimes though, I just want to free roam without hordes of people after me for pocket change.
User avatar #20 - smashingprodigy (10/23/2013) [-]
What is the bike glitch you speak of? I've never encountered it before.
User avatar #21 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/23/2013) [-]
Up until last friday, you could customize a bike in Los Santos Customs to up its value. That wasn't the glitch, however. The glitch was that as long as you kept the value of the bike below $50,000 (You can't sell vehicles worth over $50,000) then you could sell it (I'm going to use Xbox controls as a reference) by pressing A (are you sure you want to sell it?), press A again (bike is sold), quickly press start right after pressing A twice, lb over to the Xbox or Playstation store, press A twice to get to the money pack, and then press B. You'll appear outside of Los Santos Customs on your bike. You ride back into Los Santos Customs, repeat the listed steps (do NOTHING else. Do not get off of your bike or do anything that risks breaking the glitch) and you can do it over and over again. Some people used the glitch to become billionaires.

User avatar #24 - smashingprodigy (10/23/2013) [-]
Ah, I got you now. Thanks! Didn't know that was possible.

I haven't been playing the game online all that much, but you seem to know more about it than me, so I have one more question if you don't mind. Are clothing shops/barbershops safe places for players to be in to avoid getting killed?
User avatar #26 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/23/2013) [-]
Also, using that back button menu allows you to put restrictions on who can enter your personal vehicle. If another player has a personal vehicle and doesn't know how to do this, and has been annoying you, then you'll know you can jack civilian vehicles by pressing "Y". In order to throw a player out of his or her car, you can hold "Y" instead of pressing it.
User avatar #27 - smashingprodigy (10/23/2013) [-]
Awesome! Thanks for the info! You've been a big help.
User avatar #29 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/23/2013) [-]
No problem, man. If you have any more questios then feel free to ask.
User avatar #25 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/23/2013) [-]
Well, only if they have a back room. Players can shoot through windows if they're on the outside of the building. If they get pissed because they can't kill you, then many people will park cars to block the doors and keep you from getting out. If this ever happens to you, then holding the back or select button brings up a menu, and on the menu exists an option to kill yourself for a maximum fee of $500, not including medical fees from dying. If all of your money is in the bank, killing yourself costs nothing, aside from medical expenses.
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User avatar #10 - gjtz (10/23/2013) [-]
PS3, if that helps.
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#116 - masterbelial (10/14/2013) [-]
That's what you think...
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#5 to #4 - gjtz (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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