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I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.
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- I work at Walmart, I have more than a few stories &g…
Anon tries to buy some cigs
walmart story number 2
2 old guys worked during the week in auto. one was a golden glove boxer in his day and was really cool. he was useless his hands were all fucked up so he literally did nothing but he was funny as fuck so i didnt mind...other one was a 50+ year old dude who was a know it all. hated me and my car, because it being my first car i thought it was the best it was a 1992 ford thunderbird SuperCoupe with the 3.8L supercharged V6 it was a fucking rocket. anyways mister know it all has been ragging on me because i coulding find the oil filter on a GMC jimmy. turns out its under a little plastic lid bolted to the front bumper (the DUMBEST fucking spot i have ever seen to mount a oil filter) anyways we are arguing about cold weather and starting cars.
know it all tells me cars wont start because the gas in them freezes now i dont have the rage face like WTF did you just say but that was my face i couldn't believe the level of stupidity i had just heard. i was like the freezing point of gas is like minus 40 with winterised stuff probably being like 60 or more. hes like NO NO CAR UNDER 10 degrees will start.
check phone says its minus 19 out. proceed to open bay door walk 20 feet to my car and start it (he always shit talks fords so i make a huge scene about it)
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT THE FORD STARTS IMPOSSIBLE THE DODGE GUY SAYS.
turns out his fucking pontiac GTP WOULDN'T START THE SAME DAY
pontiac i consider to be junk so i had a laugh about that
walmart story time?
working auto department for six months. we dont have a manager and its me at 22 and two 17 year pot smoking half wits. one is a complete retard fat and all u aint got noz swag. his GF works cash at the front 70 pounds 4 feet tall pretty cute if she doesnt talk or look at you directly best way to describe her is anti emo..like if emos were all black she was all white. white hair skin souless eyes. thought he was king shit because she was kinda cute. other guy was middle eastern he was actually pretty cool his dad was loaded so this kid got what ever he wanted, but he listened and took advice about cars. fatty doesnt listen brings in a new dodge charger forgets to put oil filter back on starts car oil starts pissing out owner watches through window gets really pissed off. i proceed to tell him the oil change is free (i dont have the power to do that but what were they gunna do fire me? 0 fucks given plus customers mostly liked me)
proceed to do oil change get the guys car out he drives off. fatty tells me and BOOMBOOM( his nickname always made fun of his middle easterness would ask him why his cousins and brothers did 9/11)
anyways he tells me and BB to clean up a 10 foot oil puddle. i leave it cuz im not doing it shutting down one of our three bays for 4 hours until chunk decides to clean it takes me 3 hours of kitty litter scooping spraying and repeating floor for days afterwards was still slippery.
i was a walmart fag for 2 years in the automotive department...the fucking stories i have...its the reason im usually on the clerks side of arguments when i see them happen.
Mention me if you post them.
she doesent kinda have a point
>Not sharing work based stories with us in the first place
Its like you want this site to die or something.
You had a very good response to that at the end.
post them on NotAlwaysRight
- Most likely being held by an optional boss.
And no scrub will ever come for you. But when the gud does, you will never forget him.
- I love my cat.
tongue punching pussy
That cat is most likely setting up sharp claws to guaranty a critical hit.
- Dark Souls 3 and MK: Shaolin Monks. Uppercuts for everyone.
Cotlorovi Sevodupo Makonossot
Saluimelu Hettaph Vathi
- Soul Calitur, this picture being from V.
Saluimelu Hettaph Vathi
- Freaky stuff like this makes me not want to have my feet on th…
Eraligape Xuldour Sounys
you do know theres fuckery that can FLY right
keep feet off the floor all you want... what happens when Nope lands on your head?
- This **** isn't real. Malik is too pure for our timeline.
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Check his twitter feed right now, his one sided conversations are the best.
- Best coordination I ever had was in BF3 with one of my high sc…
When you take your job as...
I remember playing with a friend like that, but then we lost touch. I'll never forget the good old days
- >Morning news >almost 1700 EST …
Daily News Update Dec. 7'th
Heh, the list started as 'morning' news because it was put out between 8-10 am my time (PST). I haven't figured out how to change the name on that, so I've been setting the alerts to 'Daily News' while leaving the list as morning news. I know it ain't ideal.
small correction India is a majority Hindu country not Buddhist.
Ack, thanks for pointing that out.For some reason when I was doing research it showed Buddhism as the major religion (just took another look, I probably mis-read the page or it glitched. Either way, fixing it.)
Yeah, as a poo in the looer I had to correct it. On another note, I love your morning news keep it up.
Heh, well thanks for the catch there, and glad you like the updates
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