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Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Location:Southern US
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I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

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#3 - Name of show?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2015 on Anime Tiddies 0
#12 - originalsss (10/11/2015) [-]
Farming Simulator 2014: The Animation
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#27 - yugiohkris (10/11/2015) [-]
God dam that was a fuckin long game to 100%.
#1 - "But I can't do that!" "Now Genghis, what h… 10/10/2015 on segata sanshiro 0
#8 - I drive a 99 Chevy S10, automatic RWD. No lift kit, no knobby …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/10/2015 on Trucks 0
#20 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
I see you online and I see you lyyyyiiinnn oh yeaaaahhh you lyinnnnn ahhh yeeeaaa
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#21 - gjtz (10/11/2015) [-]
You got me.
#22 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
Bitch.
#19 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
I still no pics
#17 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
Still waiting bitch.
#15 - anon (10/11/2015) [-]
You're bullshitting, pics or it didn't happen.

And if you say you don't have pics of the spray paint, that's double bullshit, I'd take a pic for insurance reasons and "I can't believe this" reasons.
#76732 - That's the way I hold my tools and I do a pretty decent job. D…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2015 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
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#76733 - victhree (10/10/2015) [-]
That might help, actually. I've noticed that's how most of my colleagues work. I'll try it out in my next drawings
#9 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** How… 10/10/2015 on What men really want +8
#5 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** I w… 10/10/2015 on Karl Pilkington Comp 0
#16 - Let's be honest, it's still him. 10/10/2015 on crusin -1
#1321085 - What are your guy's favorite moments in gaming with a friend? …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +2
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#1321296 - kelamith (10/10/2015) [-]
Also in BF3, me and a friend were doing rush on... Gulf of Oman I believe? We were just about to attack the MCOM that was at the construction site, but instead we both sat inside a building just opposite it, as assaults. We stayed there and killed people left right and center. Until we ran out of ammo that is.

So we decided to move up, around the construction site and right behind all the enemies stationed there. My buddy goes "KEL WE NEED AN AMMO GUY" And we just retard charge at the nearest guy, backstab him, grab his kit and toss down some ammo.

We got even more kills. I don't know our KD ratios for that match but holy hell. Also the best part was who that ammo guy was. Turns out it was my buddy's cousin who decided to join not five minutes before I stuck a knife in his chest.

#1321096 - dragondust (10/10/2015) [-]
Probably this one time in BF4, me and my friend were screwing around on Hammerhead when it first came out. We loaded C4 under a humvee and waited for some poor bloke to spawn in it.

When someone finally did, we detonated and it was about to go sky high, but an enemy jet flew over at that time and collided with it. Needless to say neither vehicles survived that
#4 - Volunteer fireman here. While this is true, it's actu…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2015 on sometimes +4
#5 - karvarausku (10/08/2015) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** dang jews.
#7 - "Assblast."  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2015 on and now...a yak +19
#14 - lathyrusvii (10/07/2015) [-]