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So I'm legally involved in a murder cover up because I stepped on empty casings while I was firemanning it up in a burning house.comment
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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Nice try Admin.
Steam Profile: MisterDoctorProfessorCasey
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Far Cry, Battlefield, Terraria, Starbound, Warface, TF2,
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:3/31/2015
Location:Southern US
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6918
Comment Ranking:#761
Highest Content Rank:#368
Highest Comment Rank:#774
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Comment Thumbs: 11146 total,  13230 ,  2084
Content Level Progress: 94% (470/500)
Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 301 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 302 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:60
Content Views:67278
Times Content Favorited:1635 times
Total Comments Made:2375
FJ Points:22224
Favorite Tags: Dildo (2) | ponies (2)
I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

latest user's comments

#43 - Polycystic ovary syndrome: Polycystic (pah-lee-SIS-ti…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Rekt 0
User avatar #46 - sketchE (03/28/2015) [-]
ok so after reading it a females body doesnt get a hormone from ovulating and gets too much male hormone. however the one thing i notice in the article that is prevelent is them telling you to control your weight by eating right and excercising
User avatar #44 - sketchE (03/28/2015) [-]
so what it sounds like without reading the links is the body thinks it is pregnant for some reason so food is being stored as fat primarily. ill read the article now just wanted to give my impression from what you told me
User avatar #45 - gjtz (03/28/2015) [-]
This picture has come up every so often with the Fat Shaming Friday posts which I think are great, don't get me wrong , but this woman is seriously the <1% that can claim her weight is due to her genetics, and is out of her control. Unlike most fatties you see around.
User avatar #47 - sketchE (03/28/2015) [-]
from what ive read on the disease it akes it difficult sure but it also says that you should maintain your weight right in the article. while i will agree that it is much harder for her to lose weight i will add that it is not impossible
User avatar #48 - gjtz (03/28/2015) [-]
And I agree with you. Anybody can cut back their weight through even a simple diet change Over the last three months I've lost a few pounds, from 175 back in December to 168 now, which worries me because I've weighed at least 175 since my junior year in high school and a little exercise I lift . But there are always those few that have to make the adjustment from a healthy lifestyle to an EVEN HEALTHIER one because they actually have an issue, unlike those who will blame everyone and everything except themselves for why they are fat.
User avatar #49 - sketchE (03/28/2015) [-]
and thats fine. if youre trying to fix it i will give you my support every time. my friend was over 400 throughout middle school then in highschool he got surgery and started working out and hes dropped under 300
#1704 - **gjtz used "*roll rpg name*"** **gjtz rolls Failona** MFW… 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#36 - I think we've been over this numerous times that this particul…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Rekt +3
User avatar #39 - sketchE (03/28/2015) [-]
please explain
User avatar #43 - gjtz (03/28/2015) [-]
Polycystic ovary syndrome:

Polycystic (pah-lee-SIS-tik) ovary syndrome (PCOS) is a health problem that can affect a woman's: Menstrual cycle, ability to have children, hormones, heart, blood vessels, and appearance.

The cause of PCOS is unknown. But most experts think that several factors, including genetics, could play a role. Women with PCOS are more likely to have a mother or sister with PCOS.

Researchers also think insulin may be linked to PCOS. Insulin is a hormone that controls the change of sugar, starches, and other food into energy for the body to use or store. Many women with PCOS have too much insulin in their bodies because they have problems using it. Excess insulin appears to increase production of androgen. High androgen levels can lead to: acne, excessive hair growth, weight gain, and problems with ovulation.

If you care to read up about it, here's a link (the second one of google, matter of fact): www.womenshealth.gov/publications/our-publications/fact-sheet/polycystic-ovary-syndrome.html
User avatar #46 - sketchE (03/28/2015) [-]
ok so after reading it a females body doesnt get a hormone from ovulating and gets too much male hormone. however the one thing i notice in the article that is prevelent is them telling you to control your weight by eating right and excercising
User avatar #44 - sketchE (03/28/2015) [-]
so what it sounds like without reading the links is the body thinks it is pregnant for some reason so food is being stored as fat primarily. ill read the article now just wanted to give my impression from what you told me
User avatar #45 - gjtz (03/28/2015) [-]
This picture has come up every so often with the Fat Shaming Friday posts which I think are great, don't get me wrong , but this woman is seriously the <1% that can claim her weight is due to her genetics, and is out of her control. Unlike most fatties you see around.
User avatar #47 - sketchE (03/28/2015) [-]
from what ive read on the disease it akes it difficult sure but it also says that you should maintain your weight right in the article. while i will agree that it is much harder for her to lose weight i will add that it is not impossible
User avatar #48 - gjtz (03/28/2015) [-]
And I agree with you. Anybody can cut back their weight through even a simple diet change Over the last three months I've lost a few pounds, from 175 back in December to 168 now, which worries me because I've weighed at least 175 since my junior year in high school and a little exercise I lift . But there are always those few that have to make the adjustment from a healthy lifestyle to an EVEN HEALTHIER one because they actually have an issue, unlike those who will blame everyone and everything except themselves for why they are fat.
User avatar #49 - sketchE (03/28/2015) [-]
and thats fine. if youre trying to fix it i will give you my support every time. my friend was over 400 throughout middle school then in highschool he got surgery and started working out and hes dropped under 300
#3 - ******* Canada I have the bayonet to my … 03/28/2015 on BOOM, BOOM, CRASH +7
#6 - Military greentexts get me every time. 03/28/2015 on 4chan Comp #12 +4
#5 - I've never had to worry about people stomping their feet to se… 03/28/2015 on 4chan Comp #12 0
#2 - Just copy and paste them all into a word document, bro. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on 4chan Comp #12 0
User avatar #3 - andrewtk (03/28/2015) [-]
I did, but sometimes I miss a comment or two and I have to go back and look through all of them. It's really tedious, ya know?
#5 - gjtz (03/28/2015) [-]
I've never had to worry about people stomping their feet to see my content. I think I've uploaded two things in the last six months.
#29 - What kind of shoes/boots are those in the bottom? I've b… 03/28/2015 on Don't Tell Me What To Do... 0
#98 - "Nice to see you get off of that game, gjtz. That stuff w…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Among other introverts +23
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User avatar #143 - luckyspirit (03/28/2015) [-]
"Hang on, son! TMZ is talking about Miley Cyrus's 20k GangBang-a-thon!"
#95 - Girls are probably all American anyhow.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Among other introverts 0
#97 - levvy (03/28/2015) [-]
Americans are ugly as fuck...
#91 - Those are some sick shades! Anybody have a clue where to get a pair? 03/28/2015 on Putin's everyday life 0
#160 - I'm jamming it up in Fallout: New Vegas again, playing as a gi… 03/28/2015 on Post your favorite... +1
#3 - Picture 03/28/2015 on black star wars +1
#4 - >The "corrupt fireman" one My chief told… 03/28/2015 on Tumblr Compish 1 +1
#18 - Far Cry isn't exactly a trilogy (it has like five games I thin… 03/27/2015 on Completely Legit 0
#8 - Good on him being a good Uncle and all, but that's pretty gay.…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Good guy Uncle -7
User avatar #11 - kinokun (03/28/2015) [-]
what you got against the gay and they use big buckets because most people go to the cinema in groups. if the sound of your eating bothers you, you should hear yourself talk.
#32 - Is there a debate to this? I'd spend a night in there…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Sure, why not? 0
User avatar #36 - sanguinesolitude (03/27/2015) [-]
100 bucks even. its just a house.
as long as i can bring a sleeping bag, or something.
eh, fuck it i would stay up all night.
#10 - I remember reading that the guy's wife was just outside of the…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/27/2015 on The D look +8
User avatar #31 - traks (03/28/2015) [-]
I heard that that she is also a body builder and the two are friends and did it for the internets.
#37 - onecommentonlyone (03/28/2015) [-]
yup, she is called Stacey Thompson. Competes in female bodybuilding stuff I believe. I know this because of scientific research.
User avatar #11 - phisk (03/28/2015) [-]
What actually is happening is that he's telling the sob story of how he's been through a lot of hardships the time before this interview took place, and she is basically sniveling and holding back her tears.
#35 - deadfed (03/28/2015) [-]
I agree with ayumu. He may have been telling some sob story, but she was getting wet.
User avatar #17 - ayumu (03/28/2015) [-]
bullshit
look at that gif
look at the lip bite
look at her sigh
she's thirsty as fuck
User avatar #18 - phisk (03/28/2015) [-]
I can't be bothered to find the video, but that's what's actually happening.
User avatar #36 - baaltomekk (03/28/2015) [-]
I just saw the video, and the point still stands. He is speaking about how hard the last 18 months were for him, but she is still eyefucking him the whole interview.
User avatar #50 - phisk (03/28/2015) [-]
That might be so. I was just basing my comment on my recollection, which may not have been 100% accurate.
#22 - draeman (03/28/2015) [-]
here it is:
Exclusive backstage interview with Flex Lewis at the British Grand Prix
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#1 - Post them all into one content, not four or five a post. 03/27/2015 on poke-dad comic 3 +3
#263 - **gjtz used "*roll cah answer*"** **gjtz rolls A balanced b… 03/27/2015 on Cards Against Humanity *rolls* 0
#261 - **gjtz used "*roll cah answer*"** **gjtz rolls Flesh-eating…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on Cards Against Humanity *rolls* 0
User avatar #263 - gjtz (03/27/2015) [-]
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**gjtz rolls A balanced breakfast.**
#258 - **gjtz used "*roll cah answer*"** **gjtz rolls Object perma… 03/27/2015 on Cards Against Humanity *rolls* 0

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#18 - admin (03/21/2015) [-]
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Hi gjtz! I've eaten 10 grams of rice this week. That's a lot of food for me! I'm ready to mine minerals now!
#20 - misskayla ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for your services.
User avatar #15 - admin (03/15/2015) [-]
hey there, it's Admin. This is a copy/paste message but I went on your profile personally to post this.

I'm asking for help.
1) Site is having server issues and there's nothing I can do about it
2) Site is losing traffic and users, which makes me sad because this site is my baby and FJers are the only friend and family I have.
3) My life is falling apart (no one's fault but my own) and the only family I have is dying or going away.

It's all my fault and I take full responsibility. I think whining and blaming others is dumb. I'm just asking you to keep visiting the site and post frequently. I don't want my baby to die.

Thanks.
User avatar #16 to #15 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, Dadmin. I'll be here for you.
User avatar #9 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Richard, is this you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, you've come to the right place.
I don't even know a Richard. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #11 to #10 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
I just saw a post where you had a kid and lost motivation for the gym. Have a friend who's going through the same thing. Good luck though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Check on ibowtobacon, he made that comment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Annnnnnnd, im a dumbass
User avatar #14 to #13 - gjtz ONLINE (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm retarded for a few hours a day too.
User avatar #8 - gugek (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
#6 - thelizardlord (02/14/2015) [-]
I did not forget
#7 to #6 - gjtz ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #4 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
#5 to #4 - gjtz ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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